Sup /b/, ask a drunk sailor of 5 years anything

>>717009815
Why did they let a 5 year old in the navy?

>>717010703
because my ASVAB score was high enough

>>717009815
who are you

>>717011435
I'm ET2 to you fagot

How the fuck do I kmow what a store front looks like

>>717011435
>>717011921
>same fag

Jeez louise guys yall are pathetic lamo

Ever been of an FFG?

Conventional ET?

>>717012621
unconventional...and a sword swallower

>>717009815
How'd you end up a sailor?

>>717012211
Nope. I am familiar with FAG.

>>717013036
I could breathe with my mouth shut.

>>717012621
Combat Systems Surface yep

>>717009815
Are you happy?

>>717013174
Maybe you should've been Aquaman instead.

>>717009815
wow how have you been drunk for a whole 5 years

>>717012211
Pretty sure those are all gone now.

Ive only been on a cruiser

>>717009815
The navy is full of faggots?

>>717009815
Hey shipmate, you shouldn't be on /b/

>>717009815
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
I said, what do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?

>well OP.

you've been drunk for 5 years?

>>717009815
Have you gotten a divorce yet? You aren't a real sailor till you have gotten a divorce.

>>717013443
For at least 5 years.

you've been sailing drunk for 5 years?

you've been drinking while sailing drunk for 5 years?

>>717013518
half a month's pay for 2 months.

you've been binge watching sailor moon while drunk for 5 years?

>>717013271
I make money and I met a lot of cool people and I loved in japan for a few years so yeah, pretty happy,. drunk at home atm

>>717013294
4 year or 3 years drunk japan lets you drink at 20

>>717013925
mooning sailors and getting them drunk for 5 years

No matter how much you drink, the boat will not come out of the bottle!

>>717009815
Are you from Nantucket? Only real sailors sail from Nantucket.

>>717009815

Where you stationed at?

You are a drunken sailor drunk from drinking and been drunk-drinking whilst sailing for the past 5 years?

>>717014234
a nigger's basement

>>717013912
half months pay times 2, reduction in rate, 30 days restriction.

>>717013912
I saw one chick get that for sucking a dudes dick

>>717013925
never watched that anime

>>717013838
no

>>717013798
No

>>717013748
I had a girlfriend of 2 years I enganged but then the jody legends were true and here I am flirting with 18 year olds on tinder lol

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>>717009815
how good are you at cursing? How much gay sex have you had? Do you peel potatoes (the vegetable kind)?

>>717011921
What's your NEC?

>>717014234
He's in San Diego

>>717009815
What do people do with you, exactly? I've heard tales of shaving your balls with a rusty razor, or putting you in bed with the Captain's daughter, etc...

So what have they done with you?

>>717014525
1-800-GAY-SEXX

>>717011921
Nice. I had to watch fags with modern equipment pass me for advancement.
I had systems to maintain while other people had the 2M NEC. Kind of useless when you do module replacement,

>>717009815
Is there any other kind of sailor?

>>717009815
I'm joining the navy in a month what are the shit jobs I should avoid? Is it true that if you score high enough on the ASVAB test you can choose where your stationed? Will I make any friends is the navy a good environment for an anon?

>>717014218 I'm from texas
>>717014234
I'm going to Bahrain after my 30 days of leave are done, just finished japan "SAKKIII!!!!!:""

>>717014951
lol no.. none of that is true. its always needs of the navy.

>>717009815
What do we do with you, particularly early in the morning?

>>717014505
Not OP...
ETs don't do galley work.
I didn't even do boot camp galley work.

you can always be sent to crank.

>>717015272
FSA?

>>717014505
Fucking cunt licking asswhiping shit bitch fucked my grandmothers god DAMN FUCK MONKEY
>>717014525
Hydra and link and scheduled for new secret ones I earned you bitch!!!!

>>717014814
They made me do my job idk, one time I had to clean some guys diarrhea shit from the berthing lol
>>717014951
DONT BE A PACT, DONT BE AN ENGINEER, DONT BE ON THE FLIGHT DECK!! DONT BE A NUKE! Choose a desk job or combat systems like ET, FC, OS, etc... We get to personally meet and interact with the CO on a normal basis and normally get awards and hnors by sucking dick. Its how I capped o 2nd in 2 years

>>717011921
Faggot- AWVC

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>>717009815
Can you kill yourself on stream?

>>717015272
I had to crank ffor 4 months you know nothing you fat fucking cuck cunt

>>717014951
You can get a choice at the end of service school, but only the billets needed at that particular time.
>avoid small commands; look for a "bird farm" on your native coast
>or shore duty
OP... Did the BEQ at Great Mistakes still smell like a whorehouse from Thursday to Sunday?

>>717015987
That sucks.

>>717015898
lmao never bitch!

>>717014951
Oh. You also needed to be at the top of your class to get first pick at duty stations.

>>717013382
I know I was on the last one when it was decommed.

>>717014951
Former Recruiter here: Don't choose something because your detailers are pushing you on it. Feel free to say no at any time in the process. I was certain that I was going to get knocked down while recruiting for telling people that but I just put on anchors this year, and all my recruiters had nothing but positive feedback for me.

>>717016012
I wasn't on the jersey no. in a school I lost my virginity to a half black girl who I befriended after I carried her shit over to our barracks when she graduated rtc though

West Coast Surface: Lots of Flips and spics
East Coast Surface: Lots of Niggers.
Aviation: Lots of weirdos
Construction: Dumbasses
Submarines: Lots of faggots
Medical: Real Faggots (Gays)

>>717016336
Listen to this man, also, is recruiting duty worth it?

>>717015987
Sucks to be you.
Being a radar/mini-computer specialist meant my department needed me, we sent RMs and EWs.

>>717016675
It's alright, I pissed off my superiors a lot. I ran a 4 person station in Ohio as a first class and had a chief working for me. Got ROY 2 years in a row and got selected as an AW this past year. It was weird not doing your traditional job, so I would recommend studying a lot while recruiting. I nearly failed my first first class test while I was out there and I ended up cutting a 79 on my next one simply because I would study.

>>717016675
But to follow up, you just have to be an extrovert and be flexible. Don't judge anyone who walks through your office door.

>>717016616
This