Secrets/Confessions Thread We all have secrets, anon...

>>716899081
Jerked off in front of people I hypnotized a few times.

I want Israel to nuke USA

>>716899081
i used to jerk off to my sister before she hit puberty and got fat

I'm not a human

>>716899081
Sometimes I make up stories and post them in these kinds of threads.

>>716899081
Fucked my best friend's girlfriend

I tried to get some guy mad at me just so his sister would fuck me

>>716899081
I think my ex boyfriend is a ginger.

I think my ex girlfriend is a Swedish communist.

>>716899081
touched another girls nip and had my hand in her pants. girlfriend loves me to death :(

>>716900670
Fuck you.

I go out alone to the town center at night and offer alcoholic drinks I've mixed with various bleaches/rat poison to the homeless

I found a way to jerk off in front of people. I cut a hand sized hole in my pocket and rub my dick without anyone noticing.

I once tried to put a tampon in my ass just to see how it felt. I had to stop because I thought it felt too good and that it would be weird if I liked it.

>>716899081
Cross your heart

>>716899081
I accidently had sex with a girl I later found out was my sister.

>>716900860
Greentext plox.

I confessed my feelings to my sister. She turned me down and she wants to pretend it never happened

>>716899081
ive made out with both of my sisters before

Whenever I go to sleep in the same house as an attractive woman I (try to) molest them

The last 3 nights I've fingered my cousin while she slept on my grandma's couch, I'm pretty sad that she went home tonight.

>>716901028
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>>716900599
>>716900084
>2017
>not having an oversexualized relationship with your sibling
>not flotting
Wao

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I want to date and have sex with a close friend of mine.

I record my phone sex conversations and masturbate while playing them back and watching videos of myself masturbating

>>716901359
What would you do if I got there first

>>716901359
Trust me, she knows.

We all know. You're incredibly obvious.

A LOT of sister fuckers here tonight. How can dog-fuckers even compete?

>>716901474
You wouldn't
>>716901481
She doesn't, I'm incredibly good at hiding my emotions.

>>716901458
Videos I've made of me doing anything sexual except blowjobs have always sickened me

>>716901359
Congratulations, every male ever.

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I like the movie holes.

I sucked off my husband's best friend on a dare at a party. His wife is a bitch so i put in 110% effort. I made sure he knew i was better than her. I'll probably do it again now that we've crossed that line.

>>716901595
I never used to, that's the weird thing. I've known her for years, but it's only been in the last year.

>>716901539
The current main timezone is moving towards Nebraska

>>716901553
Yeah, fag, but what if I did? What would you do? What would it feel like?

>>716901553
Let me tell you about life son

If you're a straight male that spends a lot of time with an attractive female, everyone you know who isn't a dumbass knows you want to fuck her.

Including her boyfriend. Especially her boyfriend.

I rock myself to sleep every night.

>>716901687
>Yeah, fag, but what if I did? What would you do? What would it feel like?
Depends, if she was fine with it i'd be fine with it and move on. You forced yourself, I'd at least cripple you.
>>716901764
Doesn't have a boyfriend.

>>716901669
if you've known her that long i wouldnt say anything in fear of jeopardizing your long friendship

but if you dont say anything you could be missing a huge opportunity in your life

Im super attracted to my dad's old af friends. There's something attractive about an older man who has been there and done that and old enough to be retired..

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I found an entire set of a friend of mines from HS. Was pleasantly surprised, and fapped alot
>Have if interested

>>716900938
Nah green text would imply I'm bullshitting whereas I'm not. I simply never knew that my dad had kids after he and my mom split (before my birth). I met her at a bar and thought she was hot. I took her back to my place and we had sex. I found out the next day when I talked to her.

I let a complete stranger fuck my ass. Gf doesn't know

>>716901975
no

>>716901863
>Doesn't have a boyfriend

Is she religious or a slut?

Either way, you should give up. Oneitus can be terminal

>>716901896
Gay or femanon?

Also, please elaborate what you like about older men. I ask because science! ;)

>>716899081
The only thing stopping me from marrying my 3 year gf (we both late 20s its coo) is how much I want to bang whoever in the fuck i want

>>716902038
>Is she religious or a slut?
Neither, though she has familiar history with religion. It's not Oneitis, though, I'm not one of those

>>716901987
>green text would imply I'm bullshitting

What kind of retard newfag logic is this?

People greentext because it's easy to read, asswipe

When I was 17 I spoon fed my cum as "cough medicine" to my 9 yo sister.

