Secrets / Vent / Advice thread

So this girl has been messaging my friend with long messages ~100-150 words each. But she stops talking to him at random for a couple weeks. This tends to be around when ever they are supposed to meet up, but she finds a way out at random.

Two of the messages were like this.

>"Oh! I forgot about the New King Kong movie! It appears quit different than the older ones. Personally, I find King Kong vs Godzilla to be the best (old school). I am not that smart (lol); just passionately curious. Not taking math this semester, in fact, I'm not taking a science either. After talking to Professor, I decide to seek a more harmonious life than that of scholarly crunch; it feels right. Go back to Disney (lol). It's pricey though. . . A bottle of water? Like five dollars! If I was you, I would wait until they finish up with the new Star Wars attraction in Hollywood studios/MGM. Borrowed a book from Professor, and now it's all dogged eared. . . embarrassing. Reading anything good? Have you ever wandered around five points/riverside? When your at campus, you should check it out. A lot of coffee shoppes and bagel/smoothie places. Peanut butter smoothie = yum."

>"Ppssst! A job does not equal a life- trust me. Your right about the first week of school being a lite load: Disney should be ok. Cecil is not that far from Kent, which class is that one? Urgh! I need to go to bed, just got home, but Moby Dick with Patrick Sterwart is on!!! My eyes turn into hearts every time I see that man- he's so cool. Needless to say, I freaked out when I saw him in the trailer for Logan. That was the second best trailer (in my opinion) during the previews for Rogue One; Guardians of the Galaxy 2 being number one. Baby Groot is the best. Love Groot, in fact, I have the pop figure of him in his little pot. He's the only plant that has not died (lol): I have a black thumb."

Ideas?

I get off to posting my sister in laws stolen pics

I fap to keemstar streams

>>717109102
sounds like she's eager to impress, but very nervous. social anxiety, maybe, or just pitifully low self-esteem. Consider having your friend plan something with her that requires a minimum of interaction. Seems like she enjoys movies, so there's a start.

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My sex drive is unsatisfied, i can have sex with my gf 2 times and still jerk it 3 more times. Im an ahole when im horny, and im horny all the time so im allways an ahole.

>>717109687
are you serious? if so, this is the type of shit we need more of. not stupid girlfriend troubles.

>>717109841
I guess this could be one of the few cases where a movie is acceptable and possibly even preferable for a first "date" type thing?

Definitely seems like she is interested to some degree?

Also, she specifically told him the day she's going to disney, and where she plans on going. Almost seems like she kinda wanted him to tag along.

>>717109841
I adviced, now it's secret time.

I feel responsible for the deaths of both my parents.

People tell me I shouldn't, but both my parents died on my watch.

Mom died from sepsis, which we didn't know about until it was too late, and my dad drank himself to death on my birthday.

I desperately want to kill myself but I have to wait 5-8 more months because my parents died without a will, and I want to make sure the house is repaired, sold, and the proceeds split between my brother and I so he isn't relying on me financially by that point.

>>717110150
when is a movie not acceptable? who doesn't like going to the movies? gay.

>>717110150
You simply dont tag along, find a decent place you like to eat take her there then after surprise her with a movie.

>>717109012
i am dead inside,although i pretend that im cheerful

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I've had a girl I was trying to get (with breaks, not obsessively all the time) for 3 years before finally landing her.

After 1 year of the happiest moments in my life happening everyday, unexplainably I got bored, started to think with my cock. My cock told me he wanted to try some more girls. So to be totally fair to the girl, I dumped her this september.

Tried to live normally, fucked my load of chick in october, even tried to have a gf.
Since late November I can't sleep at night. I regret the thing I've done. I want my ex back. I wrote her a handwritten letter expressing my feelings. Delivered it this monday. Played all-in and dumped the "current gf" on tuesday.

All of that just to get to know today (we met today) she's basically taken and also she's still not ready to forget her wound.

I've fucked up /b/. I really did. Only hope that one day I will get the woman of my life back, keeps me going, gives me a reason I should wake up tomorrow.

>>717109012
lucy moon?

>>717110291
nice going, killer. lol.

When I was 13 I fingered a 6 year old girl, but only because she begged me to

>>717110474
>taking orders from a 6yo girl
holy beta, batman!

>>717110474
What did it feel like?

I'm an Asian guy dating a black girl. Im scared to bring her home to my parents because they're extremely racist...

>>717110368
Well, what I meant by Disney is Disney World, as she was given tickets for xmas.

But I'll mention that maybe he can take her to a movie and maybe surprise her with dinner after.

>>717110292
Usually for a first date you want to go somewhere where you can talk a fair bit and get to know each other. Thats kinda hard to do when you are sitting in a movie theatre

>>717110150
sure, if your friend is within a reasonable distance of Disney. I kind of missed that cue because I figured it would be a flight. If it's a long distance, that amount of dedication early on can easily be seen as creepy, but if it's a half hour drive or something I would definitely suggest going along. I would definitely also advise against calling it a date if they haven't been on a date before and they're going to the movies. Just play it casual, guess a movie she'll be hyped about, and have your friend mention that HIS friend (you, maybe?) canceled on him, and that he has a spare ticket if she wanted to go.

Okay, I've written out a pretty long secret but need to break it into parts, so bump for a minute.

>>717110456
Thanks. Where's your secret, pussy?

>>717110660
probably like a vagina, though you probably dont know what they feel like anyway

Part 1
My name is Daniel and I’m not proud of this, but when it started three years ago, I never thought that it would reach this point. That’s when I could have stopped it. That’s when I should have stopped it. But here we are and if I try to break things off, she will be hurt and then it will be a big mess.

