shota thread but instead of shota it's actually a discussion about the new star wars movie
i rate it 7.5/10
was better than the last
but to be fair it wasn't very hard to be better than the last, that was just a rehash of the originals.
>>716919277
I havent even seen Force Awakens. I was never all that into Star Wars
MODS
>>716919707
i've only REALLY seen this one and the last
>>716919781
Shota's supposed to go on /b/.
>>716919786
Never watched the originals either? I watched the whole series a few months ago and they were alright.
>>716919945
i've seen parts of them
>>716919781
G O O D
E V E N I N G
confused anon.
>>716920025
g'day*
>>716920012
I wouldnt say you're missing much. But i'd still like to catch the last two.
>>716920093
If you live in upside down land maybe.
>>716920135
you like catching eh? :^)
>>716920260
>unironically living in the wrong hemisphere
literally why
Thought it sucked, to be honest. Was really looking forward to the first non-episodic and smelt trouble from the first when they cast Forest "Scene Chewer" Whitaker. Characters were flat, labeling for locations was unnecessary and inconsistent, JEJ sounds old af but he's still Darth so whatever, Tarkin and Leia were fucking great for a video game but next to real actors they looked fucking uncanny valley supreme. First two acts were boring as fuck but the third act was actually pretty good as far as action. Vader was badass but it's kind of hard to not make Vader a badass. Probably as competent as TFA, more so in some respects, but somehow even more shallow and it wasn't fun at all like TFA. I'm never going to get high and think "Rogue One would be a nice watch right about now."
>>716920397
the cgi tarkin was a tad creepy but leia looked fine to me
also no spoilers anon, don't be rude.
>>716920333
It's my preferred position
>>716920593
nice
>>716920491
Leia was I think a little better than Tarkin. She looked like a real person that had way too much makeup on. Idk what would've been a spoiler there that no one would've guessed from the trailer?
Forgot to mention, I'm usually not one to hate on fan service but the two guys from the cantina were out of place, as were 3PO and R2. AT-ST didn't make sense to have inside a dense city to me either.
>>716920333
>literally why
I was born this way anon
>>716920782
what part were the cantina guys in?
also yeah thought the scene with 3po and r2 was a bit silly but whatever
>>716920952
you've had chances to remedy this and you haven't.
>>716921053
When there in Jedah (not sure if I like the real world reference there or hate it) right after they arrive Jyn bumps into them and Spanish Han Solo is like "we're cool we're cool don't stop"
Not really sure how they lucked out to leave the city in the next two hours either.
>>716921053
>chances to remedy this and you haven't
waiting for my prince on a white horse to rescue me.
>>716921222
oh those guys were from the cantina in the original movies? never seen em so i didn't know
also spanish han solo kek
>>716921284
fix this.
>>716921432
>fix this
(???)
>>716921788
stop being a pansy faggot and fix it yourself
https://discord.gg/ew3fS
Cody appreciation chat.
>>716921432
Yeah. You should really give them a watch. I hate to be mainstream pleb but Empire is probably the best of the series (and the original GL fucked up the least with CGI). ROTJ is overrated imo but still watchable. Better than the prequels and I'd say better than TFA for Luke/Vader scenes. Ewoks are fucking atrocious if you didn't like them as a kid, though.
>>716921974
but not having watched star wars makes people angry at me and it's funny
>>716922027
makes you think
>>716922084
Free boys are so cute.
Some thing about them.
>>716922084
Fair enough. TFA was probably way better to you in that case, since it's basically a Star Wars paint by numbers.
>>716922275
they're v cute
>>716922301
yeah i know enough about the originals that when i saw TFA it seemed familiar
Hello Shota friends.
I liked Rogue One. It was cool seeing the Death Star be more than a simple planet killer.
>>716922544
yeah instead it was a things-on-planets killer lmao
>>716922544
I also liked K4. Made me think of Kane the wrestler the way he beat people up.
>>716922609
Anyone else notice that the one general mentioned early in the film that they thought it could kill planets and then was fucking flabbergasted when it killed the sandnigger city?
