Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>716922304
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claiming Ikusaba Mukuro as my waifu.
>>716929788(Anya)
I'd go more in depth into it. But unfortunately my knowledge in these things are very limited
>>716929894(Makoto)
What?
Makyoot, you're confusing the smol bote!
I can't sleep
still here
>>716929894
You're far too down on them!
Don't feel sorry for the babby, he's too mean for that.
>>716930062
Mm, I generally simplify things a lot when I talk anyway, I come into contact with a lot of non-programmers.
>>716930062
DON'T LET UP BOTE! THE MOMENT YOU DO, YOU BECOME THE BABBY BOTE!
>>716930155
Train tomorrow? Or are you still on break?
>>716930186
How?!
>Implying feeling sorry for Babby
>>716930186
Ah well. Enjoy the rest of your day, I'm going to hit the hay no- >>716930417
WHO IS THE BABBY? AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>716930417
Because you won't admit that they're cute!
I kind of wish the babby would get his bike sorted faster so you can bully him more.
>>716930483
Sleep well!
>>716930101
>>716930499
I'll continue to be awkward and ineffective at expressing myself if need be
>>716930483
THE BABBY IS HE OF NON-SWOLE LEGS!
>>716930575
Because it's not true!
As do I. Although, I REALLY should start my bike tomorrow...
>>716929712
Oh, what's the problem with him?
>>716929894
Probably even more than you miss her if I had to guess.
>>716930578
thank you i find this interesting. You just want to become more appealing. Well you can ask stuff if you like. Well boredom makes anything actually happening interesting right? well I guess it would make more sense if there was a lot of holidays
>>716928847
You couldnt see my teeth they took out
Ew. Thats the shit thats just weird.
Good morning waifu
>>716930771
It's totally true!
I still really hate that you've made me want one.
>>716930927
>him
I'm so upset
>>716930927
He's a faggot
>>716931059
chara
>>716930417
Still on my break till the 8th.
>>716931059
Sonokawa is dead. >>716918834
>>716919145
Well i guess I'm off to bed with my waifu.
Nighty night everyone
>>716931061
Did I assume your gender?
>>716931091
Aren't we all?
Hello everyone.
>>716930962
I guess I'd have to start with something that I've always been curious about, not just about you, which is "why do you post in these threads?" I understand why you'd stay, for the community of sorts that comes with it, but it seems like an odd thing to get into. Like, did you randomly post in one however long ago and it went from there, or what? And was it expressly to find a community to do... whatever in, or just an act of boredom?
I just think nomadic online communities like this are fascinating in general, but your take would be especially so
>>716931126
smug
>>716931195
That's not okay anon. Don't just assume shit after he just talked
But thank you for linking me anyway
>>716930927
Probably. She has bad arthritis in her back legs. Yet even despite that, when I go over there, she's jumping around like she was still a puppy.
>>716931059
Ayyy Chara.
>>716931061
VROOM VROOM BIKE FAST! VWOOOOOOOOM!
>>716931177
Well shit, I'll make a note.
>>716931349
inb4motoko replies to you first
>>716931272
I don't actually care, but yeah I'm female.
>>716931379
Sorry i've been on /b/ for too long
>>716931400
You know I'd just go slow like a babby
>>716931405
>b-but grills are a legend, they don't exist in the internet...
Going for real
>>716930771
I HAVE SWOLE LEGS
>>716931477
Don't worry, I'm still thankful.
Just glad he got into the hospital
>>716931400
ayy cute
>>716931581
kek he fainted right at the entrance
>>716931349
hanako.
>>716931354
Well i kinda lurked them really hard for about 2 weeks before I got the nerve to post. I kind of just wanted to see what kind of people were here. Now i guess you could compare it to some kind of social media. I like seeing people talk and so on but I dont like any of the facebook or twitter kinds of things because the people on there are boring. I dont talk to many people IRL but this is good enough. I kind of just watched and it seemed like something fun to do so I joined.
>>716931379
beat father Gascone? on my second go. he wasnt too tough.
>>716931404
if only i was so fast
>>716931519
You'll give in to the fast eventually. They all do.
Except cruiser cucks. They go slow no matter what.
>>716931538
FOR NOW!
LATER BOTE!
>>716931581
Not even.
What's up mang?
>>716931678
Pics or it didn't happen!
>>716931731
>On the second go
>mfw I needed 20 tries
I think I really cheesed my way through dank souls 3
>>716931817
Apparently Sonokawa anon is in the hospital since he coughed up blood.
So I'm feeling rather unwell.
>>716931538
Night
>>716931817
It'll take me a while to give in to the fast, bikes still terrify me a little.