>I started dating Kate four years ago when we met at the hospital. She’s a nurse anaesthetist and I’m
>a pharmaceutical rep. She had married right out of college, had a girl, Alexandra, and then broken
>up with her while getting her Masters degree. When we met, Kate was 29, I think. Alex was 8 and I
>was 30 going on 19, so pretty much a hard-working, fun-loving Peter Pan of a guy. I was smitten,
>though, so I finally started to almost act my age. Kate was my type – shoulder length brown hair,
>petite and fit, smart and really pretty. She had killer green eyes and a perky nose (and let’s be
>honest, perky tits.)

>When I met her daughter, Alex, after six months of dating, she was in that awesome powerful stage
>of little girl and she looked just like her mom, but in that way that little girls have. Brown hair,
>green eyes, tanned from playing outside, slim, athletic and not afraid to speak her mind, play
>soccer with the boys and march around the house. The two of them were, and are, great fun to be
>around. Who would walk away from that, right?

>So after maybe eight months, I moved in with this young divorcee and her firecracker of a
>daughter, now 9 years old. I have a good house that I rent out for extra income and she got a nice
>house in her divorce and between two incomes and rent, we have a pretty nice life and great
>vacations and a great relationship, even after everything that’s happened.

>Did you know that 9 year olds have a sex drive? Neither did I.

>>717110933
I might just drink myself to death if you keep up that attitude

>>717111009
Yeah i do know but Ive never touched one soo small im not a child molester.

>>717110858
They both live ~2.5-3 hrs from Disney. So it may be a stretch, but not a completely unreasonable distance.

And for the rest, I'll bring it up with him and see what he thinks

>>717111122
this ain't an erotic fiction thread buddy

>>717111169
>im not a child molester
by choice or just havent had the opportunity?

>>717111155
You amuse me. Too bad the sting is gone and you'd just be a statistic, huh? I suggest Glenfiddish 14yr Bourbon Barrel Reserve if you don't want to die like a peasant.

>>717110291
just suggesting but maybe you should stay alive for your brothers sake

>be me
>turn 20 on the 4th
>kissless virgin
>hit on occasionally by older women
>not older as in milf
>older as in old church ladies and old coworkers

I honestly don't mind being a virgin. The part that I'd like to achieve is my idealized version of love. The smart part of me knows it's futile but the primal part of me still lusts

One day, I hope, it will end, and my quest for Wizardhood will be less straining.

i had sex with my sister while i was 15 and she was 13

I discovered I'm bi after falling for a friend, I hate myself for it and just cant bring myself to so much as look at him any more. I feel dirty.

>inb4 kys faggot

>>717111500
>another statistic
more like another death you're responsible for

>be me
>turn 20 on the 4th
>kissless virgin
>hit on occasionally by older women
>not older as in milf
>older as in old church ladies and old coworkers
>often asked if I have a gf by similar demographics and family members

I honestly don't mind being a virgin. The part that I'd like to achieve is my idealized version of love. The smart part of me knows it's futile but the primal part of me still lusts

One day, I hope, it will end, and my quest for Wizardhood will be less straining.

>>717109012
back to tumblr faggot

>>717109012
I have a secret you fucking fag.I'm a jew.

>>717110660
Bloody awkward. First it was completely out of the blue. I was just visiting my friend (her brother) when for some reason we were left alone in the lounge together. She sidled up to me and gestured to me that she wanted to whisper something - so I conspiratorially leaned in when she whispered 'will you stick your finger in my 'gina?'
Insta-boner took over, and after making sure the coast was clear, I awkwardly moved a hand over and put it down her knickers. I had no idea what the fuck i was supposed to be feeling for, all I remember was it was soft, warm and moist. I'd seen some porno mags under my dad's dad so I tried to remember where everything was, but I think on the first try I managed to get it into the entrance of her urethra, which was too tight and uncomfortable for hor so I tried again

Eventually I found the right location and slipped a tip in. It wasn't until many years later that I realised she was supposed to have a hymen there - she didn't, and I slipped all the way in until my palm was comfortably cupping her vulva. Still ignorant of what to do next I just moved my whole hand around, but it seemed to be doing the trick as she started breathing really heavily next to me with her mouth opan. In for a penny, I went in for a french kiss, which she tried to reciprocate, but it was just a mess of tongues.

I think she was getting close to something, but I never found out if she was even physically capable of cumming as we heard a noise outside the room and launched ourselves apart from each other, pretending to be watching something on the TV (It may have been the Wuzzles)

We still mucked around as much as possible whenever we could, but all the while she was underage it never amounted to more than fingering and she wanked me off a few times

When she was 14 I got some condoms and we started fucking ( her parents trusted me enough to let her hang around my house - I was also banging her (legal age) sister as well, but she never knew.

I am probably over thinking this.

Messaged a girl ~30min after I got a text from her. My reply was kinda question like, and would typically call for an answer, but for some reason she did not reply yet, and its been two days Granted she did just leave to drive 9hrs out of state that day, so she's probably busy with stuff there... Family and what not.

>>717110474
kill yourself pedofork

>>717111670
he has his own life, he got to go through college while I worked construction, he had the freedom to sit around with a degree and not look for a job while I scrambled for money. He won't listen to a word I say about finance and spends whatever he makes from selling weed and hash on designer clothes, $1000 glass rigs, and steakhouse dinners while we live like shit here. He wants to be his own man, outside any control or influence. And I know it will keep him lazy and broke for a lifetime. But he won't listen, I can't stop him, and watching the spiral hurts. What's the worst shit you've been through, anon?

