you have 10 seconds to prove you're not a nigger

>>716882217
Очень просто.

>>716882217
Check em

>>716882217
>here's my ID badge from work, sir

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>>716882217
do i look like a nigger

>>716882217
Please officer! My wife and I have two kids and I've been married for 10 years! There's no way I'm a nigger!

>>716882217
> I know my father
> I wasn't bullied as a child.

Turmp is a good president

>>716882217
Hey eter

Gainfully employed
Never been on welfare

>>716882217
I begin a sentence with a capital letter, and end one in a period.

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Fuck i hate Americans!! They are stupid obnoxious disgusting fat pieces of shit. Kill yourself if you are one. If you dont have a stroke first trying.
You couldn't catch anything but hepatitis, you one footed diabeetus sack of lard.
The world laughs at you and your pathetic 'leader' hahahahaha
Drumpht is a fucking idiot orange retard. Actually!
No i dont like that Clinton, that warmongering piece of shit, or for that matter any of your other choices either.
Out of 300+ million people that was your best???!!??
Hahahahahaha fucking hell!
I suppose nobody else there can run tho. Their legs might break, hahaha
Honestly its such a fucking joke

I honest to god think that is why your fucking greasy ugly country developed any type of military is so you have to do nothing but cry and point a fucking drone at somebody that calls you fat. You dont even have to get off your wheelchair anymore you fat piece of shit.

Enjoy your mcheartattack.
Oh, no health plan? You could take a stand against it.... Oh wait

I await your abusive, nonsensical retort.
Pic was just a great day for the rest of the world. Cant remember the date it happened but it was funny

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>>716882217

>pic is me

>>716882217
I'm a well groomed white guy. I'd never have to prove anything to a cop.

>>716882217
I got a paycheck friday

i dindu nuffin occifer, u jus a racist

I have good credit!

My dad does my laundry

>>716882217
Heil Hitler

I was only following you because I thought you were in danger!!~!!!!1111

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I'm a chinese jew

pls officer im no niggr

>>716882217
Officer, I don't even like fried chicken!

>>716882217
I'd rather not post my employment documents on the internet.

>>716882217
tabarnac

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>>716882790

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shoot me pussy

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>>716882790
Thank you for your criticism of my country. Do you have anything else to say about it? I appreciate you taking time out of your day to let me know how you feel about me and my country, and I hope you can take a few more minutes to reply to me.

I fucking love buzzfeed

>>716882217
Here is proof that its my car

Mom! Pay my Xbox Live!

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Leak your teacher or even your sister lol - snap leak,cf

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>>716883264
When I see you I admit my first thoughts are to lynch
You look so gross, I'd hang you up with a winch
Never in life have I been gladder
To own several guns with which to pop your bladder
Can end your worthless life with one squeeze
Or several to turn a nigger into swiss cheese
You porch monkeys used to be such a benefit
I long for the time plantations were relevant
Where I'd crack a whip, you would work and not bitch
You'd pick my cotton and make me filthy fucking rich
You had a use back then, no need for a noose back then
I could get you to work and produce back then with>>716882790

I know my father!

i hate watermelons

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>>716883077
Not convinced

>>716883406
Especially Not convinced

>>716882217
I have the receipt for these shoes.

>>716883373
Yes i do
Did you know if everyone there jumped at the same time,

They might loose some weight

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>>716882790
10/10 punchline

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>>716883499
lold,kill yourself, check out my tits naughty boy

i hung out with my dad today. It was fun.

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>>716882217
Fuck you, cracka ass po-leece

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>>716882217
As you can see I'm just some mild sauce.

>>716883784
This is why letting charities set up internet cafes in west Africa was a bad idea.

>>716883959
She looks like Raineesha Williams

>>716883959
how's that law enforcement treating you

>>716883499
that's some sick flo--OH SHIT HANDS UP DON'T SH

>>716883922
>There is other countries out there

HAIL HITTLER... Did I pass?

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>>716883922
You going to cry and make up another sexuality?

>>716882217
I work 40 hours a week

I'm so white I can't dance

>>716884638
No I'm going to kick back in Europe and sit this one out.

>>716882790
its moonman nigger

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>>716883850
>>am 23 nigger faggot

>>716882790
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>716885963
MMM. call me more names daddy

i have an aryan child

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>>716886418
Well memed friend

>>716886418
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Done

>>716883850
i'd titty fuck it

>>716886859
<33333

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>>716886549

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>>716882217

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I don´t rape women

>>716882217
I have a highschool education and I dont smoke weed daily. also I know my father and he doesnt like watermelons

>>716887524
why are you showing me this boy

>i've owned a ford
>crashed it
>fucked my cousin
>still make payments on said ford
>have 2 kids with cousin
>i like chikin and watermelon

My name doesn't have an apostrophe in it

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>>716887702
epic pank bro niggers are so

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>>716882217
Fuck you whitey, we wuz KINGZ!!

