Guys wtf....is this who I think it is on Tinder?

if you mean jesse no probably not

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I mean....looks exactly like her and last I saw on here she was in a wheelchair

>>716889453

No clue who you mean, and I had to look up what that word meant....

>>716889453
thats definitely her

>>716889580
its probably someone just pretending to be her for whatever reason

you done goofed

>>716889608
what word? how was it confusing?

>>716889699
you're probably right. Do we know what state she's in?

keke she has been found once again, superlike her and ask for a slushy OP

she has some fantastically floppy tits

>>716889890
I swiped right...guess we'll see what happens. What should I say in the event we match?

>>716889453
The real question is - which way did you swipe?

>you dun goof'd!

>>716889453
>im 4'11
Wait, Wtf

>>716889453
Why is he/She is wheelchair now?

>>716890047
see
>>716890018


Only so I could potentially message her. I'm still not convinced it's her but damn it's funny if it is.

>>716889816
Florida supposedly

>>716889453
>In a wheelchair

When did this happend?

I'd just message them on Tumblr if you really wanna confirm the page.

http://pretty-grotesque.tumblr.com/about

>>716889716
underrated

>>716889654
You sure?

>>716890196
Makes sense. I'm OP and I'm in Florida.

if you don't get with that, you are a fucking idiot.
WHEN EVER in your life time are you going to have the chance to fuck a 4'11 person in a wheel chair with that much autism going on?

SEIZE THE MOMENT YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!!

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>>716889580
WHHHATTT!? now she is in a wheel chair? hahahahahahahahahahhahaha oh god.

>>716890361
/b/ro I'm trying. I already swiped right. What the fuck should I message her though if she does match?

ask if she's still doing shows on Skype

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This was the other one I screenshot before swiping right

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>>716890361
For the love of god, wear protection.
Unless you wanna forever be known as "the guy who got the YOU DUN GOOFED" kid pregnant".

>>716890304
>http://pretty-grotesque.tumblr.com/about
NOOOO! This is too good to be true.

>>716890451
make sure you suggest a wheelchair friendly venue for the date

also

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLHePnajS2V/?taken-by=degrotesquedami
so a pic of her for sure

>>716890451
Well yea message her if you match, make wheel chain jokes, that will win her over for sure. Making light of her situation will put her at ease. say something like
"don't go speeding off to the next guy"

Fucking in it to win it!!!!!

>>716890451
definitely bring up how she was internet famous and how you had a crush on her. that should work.

>>716890666
checked
nice trips b/ro

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY SHE SUDDERNLY IN SEPTEMBER GO A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR? IS SHE FAKING IT?

>>716890666
Whatever you say, Satan. Man, I really hope I match with her now. Wonder if she can hook me up with nudes

she's gonna be at SwampCon in Gainesville in a couple weeks. Said she would do a meet n greet. Hook up there.

You have to go out on a date OP. Do it for /b/.

>>716890821
she's posted nudes on here before already
her titties are fucked up

>>716890195
Soz didn't see reply, hope u get hot gross sweaty wheelchair sex!

>>716890888
don't ruin things

also nice trips
>Checked

>>716890833
Which Gainesville

>>716889453
Troll account.

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>>716889453
So, consequences really weren't the same in the end.

>>716890821
i hope you like arbys

>>716890909

not bad. not bad at all.

>>716890991
UF campus

>>716890909
nothing wrong with that at all
not a 10 but i bet she can suck a dick

>>716889453

do it OP. hook up with her. make /b/ proud. you'll be the man who's been to hell and came back to tell of it

>>716890451
Offer to meet up for a plate of chicken tendies and then gross butt sex

After reading about her life I kinda feel sorry

>>716890909
A wild snorlax appears!!!!

>>716890991
Gainesville, FL.

>>716890951
I'm not sure I'd be able to get hard, is the problem.

>>716890854
Trust me, I plan on following through if we match. This is an opportunity of a lifetime, in some weird fucked up /b/ way. I've been coming to this site for 12 years and this is my biggest moment.

>>716890196
I'm OP and I'm also in Florida. Makes sense.

OP post your face!
lets see if you have a chance of her swiping right on you

>>716891024
https://www.instagram.com/p/5A7eS4w7OP/

so the wheelchair is more attention seeking, right?

>>716890909
Slam tight piggy

>>716891048
>>716891156
Damn.. I'm closer to the Gainesville 300 miles north

>>716891178
Fuck no. I'm an attractive guy..no 10/10 but I've always done decent with women. 28 though...so hopefully being 10 years older isn't an automatic no for her.

>>716891247
all she had to do was not get fat

>>716891156
you have great potential to be /b/ royalty.
But remember pics or i didn't happen.

>>716891324
she likes older guys

>>716891324
wasn't with her dad

>>716891324
I was 26 when I started dating a 19 YO.

>>716891451
fucking child predator

>>716891382
>>716891395
Perfect, I'm liking my odds.

>>716891451
It's not really a problem for me, I meant more on her end of things.

>>716891349
I hope to ascend to this throne. I'll do what I can, send good vibes my way guys. This could be a great moment for all of us.