>>717111966
dad's bed

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WHY THE FUCK ARE WOMEN SUCH UNAPOLOGETIC FUCKWADS

>I'm mad at you because X
>"but you do X all the time"
>But that's different because I say so

IT WAS MIDNIGHT AND I HAD WORK AT 6AM YOU FUCKING CUNT, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WAS IGNORING YOUR COMPANY, YOU DID THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME WHEN I WORKED NIGHTS! DID I EVER BITCH ABOUT THE LACK OF ATTENTION? NO, I PLAYED FUCKING VIDEO GAMES WHILE YOU SLEPT YOU ENORMOUS CUNT!

>>717112049
I hate to say it but its likely she may not be interested, or hopefully as you said really busy.

>>717110474
how did your finger fit?

I have a crush on my 11 year old niece.

>>717112181
post her pic so i can have a crush on her also plz

>>717111222
Buy her launch dinner coffee what ever gets her in the car, after play it cool start driving there tell her its surprise. Drive out to disney buy your tickets have fun. If you are both off this isnt difficult. I took my wife hiking on our second date we only had met on the first date didnt make a big deal of it. You can pull anything off with confidence, just my 2 cents.

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When people say that my art is bad, it really gets to me. Im pretty depressed about it because its the only thing i like to do. Im afraid that all of the time and effort i put into my work was all in vain. And don't get me wrong, i accept criticism, but shit gets toxic a lot.

>>717112140
Lel relateable

>>717112159
Eh, we typically can talk for hours. It's just not usual for her to go that long without responding. But she is out of state with family. So maybe doing stuff with them. And they may be actually in a relatively dead area for cell signal anyway seeing as it is the south.

And typically shows some signs of interest anyway. So, fuck if I know really. Some stuff goes one way, and other stuff goes another way

>>717112324
Example?

>>717112180
it turns out her older sister had been fucking herself with a hairbrush when 'she' was 12 - an act of rebellion after her mother dumped her biological father and instantly hooked up with a new man. At some point the younger sister had witnessed this masterbation and asked to be included. This was about 2 months before ouyr incident, so she was well used to inserting things inside herself - but I had the honour of being the first human appendage. It was naturally tight, but soon nature takes over and humans tend to accomodate each other

>>717112324
Well, I can't read Korean, but it looks O.K from a aesthetic point of view. Abstract the black/negative space, and cut down the white in those middle panels and I think it'll look better

k so you're all pedophiles or having girl problems? boring.

>>717112317
Eh, she's already got a day that she plans on going, so really it is to either a) invite himself along or b) guide her into inviting him along.

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>>717112492
Here's a request from a while ago.

>>717111843
the funny part is that you think that's good enough bait. You're your own person and I'm not obligated to give a shit. My contribution was suggesting a very good medium-shelf single malt scotch so you don't have to chug Platinum Vodka like my old man. My issue is less with being a bleeding-heart faggot and more with failing to uphold obligations to care for family. Your utter failure to bait me speaks for how little of that you comprehend though. GG.

>>717112560
Oh that isn't mine, just a shitty reaction image.

>>717112571
K

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I secretly have sex with women instead of my hand.

I think my neighbor's kid wants to be my fuck-buddy.
He came over a few days ago and asked if I could take care of his daughter for a few hours while he took his other daughter to hospital (fell off the trampoline). I wasn't sure but she's the same age as my son (they're in the same class) and I've known her since birth, so I said ok.
My wife had taken our two sons down home for the week, I couldn't get time off work but we skype every day. I call her and tell her what's happened; she's completely fine with it. I ask 'Jessica' what she wants to do and she immediately chooses a Blu-ray and I get the snacks. Her dad calls a few hours later (halfway through Shrek 2) and tells me he's not going to make it back, could I look after Jess for the evening. I'm in a big empty house with plenty of bedrooms, Jess has a spare key in her backpack in case she needs a few bits so I say yes, and start making arrangements. I call my wife again and when we talk I can hear the doubt in her voice. I went through some false accusation shit over a decade ago and she knows I can look before I leap. I assure her I'll be fine.
We head over the road to pick up a few things, toys, nightwear and clean knickers. I never knew they made thongs for 10 year olds, but kids are growing up fast these days
We go back to mine and she wants to watch Hunger Games. I think it's a bit mature for her but I don't immediately recall anything fantastically inappropriate, so I pop it on and settle down on the sofa. The adult themes kick in and after one jumpscare she hops up on the sofa next to me and holds onto my arm, but doesn't stop watching.
Just after the scene with the tracker-jackers she asks me to stop the film so she can go pee. We have a downstairs bathroom so she goes in there. I have no idea how much she's been drinking but she pees like a horse urinating into a bucket.

>>717112593
>>>/trash/

>>717112593
that's pretty bloody good

>>717112616
idk, sounds like something a murderer would say 2bh...

>>717112797
Thats where i got the request from, yes.

