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STAY RIGHT THERE MAN! Show me your singles and you are free

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STAY RIGHT THERE MAN!
Show me your singles and you are free
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All I have are dubs
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thank goodness I'm white
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>>716914411
Uh oh... Another police shooting incoming
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>>716914411
you're so sincere
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I dindu nuffin
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>>716913665
suck my trips
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what sems to b the problim ofcer?
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>>716913665
shit
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rip me
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Nigger
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Shit its the cops, play it cool
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i didnt do nuffin
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Gucci
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I have dubs please no shoot
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>>716913665
NO PROBLEM HERE OFFICER
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but i have tits officer
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Try me
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Cant lock a man up just for these dubs------->^
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here you go officer
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check em singles
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>>716916488
OH BOY WE HAVE A SHOTTIN HERE
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>>716916600
That makes 2 of us
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>>716916600
Another shottin
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>>716916600
karma is a bitch, double double here
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>>716916655
y-you t-too...
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>>716916655
THREE SHOTTINS!!
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>>716916488
>>716916600
>>716916655
wowowo stop what is this
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Ok
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But I'm driving while high, if I have singles, am I free to go?
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>>716916775
>>716916791
>>716916600
Where the fuck are my (you)'s
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>>716916877
no you fucking hippie
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it's fine. back down.
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NOBODY MOVE NOBODY GET HURT
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>>716916881
You get dots now bitch no more you's
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LEGALIZE WEED
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The fuck mang? Ain do nuthin mang. Ge' the Fuck away from muh car mang.
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>>716913665
here they are
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Yes sir!
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hey
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Ello occifer
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I hate white people they should all suck tiny asian dicks and then hang themselves on the Eiffel Tower or other tall structures i.e: My cock
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>>716913665
checkem
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Look at my dubs, and fuck off, fuckboy
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>>716913665
nothing to see here
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https://is.4chan.org/pol/1482992675718.jpg
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Is there a problem officer?
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>>716913665
here you are sir, good luck with the niggers
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Nothing to see here, officer
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>>716913665
No
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Right here offica
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Fuck the police
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>>716913665
SAVE ME
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Black Lives Matter
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>>716917266
Ded
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thank goodness i never roll dubs
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no problemo officer
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>>716913665
OK then
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Fuck yursel
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>>716913665

Y-Y-YES SIR... h-h-ere are my singles...

hehe..nothing ilegal here

*goes slowly for the dubs*
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>>716913665
fuck you cop we both human regardless of threads bitch
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>>716913665
Uh oh.
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What will trips do?
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Go ahead and shoot
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>>716913665
Ye
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>>716913665
the "War on dubs" was a ploy to incarcerate black people!
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im always single officer.
no worries
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>>716919666
OH SHIT
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>>716919666
Fugggg
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>>716919666
Calm down satan
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>>716919666
oh lawd
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hi, how are ya

nothing double here

just being

normal
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No dubs here mang
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WOAH CHILL MAN
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>>716913665
sorry
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>>716919666
Holy shit its a fuCKING NIGGER! SHOOT THE NIGGER!
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>>716919777
Nice trips
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>>716919777
wtf is going on
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>>716913665
*starts sucking barrel of gun*
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have a nice day officer
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chill, im white
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>>716913665
I did nothing wrong officer.
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>>716913665
Here, I'm innocent!
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>>716913665
H-here t-hey are s-s-sir
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Officer please
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what about trips officer?
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sir please i just want to go to bed
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>>716916655
triple kill
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>>716913665
No.
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I dindu nuffin mang
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Whew. Close call
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too bad im not white
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I'm a nigger
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Here faggot.
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Leave me alone!!!
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i only have singles to show officer
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check 'em, officer.
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I'm not black
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DUBS LIVES MATTER NIIIYQQQAAHHGG
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>>716921155
you kno he ded
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DON'T WORRY, I'M WHITE
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DON'T WORRY I'M WHITE
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Here you go officer
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>>716921277
You as well
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Take me down or I'll make Columbine look like a joke
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i like gay asshole
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Showing single
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>>716913665
Cuff me
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>>716913665
Ain't nun dubs here officer
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Okay.
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>>716913665
Fuck you.
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Go ahead and shoot me
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>>716921726
all watermelons should fear
fucking autistic usa
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>>716913665
prove me nigga
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Uh oh
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But, I have my license to own dubs right here.
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I swear I'm clean
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Ok
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Gigga Niggas be like
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>>716913665
cuff me lad
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is trips okay
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nah fam
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here u go sir
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Shieetttttt
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leave my trips alone tho
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>>716913665
here ya go (hope he doesn't see them)
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alright
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>>716913665
Fuck you pig!
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Go on then, pig, I am clean.
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i dindu nuffin
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>>716913665
O.k.
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I see no problem officer
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oy gevalt dont take my shekels
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>>716913665
I have information that will lead to hillary's arrest
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>>716913665
beebee dee dreeps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT8DNOLGVRY
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Nobody in Russia has that kind of wealth officer
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Fuk the police
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Don't worry officer, no gets here, only rare pepes
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>>716913665
Am I being detained?
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I'm fucked
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>>716913665
Ill eat yo ass stop playing this me
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>>716913665
Not if I shoot first officer
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>>716916294
I lol'd.
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>>716913665
k
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>>716913665
ok
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>>716913665
fuck niggers
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Fkuc the polise
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>>716913665
Ok
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Shit
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Oh shit son, its the feds, play it cool tho
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If dubs i fuck gf
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Boner
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>>716913665
triggered
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>>716913665
If dubs, I get some OC femanon tits before I go to jail...
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We don't need any trouble sir.
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i cant go back to jail here just take em
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Im sorry officer but i don't have doubles or associate with those who do
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FALSE ARREST!
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Fuck you pig
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If dubs everything will be ok
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Simple white man here.
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>>716913665
muh singles
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>>716913665
U got it man
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Please no dubs... and fuck I got dubs...
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>>716913665
I never get dubs anyway
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I'm black. Shoot me.
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but sir I'm just a law abiding african american
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nothing to see here sir im white
this is me on my seadoo i swear its mine i didnt steal it
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>>716913665
Nothing to see here sir
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easy
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No dubs. Only dreams now.
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take me away officer
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Ez pz
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>>716913665
Singles like shingles
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am I being detained. AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER? WHY AM I BEING PULLED OVER?
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>>716913665
Sure thing officer
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>>716927000
Nice trips
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Fuck you! My dubs will protect me
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dindu nuffin
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>>716913665
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here you are, officer
as you can see everything checks em
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Bitch
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>>716913665
Am i free to go or am i being detained?
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>>716928588
GET OUT OF THE V-HICKLE
DOWN ON THE GROUND
PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD
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>>716928783
oh tuck, officer! I swear those aren't mine! a friend must have left them!
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Hello, officer, mind letting me borrow that handgun of yours so I can shoot some niggers?
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>>716929257
>tfw no (You) now
fuck you gook moots
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>>716913665
I'm clean man
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You'll never take me alive!
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>>716913665
im a single sir.
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>>716914492
better call the cop.....oh wait
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>>716913665
oh sorry officer i was just enjoying some relaxing sexaphone
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>>716930009
We've got a violation. Code nigger
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>>716913665
alright
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is k
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Here's my singles officer.
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Np
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>>716913665
Shit...
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>>716913665
All i've got is quads
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>>716919716
Really got me dude.
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>>716913665
Just shoot me now
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>>716932512
Hey I lived
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>>716913665
Just passing through
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>>716913665
Check these trips nig
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Here they are officer
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fuck off popo
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>>716913665
ain't no dubs here boss man
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>>716913665

