If the FBI seized your computer today, what would they find?

Nothing exciting

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pictures of watches, cars and chicks.

i'm prettttttttty fucking boring.

I have this gif though...

What's considered CP?

>>717022820
that's a pretty sweet gif though

>>717022613
A lot of work bullshit, and like 2000 hours of podcasts to listen to while I'm working.

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>>717022983

some porn and a lot of vidya

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A shit ton of boring shit and 1.3 GB worths of pics of nekkid women pushing their vaginas onto a bike saddle.

I have that man sex dolphin video, and Dr.strange

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Lots of big titties

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40 gigs of /b/ images going back to 2007. . also about 3 TB of stock images. pity the fool who has to sort through that shit. oh and boxes of old hard drives from school surplus shit I bought.

pic not related.

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>>717023196
For you!

>>717023182
Kek, she's 18

>>717022613
a bit of music, some conventional porn and really, nothing else

My electtrump.exe vote rigger

Nothing on my computer

>>717022613
Nothing, they would be a week late

>>717023182
sauce

>>717023315
comrade!

>>717023164
Moar

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>>717022613
Some essays, College papers, music, game wallpapers and some pirated videogames.

Bunch of edgy shit and a few hard to find on internet Bruce Schneier books.

random pictures from google images
steam games
some normal run of the mill porn

My doctoral dissertation, collection of movies/music, and pictures (none that would incriminate me in any way).

>>717022613
Massive files of Bailey Jay.

>>717022613
mainly porn, maybe cp (depends), lots of mp3s, my school work, little notes, and 743 pics of my dick each day
> wanted to record its growth but nothing

>Anime
>Movies
>Music
>Pics I saved from 4chan
>Some games
Nothing too interesting

Nice try FBI.
I'll keep the contents of my computer to myself.

>>717022613
nothing

i use ccleaner and it is set to wipe everything i delete 1 time over

eat shit feds

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>>717023036
thanks I agree

here's a sweet pic

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>>717023270
Post old gigs

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>>717023301

i love BIG TITS

>>717022613
an operating system, for sure

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>>717023451

>>717023587
Ohh shit, can't believe I fell for that, I was joke on dolphin pork

>>717023641
wat

So much fat chick porn

>>717023678
We all do

>>717023906
I don't, fuck you

>>717023783
its a program that overwrites files with ones and zeroes. when you dump stuff in the "recycle bin" in windows it just tosses that data aside. easily recoverable by cops.

>>717023555
Trips speak truth

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>>717022613
Heavy trucks and eroguro

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>>717023906
Some people like smaller tits, faggot

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Just some pics 1.4 gb

>>717023722
Nice.. more

>>717023641
You fucking mong it can still be recovered from when it has been in /temp/ so your downloads from the dark web are still there even if you delete the file and wipe it 8 billion times

A lot of gore porn and hentai games

>>717024724
> hentai games

nigga, are you for real?

>>717024724
Do you mental health issues? Be honest

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>>717024436

>>717022613
lots of hentai futanari;
downloads of brazzers videos
games i didnt purchase
>>/b/ i am scum

>>717024967
>>717025003
What?

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My pictures of salad

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only the dankest fucking memes

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>>717025091

>>717024724
what games do you like?

have you played monmusu quest?

Just some cheese pizza.

>>717022613
Not a fucking thing except naked pictures of your mom

>>717022613
rip harambe jpg's

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>>717022613
Nice try Agent Smith.

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>>717025349

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>>717024967
>>717025003
>on a site originaly made for weeb degenerates
>freak out when they find a weeb degenerate who collects hentai
Not sure if you're newfags or tards.

>>717025610
Nice try agent Jones

>>717022613
Lots of memes

>>717025349
I wanna smell the seats

do they leave snail trails?

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>>717025262
Here's a rare salad related image so you can throw them off later.
They will spend so long wondering why a cat is eating salad that they will never find your sink pictures.

>>717023538
Drop em

>>717022613
Well depends on each 1. A streaming 1 which is obvious. My surfing rig that has porn. The porn ranges from all things legal 2D & 3D. A downloading rig for roms & emulators to check if they are clean because I'm just that cautious. Then a gaming rig ithat is for sole for game use. It includes my roms & emulators that are clean. Finally my laptop that is my mobile station.

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>>717022613
A collection of "no context" type pictures built up from over the years. No porn except the no context type of porn that doesn't make any sense.

