I just accidentally shot my gun in the house and now my wife

>>716907091
Don't mix guns and alcohol? You're lucky you didn't kill yourself.

I have no advice as I'd be pretty pissed too. Just apologize and buy her something she likes I guess.

>>716907335
this
you fucking idiot
always double triple check the chamber before dry firing.

its very important to always know the EXACT condition of the weapon in case you need to actually use the motherfucker

>>716907091
I smell bullshit, but dont play with firearms, especially when you're drunk. But i guess you're to fucking braindead to know that.

Yeah. You're right. It wasn't as much the alcohol as it was just not paying attention. I just don't know if I should blame it on the alcohol (which wasn't as much of a factor) or tell the truth that I was being an idiot and handling the gun like a toy.

>>716907091
Shouldn't be dry firing to begin with, but I'd get it fixed and admit that it was an honest mistake.

>>716907091
shit happens. every american has a few bullet holes in the wall/roof

I wish it were bullshit. I feel like a fucking moron and I've owned guns for years. I was just going through the motions while watching tv.

>>716907091
>drinking and handling a firearm
HOO BOY don't let /k/ see this

>>716907988
i have never had a ND and i dry fire my guns regularly when on the computer doing shit. Muscle memory and all that helps. Which is exactly why i am constantly checking my chamber. i check it so much i have to often throw out the chambered cartridge due to wearing the round out from the brass checks. but as far as i see it its better to check constantly and have to throw out a few rounds here and there than to risk a ND/AD

>>716908162
>durr dry firing is bad fo da gunz! i saws it on the youtoobz!
go to bed, kiddo

Buy a safe online. A good one and take her out some place nice. A party get together with friends.

Explain you dun goofed and then let her vent and get on with it. Fuck her hard in the late noon. It's a dominance fuck. You have to teach her you are going to be a man and that she enjoys you being one. And that you care about her opinions but not enough to ask.

Fix the wall before you go to bed. Or move pots in front of it.

Ask /k/ to help you find the safe.

>>716908303
its especially useful with DA guns. trying to locate that sweet spot on the trigger so it only needs minimal travel to break as if it was in SA

>>716908185
this.

She just seemed like such a fucking mom when she came out to "discipline" me. It kind of pissed me off, but I was being an idiot so I guess it was fair.

I guess I will patch the holes and take her somewhere nice. That'll probably be the easiest fix.

>>716908984
did she spank you??

>>716909104
prime rib @ golden corral

>>716909123
I wish. She just acted like a cunt. lol

>>716907936
You don't believe some retard on 4chan got drunk and shot a gun on accident...? Do you even know where you are?

>>716907091
How about you take some classes to reinforce your gun handling and trigger
discipline?

Option 2: Keep your guns at the gun range or someone elses place where you can't accidentally shoot your house up.

Option 3: Sell your guns. They are obviously just toys to you and you treat them as such. This makes you too dangerous to have a gun.

>>716909494
something tells me she's used to your shenanigans

>>716909607
AA classes

>>716909435
I do love a trip to that magical place. I'll have to wear my adjustable belt.

Surprisingly, she won't eat there. They were doing free dinner for veterans and she still wouldn't go. Maybe I should just divorce her..

>>716909641
To be fair, she is.

Pray to pepe that she doesnt use this in court one day. Bitches can spin anything to make you seem like a fuckin lunatic to get their way. Keep her happy or the divorce or impending prison sentence are imminent. And how about putting the gun away for awhile, the cold war is over m8.

>>716909785
nah, if she puts up with this sort of stuff and doesnt leave, she's a keeper. or crazy as fuck and you should run.

>>716909607
Well she likes guns as well, so she probably wouldn't let me get rid of them.

say you thought a shadow was a nigger who broke in and you were just trying to protect her.

>>716909607
all of these options are retarded.

>>716907091
Your life is going to go beautifully wrong.

>>716910076
Solid advice.

I think she just puts up with it because a majority of the time, I'm not retarded, but I have my days.

>>716907091
You should just kill yourself. If you're stupid enough to mix guns and alcohol you shouldn't be allowed to walk the streets with the rest of us and I certainly don't want you to reproduce.

>>716910158
DAMNIT! I wish I thought of this on the fly. -_-

>>716909742
>AA classes

Or just go whole hog and get a AAA membership.

Better yet, do a hero tonight so that she won't have to worry about your stupidity any longer.

>>716910430
>do a hero
like batman?

>>716910217
you forgot "completely fucking" before the retarded m8.

>>716910311
Dubs says this. But live stream it on Facebook so we can have a little entertainment of you ending your retarded self.

>>716907091
You should sell your gun. You're clearly not a responsible owner. How do you fuck up clearing your weapon? Why do you handle firearms while intoxicated? Would you get behind the wheel of a car drunk, too, you fucking dumbshit? It's not about how much damage actually happened, it's about what could gave gone wrong if you happened to be pointing it somewhere else.

