Ausfag military fag here. Got a chance to speak to a group of

>>716921248
They are stupid and were just talking shit.

>>716921248
a little b tard like you is easy to fill with shit, he probably told his mate later that day and they all laughed of you

15 guys?sounds a bit sketchy to me.

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>>716921248
i dont think some Ausfags with their .22s could take away my FREEDOM

>>716921356
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>>716921543
Im sure they probably do beat their chests and talk themselevs uo as they are the best soldiers the country has to offer.

However what makes you guys doubt them?
If you have heard of some of the things they have done you might be less skeptical.
Dont forget these guys are the best of the best, could most definitely sneak into your house in broad daylight and kill everyone before anyone even realised what was happening.

>>716921248
They're working for the government and have access to networks of people and military secrets, what do you expect?

50% of chance it's pure horse manure
50% of chance they tried to gauge your reaction by substituting the truth with half truths to see if you'd join or anything

They probably have way more than 8 dudes and some worldwide shady connections

The world is crazy small, it's insane

>>716921248
Don't you all regularly succumb to spider bites, shark attacks, and koala std's? And you think you can overthrow you own govt?

>>716921823
>15 guys
>taking over a whole country
>Taking over the US
>2-3 weeks
no

>>716921823
the thugs are known shit stirrers man. dont take anything they have to say as gospel.

What unit are you in? How long you been in?

>>716921867
15 dudes*

they would be dead in 15 mins. SAS guys are fucking stupid

>>716921823
Scandinavian militaryfag here, I doubt Australia has less than 100 spec ops soldiers, so please tell me how 15 would manage to overcome all their colleagues ? They lose so much resources by going against protocal

Nah. Both countries are too big. Merida is especially way too fucking big. 15 dudes might be enough to stage a successful coup, but they wouldn't be able to keep control in the ensuing chaos.

Even if they somehow did, international and UN forces would be carpet bombing them into the dirt within weeks.

>>716922111
Nice full house nigger

>>716921867
They have hundred as far as i know, but only operate in small teams.

Even as a guy in the army its surprising how little we actually know about them.

They mentioned a few key points of the operation would include, shutting down all the major powergrids, disorientating/ all the major military bases/ airports, making hostages out if the major players in government.

I am going to try out to join them one day, no where near fit enough yet.
If i quit during training im never allowed to retry so im gonna wait a year or so before im at peak physical fitness. Even then theres 90% chance ill fail

>>716922111
checked, and this
>>716922183
Also this

>>716921248
I'm a Marine and you are inferior. Check em.

>>716922377
Probably, im just shitty infantry atm.
However SASR is better than gay frogmen

why don't they take out iran or a similar shit tier country if they can take out aus in 8 days?

>>716921248
The entire Australian military couldn't take over the U.S. In 2-3 hundred years. You're insane. This is the same Military force that lost one battle to itself and another to Emus.

>>716922225
Go ahead, if these guy's hidden motives are to legit fight corruption and shady groups of ppl, then i'm all for it

But on the other hand, what led the conversation to them telling you that?

Also, if i was you, i'd either won't mention anything else.. Cause, you know... Threads are monitored huh?

>>716922111
God damn, trips? Last time I posted I got sixts, feelsgoodman

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>>716921823
Yeah australia is a big country how would they pull off a operation that extreme, with only 15 men

>>716922526
It's dub-trips aka a full house you niggerfaggot

Go suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's ass

>>716922579
Idk man, like i said they didnt tell me the details and they could be shit talkers, but it doesnt seem to implausible...

I mean yeah, australia is huge but fuckin most of it is just shitty desert.
All the major cities and shit are close to the coast.

>>716922519
Kek

>>716922674
who? stay irrelevant newfag

>>716921248

>15 guys taking over a country

somebody has been watching way too many movies

go back to fantasy land

>>716922538
I was there lol

>>716922225
States are sovereign entities. They could hold every single federal personnel in existence and it wouldn't make, say, Texas, surrender. Hitting major bases would only slow down the active army. States would call up the national guard (militia) and you'd be fucked. You would have to hit thousands of power plants. Not to mention a majority of the population is armed and ready.

>>716922731
But it's big as in, 15 men is nothing compared to their special forces

>>716922731
Thats exactly what i was thinking would they only focus on the city part, or other parts, the world may never know...

>>716922524
They dont have any motives, they are australian soldiers, why would they want to take over the country, they just said they all say around some beers one day and talked about it for shits n gigs.

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>>716922579
Well let me tell you story of how I took over as truly a in 2 days with 2 men
>be me 19
>decide I want to rule continent
>start of with the shittiest one
>grab a pistol shaped pineapple
>hold leader at gunpoint
>"oi aussie you can't have a shoot you Mc killing machine here"
<fuck you
>he signed me into office
>mom said something about emu eggs for dinner
>quit office and cone home
>gg easy I won

>>716923023
Good point

>>716922937
They ARE the special forces

>>716922519
You should Google "operation cottage"
Americans lost 300 men in one battle against nobody

>>716923194
Wow. Interesting. Can you go into more detail about when your mom was making eggs?