>>716922773
>K4
??????
i don't recall that from the movie.
>>716922776
movie characters are all stupid
>>716922353
Sousuke is so cute and handsome I'd marry him in an instant.
Big or little <3
>>716922979
you can't marry little boys because they're PURE you faggot.
>>716922544
Evening~
Can I ask you something btw?
>>716923025
>can't marry little boys
I can propose damn it.
>>716922959
I thought that was the name of the droid?
>>716923074
Sure what's up?
>>716923212
not
pure
>>716923223
that was K-2SO
I was kind of bored. Call me a child (no pun intended in this thread) but it just isn't SW without the Force, lightsabers, etc. The ending scene with DV was great.
>>716923223
I've always been curious, how old are you anon?
Doesn't have to be super specific.
Of course you don't have to answer either.
>>716923354
>no force
the force was with him and he was with the force and the force was with him, though.
>>716923285
You don't have to understand our love.
>>716923451
it's WRONG
hi
>>716923524
hi
>>716923502
feels right tho
>>716923358
All I will say on the subject is mid twenties.
>>716923581
you are scum
>>716923524
Who are these boys? What are they from?
>>716923645
good day, u?
>>716923524
c u t e
hello anon
>>716923653
i have no idea but holy heck its cute
if u find out please tell me so i can watch the show
>>716923705
am doing ok. just bored
>>716923604
Ok!
Thanks
>>716923285
Interesting. I have no idea where I got K4 from then.
>>716923805
i'm constantly bored
>>716923861
pulled it out of your ass like most things :^)
>>716923625
>>716923447
That was bordering on cringe-levels at maximum.
>>716923931
interesting art style
>>716923935
i mean it was an interesting concept, just kind of a short lived one.
>>716923918
Could be. Or I could be going crazy. One of the two.
On another note, why did they get rid of (you)s?
Post irl shota
>>716924027
???????
i'm still seeing (You)s, anon.
Briefs? Speedos?
>>716924035
That'll get the thread 404'd.
>>716923918
we shouldd find somethin to do!
well, cuteposting is good enough for me
I like all Star wars movies(besides what little I've seen of the holiday special)
My fave is either RotS or RotJ
My least favorite is AotC (most of the first half is boring. It gets better when Count Dooku shows up tho)
>>716924141
what are you implying there, anon?
>>716924186
holiday special is undoubtedly the best.
>>716924204
implying?
im not sure if i understand what ya mean
>>716924026
Yeah, I like aesthetic b o y s
>>716924077
I get dotted underlines instead of (You)s
my little brothers ass smells divine. every night after he falls asleep i press my nose up close and spend a good 5-10 minutes sniffing and stroking
>>716924283
Dipper is best shota
(Besides link anyway)
>>716924283
sounds like you're implying something lewd, anon.
>>716924287
>no vaporwave bf
feels そして // bad, man.
>>716924303
are you using some extension?
>>716924382
dipping sauce is cute af
>>716924445
Nothing that specifically effects 4chan.
>>716924534
odd
probably just gook moot being a faggot
>>716924496
very cute
how about a shota thread but it actually has good pictures
>>716924639
how about no
>>716924582
I'll fire up Chrome and see if that makes a difference.
>>716924672
I gathered that much
>>716924445
ǝ ʌ ᴉ l
ʎ ɥ ʍ
>>716924329
Details? Pics? (Pref not the kind that'd get this board 404d tho)
>>716924639
howa bout you post sum butt?
>>716924781
How about you neck yourself?
>>716924382
dipper is a qt
gon is best shota tho
>>716924445
am not!
ur the lood one for thinking that
>>716924751
as a joke, mostly.
>>716924772
he's 10 and sleeps on his tummy, he idol worships me and i always wonder if he knows I sniff it every night :( I wish I could eat it without fear of retribution
>>716924719
>tfw waiting for a (You) and then realizing I could give a (You) to myself.
>>716924582
hard to find a happy medium with the art style.
>>716924828
make me anon
>>716924907
off model dipper is best
>>716924891
>Still dotted lines
Guess it's not browser relasted.