Wake up early, go to home depot, patch up the dmg, paint it. apologize. c'est la vie

>>716910430
She's really be pissed if I were out fucking heroes all night.

Maybe I'll just kill myself.

My friend actually shot me by being a fucking idiot and having one in the chamber, thinking he was dry firing. Fucking moron. And you, fucking moron. And me, for still being his friend. Fucking moron.

>>716910563
Definitely drive drunk regularly. What am I? A pussy?

What if the bullet flys out a window and kills a kid next time. for fucks sake stop cleaning your gun while fucked up. The vietcong arent coming

>>716907091
Is this the Trump General?

You are a retard who should not be allowed to own a firearm. People get killed like this every year.

Be a man, talk to your wife and if her concerns are legitimate address them. Learn your lesson and don't do it again. And fix the wall.

>>716910811
kids are replaceable

>>716910699
Well if you are still his friend after that, hopefully she'll still be okay after some minor wall damage.

>>716907091
Thanks op, I feel like a well adjusted individual who has my shit together after reading this.

>>716907091
Just play dumb sad tomorrow morning and move on. Bitch thinks you have remorse and regret, you be ok.

not a huge deal... no one got shot. lol

are your ears ringing?

>>716910802
You definitely should turn the gun on yourself and "dry fire" it through your frontal lobe. You're a manslaughter waiting to happen.

>>716910961
This is my rationale exactly.

>>716910690
>She's really be pissed if I were out fucking heroes all night.
>Maybe I'll just kill myself.

Jeez, now you're making sense.

Might be better for you to open the front door, do a 360º, and walk away.

>>716907091
>but how should I deal with addressing this in the morning?
sell your gun. you're too stupid to responsibly own it.

>>716911038
then shillary and the jews will use his death in their statistics when they try to ban guns

>>716907091
Bullet probably exited the house, entered a neighbors which killed their child. Cops will be coming for you in the morning. Enjoy prison sodomy.

>>716910911
I'm not OP. Lol. He paid for the hospital bill so... Fuck it. I still don't recommend taking a 9mm hydrashock to the elbow.

>>716911037
They rang for a couple minutes, but they are fine now. I think I could have lied my way out of it if the room didn't smell like gun powder when she walked in.

>>716911174
yeah sell it to 13yo Ja'malaq'uan for $50

>>716911282
>what was that?
>what was what? i was just in here masturbating.
>what's all the smoke?
>i forgot to use lube
sure that would have been fine

>>716911306
topkek

>>716911282
>if the room didn't smell like gun powder
You were powdering your gun? Was this before or after you put the lube on it?

>>716907091
You must live in the middle of nowhere for no one to hear it and call the cops.

>>716911439
Well I was going to go with "I dropped this half gallon of 1800," if it wasn't for the god damn gun powder.

>>716911494
Im guessing cousin-fucking territory

>>716907091
>Drinking
>Handling firearms
>Negligent discharge in house
>Seeking advice from /b/

You need to take a long hard look at your life. I think suicide may be an appropriate solution.

>>716907091
I'm betting you live in Chicago?

>>716911494
I once lived in a city and shot my 40cal handgun through the ceiling and no one cared enough to call the cops or see what was going on.

What are you fucking retarded?! Don't fuck around with guns when you're drunk, you're lucky you didn't shoot someone you irresponsible ass

>>716911494
people don't usually call the cops for a single loud bang. I live on a culdasack surrounded by neighbors, but how would they know which house it even came from?

>>716907091
i will tell you how to fix this.

i dont care what your background is, what training you have or have not had, or how confident you are going forward. Go take a FIGHTING firearms class from a reputable instructor that will teach you to use the gun correctly. Thunder Ranch, DTI, Tactical response or any number of other great places to train. Not your state/county ccw course and not the nra

when your wife wakes up in the morning you had best be fucking apologetic. own your mistake like a man. inform her of your plan to fix the wall, to learn better firearm handling skills and promise to never mix guns and drinking ever again

then depending on your woman, apologize again, lick her kitty really well or take her some place nice to eat.

>>716911670
>>716910699
I'm the shot by friend guy. It happened in his nice apartment complex, whole place is super thick concrete. No one heard it or knew it happened.

>>716907091
copypasta

You should hand in your fire arms to your local PD. You are not a safe owner. Years and years of gun experience, never even heard of anyone in my group of friends having an ND. Are you so fucking blazee that you mix guns and alcohol? Are you 12?

This thread sucks

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>>716911879
Here, have an exit wound shot. This was after a few days. It was gnarly.

So take the alcohol out of the situation. How bad is it?

>>716912213
DAMN! That had to hurt!