I graduated high school.

>>716887524
what's going on down below, grill

>>716887953
dump

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>>716887953
i am a nigger yes

I can wear my shorts up above my knees, and I always pay my blockbuster fees

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>>716888132
i would ever fuck a nigger

Here, check my dubs card.

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>>716883032
>jew
arbeit machts dich frei mr nonwhite person

>>716888132
fuck outta here nigger don't post that type of shit on my strictly Christian website

Watermelon KFC Ooga booga

>>716882217
I have full coverage insurance on my paid off car.

>>716887958
Sir a nigger just happend to waltz in here. Can you "take care of him"?

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>>716888237
like my cock?

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>>716882217
I shop at Publix

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>>716888555
already did and your hard earned cash is next to my cock

>>716888786
tiny little guy

>>716882217

I play Yu-Gi-Oh and spent 10 years trying to obtain the 3 Egyptian God cards...

>>716888913
i like to defy stereotypes

>>716882217
I'm half black.

So if you want to be super technical, I'm just a nigger-lite.

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>>716889132

I have a dad

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>>716888786
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>>716888493

>>716889631

God card anon here. I'm a white boy born to white parents... dunno how much more white I can be...

>>716888262
>christian
fuck off with your schizophrenia

>>716889264
absolutely degenerate
your parents were autists

>>716883122
Lol

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>>716882217
I have good credit.

>>716882217
i have no problems digesting lactose

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>>716882217
Black lives matter

>>716882217
im from Japan

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i've never stolen anything

i can see my dad every day

>>716891017
Only white lives matter
I'll kick you porch monkeys down
Until you feel the wrath of us crackers
You won't be hiding in the shadows no more
Cause now we have ourselves some
Night vision goggles
Wait you don't know that?
Well I guess you still live in the jungle
Your existence is a bungle
I like my K by the triple

>>716882836
O H H A R O L D

Please, just do it! I'm asian.

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>>716882217
I own my own home.

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>>716891478
cof bin dub ho muhfugga

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>>716892273
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>>716892273
lmfao is that u

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>>716892378
What do you think?

>>716892016

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>>716892573
ugly nigger

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>>716892721
At least I can fuck myself, you small dicked bitch

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>>716882217
my digits

the fact that that cop hasn't shot me is proof that im white

>>716892892
>i like to defy stereotypes
and am black

>>716882217
>shows interaction with a cop during daylight hours

any interaction I had with a cop would be either before dawn or after dusk due to holding down a long-hours job.

>>716893352
thats not the same guy dumbass.

>>716882217
mint is spicy

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>>716893352
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>>716882217
I pay taxes

>>716882217
Voted Trump

>>716882217
Was able to pass the Captcha

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>>716895086
>>716895168
>>716895286

iam a current member of the neo nazium tird reich

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>>716895646
>>716895646

>>716882217
Hi, I have a job.

I want to suck your dick for every nigger you have killed.

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>>716890718
Oops, got you beat

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>>716896128
>>716896046

I have a job

>>716882217
Heyllo officer. What do I do for a living? Oh well hey there, I've got a full time job. And oh yeah sure I pay taxes, but my accountant does the best he does, you betcha! Okay then, you have a super day, too.

>>716882790
Is this a copypasta?

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>>716897047
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>>716896620

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I have a passport. You can't get one if you owe child support.

>>716897047
I made it myself and I'm please with myself. Are you pleased with me? Doesn't matter because I am pleased with my creation. Unlike all of the left wing loonies, commie pinko scum, and libtards today, I actually value self-creation and self-preservation. I will not be outsourced; I cannot be outsourced. All the cucks who talk about immigration as a means to expand and experience new cultures, well how does that grab you in the balls when said immigrants take your God given jobs. We have spoken and we are right.

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>>716897319
>>716897441

>>716882217
Here's my concealed carry permit even though the second amendment says I don't need one you stupid fucking prick. [no shots]

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I'm an avid reader.

This is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down.

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We're movin' on up to a deelux apartment in the skiii

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>>716882217
Mayonnaise is Awesome.

Here's my high school diploma officer.

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>>716882217
I don't like kfc

>>716882217
I have a dad

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I can pronounce the word "ask".

>>716882217
Can't play basketball, got a school degree and you still got you're wallet

>>716882217
i'm on /b/ instead of out doing crimes

>>716882217
I'm a nigger

I invented basketball.

>>716882598
no but you look like chandler riggs.

>>716882217
My dad is proud of me.