>>716891395
Fuckin kek

>>716891324
You gotta find her on Facebook or something now, tell her you saw her on tinder and just HAD to backtrace her

>>716891451
Gross

>>716891324
>being 10 years older isn't an automatic no for her

Are you fucking kidding me? As soon as an older male puts her in her place as a breeding sow she will end this tumblr phase and become a good little slut that does what you say.

Fuck her brains out and breed her and she will magically not need a wheel chair and straighten the fuck out.

>>716891559
sending mana your way.

>>716891599
Idk man, I honestly couldn't bring myself to date her, much less get her fucking pregnant. That demon seed should never see the light of day.

Wait, wheelchair? when? why? how?

Get some of these
>Pic Related
for first date, you won't feel out of place
you can both keep it rolling

>>716889453
She's got that Rose - esque eye gap.

What is with /b/ and wide eyed hoes?

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>>716891807
forgot pic

>>716891757
Diabetes I guess.

OP here; btw guys, if/when this thread dies before we (maybe) match, I'll be sure to start another one as soon as it happens

>>716890909
You know she's underage in that pic, right

>>716890279
Its just attention-whoring.

>>716892000
Then report it, ya dummy.

>>716890909
i can smell the piss and sweat through my display. disgusting.

>>716892000

No timestamp to prove it. waste of trips

>>716891929
Yeah man, when you match start a new thread.

You gais know she's probably reading this thread right now and jerking her feminine penis to all the attention

>>716892104
Idgaf

>>716892121
Kinda worries me. I bet her vag smells disgusting. I hope she at least shaves :(

>implying you'll ever match with a beautiful goddess

>>716892124
Well, these photos are from about 2 years ago....she's 18 now.
Do the maths

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>>716891451
I'm 24, turn 25 in may and I'm seeing a 19 y/o I met on Tinder. Just ended a thing I had with a 34 year old last month that I also met on Tinder...

Is it really that weird? Neither of us thinks it's weird.

I mean I don't really give a shit either way though

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>>716889453
>>716889580
>>716890582

>>716892205
I like eating at Arby's

>>716892285
It's not weird, I was just asking if it could potentially work against me from HER perspective

>>716889453
That is Jessy's pic. Same piercings and that girl has go fucking screws loose.

>>716890396
you cant make this shit up lol

>>716892285
Fuckinf pedo Kys

Disgusting

>>716889453
The only person /b/ fucked up more the Chris-chan. I feel bad for her.

Halfwits and 4chan don't fucking mix.

But really, it's a case of bad parenting. I don't really believe anyone can properly compartmentalize /b/ unless they're a mentally mature teenager. And there's some places people should never go UNTIL they're a mentally mature teenager.

A computer in your kid's bedroom and unrestricted internet access is a bad idea. Now, a sexually frustrated high school age male that's otherwise mentally mature, lord knows that kids needs his porn, let him have a damn computer, it's only humane..... but people need to be have a proper ethical/moral framework before coming to a place like this. They need to know most of the opinions here are not even remotely socially acceptable and will make you a pariah in polite society. They also need to know that fucking trolling is just meaningless shit for lulz. They need to understand that not every dude who wants to online date (particularly if they met through /b/) is a savory individual.... and they must be able to comprehend all this before having unrestricted access to technology

.... or else this happens. Or you have some fucking retard thinking he's a woman who's only attracted to fucking sonic the hedgehog. Those are people who never should have come around here....

>>716892285
It´s not weird.

>>716891488
>>716891598
They live in XIV century I guess.

>>716892420
I think girls tend to lean towards older guys anyway so you should be fine
I seem to attract girls younger than me in most cases

>>716890177
Because SJWs need to constantly search out the next way to be a victim.

>>716892000
she posted that on her 18th b-day back in July.

>>716892559
First time I came on here I was 10 but at the time I realized that if I stayed Id just get grossed out/pissed off and there wasnt anything there I was interested in so I left
Came back at 15 and 4chan was now an awesome place to talk

>>716892559
Fuck off newfag
4chan is just a slightly worse version of Reddit, what, someone will come to b and start jerking off to women with penises? O lord the humanity, fuckin idiot

>>716890909
Damn, if she's that big at 18 and appears to be rapidly gaining, she's gonna be full landwhale by 25, maybe even by 21 if she keeps her current trajectory.

>>716892285
you are in the wrong place to ask if something is weird anon.

>>716892559
>Chris-chan
That faggot was fucked up WAY before /b/ did anything.

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>>716892548
Age of consent is 18 here, friend-o

>>716892792
/b/ isn't what it used to be anymore friend, it's filled with people with feelings and shit now.

>>716892559
ya ya ya that's all well and good but let's focus on the matter at hand here. Does anyone know what non-binary is? I want to be able to communicate properly with her.

>>716892884
You /r/edditors right?

>>716890167
I'm 4'11 and confused

How is this a wtf height
Im short sure, but is it really that short?

>>716889453
I think she's faking the wheelchair thing to get disability.
Could be wrong, but I wouldn't put it passed her.
Plenty of pics of her standing/walking in June, doubtful she got ill overnight.
SSD Fraud a definite.