Ain't no dubs here
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>>716913665
inspect my 9
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>>716913665
Ayy, it's cool.
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yes officer
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>>716913665
Check em
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>>716935916
nice singles, you fat piece of shit

go steel some birthday cake or something
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>>716913665
free as can be cuz im white as f
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roll
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>>716936011
whittie get dubs and go 2 jail
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>>716913665
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I GOT TRIPS SO GOTTA GO FAST
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>>716914411
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>>716913665
officer pls
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>>716922677
People say he disappeared one night driving, may God have mercy.
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>>716923833
according to the report, sir, you are indeed a nigger as well
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>>716924088
shit he ded
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>>716913665
pls sir i dindu nuffin
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>>716930999
nice trips bro
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>>716934511
GET OUT OF THE VEHICLE NOW!
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST
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>>716913665
i didnt do nuffin
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>>716913665
Alright, here are my singles, don't fuck me up cop dicc
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>>716937144
you too, nigger
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XD how u gonna catch me over the internet lol ur dumb!
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What you gonna do about it, pig?
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>>716913665
oh um ok oofficer.
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what seems to be the problem, officer?
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>>716937533
SHIT I GOTTA RUN FROM THE POPO~!!!!
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This explains why I've never had a problem with law enforcement.
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Rollerino
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Sorry officer, my singles are here
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Bang bang
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>>716938500
Re-rolling to cover up no singles
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>>716938500
If quads, may you be safe
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>>716913665
No
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>>716938801
I HOPE YOUR HANDS ARE DRIED OUT LIKE THE OTHER NIGGERS, ON THE GROUND
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>>716913665
i got nothing to hide, officer
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>>716939086
Sorry for the mix up. Move along.
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Never take me alive
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Haha i knew you wouldnt take me
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im innocent
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>>716913665
k m8
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i got loads
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>>716913665
No dubs
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Officer Gomez reporting, I have permission to go.
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>>716913665
Oh shit. Run
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>>716919666
stay back! stay baaaaaaaack!
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>>716913665
Problem?
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>>716913665
cant touch this, officer. you have no proof
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im not black ty
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>>716913665

Here you go officer.
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I don't need to show you anything.
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>>716913665
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Funky fresh my officer.
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all is well officer
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ez
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Fuck you pig!
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Here you go SeƱor.
I no have dubs, you check
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>>716943800
Topkek forgot pic
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>>716913665
o-only singles sir
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Sorry officer! Whatever you need...
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>>716913665
Check em
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fuck off i'm my own boss

>>716944519
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here they are sir
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>>716913665
always
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too bad i have been gettin dubs since you was a kid man

check em
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here they are my good officer
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They're in my glove box, I'm reaching for them verrry slooowly. No sudden moves.
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>>716913665
what seems to be the officer, problem?
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>>716943818
dont be racist bro
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i can't do that

>>>>>>get
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>>716913665
fuck off
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