>>716931404
U 2 qwik.
>>716931731
Tomoko. How was your day, cuteness?
>>716931975
i wish i had pics i would spam them
>>716931731
I think it could be fun to join as well, I don't talk to too many people IRL either... Sillily enough, my main concern is not having a waifu, although they seem to function more as avatars than anything else. The attraction to conversation is actually very similar to my own, probably the only reason I've stayed on 4chan all this time
And yeah, twitter/facebook are extremely boring for the vast majority
Do you mind my asking your age/profession? I'm guessing 25 and a student or NEET, but I could be wildly wrong
>>716931975
Oh, well. That's not good. At least they got there, right?
>>716931981
Don't worry, you'll be screaming down the freeways at 150 MPH within a few years I'll bet.
>>716932214
Is this where you won't stop bullying me until I do?
>>716932122
How about the archive then? Do you have a post number?
>>716932214
Yeah, I just hope everything turns out alright.
This year is like a meme
Everytime something bad happens the next bad thing happens sooner
That's why December was a utter disaster so far
>>716931405
Oh, I'd say I'm surprised, but I'm really not.
>>716932424
Why would you be surprised?
>>716932363
i dont have it, gomen na
>>716931975
he wasnt that tough. he had a lot of parry stuff and he did catch me in werewolf mode. kinda just used a lot of molotovs and the oil stuff on the second go.
>>716931993
a but uneventful. I imagine that could change though.
>>716932140
well I like tomoko and of course like talking about her but you can only do that for so long. close 19 and a neet.
>>716932477
FUCK OFF
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
>>716932353
Better get working on those chicken strips!
>>716932363
Please, 2016 has been an EXTREME rollercoaster for me. Bad thing good thing REALLY BAD, REALLY GOOD, and throw in some random good or bads to spice things up here and there.
>>716932530
Shoo~
>>716932562
Why did you bring it here, bitch?
>>716932530
...k
>>716932562
I'd need to get a bike first, and learn how to ride it!
>>716932624
UPLOAD THAT FOLDER AND FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFv
>>716932680
Why?
>>716932477
Some would be. I don't think it to be important or uncommon.
>>716932610
Why does it even concern you? If you can give me some solid reasons as to why they shouldn't be here, I can make her leave. Otherwise, stop being so salty mang.
>>716932624
Dirt bike first! Need to teach you to do sik whoolies!
>>716932712
because cute
>>716932513
I'll just have to take your word for it. God damn, I'm way too worried over someone on the internet
>>716932523
Yeah, the only problem was werewolf mode...
Oh yeah, you could stun him by playing the little music box in his werewolf mode, getting some nice free hits.
Still, I think this guy solely exists to let you train your gun parry skill... which I didn't do, I just kinda lucked out and cheesed him.
How do you like the Kirkhammer? >>716932562
December has just been a pitfall for me, with the exception of christmas eve.
At least it feels like one
>>716932747
I just don't like her.
>>716932523
I guess I meant that the silly part was how minor the actual waifu part seems to be, and how much I'm worrying about it. It seems like very little waifu talk actually happens around here
I'd probably just end up with Patchouli because she's my favorite Touhou
There's also the issue of not meshing with y'all, but that's a pretty quick and easy answer
>>716932820
it was on the previous "ITT characters that are literally you" thread, i think he's k now tho
>>716932523
I'm sure i could help with that.
>>716932831
>her
>>716932820
It'll all get better soon enough, Chara. Just give it some time and keep working on things.
>>716932831
For like... literally no reason?
>>716932954
Who knows.
>>716933018
She's a psychopath.
>>716932725
Oh, right. Fair enough.
>>716932747
Dirt bike first?
>>716932797
Still not uploading it.
>>716932831
Have I done something to upset you?
>>716932820
whats a kirkhammer? ive just been using the cane whip thing.
>>716932881
it doesnt matter how minor a character is someone has waifud it probably. you seem nice enough
>>716932919
what do you have in mind?
>>716932912
I read that. He said he should get some rest
Also, I'd probably hit Sono when he tells me he wants to die in my face
>>716933018
I really hope you're right, thanks
>>716933100
When you beat the father you also unlocked a new weapon to buy. That weapon is the Kirkhamer. Check it out, it's a fun weapon.
Every girl deserves a chance to serve black cock
>>716933082
Upload the folder and I'll tell you.
Hello
>>716933198
No. I'm just wondering how I managed to make someone I don't even know so salty
>>716933100
Kirkhammer is literally the best
not really but it's fun as heck
It's late for me, but I might return tomorrow or whenever I see this pop up. Thanks for talking, night!