>>717112743
When she comes back in she's looking very embarassed.
>What's the matter?
>I didn't quite make it
In her hand she's holding her knickers, half-hidden behind her leg, and I realise that under her skirt, she's naked.
>You didn't?
she shakes her head, her pigtails waving as she does so
>only a little
She hold them up. They're covered in Hello Kitty faces and there's a little yellow stain. I don't know what she's so worried about. My boxers look worse than that when i've had a skinful
>Don't worry sweetie. Tell you what, let's get you ready for bed
>can I have a shower?
Gulp
>Why?
She whispers >I smell like pee
>Ok Jess
I have no idea how I'm going to handle this, but we head up anyway. Naturally, she's comfortable around men (her dad's a single parent), so she starts stripping off as soon as she enters my son's bedroom. I stop staring as her bare back as soon as she starts to remove her skirt and quickly detour into the bathroom and start running a shower. I jump 10 feet in the air when I hear a tiny voice beside me.
>I don't like it too hot

I fucked my wife's sister a few times before we started dating, and a few times after we got married.

To this day, neither of them know.

>>717112689
Well, the point still stands

>>717112593
The style is rather cliche, maybe it's the subject matter. If I was you, and could draw cartoony shit, I'd do surreal stuff. Think Beksiński, maybe less nightmarish. That's just me though.

Not bad by any stretch, just not exceptional

>>717112918
your art is bad and you should feel bad

>>717112856
... You really think so?

Yes, she's naked, and staring at me with this massive grin on her face. I deliberately avert my gaze and get the water just right, which she tests by leaning over the edge of the tub, showing me her peachy little backside, before it's the right temperature. She jumps in and I leave her to get a towel. I re-enter the bathroom and set the towel down, telling her where it is
>Can you wash me?
fuck
>Pardon?
>my dad washes me
>I don't think I should
>pleeease?
Fuckity-fuck. I get some shampoo and the shower gel my kids use and pull back the shower curtain a bit. She's standing in the tub, shiny and smiling. And very naked.
>er... what first?
>Shampoo please
So I do. She undid her pigtails earlier and her hair is down her back, nearly to the top of her bum. I somehow manage to wash her hair without making contact with her skin, but I have a feeling I know what is coming next.
Normally, when I wash my own kids, I use a sponge, but I'll be fucked if I can find any now, and I really don't think my wife would be ok if she knew what I was doing right now.
Once the shampoo is out of her hair, I hold up the bottle of shower gel, as if offering it to quirt some into her hands so she can do it herself. She just smiles again and turns around. Bugger. I squirt a little gel into my hand and start cleaning her back, taking care not to touch her butt. I manage to do most of her body, including her androgynous chest, without going anywhere near her privates, all the while she's still fucking smiling. I start rinsing her off, hoping she didn't notice.
>You haven't cleaned me properly
>I can't clean all of you
>why not?
>because I'm not your dad. I'm not allowed to clean... certain areas
She looks down at her pussy, shiny and wet, dripping with foam and water
>why?
>Because I'm not your dad, and I don't have permission. Sorry Jess, but you'll have to do it, or I'll get into trouble.

>>717112093
if he cant be helped and wants to be his own man i guess thats his decision and honestly i havent really ever been through any sort of rough shit, just kinda living an easy life so far and trying to apreciate what i got going for me

>>717110438
she prob wont

>>717112988
no

>>717112743
you're completely misreading that. Kids hold onto adults primarily for a sense of security, not out of sexual interest.

Don't be that guy. your house, family and freedom is on the line, all to illegally get your dick wet. Plus your ugly ass might end up traumatizing her for life and turning her into a tumblrina.

>>717112743
you're retarded

>>717112988
Yep. One mark of a competant illustrator is consistency of design. The character is interesting and there's enough information to make something from it.

>>717112948
What makes the style cliche?
>>717112948
Very helpful anon.
>>717113060
Fuck you too.

>>717113041
She frowns slightly, but holds out her hand. I squirt a little gel and she immediately moves her hand south, working it into herself. At first she has a slightly cross expression, because I wouldn't do it, but it rapidly softens and she stares at me with a slightly glazed expression as her hand movements become slower, but definitely more deliberate. There's even a change in her breathing and I quickly realise what's going on
>Rinse?
She snaps out of it and I hose her down with the shower head. The water is turned off and I help her out of the tub. I'm getting used to seeing her naked so it's not really a big deal, I am a parent after all, but I have two boys so I don’t have any experience with looking after a girl. A girl who, while still pre-pubescent, does have a killer figure and will break several hearts before she reaches adulthood. I choose to act the daddy and simply enjoy the view while doing so.
15 minutes later and the movie is back on and snacks have been obtained. I have treated myself to one of the many beers I had stockpiled for my week of being a batchelor, and before long, I'm on my third
>Can I have some?
>Oooh, I dunno. You're still only a kid
> I am not!
>You're 10
>I'm very mature for my age
>Yeah, maybe, but you're still a kid.
She quickly whips off her nightie and thrusts out her chest, I forget to look away
>I've got boobs!
I have to stop myself from laughing, but I take a look at her chest. Despite my earlier assumption of androgyny, I have to admit there's a little growth there, just around the nipples. You'd have to stare to notice, but she definitely has, and is apparently very proud of them.
>I do apologise, young lady. Please, put your nightie on and I'll give you a LITTLE drink.
She does, I do.
>It's nice, can I have my own?
Yes, it was the beer talking, so I get her a half pint glass and pour her some. I add a little lemonade to make it sweeter and we settle down again.

>>717113337
why did you reply to the same post twice, retard.

>>717112860
You're still trying to convince me of something I'm convinced of. I don't see the point. Are you under the impression that confronting me with something I confront myself with every day changes anything over here? You really need a better baiting strategy.

