My girlfriend found my shemale porn and is freaking out. What do I do?

>>717047661
Explain to her that it's not gay if the penis is feminine.

>>717047661

Own up to being a faggot and swear on pain of death you'll stop jerking it to shemales.

Faggot.

>>717047661
Suck her dick to make it up to her

>>717047661
Play really stupid about it and film it and post it here

>>717047868
>This
"Fuck.... Idk how that got there!!!"

>>717047868
All jokes aside I would just play dumb AF.

>>717048073
>Also film it

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>>717048111
Do it for trips

>>717047868
She's not stupid, and I already admitted to it

Tell her it's your boyfriend's.

>>717048191
/thread

Alright everyone. You can go home. Theres nothing to see here.

>>717048191
Well, storytime that shit faggot

>>717048191
So then what's the problem again?

Does she think your gay or does she think it's degenerate shit tier stuff that she'd want to kill you for?

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>>717047802

fucking kek

do this

>>717047661
tell her what you really like. If its meant to be she will stay. Stop settling for someone that doesnt accept you for you. Or be a faggot that lies.

>>717048191
So are you shopping for strap-ons now?

>>717047661
Get a new GF, my missus found some zooporn on my pc years ago, other than mentioning it and looking a little worried for me, no other shits were given.

>>717048564
She said it was disturbing

>>717049694
It's now or never faggot, tell her you want to get pegged.

>>717048625
/thread

>>717048625
This nigger gets it.

Plant some fetish porn on her laptop then question her about it. Plant horse porn on there

>>717048625
This.
>>717049694
Could be that she's still in shock. However, if she continues to make a big deal about it then she has personal issues to work out. If she really wants you she would try to understand, blocking you out means she's thinking more about herself and how this new discovery might harm her social norms. People like that aren't worth your time.

>>717047661
Move to a new town. Women talk to eachother about stuff.

Also you should admit that you are a gay man who likes watching guys getting fucked

>>717052046
This is sadly also true. If she's upset enough to walk away, she will talk about this with her friends and other females. So be prepared for others to know about it. It's best to admit your urges now and deal with whatever comes your way.
Honestly, it's 2016, you shouldn't care that others know you like fem-cock.

tell her to check her privilege and stop being cis scum

>>717047661
leave her and move to a new town OP, search a shemale girlfriend.

>>717047661
suck her dick to appease her

>>717052046
It's a heterosexual fetish

>>717047661
Tell her your bi. If she's not inbred she should accept it.

>>717053979
No it's just gay

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>>717047661
Dump her and become the faggot you were born to be.
Faggot

>>717052999
check'd. trips demand

>>717047661
Tell her to grow some balls

>>717047661
You mean your BF found your gay porn.

>>717049694
Then you better not mention you came to 4chan for help.

>>717047661
tell her that it is current year and that she needs to check her cis het privilege. then hand her a strap-on and proceed to suck her plastic dong

>>717054430
I only like men who look like beautiful women

Stop being a gayness

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>>717047661
Tell her to man up and everyone likes that shit these days. It's more gay to not admit it,

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>>717056063

Tell her to get good
Srsly norm girls are so fucking played out how can she blame you

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>>717047802
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>>717047661
Convince her to wear strapons

>>717047661

Hold your hands up and admit you're a closet homo.

>>717047661
leave that stuck-up slut and find a girl with a nice feminine cock

Tell her it's only gay if the balls touch

>>717047661
lol why do you guys jerk off to fucking chicks with dicks? why??? explain to me why this is better than straight porn (in case your'e straight) or gay porn (in case your'e gay)

>>717056452
because you're pleb scum who does shit cums to lame brazzers videos and will never understand

>>717056452
When you've spent long enough on here you get bored of the regular porn that's constantly there, so you look for different and interesting porn to compensate.

Like >>717056588 said you're probably just a newfag that doesn't understand.

>>717047661
Tell her it's not shemale porn, it is regular str8 porn the girls just have feminine penises that is all

My gf knows I'm bi and sucks my dick while I watch gay shit. Feels good man. Tell her it's just porn and everyone has fantasies.

>>717056452
Because genetic girls don't have big cocks

>>717047802
no such thing as chicks with dicks, just dudes with tits. OP is faggot

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Late christmas present on me guys go fuck your ex gf tonight - snap-leak-cf

Tell her you wouldn't have to jerk it to porn if she would just get the surgery already

>>717047661
Shes only freaking out because 90% of them shemales look better than she does

>>717057063
Shut the fuck up you chink.

>>717056452
>like girls
>think certain cocks and boy butts are hot also
>don't like anything else on guys
It's logical. I mean it's still gay, but trannies and traps fill in nicely for bisexuals that prefer girls.

>>71704766
yo gf is cuck

>>717047661
Tell her you can't love her unless she gets the dick surgery.

Fuck her right there. Prove to her that you aren't a fucking faggot.

>>717047661
get a better girlfriend. she's obviously self-obsessed. alot of more secure girls are cool with it.

>>717047839
cuck. i would just dump her.

>>717056452
because makeup isnt owned by one gender and neither are the clothes. the boobs are a new thing but the rest has been around since the beginning of man.

>>717048191
>She's not stupid, and I already admitted to it
>>717047661
Just say sorry and move on. And stop saving porn on your fucking devices

>>717047802
fucking do this

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>>717054430

>>717047661
Tell her you're a faggot and you pretend she's a guy every time you have sex.

>>717057062
I watch tranny porn but I fucking love this statement. Pisses me off when dudes says dumb shit like "feminine penis" without a hint of irony.

>>717056063
Give me the fucking name, anon. I need it