Ask a man who drinks 15 cans of Pepsi per day anything.

>>717030161
I am considering cutting down to Pepsi Next. I will still be drinking 15 a day. What can I say, I need my caffeine. Is this still too much to consume?

Can't think of anything. You seem to have it all figured out.

How many genders are there?

>>717030161
this is a pepsi max household

>>717030497
2

hope you get diabetes you fucking disgusting sub human piece of shit

Is it purely caffeine addiction? Or the habit as well? Try to just drink a few cups of black coffee a day or RIP

>>717030896
I said ask questions. Not be rude and assume my nationality.

>>717031186
I just love Pepsi. I don't fucking know why. I see it, I buy it. I went ape shit went they brought back Crystal Pepsi. I bought about 30 of them and am ashamed to say that I drank all 30 of them in a weekend.

¿cómo es que no estás muerto aún?

Can you see your own penis?

>>717031607
Yeah

>>717031524
English Motherfucker! do you speak it!?

>>717030161
Regular Pepsi is 150 calories a can. So 10 would be 1500. Plus 750. So in Pepsi alone you drink 2250 calories a day? Sounds like you'd be pretty big from this broksi.

>>717030161
Coke or Pepsi?

>>717032294
You can clean toilets with Coke so that is why I drink Pepsi

>>717031524
Soy comen mi caballo.

>>717030161
Do you still have teeth?

>>717032524
Yeah but my dentist thinks I am insane.

>>717030497
76

>>717031976
Fock yu

Why aren't you dead yet?

OP here. What is your favourite type of Pepsi?

>>717032809
Well, I just started doing this about 6 months ago.

Why aren't you drinking Coca-Cola, you subhuman slime?

>>717031230
I didnt mention your nationality anywhere in my post you fucking retard

>>717032426
if you drink that much of it then you are a fucking human toilet anyway you dumb cunt

>>717032818
none because Im not 12

>>717030161
are you okay?

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weird, i was just rewatching the SGDQ pepsiman run and this is the first thread i see

Are you diabeetus yet?

>>717033240
>Subhuman piece of shit

I'm not Indian.

>>717033309
k

>>717033354
What do you drink then?

Should I just commit suicide or should I make it look like an accident or should I make it look like murder?

>>717034170
That is not related to Pepsi. But if you're going out. Go out with Pepsi. drown in it.

>>717034534
You said to ask anything. Doesn't have to be Pepsi related.

>>717034170
Don't kill yourself at all. I almost went through with it earlier today, but decided to write my resignation letter instead. Handing it in tomorrow. I figure I might as well enjoy some reckless living first, if I'm gonna die anyway. You should too. I haven't even handed in my resignation yet, and I already feel good.

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>>717030161
>Ask a man who drinks 15 cans of Pepsi per day anything

>drinks 15 cans of Pepsi

>15 cans

Why are you so fat??

>>717030161
hold your hand in front of your face, flat facing the ground and ceiling and keep as still as possible.

is it shaking?

does your urine glow??

>>717034862
I would need to see if I can continue with my life insurance (provided by my work) first. I waited the two years for it to cover suicide, I'm not starting over with a new policy.

How are you not dead yet?

>>717035131
>Face the ground and ceiling

Where the fuck am I facing?

>>717030161
Do you assign yourself a budget for the cost of Pepsi per month? How much do you estimate you spend on Pepsi in a single month?

Have you ever considered making your own Pepsi or perhaps getting a fountain drink machine?

>>717035451
in your own asshole

>>717035451
talking about the palm of your hand, my bad lol

>hold your hand in front of your face, fingers horizontally

>>717035345
I am dead on the inside

>>717030161
Are you just constantly dehydrated with a sugar headache?

>>717035591
Why?

>>717030161
How much do you weigh?

Height?

Don't lie faggot.

>>717035622
That's because you're a teenager... and life always sucks when you live under your parents rules.

>>717035719
to see if you can hold you hand still

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How can you drink a soda that literally tastes like salty, sweaty gymsock juice?

>>717033574
>what do you drink then?

water, sometimes coffee and the occasional beer.

soda and energy drinks are for little kids, white trash and fat fucks. please make humans stronger as a species and end your life

>>717030161
Jeez, I got fat off drinking like 2-3 cans per day in a 10 year period. I'm about 20-30 lbs overweight (stopped drinking them over 2 months ago, though). No way you drink that much and not have died by now.