>>717113410
shut up loser

>>717113410
The movie gets to the part in the cave where Peeta is injured, and I know there's a kiss coming up, but I'm sure Jess won't pay that much attention. She's taking slow sips of her beer and leaning against me. The kiss happens and I look down at her, the glass hovering an inch from her lips as she stares at the screen. the scene ends, and she looks up at me.
>what's kissing like?
Knew this was coming
>You never kissed your dad?
>That's different
>How?
>He's not sexy
>And I am?
I can feel the embarrassment radiating off her face as she blushes crimson and hides her face. I put a finger against her chin and lift up her face as I lean in and give her a gentle and soft peck on the lips. It might be the beer, but they are amazingly soft, so I go back for another, longer one. I don't do anything else, and this seems to satisfy her, so she snuggles against me again.
Not long after I get myself another beer, and she asks if she can have another one. I relent and let her have another half, which she still sips slowly. I’m not sure if she actually likes it, but she's taking full advantage of the fact she's allowed to have some. I resolve that that's her last drink, as I don't want to have to explain a hungover kid to her dad the next morning.
The movie finally ends, but we still have drinks, so I shut the TV off and put on some music, nothing loaded, just Sia's latest album. Chandelier comes on and Jess gets up to start dancing. She's a little wobbly but she's ok. I lean back into the couch and enjoy the sight of this 10 year old trying to replicate Madie Zeigler's moves and look alluring while doing it. It may have some effect as I suddenly start to feel an stirring as I watch her writhe and gyrate around the living room, her nightie clinging to her body as she moves, her eyes closed as she listens to the music.

>>717113320
Oh good!

>>717113500
>admitting you killed your parents
reported

I don't know who I am, I look in the mirror and I have literally 0 idea of what I appear like to other people, the only thing I see is whether I look attractive or not. The only things I truly enjoy are fucking and taking drugs, nothing else gives me happiness or lifts the 'fog' that is eternally wrapped around my mind. But I'm also never sad or depressed, everything is just so dull. Every aspect of my personality is stolen from another person and crafted into a mask so that I can appear normal to other people. I wouldn't say I'm a psychopath but I only care truly about myself, everything I do is selfish and even when it hurts the girl I think I love I can't do anything to change it because I can't act any other way.

>>717112593
I honestly quite like it, not sure if it is an OC or just a character I've never seen before, but I think the shading is really nice, the detail on her hair is particularly.

>>717109012
cringe pic

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>>717110438
When I ran out of bullets, my gf came, tried my tears, and supplied me with new ammunition. God, I love her so much!

>>717113466
Oh shit your right, the second one was meant to go to >>717112982

>>717113337
I can't really differentiate between anime type styles. They all look like cartoons to me. Nothing wrong with it, you're good enough. Just work on creating some story and fuck other people's opinions. I've come to realize that if you do something, some one, statistically, like it eventually

>>717113519
She starts to dance towards me, but stumbles. I instinctively reach out and catch her, my right hand on her chest. my left plants itself firmly on her buttocks. After the shock, she rights herself and stands before me, my hands move to her hips and we look at each other for a few seconds.
>You're sexier than my dad
I barely have time to blink before she's leaned in again and we're kissing. Not moving, just lip contact. I feel her arms move up and wrap around my neck as she maintains the contact. She's leaning in slightly and it's a little uncomfortable so I hold her sides and move her more upright. She breaks away and looks a little upset as she obviously thinks I don’t want to kiss her. But I do. I realise at the moment, that I would like nothing more than to continue kissing those amazing lips for at least the next hour.
I give her another peck, as I don't want to instigate things, but she reciprocates quickly. It's awkward, but eventually, we're moving in sync, and her lips start to separate. There's no tongues yet, as that might freak her out, but I don’t have to wait long as I finally feel the flutter of that little appendage naturally makes its way into my mouth. My hands naturally make their way south, and I'm thankful for that training thong as I make contact with the bare, soft skin of her cheeks. This might have been a bridge too far as she slowly stops kissing
>I'm tired now

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>>717113556
>admitting I was responsible for caring for them in poor health
>admitting that I didn't know what to do once and got back too late the second time
>reporting me when there's at least two pedophiles in this thread
mfw

im burial

>>717113770
I'm in no mind to push anything, so we clear up our things and head upstairs. She never finished her drink so I polish it off and put everything in the sink for the morning. I follow her upstairs and can’t help but stare at her round little butt as she ascends ahead of me. It takes a moment before I realise she’s stopped walking and is watching me stare at her. She smiles that amazing smile again and flashes her bum at me, revealing that at some stage in the evening, she’s removed her little thong, and I can make out her little slit between her legs. I decide that’s enough for one night and help her brush her teeth, before standing outside the bathroom while she has a pee and I help her into bed.
>goodnight Jess
>thank you for looking after me Anon
>That’s ok. I had fun.
I get up to turn out the light
>Can I…?
I hardly heard her she was so quiet.
>Pardon?
>Can I have a kiss goodnight?
>You know, we really shouldn’t
>Last one. I like it.
That’ll do for me. I go back to her and kneel beside the bed. As I lean down she comes up to meet me and we kiss like before, but now there’s definitely a more adult feel to it. My hand instinctly begins to roam across her belly and over her chest. Her breath quickens as I rub my fingers over her ‘gigantic breasts’ and her nipples get harder with my touch. Again my hand moves and I start to rub along her back leg, coming back up I duck under the hem of her nightie and I’m feeling the entire length of the side of her body. Her tongue is going mental in my mouth and the air snorting out of her nose as she gasps for breath is hot against my cheek. My hand moves of its own accord and I involuntarily freeze as I realise I’m holding her little vulva in my hand, my middle finger resting in the slit directly above her clitoris. Jess doesn’t stop kissing me, but I know that’s as far as I want to go, so I slow it down and move my hand back up to her belly.