>>716924772
>>716924871
>>716924891
Holy crap that's one cute butt
>>716925068
>it's another "paedophiles play along with other's creepy fantasies" episode
>>716924970
I've only got lewd and ss off model dips anon.
Sorry
>>716925094
Funny thing about the way that butt is propped up. Mitsui Jun didn't draw it that way purely for the sake of shota (well, aside from the erection) It sort of looks like that in the real game.
>>716925165
you are terrible
>>716925233
What game is it? Why is there a blatantly nude shota in a game I don't know about?
>>716925234
I'm not posting anything else.
No worries.
>>716925464
because japan isn't autistic about nudity like america is
>>716925466
get non-lewd off model dipper pics, anon. then i'll forgive you.
>>716925464
Breath of Fire 3 on Playstation 1. It's an old jrpg.
He's only a naked shota for a very short part, but he's still cute for quite a bit of the game.
>>716925570
I'll try.
>>716925652
try harder
>>716925570
Not all of America is so prude, Anon. I live in a nudist community (technically visiting right now coz college) and everyone is pretty chill about it. We don't fuck around with alcohol and nobody around here is openly gay either, though.
>>716925648
Thanks. Now that I think of it, I think I saw some really good Wangdangle art of him and link, but I didn't know he was nude in game!
>>716925888
yea good luck getting an american cartoon to feature a naked shota though
>>716925742
>>716925893
Check that game out if you're into rpgs. Ryu's cute, the game is fun, has a great soundtrack, and there's some feels.
>>716925888
Even in nudist colonies there's no cute openly gay people? WTH is wrong with the world!?
>>716925995
(You) too
>>716923653
>>716923805
Zetsuen no Tempest
>>716926041
>>716926141
>>716926125
Thanks!
>>716926125
!! thank u!
>>716925944
We have an ongoing cartoon airing locally here that has just that. Animation is only 6/10 but it's still pretty good. The kids around here dress just the same as everyone else, so nobody is very prude about the cartoon.
>>716926017
Well, there are lots of boys who might experiment, but they grow out of that phase. A lot of tourists are probably gay too.
>ywn
>>716926384
What's the cartoon called? I am curious.
>>716926384
What's the cartoons name?
>>716926588
speak for yourself
>>716926900
B A N T E R
C
U
N
T
>>716926601
>>716926799
It's a local show that is only televised here, so I'd rather not give that information away. I don't think you guys could find recordings online, but you could probably find my city from it.
>>716927012
I don't think anyone here cares about your city, especially enough to find you based on city alone. Cmon what's the name?
>>716926973
-_-
melbourne should be nuked
>>716927324
¦~§
>>716927427
the sad truth
a g e d o a k
&
f l i n t
>>716927285
Sorry mate. There are some stalkers out there and I don't want to risk being found out, especially considering this thread. The animation isn't lewd anyways, so most here wouldn't like it. It just has boys/girls 4-13ish in animated forme.
>>716927481
>>716927664
what did he mean by this
>>716927741
>>716927744
sweet ass candle I'm rocking
>>716927719
>There are some stalkers out there
Are you infamous anon?
>>716928043
i don't know what scent the candle i have on is because i took the label off
>>716928092
>not having it etched into the tin of the candle
You're a poorfag aren't you?
>>716928385
actually i'm a slut for high quality candles but yes this is a cheap one
>>716928440
That sucks.
Go treat yourself.
>>716928545
the issue is that most "fancy" candles just LOOK fancy, they actually burn like shit. at this point i should just research the science of candles and produce my own.
>>716927719
Do you suspect some others in your community also browse /b/?
>>716928606
I can tell you all about candles anon.
What do you want to know?
>>716928792
why are candles these days utter shit? i found some old candles recently and they burnt FANTASTICALLY, all the newer ones burn are terrible.
Why is everyone talking about candles all of a sudden?
>>716929183
shota threads have always actually primarily been about candles, potpourri, and incense.
and burning oils if you're that kind of faggot.
>>716928865
Well you need quality wax firstly.
Soy is good.
Wood wicks are good.