I have many terabytes of legal porn, illegal torrented movies and music. They could probably press copyright charges on me for the torrents, but that's about it.

Memes, work-related shit, vidya games. Nothing criminal.

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>>717025349
dump your collection, damn you

>>717025648
> makes a point that would make sense years ago
> doesnt realize 4chan has changed

nigga, who downloads hentai.exe files?

>>717026173
I have some hentai.exe files for download ;)

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>>717026173
modern hentai games are pretty awesome. This is a screenshot of my other monitor right now. Playing Honey Select.

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if you destroy my computer you get a lootxplosion of rare and legendary pepe

Since I reformatted today, nothing but an OS and that I went to /b/.

>>717026932
what kind of pleb only has 1 hard drive? Keep all your documents and other shit seperated from your OS that way when you have to reformat you don't lose everything.

At least keep it on a different partition of the same drive for fucks sake.

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>>717025648
>newfag who believes in the 'muh old /b/' meme
The only change is less cp more cd faggot.
>who downloads hentai anymore
Literally every fag in the Loli/shota threads wants a word with you.
> also I believe I said the answer already
>weeb degenerates

A video of me fucking my own ass with a nigger

videos of people fucking missionary solely for procreation

>>717025810
Whoah Whoah dude don't bring up sinks so fucking casually, do want the feds to come crashing down on our asses?

>>717023967
>>717024307
Hey at least we all like tits

lots of yiff. Wouldn't recover my social life with my family ever again

>>717023182
any one have source or name?

>>717025949
Spider porn ayy

A massive library of unplayed steam games.

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>>717029606
The fuck is a sink

Pic not related in any way shape or form

The polis would find a few may mays, some bookmared porn, vidya, and my editing software.

And some videos of me riding my dildo but that is none of their concern

>>717023182
I need SAUCE, ANYONE????

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>>717026173
>4chan has changed

>>717022613
pics of my ex gf, some bookmarks to horse porn, and ladyboys. The usual /b stuff

My work and some videogames, keep any porn i might have on an external hard drive in another desk. All of it is big booty sluts so nothing illegal

>>717023678

YEP lots of tigg ole bitties. Like, almost 1000 in one folder, over 1000 in another, lots of gifs, lots of real life porn webms/gifs, and lots of animated porn gifs/webms. That last bit wouldn't be an issue with feds, but if a significant other or family member found it, they would probably disown me. Plus lots of music, lots of school papers/assignments, lots of my own music projects.

>>717023678

can def start a dump but i'd prolly need to start a new thread tbh

>>717026611
How do I uncensor the penis?

>>717022613
one pr0n file a lot of memes and 23 viruses

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Have a sick thursday night on me go leak your ex gf or sister now at snap-leak-cf

Shitty memes
Music webms
Some hentai colorings and translations

>>717023981
Not sure if bait, but ccleaner is not like BleachBit you retard

>>717022613
They would be disappointed in my inability to install Artificial Academy 2.

>>717032222
Holy shit i got quads

>>717034750
>>717032222
No. I got quads.

>>717022613
video games, funny pics and porn

a dodgy copy of photoshop.

a folder of porn that's rather kinky but nothing illegal.

and a massive stash of books scanned as pdfs

that's it.

>>717022613
Nothing, really. Maybe like three pirated movies. I keep my computer pretty clean of everything suspicious.

>>717023555
You take 743 pics of your dick every day?

>>717022613
a pretty ecclectic library of music, some dumb funny pictures, some cat pics, a few games, my resume and a lot of what is mostly oral porn.

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A bunch of useless shit I use for making crap on youtub... Also secret nuclear codes given to me by the Illuminati alien overlords, praise be their shiny chrome asses.

>>717022613
nothing on my new pc. i havent even been on a porn site since i have it.

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Tera bytes and terabytes of Charles Darwin porn involving geese

>>717032222
>>717034750
>>717035828
Actually I got quads ya fucking poopheads

A bunch of self-made 3d porn files and some old all computer science and mathematics college student shit.

>>717022613
The full underwhelming depths of my uneventful boring life.

>>717024718
Delete the temp...

>>717036506
yes, every single day...

>>717036751
>>717032222 (You)
>>717034750
>>717035828 (You)
Those are my quads cunts.

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>>717023644
a sweet pic of mine