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>>717113609
Its raggedy princess, also good to know that the shading is ok because i was thinking of changing it.

>>717109012
HELP !
I feel like I'm transgender and I want to transition. I have 20 years old but I live with my family and there are 5 more years to come until I finish college.

The problem is : they're very homophobic/transphobic and said they're gonna throw me out of the house if they hear me talking about transgenderism again....

What do :( ?

>>717112587
Thats a tough one, I would only go in that situation experienced because not only do you have to impress her but her friends. If it were possible to do it befor, just him and her. Thats an asshole move I know, but if op pulls it off and they have fun its going to be more special. it shows he took time to plan out something she cared about. Anyway not sure if it helps gl little bro.

My Psychiatrist said there's nothing more she can do for me it's national health service so it's not like I can just see someone else. Fags.

>>717113855
Eventually, we part, she’s all hot and sweaty and amazingly sexy, but I give her another small peck on the tip of her nose, which makes her giggle, and she settles down.
I go back downstairs and masturbate furiously to the memory, It’s the hardest I’ve come since I had kids and when I’m done, I glance over to the crack in the door and see a flash of pink nightie as Jess runs back upstairs to pretend to be asleep.
When I finally go to bed myself, she’s fast asleep, but as I walk into the room I notice her legs are wide apart, bent at the knees, and her hands are very close to her pussy. I know kids that young can masturbate, but this is the first time I’ve seen it up close. She’s still asleep so I move her hands away, and I can see she’s pink and puffy where she’s been rubbing herself, her little clit swollen. I avert my gaze again and straighten her legs, covering her over and closing the door as I go to my own bed.
About 3am I’m awoken by the sensation of someone coming into the room and getting into bed with me. It’s another minute or two before they dare to get closer, and before long, we’re both falling asleep with her arm across my chest and mine behind her head.

The next morning I feel a pressure on my chest and a stirring in my loins. I open my eyes to see Jess lying on my chest, her head on its side and I have the sensation of movement on the tip of my dick. As I regain my senses I realise she’s straddling me and she’s rubbing her pussy on the end of my cock. I don’t want to disturb her because, frankly, It feels fucking amazing, even better when I get the impression little Jess might be about to come. Her hips are moving more rapidly and her breathing is getting more intense. The effect it’s having on me is increasing as well, and I start to fear the worst as I feel that familiar twinge that normally means I’m going to come too.

>>717112988
I think it's good too anon

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I was a horsefuqqer until I actually fell in love with pic related. I don't want to fuck her but Jesus Christ, I want to hold her and care for and just be there for her when she feels bad.
I'm such a fucking degenerate, kill me already

>>717113979
I don’t stop her as I feel the pressure increasing and with an amount of horror, I realise she’s trying to get me inside her. There’s definitely a separation of flesh and I can feel her spreading over the tip as I get slightly deeper inside her. I’m about to ‘wake up’ when she starts shaking, signifying her orgasm has started, unfortunately, so has mine. She pushes down hard and something gives. I don’t enter her that far, but it’s enough to send me over the edge and I shoot my load somewhere. She physically jumps as she obviously feels my come on her pussy, but doesn’t move until she’s come down from her orgasm.
This is when I realise I haven’t felt my come dripping anywhere. Even if I’d splashed on her bum something would have dripped by now. Fuck, it’s inside her. I have to stop this.
>Jess?
She leaps off me in horror. She’s completely naked
>I’m sorry! I’m sorry!
I try to calm her down, but then I notice the appearance of my come. It’s falling from her vagina and there are streaks of blood in it, running down the inside of her thigh. She notices it as well and runs to the bathroom shutting the door behind her. I hear the latch go across and then the sound of her crying. I pull up my boxers and stand outside the door.
After a few minutes of coaxing, the door unlocks and she lets me in. There’s spots of blood everywhere so she lets me clean her up
>I’m so sorry, I don’t know why I did that
>It’s ok. I don’t mind, just ask next time, ok?
She smiles, a little brighter than I expected
>You mean we can do it again?
Ah shit.

>>717113958
SEX

>>717113807
>both my parents died on my watch
so basically you killed them

>>717112560
I'm currently learning Korean and I miss the times when it looked like square-ish art ;(
Now I can read/write in hangul

>>717114122
>Well, no, sorry. We shouldn’t have done it at all. I can get into a lot of trouble if anyone finds out we did this
>’I’ did it
>that doesn’t matter. Look, let’s just not tell anyone and we’ll make it our little secret.
I feel like a horrific pervert as she smiles. She winces as I gently clean her pussy. It’s puffy again, but the remnants of her hymen are still bleeding slightly. I leave her to go and get a clean pair of knickers and the clothes she removed yesterday, folding a piece of toilet tissue into a rudimentary sanitary towel to put in her knickers to hold back any stains.
We have breakfast and a few hours later her dad turns up to collect her, little sister in tow proudly showing off her pink arm cast
>Have fun?
Jess comes bounding over and gives her dad a hug
>Anon let me have some beer!
Her dad looks at me with a fake look of shock on his face
>Well, I hope you didn’t do anything else you shouldn’t
>Well..
>yes?
>we watched Hunger Games
>so? you watch that all the time!
Jess gives me another grin then comes over and gives me a hug, holding on for dear life. Then lets go to go home with her dad. The last thing I hear is her dad saying
>You never hug ME like that…

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>>717113807
Chester, hey look bubbles.

