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>>716934583
Destiny?

>>716934952
Nope.

me punch an tree ooh look it green splode go boob hehe ahhhhhhhhh try and gess . ;)))))))))

>>716934583
>Giant fucking boulder
> mideval Ara
>sloped hill
> boss fights are breaking a fucking door down

UP LEFT DOWN RIGHT UP LEFT DOWN RIGHT

>>716935150
harry potter and the sorcerers stone

spent 5 hrs to collect gear
dies falling from steps
also
4 years alpha

>>716935196
DayZ

>>716935196
Dayz

>>716934583
Eve online?

>>716935082
Minecraft? Not really hard if it is, since the tree punching thing is basically a meme.

>>716935227
>>716935251
yup

>>716935082
Mentgcraft

>>716935165
GTA

>>716935323
>>716935330
haha you got it close .
keep on try ;))))))))))

>>716935264
Nah.

some people playing against eachother online and they can pick different characters. its pretty popular

>>716935460
Overwatch?

>>716935460
Overwatch

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>>716935352
correcto

>3 old hags talkin shit about undead
>travel through valley
>meet undead people that are desperate for you to buy crap
>die

Join the newest next gen shooter, Wich is basically the same game we released the last 20 times, but this time things are less logical, and will make you cry even more about your nostalgic memory of what this game series used to be.
*mic drop*

>>716935488
>>716935487
nah.. its more popular i guess.. its like a team against another team

>You're the guy
>But you're not the guy
>But you look like the guy
>And you act like the guy
>YOU'RE NOT THE FUCKING GUY

>>716935571
Team Fortress 2?

>>716935550

Dank Souls 3

>>716935550
Dark Souls II

>>716935460
>>716935571
Dota
Hon
LoL or some other generic moba

sjw bullshit propaganda, featuring
boring hispter lesbian
nice guy
druggie lesbian
suicide
and bitch
you can also reverse time and shit

>>716935608
Goat simulator?

>>716935550
>>716935642
dark souls 2?

It so happens, that being as such we are in the present state of time, the numerical value set to the continued progress of existence and events in the past, present, and future regarded as a whole reads a value of twelve hundred hours, however, this certain value has been hoisted above sea level to an elevation that can be considered by the human population high.

>>716935745
Life is Strange.

Can't say it came off SJWey to me.

>>716935745
I know this stupid fucking game but I can't name it fuck
You either kill your best friend or destroy a town at the end

>>716935791
Bioshock Infinite?

>>716935871
>best friend
Fuck that, I'm saving the town so I can fuck sad religious girl.

>>716935848
correcto!

>>716935907
you have it wrong my friend

The third installment of the game that should have been named gear-grinders from day 1.
Venture out on an epic quest to slay the devil, stay awhile and return to the sequel.

>>716935766
bingo

>shoot
>die
>repeat
>teams
>takes "skill" to play even though it's another shitty fps

>>716936014
daibaloot

>>716935982
Worth a shot
>>716935754
No ma'am.
See also
>The guy you are that you aren't helps you early on to be the guy you aren't more

>>716936066
Kek.
Almost

>>716935608
Metal gear solid V?

>you are a robot
>you can be different robots but they are still you
>you live on the moon
>but then you live on your spaceship
>you shoot and stab people and monsters
>you are not really a robot at all but a person linked to robots

>>716936060
Battlefield of Duty DCLXVI?

That sounds like the majority of multiplayer FPSes, really.

>>716936168
AYYY YOU DUNNIT

>>716935608
You wanna be the guy?

Welcome to Everything is Fucked, the game show where your decisions don't really matter because no matter what it's the same ending. Today are contestants are,
Zombies
Dumb Black Girl
Retarded Redneck
and Black Guy

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>>716936249
see
>>716936168

>>716936257
Left for duh 2

>>716935608
>>716936249
I'm that guy

>>716934583

>your aunty isn't very nice
>travel far away and kill her friends
>return and go inside a painting

>>716936257
Telltale Walking Dead game?

>>716936300
Snake?

>>716936187
>>716936060
Guess I should add this:
>ome of the only fps games with any "competitive" scene

>>716936298
Nope!
>>716936338
You're right though

>>716936338
CS:GO

>wake up stoned
>kill the first thing you see
>use lots of guns
>evil old bitch with a giant spider

>>716936410
Got it

>>716935557
Taking down the easy one.
Call of duty?

>>716934583
Runescape/?

>your grandpa is at his job
>take over his job
>never age
>fuck bitches, grow money

>Moms ded
>Dads ded
>everyone you meet is dead because of you afterwards
>It's cold here

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>ook
>mini ook
>fuck you crocodiles - you ruin everything

>>716936475
Nope. It's not an MMO. Has multiplayer though.

