Ask a former childhood start anything, will not reveal my identity

>>717027439
What did you start?

Are you now a radio show host?

>>717027439
How many genders are there?

>>717027510
Meant star, horrible at typing

Must be Zack fcking Ward

>>717027576
Have guest co host a few, do podcasts sometimes

>>717027439
Ever have sex to get a role?

>>717027607
Are you gay?

>>717027675
No lol and as an adult my "celebrity" is non existent since i am no irrelevant

>>717027607
I'm aware of that

>>717027716
Nope

>>717027439
Were you ever on Hollywood squares?

>>717027902
No

What color is your dick?

>>717027439

For Newcomb's Problem would you be a one boxer or a two boxer?

Guys, guys! We have to ask the main questions. what did this man start? And why?

>>717028054
I have no idea what your talking about

MCCOOLY COOLKIN

What decade were you relevant? Did you get into drugs like the stereotype? Did you fuck Michael Jackson?

>>717028180
Nope

ok, so I swear when I was little there was this sitcom with some girl who was a robot. Guessing that wasn't you, but was that show real?

Why are you a raging faggot?

>>717028214
Early 90's, tried the basics but never had a drug problem, and no lol

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>>717027439
Do you know him, or is this you?

>>717027439

Is Commander Data a sentient being?

>>717028341
Early to mid 90's

>>717028341
Do you like Apple or samsung?

>>717028248

Man, just found that shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukSvjqwJixw

>>717028368
Todd bridges was around before me, i have met him he was cool

>>717027439
Can you make it rain?

So, 90's. Were you a sitcom star? If you were famous you must have lost your V-card early, want to give us that story?

>>717028248
I have no idea what your talking about

>>717028248
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088610/

>>717028504
Holy shit! I remember that show!

>>717028554
No im broke as fuck

>>717027439
Have you ever made porn? Do you have a sex tape?

>>717027439
Why say former, HUH?

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>>717028691
Is this you?

>>717028590
Kind of a sitcom, was a childrens show, and no after my main shoe i was irrelevant almost immediately and in high school was given shit for being a 15 mins of fame kinda thing

>>717028504
Holy shit! It was real! Thank you, based anon!

>>717028691
No porn

>>717028827
That was 80's

>>717027439
everybody starts as children op what make you think your so special you get your own thread.

>>717028781
Im washed up and irrelevant now

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>>717027439
What's up Jake?

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>>717028712
Christ. . .not this shit again. You really need to fuck off, and go troll those dumbasses at tumblr.

>>717028904
Haha because im better than you

>>717028848
Can you give us the age you stopped becoming relevant? Sounds like it was pre-puberty so you missed out on that good groupie sex. (Can't grab them by the pussy) Can you tell us what some of the perks were at such a young age?

>>717027439
What channel was your show on?

>>717029008
Who is this?

>>717029088
Nickelodeon

>>717027439
hey macauley how does it feel knowing you had a chance to kill donald trump and you didnt take it?

>>717029057
Was popular when show was on and shortly afterwards, had money to get things i wanted unlike my friends who only had birthday money and allowances, though due to being underage the miney went into an a cound under mine and my parents name

So what are some of the perks when you're a star that young?

Did you get to meet anyone cool?

>>717029371

You fit all the way up inside the hooker's vagina.

>>717029194
He was nice enough to tell me where the lobby was, but seriously im not him, he made much more money than i did though we both are piss poor nowadays

Was your show Malcom in the middle?

>>717029371
Could have anything you wanted, missed alot of school

Is this Kel from Keenan and Kel?

>>717029477
Yes and no, more so as an adult though

your first and/or last name start with M?

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>>717029126

>>717029531
No that was early to mid 2000's way after me

You said you got to meet some cool people, who have you met? Can you give us some stories? This is a little like pulling teeth.

>>717029666
No but closer to the correct era

>>717029163
Do you watch your shows on vhs or dvd?