>>717113885
Stop visiting Tumblr.

Ask yourself if your genitals inherently feel wrong on your body, or if you just want to dress, behave and be treated like the opposite gender without retribution.

Wait until you're on your own, out of college and not relying on parents. No reason to ruin your future when you can take hormones and have surgery any time you can afford it.

>>717113920
Maybe. But how could he set this up easily? Say he's taking her for a movie, then after it, or when he picks her up, just tell her that there was a change in plans?

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>>717113689
True, look at ammazolie, tons of people love and hate her weird art but she doesn't care... I should be more like her.

>>717113958
My psychiatrist gave me wrong meds that enchanted and enforced my suicide intentions....after I got out of the hospital I told her and she looked in her phone all the time saying she doesn't care.

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>>717109012
I'm a straight guy, but I workout all the time and eat less than 900 calories a day to get a body like pic related.

>>717113885
honestly, stop being a faggot and go to therapy or something, i know i can't say how it feels though. think if you were born before the internet and raised by a strong father, would you want to be a grill? or have you been influenced by outside factors?

>>717114352
gay

My wife has depression, she's on meds which take away the suicidal thoughts. However, the completely remove her sex drive. I'm patient with her, we go weeks in between intimacy, and I don't bitch or complain. Usually, I have to do something extra to get her "in the mood" (i.e. oral, massage, ect...) and if I do something wrong or say the wrong thing, she closes up, gets upset (at me, or herself, doesn't matter) and sex is a no go. She tries to flirt to get herself in the mood, so she'll tease me, pull me close, rub her ass against my dick in the shower, but i have to be careful or else she'll close up.

Last night, we get out of the shower (we always shower together) she's in just her underwear, she pulls on to the bed, on top of her.
>awyiss.jpg
Everytime I go to rub her pussy, suck on her tits, or generally initiate sexy time, she closes her legs or pulls away. She's trying to act like it's flirting, but it's really that sex makes her uncomfortable, and she cant get her head straight to let me touch her.

I see this so I back off a little and we start talking. She says she's sorry that it's like this now, and it's the.meds fucking with her head. I tell her that it's ok, that im trying to give her space and trying to push her the right amount that she might need.

She gets pissed that I said "push". Tells me, jokingly, that the word bothers her. At this point, I'm pissed. I do everything I can to be patient with her, and she gets pissed because I said the work "push".

I told her I'm tired of chasing after her effections. I said if she wanted sex, she could come and get it, but I wasn't going to start anything with her.

She accused me.of giving up on her.

I said that I was, for that night. Told her I didn't even want sex that night.

She stayed pissed the rest if the night. I'm leaving work in an hour, and I hope that what I said sunk in. I'm not a fucking sex hungry teenager.if she wants this dick, she's gonna work for it.
TL:DR and now my watch begins

>>717114352
I wanted to experience the lifestyle of those poor models at least once before I'd die.

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>>717114073
^u^

>>717114235
I... I never visit tumblerina.

>>717114382
Only raised by females.
Outside factors : 4chan and youtube that made me feel like there are people out there that feel exactly as I do.

>>717114466
>sex makes her uncomfortable
yeah, sex with YOU

I want to eat a dead rat.

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>>717114443
No, I specifically stated that I'm straight.

>>717114502
Just eat right and do cardio and/or run 6 days a week. It's worked for me so far, as I've gone from 230 lbs to 154.

>>717114643
at least you're interesting

>>717114466
that sucks so hard. you need to ask yourself if you truly love her or not and if you can go without sex, and you also need to try and be more understanding even if she's being dumb and giving you blue balls because she probably doesn't mean it. try and work out a deal to get blowjobs or something.

>>717114466
Been there, done that.

The meds killed her : sex drive
Made her behave/feel/think : differently

Depression and even meds can make you feel moody, angry , pissed off.
Don't take it personally, anon, please talk through and don't do anything you'll regret later.

>>717114137
lol. Can't tell if you're trolling or just really dense.

First, I can't rupture someone's intestines and give them sepsis. Especially without external wounds, and without them knowing something fucked up just happened.

Second, my father weighed nearly twice what I do and he was pretty muscular. there's no way I could have force-fed him a grape, let alone almost a gallon of vodka.

Again, I feel responsible. Being a murderer is slightly different, kiddo. Usually it starts with an intent to kill.

I really hope you do good in school because your reasoning skills won't get you out of a cardboard box.

>>717114748
>I'm straight
you're gay

I got drunk at a party and ended up convincing eight of my friends to gangbang my wife

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My father made me hang out with him, his friend, her two kids, and her daughter's boyfriend, and it was just shit. I laughed and smiled a bit, but it was all just me making the best of it. Nobody asked me if I wanted to go. I felt like I had to.

I'm almost twenty-five fucking years old.

I'm horrified at the thought of her getting married, and being forced to go to the wedding. I fucking hate the idea of going to a wedding. I'm sick of my father and his shit. It's like my life is a prison, he's the warden, and all his fucking friends are COs. I have no friends of my own, no job, no escape, no life.

And...

For several years I've had a crush on Alice Glass. I recently fell out of love with her, at the beginning of this month, because I found out how much of a cunt she really is. But I can't get her out of my head. It sucks. She still gives me a sick feeling in my gut.