You also need quality perfume oil.
needs to be poured at a high high temp.
heat guns can be used to get out any bubbles or ugly marks in the pour.
candles are bad bc they use cheap wax and little to no oil.
most companies all use the same oils and mix and match them.
>>716929183
I used to do this for a living.
>>716929293
i've seen a few candles with wood wicks, thought it was pretty cool. where do i buy cheap non-shit candles?
>>716929433
You should make your own.
Banana Republic has nice ones. But you want to wait till they are on sale for half off.
All candles are over priced.
Wax melts are the worst though.
>>716929558
we don't have banana republic here
also what, buy all the wax, perfume, and shit in bulk and just make my own? how do you even know if a wax is good?
>>716929642
Just go on etsy or research sellers.
Soy wax is slippery as fuck.
you can melt it on the stove and pour it.
I'm sure you can get everything online.
My company used a lot of Chinese distributors for accessories.
local for wax
>>716929791
time to start a candle business
is this thread ded or what?
ye
Kik group?
ki(ll)k yourself group
>>716930422
queensland jihaf when
>>716930789
why?
>>716930923
worst state
>>716930967
any reasoning?
hf with the weather faggot
>>716931035
faggotry lives there
>>716931092
>faggotry
is this where the gays come from?
>>716931157
>>716931264
the person but that's also true, yes.
also i'm going out, fug u guys.
>>716927192
>>716931328
Ok see ya
>>716931450
fuck dropped image
What about this hotty?
>>716931738
Would smash
anyone interested in a story?
>>716931904
Hi OP. If you are the same ma'am that pointed me to d/GFD... Thanks :*
>>716932257
>>716932368
Hey anon, I'm lurking.
Did you find someone nice to play with?
>>716932627
>>716932771
>>716932627
Nope, but I found plenty of good stuff to entertain myself with :P now I'm at work, and I hope no one looks at my phone over my shoulder :P :P love these threads
>>716933024
post faster
>>716933024
>>716933067
Haha
Right?
Lots of good stuff <3
Try not to get a stiffy at work :3
>>716933139
>>716933166
>>716933258
>>716933293
>>716933166
Too late :3 most of these images are so good... I can't help it. Maybe I can hide in the toilet and rub one out :* but I doubt anyone would allow me. Even if I'm not currently wear my chastity cage, I still wait for peermmission like a good boy.
>>716933359
>>716933384
>>716933418
>>716933436
>>716933491
>>716933531
>>716933605
Sorry I couldn't finish guys...
Img limit hit :)
>>716933821
Damn! New thread, now!
Please?
>>716933937
I don't want to start another thread bc I'm like the only person posting.
>>716934037
I don't have anything on my phone, and I thank you immensely for these wonderful threads, because I love them so much! You make my life better :) stiffer, too, at least when I'm not locked :P
>>716934144
Np anon haha
I'm sure there will be another later but gotta wait for the other guys to get back on.
>>716934205
Now i may have a problem.. horny and surrounded by people. I click on a picture, immediately cover when a collegue moves or go somewhere. Damn! My heart pounding in my chest. What if they see? What if they notice the stiffy? How long since lunch pause? Woww this one image is really hot! Ohh~
>>716934515
where do you work anon?
>>716934718
Open space office, lots of screens shield my desk from people in front, but there's people behind me, too
>>716934912
lewd
just go fap in the bathroom
>>716935047
Y...Yes ma'am (is that still you?)
>>716935265
yup lol
go do it :3
pervert.
>>716935348
There's someone in there stall near me! I have to keep quiet! Hmmmmm... Opened my fav in other tabs so I can look at them better
>>716935549
I'm edging in the office bathroom, a hand over my mouth to shut any noise. People getting in and out to use other toilets. A... Are you still there? C... Can I cum, please?
>>716935817
>>716935549
just do it you perv!
also don't bump the thread anymore .
>>716933797
https://hitomi.la/galleries/905304.html
you're all welcome!
wow this thread went to shit after i left
i can't let you guys have anything nice
>>716938559
your mother
>>716938618
wew lad
she is a nice lady though, you're right.