>>716892926
in her case, it means she want to have a sex change but can't afford it. She says she's saving up for it. She like to fuck boys and girls and everything in between.

>>716892926
Genderqueer (GQ), also termed non-binary, is a catch-all category for gender identities that are not exclusively masculine or feminine‍—‌identities which are thus outside of the gender binary and cisnormativity.

so expect her to jump between masculine and feminine norms and then watch you for your reactions

>>716893009
You just narrowly miss the medical definition for dwarfism. Yes.

>>716892926
Someone too coward to asume a gender.

Just talk to her as "them".

>>716890909
Alright, Im a newfag. Can someone explain her?

>>716891559
even if there is a slight chance it is her, bitches from here are gonna tell her about this right

>>716890196
Makes sense. I'm also OP and also in Florida. Makes sense.

>>716893185
look up Jessi Slaughter. Whole story is there.

>>716893102
Well shit. King of Midgets I am!

Thinking about it, I might have some dwarfism going on. I have fucked up thumbs and short shins (for my height).

>>716891028
Kek

>>716893076
well shit, so in other words it's someone who wants to get extra attention by acting purposely weird.

>>716893185
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Jessi_Slaughter
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/jessi-slaughter

>>716893185
Years ago her nudes were posted somewhere (/b/? I can't remember, another oldfag will know). They were pretty graphic and she was underage, anyways shit went down, her dad got involved and made a hilarious video with terrible grammar threatening the internet as a whole, blah blah blah, dad died not too long ago, and now she's fat and blonde.

go check the jesse slaughter page on ED if you want to know more

>>716893353
she's had more abortions than most of us have had gfs.

>>716892804
True, but he's way MORE fucked up because of /b/. Don't get me wrong, I'm not blaming 4chan, it's a haven for free speech (mostly). And it's cathartic to be anon, brutally honest, and obscene.

But retards and kids have no fucking business here. They will wind up attracted to ponies and raping their sonic the hedgehog toys.

But those parents failed. And people not mature enough to handle the asshole of the internet shouldn't be allowed unsupervised on it at all.

I think I won't allow my kids their own personal computer until high school if they're unruly, middle school maybe if they show sound judgement.

>>716893425
He got caught for child abuse.

>>716893425
and if her dad didn't get involved, her story would have faded away fast. He made her what she is.

>>716893596
who, her boyfriend or the dad?

>>716893257
Holy fuck that is amazing

>>716889580
Wait a second, why the fuck is she in a wheelchair???

I mean, I heard faking for a disability but what does she claim? That's fucked.

>>716893638
Same guy, right?

>>716893638
both.

she was dating Dahvi from Blood on the Dance Floor when she was only 12. Heard he knocked her up

>>716893425
She was the idiot who had her nudes online and worse her nudes were able to be connected to her

Dumbass people have dumbass kids

>>716893480
are you serious? I've never heard about her having one, just all the stuff from when she was younger and then more recently that she was in a wheelchair for some undisclosed reason

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>>716892548
>>716892548
>19
>pedo

>>716889453
Yell "You done goof'd" right before cumming all over her

Jesus christ.

4'11' in a wheel chair is huge, imagine how tall she would be standing up

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Good luck OP, consequences will never be the same..

Put me in the screenshot, I'm off to fap

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>>716893945

>>716890018
just let her alone. She was a huge cunt back then and although it was very satisfying seeing her torn apart limb from limb, we have no quarrel with her anymore. She more than payed for being such a cunt if she's a gender confused fatherless paraplegic now.

>>716893185
i never thought i'd see the day

>>716890196
Makes sense. Im OP and I am from florida too

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>>716894060
Your a right fucking buzzkill you know that

>>716894035
Nice feet

>>716893945
This is my new goal. Fuck I wonder how many guys she's had inside her....

>>716891253
More likely a disability check thing.

Highly probable that's just a troll using her photos and name for KEKs. Highly probable albeit not proven.

OP, do you wanna fess up?

>>716889453
Indeed, it is a fake profile on tinder.

>>716894273
can you imagine what those big meaty lips of her taste like in your mouth

>>716894480
>>716894487
Have you guys come across her on there already? I wouldn't put it past someone to create a fake profile, but I'm really hoping it's her.

>>716892285
Not weird. I'm 40 and I still do it. Do it while you still can, before you get married, fat, limp, or bald (or all of the above)

>>716894027
you fucking retard

>>716891263
underrated

>>716891451
I was 18 when I banged a 14 yo
good old Germany, at least this shit is allowed here
not like americuck

>>716893727
>>716893727
I'm pretty sure she's just found out that you get a lot more attention in a wheel chair.... just like you get more attention being a non gender binary queer or some shit.

I've been trying to find online specifically what ails her and she says, "I have a compromised immune system, severe asthma, chronic migraines, and a skin condition" of course none of that excuse for being in a wheelchair, it just gets her more attention....

Girls like her are black holes for and all the attention in the world will never be enough, they'll constantly have to up the ante to get reactions. And they fucking love pity so you'll find they'll exaggerate many health ailments and just make some up.