>>717114183
I t-t-told you about the... the b-bubbles

I want my friend to make me suck his dick, and for him and his gf to suck me off, then we all fuck, especially him fucking my ass while she plays with my cock. He already fucks guys, I have never and wish we could. Don't think it would ever happen, but under the right circumstances, we may some day suck Each Others Dicks Till Everyone Cums Hard.

>>717114822
TOP KEK

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>>717114810
nah

>>717114806
>your reasoning skills won't get you out of a cardboard box.
at least i didn't kill my parents

>>717115006
fag

>>717109012
earth is really flat and I am a spy from the outer earth.

its funny when people call me stupid when I tell them the earth is flat, so i do it even though i'm not supposed to.

get ready for WW3

>>717115100
Have you taken your meds today, sir?

Meeting a 42 year old Domme from FetLife tomorrow at a Starbucks. Kinda excited yet eager to see her. She's actually kinda cute for 42.

Has anyone done this? Advice?

>>717111122
Go on

>>717114091
>I don't want to fuck her but
You are a fucking cuck. Go full pedo or no pedo

I exchange nude pics of my gf on my email account.

That's obviously a secret.

>>717115054
You'll end up killing or maiming someone if you're ever the most intelligent person in the room, that's for sure. And you should take notes from this thread; it might help with the grieving process when you DO fuck up.

I want to fuck my daughter she is 21 beautiful perky tits and athletic body i got her drunk one night till she passed out i felt her tits licked and sucked her nipples and fingered her tight pussy i chickened out and didnt fuck her and regret it every day since

>>717115131
He got forced to take them after making this post. It's all good now

>>717115200
That's so mean...:/

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>>717115087
no

>>717115161
Nah I would wait for her to be old enough, then maybe.

>>717115324
why?

>>717115235
>when you DO fuck up.
what you mean like, killing my parents?

>>717115336
you're gay

>>717115443
Why do people have relationships if they had sex before?

>>717109012
I can't really understand emotions, when I see someone cry, or someone happy, or someone mad, I can't quite grasp it.

I usually just fake emotions when I'm in social situations.

>>717115275
You are just one sad pedo

>>717114263
Take her to launch when shes in the car you made the sale, tell her its a surprise so she dosent use the whole i got plans later bullshit. Buy the tickets have fun pretty simple, shes not going to complian once shes there if shes that excited about it just be sure shes off work that day.

I often fall asleep at night hoping someone will break in to my house and rape me.

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>>717115553
no

I will be getting married in a couple of months, but I want to fuck my fiancées friend. I fap to her pictures all the time. I even think about her while I fuck my fiancée, scream her name on my head while I cum. Whenever I get to see her I get excited and stare at her ass and feet ( if she wears sandals). I don't know what to do.

>>717115723
yes

I only come to /b/ on the off-chance there's a diaper thread.

/b/ used to be my main board... christ, eight years ago. Oh well. Greener pastures now.

>>717115741
End your marriage, break up because she does NOT deserve a scum like you.

>>717115641
But how to make sure that she has her ticket already with her, as she was given one for Xmas.

>>717114617
Thanks for the (you) there buddy.

>>717115924
(you)s don't exist

>>717115924
I trust you.

>>717114165
Amazing. Don't even care it's fake

>>717109012
I don't like some people but I pretend that I do

>>717115920
buy her a new ticket if she dosent have hers? She might still want to go with her friends as not to seem rude? You have a smart phone im sure you could buy the tickets on there when you get their.

>>717115827
Idk I have thought of that, but regardless of what I said I still love my soon wife. Is just lust what I feel or taboo. Idk but I will surly love to fuck her at least once.

>>717111966
I do this to my little daughter when mommy isn't around. She loves me so much and is so curious!

>>717109553
You don't say?

>>717112571
Don't knock it till u try it fam

>>717111122
I hope you end up in a jail that doesn't have cable.

>>717113602
You might be a sociopath. Get a formal diagnosis. it's treatable.

>>717116309
True. Except from what I can tell, he is currently short on money. So he really only has enough on hand for him to get there and pay for his ticket currently. (~115 Single park, or 279 for a 4park ticket)

>>717109102
its another dude

>>717116839
homosexual *

>>717112922
More oh gawd yes more.

>>717116908
From what I can tell about her, she is too shy, and has not actually been in a relationship at all.

>>717116847
Thats a lot for a first date, if you dont have that kind of money i'd abort use the savings to take her out to a nice restraunt say you pay 70-100 that would be more impressive, cause the friends bottom line will blow it for you and you wont be able to make a move. Find something more resonable to take her to for fun.

>hooked up with a fat chick i met off tinder to end dryspell
>shes actually cool, smokes weed, into vidya, and makes awesome food
>also down to fuck literally whenever i am and loves giving head, which she is good at
>she is in love with me
>dont want to be known as the guy who dates a fat chick to my family and friends
>wat do

>>717117422
That's why I was saying that it would be for her to use her ticket, and he buys his own. Wouldn't be that bad then.

But yea, I would say ~100-120 max for a nice dinner or something. (That was kinda my personal idea for the girl I know. Skating and a nice dinner. ~150 total)

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>>717116230
%

>>717117432
date a fat chick

>>717114793
And if the blowjobs don't do it, honestly either leave her or start doing it with prostitutes.
Prostitutes saved my marriage. I am a happy husband all the time now.
(keep in mind my wife is perfect in every other way)

>>717117432
As someone who left a good day chick, Fuck what other people think.

>>717118205
i may just suck up my pride and do it anon, cause she really does make me feel 'special'