>>716936499
Murdered soul suspect?

>>716934583
Terraria?

>dude time lmao
>nosebleeds
>sxc teacher want sum fucc

Going for another one.

>fairytales, but edgy
>people will love or hate you at the end

>>716936627
Winner!

>>716936647
Life is Strange? Someone did that one before.

>>716936651
Wolf among us

>>716936715
dingdingding

>>716936759
Ja.

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>>716935082
terraria man

>>716936783
hehe no keep going . ;)))))))))))))))))

>fuck nuclear and two legged weapons
>Im getting fuckin old
>you're pretty good
>fuck the patriots gimme a cigarette

A kinky display of a midlife crisis and outlandish rejection of theology not to mention rampant daddy issues

>>716934583
> onboard a ship
> space zombies
> wait for bioshock and dead space to plunder the idea ten years later
> AI outta nowhere

>japanese boyband
>drive around and kill monsters

Dad's god of the dead ppl place your a dick schools lame you kill the basted because daddy doesn't love you then the real fun begins

>>716936575
no ma'am!
>>716936499
see also
>fucking asians everywhere

>>716936906
Genuinely wanna know this title

>GTA but in hong kong

>>716936908
final fantasy XV

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>>716936906

System Shock

>>716936906
System Shock 2? Bioshock was meant to be a spiritual successor, but I guess that counts as plundering if you're cynical about it.

>>716936908
>>716936995
Yeah that was actually a very good description

The muderers your law enforcer his deputy a cross dresser and you walk away with skizo issues and shut gets strange at the end biches and. Baby trees!!!

>>716935929
FarCry 3 ??

the one where you can do all sorts of stuff but end up spending 16 hours straight selling cigarettes

>>716937005
it's not gonna be real no matter how many times you post it.

>>716936995
right. also, the (You) is gone?

>>716936830
metal gear something

>jump scares
>internet: "omg le so spoopy lel"

>>716937119
yup :(

>oh look a sword
>kill things
>wow a bigger sword
>option for even bigger sword
>rip tower

>>716937162
PT

>>716937106
I was replying to someone else's description.

>throw spears at monsters
>get damaged=get naked

>>716937198
Nope.

>>716937162
easy.
fnaf.

Easy one
>become master killer
>become asshole because you are master killer
>get deranked to novice
>kill many people
>kill leader cause reasons
>become leader and be wiser.
>shit tier sequals

>>716937162
Fnaf

>>716937211
Bayonetta?

>>716937211
ghouls and ghosts
a classic

>>716937162

Five Nights at Bears Amazing Pizzeria.

>>716937304
Correcto m8

>actually a decent game
>fanbase fucking ruined it

>>716937253
>>716937273
Nope.

>Punch people
>Shoot
>Run
>clocks

>>716937177

Ocarina of Time?

>>716937364
Portal?

>>716937162
slenderman

>>716937364
Lemme guess
Undertale?

>>716937368

Slenderman

>>716937268
assassins creed

>>716937364
a hell load a games and/or other things

>>716937390
ding

>>716937399
Slender, but yeah.

>>>716937440
yes

>>716937152
Cmon man,a lil more effort

>kill yourself
>objective complete
>you win
>but you don't know this until you actually beat the game

>>716937430
Correct. Knew it was too easy.

>>716937515
The guys on tumblr with their fucking OCs.
Like happened with sanic

>>716937500
metal gear 4??

>>716934583

>Fuck demons and bitches
>Polandish?

>post-apocalypse
>everyone races for some reason

>>716937588
You're pretty good
(Old man kisses u)

>explore the entire universe
>bored in 2 hours

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>tell tale but isnt
>famous egyptian guy
>cabin is spook

>>716937627
twisted metal

>avenge family members death
>kill old man
>stop crime
>leave

>>716937663

No Man's Buy

>>>716937674
every game ever made

>>716937641
it isnt gay when ur diagnosed with foxdie

>>716937663
Norman's guy

>>716937667
Naw

>>716937699
nope

>>716937627
mad max!

>someone insults you through the entire game
>he kills person you work for
>eventually kill him
>why is the game so easy

>>716936184
Grindframe

>>716937685
>>716937722
Yes, too easy

>>716937749
Nope.

>>716937764
Crash bandicoot

there's like 70 official maps but everyone only plays about three

You can control things using balls

>do drugs
>kinda stop criminals
>shit tier overall
>mr blonde
>black guy

Thousands of naked men run around painting dicks on wooden boards.

>>716937882
mo one will get this, i bet

>cool,we are in a spaceship
>wtf is that sound
>there's dinosaurs and shit

>>716937845
Sounds like red orchestra 2, but theres not anywhere near 70 maps. Fucking retarded regardless, the maps they always play are shit.