>>716901764
It can be subtle and they're always being a little nice, but if she's cute even if you're careful it's always obvious you're into them. I experienced this for years and we're still friends (much older and in separate relationships) because I wasn't dumb enough to spill the beans

>>716902203
why? i cant see getting turned on bc of that imo

>>716902151
So what exactly is your problem?

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>I have fucked my friend's mother and 2 sisters in the one year that I have known him
>my girlfriend actually became friends with one of his sisters
>to the point where she got in a fight with her mom got thrown out of her house and came to live with us
>we fuck at least twice every week when my girlfriend is in classes or work.

I take pleasure from my friend's suffering.

>>716899081
Fucked only one bitch in the ass my entire life.

She also licked my asshole and I loved it so much I would ask her to lick it after every shower I took


Sometimes I jerk off to the idea of her and my current fiance split roasting me with strap ons while I'm hog tied ball gagged helpless ...


That's me mane

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Sage. No image added either

>>716899081
Ive been shagging my stepsister for more than a year now

>>716902203
Sister fucking midwesterners
God damn it

Although my confession is that when I was younger I got a caffeine buzz on and slipped my finger into my little sisters panties and felt her fat little pussy lip then masturbated furiously all night with my finger in my mouth

Never quite forgave myself

>>716900774
3edgy5me

I pissed in some fat fuck's shampoo.

>>716902060
Femanon.
I have always liked older guys but only been in relationships with guys younger than me. I just like the security and comfort I feel around my dad's friends. They are so funny and don't care about anything and they make stupid jokes like Norm Macdonald all the time and they are all just incredibly intelligent.

>>716902472
idk i can see some of these stories being realistic, i cant see turning all of them down immediately

>>716902315
Like I said, I usually don't feel this way and it's fucking weird.

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I pulled my dick out of my gym shorts at the casino while playing the slots shot a load then pissed a puddle on the carpet. Pic related

>>716902274
I was bored, horny and pissed off that my mother went out and I had to watch her, I jerked off because I was bored, and fed it to her because I hated mum. It didn't turn me on either.

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I like to share pics of my girl so anons fap to her

>>716901669
A year and a half ago I got together with my best female friend of 20 years. Best sex of my life and still awesome as fuck every time. Plus I know her so well I know she isn't going to fuck around.

>>716902655
>insecure 4chan whore
>daddy issues

Coulda told that from a picture sweetheart

>>716902737
Gross

>>716901663
>husbands best friend on a dare


Either you're a retarded bitch

OR this isn't true.


My fiance cheats on me , she knows her and the person she cheated on me with are fucking dead and buried lol

>>716902670
being this new

>>716902708
oh ok thats actually pretty funny then lol

>>716902655
Go on...

i myself have liked older women because they are so much more intelligent. I Even married one. Sadly we parted ways after 5 years of marriage.

>>716902900
ur 100% everything here is complete bullshit?

>>716903085
>divorced


You're done m8

Time to kys


My uncle has been divorced a total of 3 times and he is barely 60 , he has a gf now

That's your future , a gf , nothing else.

I once replied to a boast or my brother would lie to a sheep

Caught my father and wife screwing on hidden cam. Later, caught oldest daughter sucking him off.
Have to admit it was hot.

After 15 years, I finally got my wife to let me fuck her in the ass. Now she loves it, but now she has done that, I feel like there is nothing exciting to work for so I keep thinking about leaving her for the girl who serves up the chips at my favorite burrito spot

>>716899081
I have a GF but am still inlove with my Ex from over 8 months ago.

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>>716903211
it's the fucking slogan of /b/ you catastrophic Columbian cornbread

>>716901975
post em

>>716903280
Try bdsm or a 3some mmf or ffm or maybe even swinging

>>716902432
The next room is called the room of giggles, because of your ways. You like to sit and laugh at people as they suffer, well now you sit and watch me laugh as I stick your mother. It's the fun house bitch everything's funny. You aCT like ripping on your ass ain't funny

>>716903280
1. You're obviously fat
2. You're obviously stupid
>15 years and you're an idiot.

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>>716899081
>>716899081
I'm meeting up with my first /b/tard soon to try sucking cock... I used to be a homophobe x.x

I got obsessed with making guys cum when I found out ppl liked my twink body, I started camming and I think I counted about sixty different guys cumming to me bending over for them and stuff before I stopped...

y u do dis to me /b/

>>716903463
none of that interests me...I just need someone new and pure to corrupt

>>716903085
There's really not much more to it for me. Older men aren't interested in 20 somethings other than for sex while i legitimately fall in love. There is just too much gap in intelligence (me being dumb) for them to keep interested

>>716903243
I m 31 faggot. I hsve had many gfs. I have been married. Have a gf even now. Your "uncle" married 3 times. Before the age of 60. He has a gf.