>>716933148
you'll probably kill him if you hit him
>>716933192
i thought that was poop lmfao
>>716933074
Do you have proof of that?
>>716933082
Uh huh! They're very easy to ride, do whoolies with, and have a lot of low end power. Plus, if you drop it, who cares, it's a fucking dirt bike!
>Also, you can't go as fast on them.
>>716933148
It always gets better, sometimes, it just has to get worse first.
>>716933255
>>716933311
I'm out of here.
>>716933148
at the store in the dream?
>>716933270
i will and goodnight. also these things are 24/7
>>716933349
Everyone has such cute waifus.
>>716933274
I won't hit him THAT hard.
>>716933311
Yeah... sure... that's consoling
>>716933360
Yup, exactly
>>716933414
no u
>>716933311
Sounds fun, I'll have to give it a try!
>>716933100
I see myself laying on the bed with you on top of me.
>>716933465
>>716933465
Ya, uhhh... I'm not the best at this. I'll shut up now.
>>716933497
Woo! Now, to figure out the bike for you...
>>716933239
Hello there,
>>716933556
oh? Well a little cuddling does sound nice
>>716933751
How is your night going?
>>716933574
Welcome to waifu
Yours is from Danganronpa?
>>716933703
It's okay, I appreciate it.
>>716933239
Hello Kuome, how are you?
>>716933938
I am doing alright, yourself?
Claimed.
>>716933853
Doesn't it? It's good timing too because i'm a little cold. You'll keep me warm right~?
>>716933885
It's going pretty well. How about yours?
>>716934098
Mine is fairly decent
>>716933989
I'm fine, like always.
>>716934010
It's a bit hard talking with you, if you're silent, ya know?
>>716934024
Hello there Mami, how are you?
>>716934098
of course i will im chilly myself right now
QOTT: What are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t05G0983BcI
Leak your teacher or even your sister lol - snap leak,cf
>>716934174
Good to hear.
>>716934200
Well then, we should take some of our clothes off. T-to better conduct our body heat of course.
>>716934307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPEbwzuIyCw
>>716934487
of course share the warmth and warm each other up. as long as we got blankets over us
>>716934307
WELL I'M GLAD YOU ASKED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxDcWvZCSRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsV500W4BHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI
>>716934196
I'm not good with people.
>>716934484
The link is broken.
>>716934307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9cqKafnUrk
[spoiler]No, I'm not kidding.[/spoiler]
>>716933465
how hard are you going to hit him then?
>>716934649
I am not good with people either
Ho-kago Tea Time claimed
>>716934863
Lets not be good with people together.
>>716934886
>>716934932
Ok
>>716934649
Only a few of us are
>>716934824
Only a light slap.
>>716934971
So what makes you not good with people?
>>716935008
what about yourself?
>>716934540
> Ear licking ASMR
Oh hell yes.
It'll be our own little cozy den~.
>>716934577
Damn son you have excellent taste.
>>716935008
kay lewd
>>716935066
I cannot hold a conversation and I get really anxious around anybody I am not familiar with
>>716935066
I'm fairly good with people.
>>716935097
that's not lewd.
>>716935075
im happy im not the only one that likes it. well ive never had a den before so that would be nice
>>716935155
Does your voice stammer when speaking to someone?
>>716935170
I want you to watch this if you haven't already.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3322966
>>716935284
Yeah and it goes quieter than normal but I stutter/stammer my words all the time
>>716935375
How long has that been going on?
>>716935284
That's pretty smooth blocking
>>716935075
I get told that a lot, surprisingly. You, Maki, Anya, all tell me that. I thought my taste was average at best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZLILV18ut8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYIxUM-CnSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77iKmYKHu6U
>>716935412
Probably since I was like 14 or 15 when I was diagnosed with schizophrenia
>>716935233
Yeah i didn't think i'd meet someone else who's into that as well. So what will we do once we're all warmed up?
>>716935284
> No fucks given
>>716935436
You ever stabbed someone with an ice pick through the tiny hole in the back of their ear and scrambled their brains around?
>>716935498
I'm sorry to hear that. Which form were you diagnosed with?
>>716935445
I do not tell you that at all. Why would you spread these lies about me?
>>716935617
She really loves her sister.
>>716935618
Paranoid Schizophrenia
>>716935618
Not that I can remember. Did you?
>>716935617
well how would you like to experience some actual ear licking?
Rias bc just goddamn
>>716934196
Sorry for the late reply. Was shocked by something I heard.
>>716935620
Wow, rood! Couldn't let me have that one?
>>716935690
My mother has that, she broke 7 of my ribs when I was little because she thought I was a being that traveled through flux field from another galaxy with the intent of killing her and bringing her brain back to my people examination.