>>717029710
No

>>717029732
Nope

>>717028954
oh, so you're an asshole. that narrows it down.

>>717029850
Not giving out my identity

>>717027439
Green text a sex story

So you're either Pete or Pete from Pete and Pete
>>717028954

>>717027439
go to bed dad

Give us a geen text story!

>>717029905
You're either ed, edd or Eddie

>>717029975
Not going to green text sorry

>>717029945

Watched it on repeats.

>>717030037
Cartooon network

>>717030037
Wish i could be them

>>717027439
Did you get to fuck any of your computer stars?

>>717030080
underrated post

>>717030066
Then what's the point? You're basically giving us yes or no answers

>>717027439
What's the best drug in your opinion?

>>717029777
Vhs now and again, sometimes on youtube though harder to find

>>717030122
Computer stars?

Are you a man or a woman?

>>717030151
I can tell a story but not going to greentext on a tablet atm

>>717030178
Shrooms

>>717030281
Man

>>717030298
Pleae tell a story. I could give two shits if its green text

your first and/or last name start with a D?

Were you the main character?

>>717027439
If dubs it's Frankie Muniez

niggers he wasn't really a child star he's just gonna reply no to everyone you mention and laugh his ass off in the process

He's likely from Salute your shorts. They had one of the larger casts, everyone knew them, and they are all pretty much irrelevaant now.

>>717030368
When i first auditioned for my role with nickelodeon i was originally passed on during casting but after almost 2 months after trying out i was called back because the first guy from what i heard bitched too much and parents were to involved trying to get ideas on the show so they just fired him , so i got lucky to even get onto the show

>>717027439
what musical instruments do you play?

>>717030398
Yes i will reveal nothing else

>>717030488
Yes

>>717030639
STORIES! PLEASE CONT!

>>717029163
Voice acting or live action?

>>717030518
Will not give you my name but will reveal the show

>>717028248
you know the dad fucked that robot

>>717030700
Guitar and drums

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what brought you to this hell hole?

>>717030636
it was probably the later 90's, he said it's closer to kenan and kel

Were you on Hey Dude?

>>717030769
Live action

>>717030180
Was the show My Cousin Skeeter?

>>717030336

Good man.

>>717027439
>Russ Martin/10

>Lex and Terry/8

>Bubba the love sponge 610

>>717027439
are you afraid of the dark?

>>717030897
Not my first time doing an ama on here, and i generally have nothing better to do atm

do you have children now op

>>717030909
Cameo but no not my show

>>717030970
Haha no that was a lil later after me

>>717030840

I'd Westworld the shit out of her.

>>717031011
;)

What do you do now for a dayjob?

>>717031063
I was on there for a little bit but not my main show i was know. For

>>717031092
Possibly haha, but no i dont get the bitches like that

>>717027439
Would you fuck Bailey Jay?

>>717031259
Podcasts, guest apperances at things, own a failing bar

>>717030706
Gotcha. If you are who I'm pretty sure you are, your show helped take my mind off some pretty tough times when I was a kid. And its theme song, to me, was the 90's. So even if it turns out this isn't you, or is just some newfag pretending to be you, I just wanted to say thanks.

Are you Ferguson?

>>717031190
Welcome Freshmen?

>>717027439
have you fucked amanda bynes?

>>717031420
I dont know who that is

>>717031565
Isn't Ferguson a hardcore right wing politician now?

>>717031557
First name D last name T, your welcome

>>717031565
No but you got the right era

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>>717031600

>>717027439
Did your mom ever spread her legs to get you job?

>>717031588
Fucking wish

>>717031480
You should call John Tagger from Bar Rescue. Would be awesome

>>717031807
Isnt that the porn star who used to be a guy?

Danny Tamberelli

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>>717031733
OP?

>>717031847
Salute Your Shorts?

>>717031947
>>717031968
this

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Hi OP. Tell us some awesome stories!

>>717031968
Damn used to be not a huge fatass but just a regular fatty

>>717028848
daytime show? cable TV?