Why r u still a virgin faggot?

>>716903652
How about making your wife your obedient slut and have a gangbang where she is completely used and abused

>>716903280
After 15 years you fucked your wife in the ass ?


I was dating a chick for like 3 months and she offered her asshole to me literally had to ask me out loud to fuck her asshole.


Hahaha everyone laugh at this anon

He has zero game and his wife probably already is getting dick on the side while he is barely think about it hahahahaha

>>716899081
I'm having sex with Anons girlfriend/wife. He knows but he's too pussy to do anything but deny it is happening.

>>716903621
Pics or didn't happen

>>716903787
i am not a cuck

>>716903791
Lol

>>716903716
I'm 27 years old and getting married in Feb pal. But I made sure she loved me before I made a commitment cause she legit was under the impression I was broke and semi homeless when I met her. Lmao

So she's a keeper.

Your gf will leave you

You're balding

And probably as fat and drink like him

>>716903968
noice moar?

Always wanted my dad to fuck me

>>716903713
While that maybe true, it is quite easy to get a older man to fall in love with you (not just lust).

I could offer some advice based on my experience so far, if you want.

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>>716903840
:x

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>>716903429

>>716904180
What would you suggest?

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>>716904115
>>716903968

I sistered my sister once. But my sister didn't sister, so sister.

>>716900433
What are you?

>>716904206
Noice, i see why anons like you so much

>>716904206


Fucking E.T. looking ass extremities and shit.


>elliotttttt

>>716904335
That's hardcore

>>716904421
Probably a dog

>>716904163
Mr. Garrison?

>>716904421
I'm Batman.

>>716904106
Kek. Good luck anon. My ex wife and I met when I was 17 .. we dated 9 years. We're married for 5. Thank goodness for my genes, I m not balding (neither is my 73 year old father). My ex and I are still in love but have matured and understand that we may want different things( like I don't want to have kids right away for example). So enjoy ur cockyness while u still have it ;)

>>716904335
>2016
>not sistering your sister up the sister

>>716904638
I'm 5'6" and will beat your ass with my cock

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>>716904466
tell that to the loads of /b/tards jerking off to me faggot :p

I'm a necrophiliac-in-the-making. I'm just waiting for my opportunity. I saw a thread a few months back with a pic of a dead girl on the ground near some train tracks. She'd been cut in two, but her bottom half was still plenty usable and, based on how recent the image looked, probably still pretty warm.

From then, I've been fantasizing about the day I find a dead girl. I take lots of walks in the local woods and surrounding areas, keeping my hopes high. If I run out of patience, I'll just dig one from a local cemetery and warm her back up again. But I've got to have my fun. I simply must.

>>716904307
Seen this set so many times but never seen the full video.


You have it?

>>716904769
Some man face skinny bitch alien boi Pucci

It's/b/ I've seen worse shit people have jerked off to

I used to grope and finger my cousin when she would sleep

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>>716904868
I've heard rumors that there was a 10 minute video, but I've had no luck

>>716904769
What phone is that? A galaxy 5 or something? Get with the times, anon. Everyone's putting their dicks on at least a 6s or an iPhone 7 these days.

>>716904970
She's not sleeping yah bunch of cousin fuckers

>>716905030
He's a faggot so he'd probably like an iPhone.

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>>716904900
it's ok anon, maybe someday somebody will like your body too

>>716899956
this is like. so interesting. im not even creeped out, just intrigued.
>>716900433
thinking about an irl alien browsing /b/ and posting this made me laugh
>>716900493
lol
>>716900691
never tell her but also never do it again if you love her :(
>>716900774
holy shit what if

I cant see my (you) and i think othere can't either.

>>716905019
Some day anon, some day

>>716905313
Hypnosis is my fetish, ask me anything anon.

>>716904303
Well to begin with, learn to compartmentalise your mind. Intelligence and the way you behave are and can be different with different people. (Do you need me to elaborate?)

Older men like women who have a deep old fashioned feminity (do not confuse with feminism), no matter the era. It's sort of built into us men.

So be level headed, do not be squeaky rather sultry and caring at the same time. Also indulge urself in some good deep philosophical knowledge so you can converse with them. And most of all talk to them about their life experiences, everyone likes to talk about themselves.

All this should get you well on ur way to their hearts ;)