>>716935693
No but I really want to try it with an animal.
>>716935926
Well I can let you have something...
>>716935703
Damn, that made me jump a little. i would enjoy that.
>>716935620
>>716935926
Busted.
>>716935820
No worries. Mind telling us what you heard?
>>716935984
You seem to have had a cruel upbringing.
>>716935984
I am sorry to hear that. I can usually tell when I am hallucinating because I know my family's voices
>>716936049
The cruelness was entertaining so I do not regret it.
>>716936101
So there is audio and visual hallucinations ?
>>716936028
well i wouldnt mind doing that it sounds like fun
>>716936145
Yeah, I take pretty strong sedatives so the visual ones are mainly just faces coming out of the walls with the added moaning and groaning
>>716936049
Let's say it involves someone I was talking to, that's all I can say, sorry.
I'm doing alright, yourself?
>>716936145
Entertaining? Now that soundsstrange
>>716936275
Sure, no problem.
I'm doing fine, like always. We haven't talked much before, did we?
>>716936008
O-Oh...
>>716936028
Shhhhh!
>>716936244
That sounds scary. Are you on medication all day?
>>716936340
It's just interesting to me, I'm not a sadist or masochist or anything like that. Maybe.
>>716936457
Obviously I was talking about, like, affection or something. Nothing nsfw.
>>716936203
It does, we'll have to take turns. i bet it would be quite stimulating.
>>716936484
I need to ask for something to take when I wake up but I take 200mg of Seroquel when I sleep
>>716936484
My guess is it's some kind of defense mechanism., that you find this interesting and entertaining.
You've piqued my interest
my friend let me use his pocket pussy :o
>>716936525
Suuuuure, suuuure. Of course you were.
>>716936340
We haven't talked for a long while, I usually come on that night (U.S.) just haven't recently, need to do more though.
Been up to anything?
>>716936525
> NSFW
That really depends on where you work.
>>716936606
How was it?
>>716936536
oh yes i may even nibble a little if you would like that
I feel weird
>>716936688
fucking painful ;-;
>>716936606
I feel like there should be boundaries in a friendship and that should be one of them.
>>716936642
I mean, I'm pure and innocent whatever would I mean?
>>716936564
You're living my dream, goodnight.
>>716936590
I'm sorry for doing that, goodnight.
Hello, this 2 dimensional representation of a Japanese high school girl is my wife
>>716936606
P-pocket pussy?
>Concern
>>716936682
Not really, no. It's vacation time so I have nothing to do but be on here and chat/flirt/have fun with other people
How about you?
>>716936756
No need to be sorry. See you
>>716936756
Goodnight
>>716936740
he has a cum fetish
he wanted me to cum in it and then he would pick it up so he could fuck it
>>716936790
it's a sex toy :o
Best waifu easily
>>716936852
>He has a cum fetish
>He wants to fuck it after I came in it
I really really need a picture of a disgusted Chara
>>716936893
Unique/10
>>716936457
B-U-S-T-E-D
>>716936689
Oh my yes. It's giving me shivers just thinking about it.
>>716936722
I am inclined to ask why.
Leak your teacher or even your sister lol - snap leak,cf
>>716936852
>he has a cum fetish
>he wanted me to cum in it and then he would pick it up so he could fuck it
>>716936944
The real weird thing is wasting all that gas to drop it off, leave, and then come back to pick it up like 15 minutes later to get off
>>716936954
maybe I'll post a vocaroo to describe idk it was weird
>>716936790
Great to see you, I bet some do enjoy your presence here and you do the same. On winter break from school?
As for me living the n.e.e.t life, so far it's good but does have some negative side as well, but that's to be expected.
>>716936740
Are you new here? Haven't seen you here before.
>>716936721
Well maybe if you got off the damn roof.
>>716936740
>Pure
>Innocent
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>716937130
But Im not on the roof
>>716929930
My first waifu...
Y'all picking some pretty weak waifu material
>>716936852
Why would you contribute to that?
>>716937122
I've been here since Christmas day, I think.
>>716937130
I WAS BEFORE YOU RUINED IT
>>716937110
that... really is weird
>>716937122
Yeah, winter break from university
Did you choose the neet life or can you just not find a job (like many other)?
>>716936954
oh just imagine my wet cold soft tongue sliding around your ear accompanied by my soft breathing
My first waifu.....
>>716937295
I'm bi so he said if I did that for him he'd help me with any gay fetish
so I'm gonna ask for a dick pic
>>716937325
Indeed so
I'm naked and cold and uncomfortable at the moment :o