>>717032075
What do you wanna hear about?

>>717028341
This is almost certainly Matilda girl

>>717032142
Cable tv

danny tamberelli is who OP was going for but it's not him just some faggot pretending to be

>>717028504
It's ok if she's a robot right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY_3uxzkoV4

>>717032171
Anything! Tell us what hitting puberty was like in the limelight. Tell us stories about how you were treated in highschool after you left the industry. Tell us about your shitty bar?

>>717031968
Gay ginger

>>717032079
Didn't even mention you were on Magic School Bus

Hey, OP - are you that faggot from Blues Clues or some other faggot?

>>717032300
Lets see, the bar sucks because hardly anyone really comes in to the place, and when they do they buy 1 beer and leave, its really depressing, and ehen i am there if someone recognizes me they wont buy shit but wanna chill in there the whole fucking day

>>717032230
it is in japan

>>717027439
is that fat dude really a pedo or did 4chan make that up?

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>>717031947
>>717031968
You look like a red headed chum lee

>>717032489
Fuck nick jr

>>717032489
Where is your bar?

>>717032578
Top kek

>>717032578
Thanks i guess

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>>717032578

>>717032610
CA

>>717031480
I've always wanted to work at a bar. hire me. I'm local.

>>717032690
Since we know your identity post a timestap for proof

>>717032778
Pay is shit , gonna be working for tips

>>717032807
Never said who i am

I wanted to fuck summer sanders before I even knew what it was

>>717032690
>didn't mention your band
>didn't mention magic school bus
>didn't mention baby sitters club
>didn't mention mighty ducks
>didn't mention all that
Why should we believe that you're Danny?

>>717032975
Never said i was him

>>717032821
I'm down. no joke. can't get hired in Orange County because I don't have tits nor a vagina. assuming you're in LA.

>>717033020
That's the only possible option left

>>717033079
Haha yeah that sounds about right tbh

>>717027439
What network were you on?

>>717033135
Said i wouldnt reveal my identity

>>717033079
your on 4chan, good chance you still got tits

>>717033214
Nickelodeon

>>717033261
Kek

>>717032975
If it is him he also didn't mention he was in fucking GTAV

Because it's not him

>>717027439
Inb4 ur macauley caulkin

>>717033385
this

op is a fag

>>717033020
Were you on The Third Eye?

>>717033187
hire me and you'll also have someone with accounting/supply chain management. kik: waitwaitcoykoi

>>717033261
luckily I don't!

>>717033404
WAAAAY too late

>>717027439
were you ever on the sam roberts show?

Grabbing a paper for timestamp and pic one sec guys

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>>717033519
Would you really hire someone you met on 4chan?

>>717033732
Kill yourself.

>>717033748
after a trial run, sure.

Did you watch Corey Haim get butt fucked?

>>717033385
>>717033452
Maybe it's him, maybe it isn't. See >>717031557 This guy gets it.

>>717033732
kys

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>>717033683

Man
Main Character
Nickelodeon
Early 90's
Before Kenan and Kal
Wasn't chosen at first then replaced the main character
Owns a bar

>>717033874
First name starts with D, second with T

OP going to deliver?

Grabbing marker pen wont show up on camera one sec sorry

>>717033874
Had cameos on Salute your shorts and Hey dude

>>717034299
and afraid of the dark

>>717033874
redheaded chum lee

>>717034052
Gotta be Danny Tamberelli then surely? Nobody else with those initials.

>>717034227
OP better not be stalling

>>717027439
What movie,series were you on? no need to tells us which one you were

>>717034052
First and Last name may /or may not start with D

OP/DT is a faggot who won't deliver

he's not danny tamberelli you dumb fucks he's just pretending to be him

op you did good

>>717034450
Couldn't find a marker in a bar appearantly

>>717034625
This

>>717034625
But anon why would someone go on the internet and lie?

>>717034625
Guess that's that. But who would pretend to be Danny Tamborelli?

