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Ask a girl who is about to get drunk anything...

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Ask a girl who is about to get drunk anything...
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How often do you masturbate?
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>>717003079
what are you drinking?
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Almost everyday
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>>717003079
will you cry " rape" tomorrow morning after you choose to hook up tonight?
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Only if I get raped
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>>717003079
What's the best way to determine the active fraction of an antibiotic residue that reaches the colonic flora, and how do i estimate how it affects the colonization barrier? Please, i need the answer before 8 am or they will kill me
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>>717003079
Timestamp your pics, there isn't any females on the internet.
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>>717003079
TITS OR GTFO
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>>717003871
This. And everyone who responded with anything besides this needs to just GTFO.
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>>717003791
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Link your replies, and tits or gtfo. Now what are you drinking? lets see how shit tier your tastes are.
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>>717004108
That's a real nice timestamp.

Now where are THE TITS OR GTFO
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>>717004108
How long before you're drunk enough to show the tits?
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>>717004108

You are still of zero value until you produce your tits.
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>>717003079
Did you like Force Awakens?
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>>717004108
>>717003079
what are you drinking fam?
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>>717003079
why do we care
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>>717003079
implying you're not drunk already.
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it a trap
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>girl gets drunk
>see: dog bites man

pic related
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>>717004318
then I'm gay, definitely.
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Are you Italian?
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>>717003079
How drunk would you have to be to have sexual intercourse with your brother?

Note1. You're both adults.
Note2. Both consenting.
Note3. Not for inbreeding/procreation, just sex.
Note4. Not romantic.

Just random sex because... well just because.
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>>717004154

>Now what are you drinking? lets see how shit tier your tastes are.

That's not how it works you pathetic, whore enabling virgin.

Tits then attention you fucking idiot.

>>717004218

Irrelevant. Tits go before anything else.
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>>717004318
If there's tits I'm in.
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send a pic with the middle finger
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>>717004448
Italian and German. How did you know?
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>>717004497
Look perma virgin shes drinking alcohal her shirt is going to come of at some point in this thread and ima rape her titties.
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Nice shirt, are you just drinking by yourself op? And im drinking ;) cheers
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>>717004108
what are your turn ons?
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>>717004108
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>>717004497
I'm just wondering if she's worth staying up or not.
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>>717004602
Those hairy arms, I'm not complaining, I'm not admiring either, just noticing. Thanks for answering. =)
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Can we have your mobile number?
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>>717003079
pls respond.
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>>717004108
Thanks for the timestamp, and the finger.. I'll use it all as masturbation material later x
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Hi fair lady, you are the most beautiful flower in the garden. May I have your hand so I can whisper sweet nothings into your ears? Dont mind me babe im a catch, goos job good cook, best back messages youll never want me to go once you had me ;p
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>>717005091
Gtfo autistic faggot
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>>717004656

You don't even have any evidence that she's drinking.

You're giving her unwarranted attention for zero fucking reason.

You and almost everybody else ITT are the reasons females have all the power. Have some self respect.
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>>717003079
Are those things you call eyes brows, actually cattapillars? #gettrolledm8
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>>717005091
Face pic. Sweetest thing I've ever read
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If her cunt is half as hairy as her legs and arms we won't be able to see shit anyway
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>>717005182
d-did you see the arms too? LOOKS LIEK APE:
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>>717003079
Nice shirt where did you get it
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nice brown arm hair/11 i would shave you with my benis.
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>>717005234
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>>717003079
You are hot. Post tits
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>>717005651
3/10
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OP here are my questions :

1. What should be the minimal distance between wind turbines in urban areas, and housings?

2. What do you make of the impact the first Sound Blaster sound card made to the music industry today?

3. What are the advantages of anonymity in today's increasingly social-networked society?

4. Why are brown-haired girls so much prettier?

5. What do you think of Carravaggio's legacy with the clair-obscur method?
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CUTE! Do u live in AZ??
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>>717005673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=potJ5f0PVqI
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Hi Ingrid.
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>>717005999
Okc
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>>717003079
Sweetheart, You're beautiful. Seriously. Don't listen to any of these asshole on /b/. I've never seen you but I can guarantee you that you are. You are a woman. You are a female homo sapien. And for that reason you will always be a magnificent heralding of what millions of years of evolution has to offer, and men will find it mesmerizing. You are nature's work of art. You don't have to be the Mona Lisa or the sistine chapel to be beautiful. You have a lot to be proud of, honey. It's hard in our rigorously elitist society of late, but you are without a doubt attractive and appealing to the opposite (or same) sex. The tips in this thread will help, but confidence cannot be faked. Just know that you're fabulous and the world will follow you along.
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Need some titties up I'm here
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>>717006080
Damn it. U are such a cutie, I love your bangs.
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Do you want to see my little dick ha ha ha haaaaaa haa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No, but seriously. Trade dick for one boob?
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>>717004108
almost right sweetie. Now tits AND timestamp
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>>717005999
Thanks babe, you like strip clubs?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJsnLhZcMg8
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>>717004108
Hello there sweetheart. Elliot Rodger here. I just wanted to tell you how beautiful you are and that I'd love to take you out for dinner sometime.
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>>717006485
Fuck off faggot
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>Ask a girl who is about to get drunk anything...

SC? Kik? Twitter DM?
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>>717006671
Damn son you thirsty as fuck shes my woman, get your own.
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>>717004403
pa toa be brat, daj uste dank macedonian memes
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>>717006879
A terrorist has stolen a police uniform?!?
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>>717006879
I'm sorry but I believe she is my woman and you should get lost.
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YOU ALL STILL LURKIN ??
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>>717007277
No I just stole a beatiful flower goddesses heart.
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why are you fat?
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why are your arms more hairy than chewbacca
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>>717003690
Elementary my dear Watson.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8236756

Anything else? Need the meaning of life or the foundations of moral theory?
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>>717007310
The wine glass is almost as big as you, I'll wager your a raging homosexual
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>>717007330
yep
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Itt drunk girls showing us their busch.
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>>717007860
Chicken or Egg Shercuck?
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>>717007947
Wearin a jerkin while lurkin.

Tuckin my vest in while molestin.
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What color are your panties OP, I need to move this up a notch
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OP, TAKE MORE PICS PLZ
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>>717003079
I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.
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>>717008502
Stfu you sperglord
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>>717007917
pretty sure he's a serial killer....
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>>717008637
>being this new
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>>717004108
Why do you have a landline telephone?
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Post the soles of your feet so I can go to sleep.
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>>717008700
Being this autistic
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>>717008466
fuck I just came, time to leave thread I guess
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>>717004108
Where the fuck are the tits? GTFO!
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>>717008112
Eggs. Chickens evolved from dinosaurs which were laying eggs, hence the egg came first. Also insect eggs predates a lot of other species.
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