>>716923194
Literally the best story ever, thank you kek

>>716923220
I know you fucking idiot, and if 15 out of their total special forces count left, they would be fucking raped in return. They're not allowed to act on their own

>>716922731
>SASR
>48 KIA in 50 years
>been in 1/100th of the engagements SAS have seen
>been in 1/1000th of the engagements of US special forces, seals, etc.

Unless he was talking about being able to suck off an entire country, the dude was yanking your chain or just full of piss.

>>716923334
>300 men in 1943 = All of US Millitary in 2016
wrong

>>716922515
Idk man im not the one making the decisions.
And neither are they, they are a bunch of bad ass motherfuckers, but still at the end of the day just soldiers, taking orders.

>>716923549
Way to miss the point faggot.
That has nothing to do with what I said.

>>716922377
U.S. marine? I've always felt you guys were kinda like the German SS. Or uk paras, or ffl, or calibriani.

A counties second army. The fanatics

>>716923334
>operation cottage
>300 casualties: American and Canadian combined
>killed by mines and friendly fire
>no special forces involved
>World War II battle

I think you stumbled into a different conversation than you thought you were entering.

>>716923400
Doesnt matter how many Ops they've conducted.

Ever hear about Linda Norgrove?
UK aid worker captured by taliban, Navy Seals tasked with rescuing her?

If you are too lazy to google ot ill tell you what happened;

Frogmen chucked a grenade through door and killed her.

>>716923360
You see, when we fought the emus we couldn't win cause no gunz so we resorted to taking the eggs so they can't have more. Any ways she's cooking them for an hour over a fire with shells and all. And if we're lucky we might get some salt

>>716923888
Maybe you should look at the post I replied to you moron.

>>716923969
>Doesnt matter how many Ops they've conducted.
It does when you compare it to their shitty frag rate.
>Frogmen chucked a grenade through door and killed her.
Nigger, that literally has nothing to do with whether SASR could take over a country. Is English your primary language, son?

>>716922579
How could they when they lost to emus?

>>716924237
Maybe you should figure out that 300 American and Canadian soldiers killing each over over an icy rock 72 years ago has zero bearing on US force readiness now. Why don't you talk about the casualty rate at The Alamo while you're at it, shitskin.

>>716922524
>stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>716923400
Hurr Durr muh squids
>Or, to narrow things down just a bit to do a statistical comparison - the SEALs. There have been about 63 SEALs killed due to combat action since 9/11

>>716924487
The emu war was 84 years ago, dafuq you on about mate

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>>716924316
You steal not kill. Killing eggs is easy
They are also sold in anal beads

>>716924523
Might be wrong but i remember hearing some shit about a SEAL being killed by an angry woman in a road rage incident.
>murica

>>716924487
You can't seriously be this retarded.
Get angrier though you dumb fuck

>>716924523
Does that include the ones that died from helicopter malfunction?

>>716924757
Muh murican speshal 4ces to good

>>716924773
Didn't specify, but it did state killed in combat so I'd assume otherwise.

>>716924677
He still doesn't understand that's what the post was referring to.

He assumed his freedoms were being insulted so went immediately into autistic rage mode

>>716924989
Typical murican, also op you combat or reserve
Aus Mech Cav here, also thinking about joining sf

>>716925071
You better be fit as fuck, physically and mentally my man

>>716922080

Coming from the idiot who doesn't know he difference between SAS and SASR

>>716925152
Working on physical at the moment, Planning on starting enlist in 2018, plenty of prep time

>>716925170
Tbh most people here probably dont even know what SAS or SASR stand for

>>716925265
Secret Awesome Soldiers obviously

1 American > all aussie fucks

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>>716923334
Not really relevant but damn this is some funny shit.

>>716925265

That's true, but if you're gonna call someone an idiot and then make a silly and incorrect retort like he did, then shit needed to be slung back at him

>>716923655
way to be a faggot, faggot

>>716925170
>The Special Air Service Regiment, officially abbreviated SASR though commonly known as the SAS, is a special forces unit of the Australian Army
herple derple derp

>>716925411
119 went missing on that island, just how

Rambo could do it alone!!! even drunk af! and with one hand on a fried beef leg!

This is the tread for recruitment to death for the great leader TRUMP? cool

>>716922225
by the time they traveled to the next point to damage the grid, the first poin would be back online. even with a thousand of them, they wouldnt be able to overthrow, an hold the US. and thats not even considering local cops and random rednecks shooting back

>>716926282
Look kids, he knows how to use google