You clearly aren't mature enough to use a gun. If your wife likes them fine but you shouldn't be handling them. Let your wife continue to wear the pants cause you're obviously too retarded to.

>>716912400
im sure she dresses him at least

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>>716912357
You don't feel getting shot. You feel that shit hours later. And yeah, hurts like fuck. Couldn't feel my pinky for 2 months. Still hurts now and then. Here's the entrance wound.

>>716910075
The Cold War never ended buddo.

>>716912400
That hurts my ego a little, but I think I might have to forfeit over the guns to her. I know it was retarded, but who doesn't fuck up once in a while. I am fairly responsible most days of the year.

>>716912757
Be irresponsible by buying a couple too many video games, not accidentally discharging a weapon that could have killed an innocent.

>>716907723
i can never remember if i checked it two times or four times so usually i forget it altogether

>>716913014
or both

/b/ really give you a 3rd degree on this one OP.
Sorta stupid shit I's do TBH.
Work in 2 hour, been getting pissed all night.
I regret it already.

>>716913794
Yeah. I decided to take some of the advice. I am going to apologize and own up to how stupid it was. Then tell her I'm going to take a class on firearm safety (Not actually going to take it) and then take her out to a nice dinner. Hopefully all will be forgotten. If not, I'm attractive enough to not worry about being forever alone.

>>716914119
>Then tell her I'm going to take a class on firearm safety
only do that if the sry and dinner dont seem to be enough

>>716914232
genius.

>>716914119
You need the fucking class dumbass

>>716914366
no he doesnt.

>>716907091
You should always stare directly down the barrel of the gun to make sure the chamber is empty

don't you know basic gun safety?

>>716914366
What the world needs is a bullet in this retards head

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>>716914366
I just need to stop drinking while playing with my guns. I'm in the military and I've had a ridiculous amount of firearms training. I was literally just not paying attention. I know basic gun safety, I was relying on muscle memory.

>>716907091

JESUS fucking christ, how fucking DUMB are you?

>hurr I thought I checked

Nigger, if your first reaction to attempting to dry fire a gun isn't racking the slide 3-4 times then you're a fucking idiot. You could have seriously either

A.) Fucked up something in the house

or

B.) Shot someone

I get it, guns are fun to play with when you're fucked up. But seriously nigger, hide the fucking ammo, the clips & the magazines.

>>716914856
>& the magazines
so he doesnt get paper cuts?

Leave him alone now /b/. I'm pretty sure he's gonna remember this for awhile.
If you keep lecturing him it'll take even longer for him to accidentally kill himself.

>>716914939
If I kill myself, it won't be on accident.

>>716907091
Let her be mad

It's not like it's her house, its yours, you paid for it.

At least ....I hope you did. Are you in one of those lesbian unions?

>>716914930

>HURRRR ITS CLIP

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magazine_(firearms)

Educate yourself.

>>716914119
>Not actually going to take it
That should work real well for you when she finds out you've lied to her.

Christ... what an asshole.

>>716914789
Donald, you were never in the military. You need to stop drinking tonight, go to bed, and apologize to Melania in the morning.
Please do this for us?

>>716915085
lol you sure are mad over something that clearly wasn't even serious. must be your bed time.

>>716907091
it doesnt matter, dont worry about it. 5 meter goal anon, get drunker, wank, go to sleep, worry about tomorrow tomorrow

>>716915095
>I only lied because i thought you'd never find out!

>>716914789
dude that statement right there pisses me off

your training is obviously deficient if guns and alchohol dont send off alarms ins your head

i dont give a shit if youre delta, keep your dick beaters off your smokewagon while youre on the juice

>>716915032
So do it. You are a clear reckless danger to other innocent people through your shitty decision making to even so much as touch a firearm while drinking. You either need to be in prison where other dangers to society are housed or you need to be dead so we don't have to worry about the ticking time bomb you are.

>>716915304
BEST ADVICE ALL NIGHT!

>>716915246

>i wasnt even serious guise i was just troillin

>>716915032
I fancy the odds on that.
Cash me in for 100.

So if alcohol wasn't involved would you guys still be on your high horses?

>>716907091
stop drinking or give up the gun. one day you'll make the same mistake and you may hit her,or your child, if you have any. think about that really hard. or you could buy her a safe to put your gun in when you're drinking that only she has the code for.

>>716915696
>anon youre drunk, give me your gun
lol that will work out well

>>716907091
Don't live in a country that deems it socially acceptable for everyone to have a gun. Then drink all you want without actually shooting someone.

If you can't or won't leave said country, don't ever touch your gun when drinking.

>>716915614
For recklessly handling a firearm and negligently discharging it? Yeah, I would. With the power of handling firearms comes responsibility and if you can't be responsible with it, you shouldn't be allowed to have it.

>>716915885
*should come
or can you pay an extra $5 and buy it with the gun?

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>>716907091