REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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Seems legit

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I want her to have a feminine penis

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sure

>>716992513
always works. I'm gay though so too bad...

If dubs, will have penis-girl

>>716992513
>implying that i dont already have one
>implying that i haven't fucked her twice today

Wow really mann

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>>716992513

>>716992513
I dont know why everyone responds to these types of threads, but everyone allways does.

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>>716993411

Replying in this post

SHIEEET

Ok

I dont believe in this shit. Wait, then why am i replying?

hahahahaha

Kek sure

>>716992513
porfavo

I'm counting on it

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ok

Sick nice

>>716993293
>implying anyone will believe this

Bull shit

that's unlikely at this time of year

ayy lmao

>>716992513
Help pls

i have a date tomorrow anyways

>>716992513
i sure do hope so

>>716992513
There's a family christmas party so it better be my cousin

Don't disappoint me

>>716992513⬆⬆⬆

But I'm gay?

what if i dont want one? will i be forced into a relationship?

>>716993840
>implying that i give a fuck

>>716992513
k

>>716992513
pls

>>716992513
my life is sad enough as it is without heaping on yet more sorrow. i'll pass-- but if there's a chance she's smoking hot, i'll still throw in my hat.

Make it happen

>>716992513
Should've made it fun by saying dubs

>>716992513
Yay finally

nice meme

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say no more, say no more

>>716992513
Kkk

>>716992513
sure

Seems legit or dumb or both...

https://discord.gg/qccFk

k den

>>716992513
ye

>>716992513
plllllllsssssssss

>>716992513
>>716999999

>>716992513
okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>716992513
if not op dies tomorrow

gf get

Okay thanks.

[very_secret];_;[/very_secret]

>>716993293
Damn Anon, you rock man you're so cool!!!

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>>716992513
alright

>>716992513
git

Looooooool

>>716992513
Hopefully she has a big cock.

>>716992513
I actually am in progress.

Yeah boss

Just no hambeast plz

There is still hope for 2016!

ok ok ok

>>716992513
I don't believe you.

>>716992513
if it only was true

leems segit

>>716992513
K

Schnapp

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>>716992513
Okay

It better be Maryam

>>716992513
same

Replying

What time tomorrow? I ask because I'll be touring a jail with a group for a few hours tomorrow and that's not the place to get a girlfriend.

Nope

>>716992513
pls

>>716992513
sleep tight doggo

>>716992513
Alright!

>>716994713
what cartoon is this. feel like I watched it as an adolescent.

Is this meme magic?

>>716994515
git commit

>>716992513
uwu

Seems legit.

9/11 was an outside job

>>716992513
lol sure

aight

why not

>>716994825
nvm google got it. show sucks

>>716992513
git waifu

>>716992513
Joke is on you, I already have a girlfriend

sure, why not

YES PLEASE YES OH LORD KEK GRANT ME A GIRLFRIEND EVEN THOUGH I NEVER LEAVE MY BASEMENT AT ALL

>>716992513
I'm so desperate I'll try this

>>716992513
lol ok

>>716992513
ok

>>716992513
ayy

meme

>>716994962
Wow that's how you get a yeast infection in a hurry

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>>716992513
what if I kill myself tonight?

yesss

K

Sure

Praise KEK!

woahe

>>716993293
You can just say you slept with your girlfriend, you dont need to poorly hide it in "implying"

>>716992513
Bullshit

>>716992513
Lets hope this works!

dream girl incoming

sure

correct

Why not?

Will she be okay with cold sores?

roollinggggggg

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>>716992513
fuck yeah

>>716992513
pancakes anyone?

ill try

As long as she looks like Lana Del Ray

legit

>>716992513
seems fair

Cool cool

win

If dubs its gonna be opra

>>716992513
Fuck it. I'm miserable anyways, why not reply to shitposting

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>>716995161
Then you get a strumpet to twerk at your grave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f34yZ7I6RA

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nice

fuck it

Always keep trying

Why not

Better than doing nothing

>>716995161
Then a necrophilic - transvestite will find your corpse and it will be it's BF.

Pls

i wont have a gf tomorrow

Dio porco

>>716992513
i have a gf but it would mean a lot if some of you would give me some feedback on any of my songs, no i am not black thank you :)

https://soundcloud.com/yungnero210/nero-x-yung-glock-x-ashtray-teaser

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If it is willed

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Didn't work last time

alrighty

Seems legit

>>716992513
Why not

>>716992513
Can I get a trap girlfriend?

>>716992513
orly?

me to

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>>716992513
It'd not nice to lie anon

>>716992513
Kk

fuck it

dafuq

>>716992513
Lmao
Y da fuck u lying
Uuuh ooooh my god why are you lying

I only have my pride to lose

Why r u lying OP

>>716992513
Fuck me

>>716992513
Lets give it a try

supa-stition!

>>716992513
Worth a shot at this point

Legit

thx /b/ro

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>>716992513
Off chance, but, ya know.

>>716992513
GET

An extra one or the same one I have now?

ok anon

>>716992513
well i dont think so but fuck i am desperate

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>>716993293
>Achievement reached........3/3
Minorbaitor
>Almost master baiting
>New item in inventory
>Bait pic

the bet is on op

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Hope

>>716992513
You can keep the GF if she smokes

makes her pussy taste nasty

>>716992513
Look at me i'm op no one in real life gives me attention so i makes faggot posts like these

>>716992513
Just lost mine of two years so fuck it, what do I have to lose? My self esteem and confidence is gone :)

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Hopefully..

plz

>>716996605
but yeah gimmi gf

ok thanks

>>716992513
mine

>>716992513

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Checkem

reply

>>716992513
Well there are a couple of little cuties that I met recently so yes please, I'd like one to be my gf

>>716992513
i hope so

I hope so.

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>>716992513
Fuck you, I tried two days ago and she friendzoned me. Best I got out of it was "friend ship cuddles" on her bed after watching Spirited Away.

>>716992513
i just want her to say i love you, i left the past behind we'll be better. or something like that

>>716996762
what the fuck did you have the exact same fucking thought as me

Don't let me down b

>>716992513

Lord kek

Might aswell

duz it work huehuehueuheuhuehueuheu

Dubs and i die alone

Fingers crossed

Meme magic do your thing

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>>716992513
thanks fam

Sure why not, by new year's at least

someone be my girlfriend

>>716992513
OKAY GOT IT

>>716992513
o

>>716992513
not even possible.

peep

Kekekek

>>716992513
Yes

>>716992513
but then ill lose money...

>>716992513
Please :(

>>716996941
did she get hit in the face with a shoe?

Okey

ALL I KNOW IS HATE

Can't risk it

I'm gonna need about $3.50

ok