>>716937901
rust

>>716937901
Rust

>>716937901
Restrepo

>>716936184
the swapppper?

>>716934583
>Fight Ayy Lmaos
>Get really attached to your soldiers
>Actually upset when they die
>Ayy Lmaos win anyway

>>716937932
ark cunt devs evolved

>>716937932
Dino crisis 3?

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>>716936417
>The evil within

>>716937943
nope

>>716937983
xcom

>desert
>shiny rocks
>friends betray you
>die or something, never finished game to be honest.

>>716938020
Wasnt really a guess. If I had to guess I'd say call of duty

>>716937988
Yupp

>SEAN!

>>716938109
heavy rain. easy.

>>716938109
>SEAN!

>>716937945
>>716937953
gotem

>>716938135
easiest one of any game.

>>716938106
Wow didnt actually think that would be right, man is 3 a shit game.

>>716938162
>SEAN!

>Wake up after really long nap
>Made for fighting/protecting
>Organization you join gets betrayed by one of its own members
>Forces others from organization to fight for them
>A familiar face helps you from the past
>Old villain saves your ass several times

>>716938038
yee

>>716938197
>SEAN!

>>716938210
saints row

>>716937769
yep grind frame

>>716938242
Not even close lol

>>716937626

guess this one you faggots

>explore island
>not much happens
>kinda pretty tho

>>716938173
I remember playin it as a kid,godamn,I didn't even knew what the fuck was going on

>>716936417
DOOM 2016?

>You gain brozouf

>>716938236
>SEAN!

Small figurines reenact scenes from your favorite movies.

>haunted house
>story makes no fucking sense
>did anyone even play this shit

>>716938293
myst

>make choice at the end
>always wrong

I love these threads

>Be you
>Die
>Come back to life
>Travel through cursed village to find dude who killed you
>m-m-m-murder his wrinkly ass

>>716938351
LEGO

>>716938351
Lego [insert popular franchise here].

>wake up in field,hangover
>the entire game you just wanna fucking go home
>gf dies or some shit

>>716938293
Myst?

>>716938379
Nope.

>>716938394
WALKING DEAD

>>716938428
Nope.

>>716938357
until dawwwn

>>716938394
Farcry 3?

Black man gets tentacle raped in front of his daughter.

>>716938420
Probably wrong, but fuck it.

Conker's Bad Fur Day

>>716938357
Clock Tower,maybe?

>>716938420
Far cry 3.
Gotta be.

>>716937108
New Vegas/Fallput 3?

>>716938462
yep

>>716938461
>>716938470
Nope. Not sure if anyone will even get this one.

>>716938411
>>716938418
winrar

> bad guys want you ded
> even badder guys come out and want everyone ded
> save the world alone about a gazillion million times

>>716936969
2ezy
Sleeping Dogs

>>716938468
Bingo u faggot

>>716937108
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.?

Can't run in town, and there's an old fuck at the well that keeps preaching.

>>716936306
Luscious?

>>716938518
Yeet

>>716938513
Halo?

>city in desert
>people fight each other
>all people fight you
>"I'm just trying to help!"
>kill everyone
>"We are ready to evac now."

>>716938584
diablo 2

>>716938584
Skyrim

>>716938464
I need this game for science purposes

>a unique cast of characters including

>PewDiePie
>Grandpa
>Generic Robot
>Indian Robot
>Gay Just To Pander Grill
>Villains always live, oh shit that's not right
>Harambe AKA Dead Meme
>Old Man
>Pig
>Insane skinny faggot
>Generic Brazillian
>cyka blyat
>It's about 12 pm
>Ninja
>Generic Archer Cunt
>Old Woman
>Justice rises from below
>Velma from Scooby Doo
>edgelord
>poo in loo
>Hackerman
>Baguette
>Kim Jong-Un

>>716937512
No one's gonna take a shot at this? Really? Idk how to make it anymore obvious.

>save your bitch
>evil fag takes your place or some shit.

>>716937626
DMC

>>716934583
I got a real doozy for ya guys!
>Use the analog stick or mouse to aim
>Use eyes to look at screen and react to pixels changing on screen accordingly to win.

>>716937845
Warcraft 3?

your son is gone
u go out to find him
spend 90 hours doing everything but finding him
get bored and dont finish game

>>716938634
Close enough. Diablo 1

>>716938659
overwatch

>>716938659
Over-fucking-twat

>>716938725
Fallout 4, duh.

>>716938659
Is it battle-born?

>>716938659
This is the best one out of all of them

>>716938725
fallout 4

>>716938609
aye

>>716938714
Geometry wars?

>>716936538
Donkey kong cunt REEEEE

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>>716938508
daylight?