>>717035550
I spend roughly around $500 a month on Pepsi (If you include merchandise) Fountain pop is too watered down. I need my Pepsi to be legit. I usually spend randomly. For example, one month I spent $100 on 7UP and around $400 on Pepsi

>>717035273
See, worrying about shit like that is what has you suicidal in the first place. Living in fear of the future will destroy you. Fuck it. Live in the moment. Yes, it is likely to get you in some shit, but if playing it safe has you wanting to die, what fucking good did it do you?

Fuck the insurance. Figure out what you really, honestly want from life. Then, think what it would take to make it happen. Don't think like a saint, don't think like a fucking business man, just figure out, honestly, what must be done to make this happen. And then go do it.

switch to diet faggots

you may get cancer in a few decades but it's better than being a fatass today

>>717036087
How do you know what that tastes like, Space Ghost?

>>717036102
Beer is for white trash, you retard.

>>717035937
I can't at all.

>>717032818
Cherry, I think. There was this one flavor that I cant remember what flavor it was called. Something cherry

>>717036291
I see your ploy

>>717030497
Probably thousands

>>717030161

Mountain Dew Master Race.

>>717030161
You could make some decent money selling all that aluminum. Do you?

What does your piss smell like? Is it yellow?

>>717035819
OP?

>>717035819
I am 6'1 and 270 lbs

>>717030497
15

>>717036268
The insurance money was originally just for shits and giggles, but my best friend (who I have a romantic history with) is pregnant. The father was murdered. She doesn't have much money. I'm leaving a bunch to her so she can afford to raise her kid.

>>717036343
AHA oh man, I had an old friend who would literally drink an entire bottle of pepsi once a day in highschool, he couldn't keep his hand still neither

>>717036466
I have them in my garage.

>>717036612
Charlie is that you?

>>717036693
Anthony?

>>717036525
Next Q) Why do you drink so much soda when you are clearly obese? You could probably stop being obese just by stopping soda. Almost definitely actually. That's ~2.5k calories per day.

2) Do you like being obese?

3) Are you addicted?

Former fatty here, lost 100lb 10 yrs ago. Feel much better.

>>717036525
100 lbs overweight.

Why don't you chill on the Pepsi.

>>717036474
Expired Pepsi? lol idk. It is a orangish red colour but my doctor said not to worry too much about it and that it should go away soon. (I never told him about my Pepsi addiction)

>>717030161

do you want the diabeetus? because this is how you get the diabeetus

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>>717036525
This guy is 6'2 and 270 lbs. jeez, you look like this op?

How is your car insurance premium? Have you ever had any *bad* car accidents?

>>717036736
I don't care too much about being fat. I am not a slob so it is fine.

I am addicted for sure. Like I stated earlier. I see it, I buy it.

I work in a cube farm and drank 3-6 bottles of mt. Dew a day. I got type two diabetes. Cleaned up my act, quit drinking soda and lost 50 pounds in four months. Quit drinking 15 cans of Pepsi per day.

>>717036905
Yeah, I started drinking this much 6 months ago but I also do some cardio.

>>717037075

>I see it, I buy it.

If you saw a bunch of cocks, would buy them too?

>>717037138
Maybe it was the Dew. I heard they have bull testosterone in it. I don't trust it that much. Although, it tastes delicious.

>>717037197
Bro. If you just started drinking 6 months ago you're going to get even more obese. Stop drinking soda faggot. Get your life on track.

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>>717030161
You arena an admirable experiment. Please document your results publicly.

>>717030161
how big is your penis?

>>717037259
I am not homosexual. But if I see Pepsi, I buy it. I see Pepsi shirts in walmart and I just have to buy it. I don't know why. Hopefully it is just a fad and it dies down.

How much do you weigh?

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why a shit tier soda? at least drink something good like this

>>717037392
That is me after my 15th Pepsi

>>717037419
5.5 inches erect.

post a picture of yourself you fat disgusting piece of shit

>>717036589
See, you're in saint mode. Sacrificing your life for someone else's monetary gain. Trust me, as good as that sounds, she'll be better off if you do what you need to do for yourself. My dad wasted his whole life for my benefit, and it ruined me. I would have been so much better off living poor with a dad who was happy and passionate about life.

True though, I am a guy. If I was a girl, like your friend, it would probably be different. Women don't give a shit about men. They just want to be taken care of. So maybe your friend would appreciate it if you wasted your life for her. But fuck that. You've got to take care of your own needs first, then help others if you can. Otherwise you'll end up where you are now... at the edge of death because you neglected your needs.

>>717037575
That is too uncommon for 15 a day. Sorry, bro.

>>717037537
I said earlier I weigh 270 lbs

Can I have some?

>>717037537
He already stated.... 3.5 metric tons