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Like i said i never actually said who i was

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We did it /b/!

I just hope we didn't drive him away!

>>717032222

Quads achieved

>>717034803
Used a highlighter could t find a marker

>>717027439
How drunk are you right now...

>>717035100
Actually not at all

>>717034803
It's him guys

>>717035301
Wtf

Filmore

>>717034803
what's the name of your bar? I need something to do for new years.

>>717034803
The Mighty Fucks was a good movie btw

>>717034803
>>717035301
>green eyes
>black facial hair
yeahhhhhhh sure its him

Fuck off coconut head

>>717035735
I never said who i was, idk why everyone thinks im danny

>>717035820
no u, you poopsmoker

>>717035913
are you Danny Tamberelli?

>>717035735
I'm with ya anon - also ...tiny mole on left cheek that's not on Danny's

>>717036004
Idk who i am anymore, i am no one, just a man running from his past searching for something he is unaware of

>>717027439
Would you ever suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's ass? srs

>>717035913
JUST TELL US. You're a former child star, nothing you have to say will do anything to tarnish your career

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>>717036004

>>717036177
ILL TELL YOU WHO HE IS. He's a fat neck beard pretending to be a former child star

>>717036177

Yeah I'm really not sure what the problem is. Worst case scenario, you get a bunch of /b/tards coming to your bar.

>>717036091
OK. what's the name of your bar? can 4chan have a code like "boppity boop' or some random shit so we can get a free beer when we go to your bar?

>>717036338
either way he does look a helluva lot like him

HIs name is Donald Trump I'm Winrar

>>717033626
*Sam Roberts' Show

Yes I was.

>>717036637
no it fucking doesn't. are you retarded?

>>717035913
Because there were only 3 or 4 live-action comedy shows on Nickelodeon in the early 1990's, and only one actor in any of them had a first of last name starting with a D.

>>717036091
The fedora is strong with this one

>>717027439
Who raped Cory Feldman?

>>717037099
charlie sheen

>>717036147
pls respond

Just tell us who you are, your not relevent anymore you said it yourself, so you have no career to ruin, your wasting a good free advert here for your bar, many of us would go there if you are nearby

>>717037165
Kek

>>717037241
Just let him go bankrupt, he's asking for it

>>717037165
Uh oh hotdog

>>717027439
Ask a former childhood stop anything, will not reveal my identity

>>717027439
Ever squire Lizzie McGuire?

>>717037458
underrated post

>>717031733
>
>>717031733
DANNY TREJO

>>717037637
audibly laughed.

>>717037530

can't be underrated if it hasn't had any ratings yet

>>717033732
Eat a dick

>>717037530
You made it 20 seconds earlier. Get over yourself

>>717037637
does machete look like he uses a computer?

>>717037530
>>717037458
its embarrassing being caught samefagging isnt it?
fag

>>717037701
then it's infinitely underrated

>>717034789
Tanny Damborelli, his evil twin.

>>717034803
OH SHIT ITS JONTRON

>>717037898
then it's definitely overrated

>>717038022
Goodnight everyone

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>>717037892
I wouldn't know

>>717027439
When did you understand you were not relevant anymore ? How did you cope ?

>>717038211
this proves nothing now that hiroshima took away (You)

>>717038283
dotted line now

>>717038233
Stopped getting jobs, popularity dwindled, easnt pulling mad amounts of puh

>>717038211
same poster as in your screen cap, legit wasnt me samefagging, what the fuck has hiro done? his new system seems bugged

op = troll/10

>>717034803
Would you compare yourself to jimmy de santa?

>>717038915
No

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fuck this. This is now a big cock thread,

>>717038734
(you) is replaced with dotted underline. looks like same functionality, but easy to miss.

>>>717039379

>>717039450
why would you have these pics at the ready

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>>717039539
cause I'm gay, faggot.

>>717039539
he's literally posting them every 20 seconds!

>>717039664
Sex me up penor man