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i need all ur sad birthday images

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i need all ur sad birthday images
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>>716879753
this shit doesnt look sad
fuckin cupcakes, cake, cheetos?
shit that young man is loved
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fuck me, these are all depressing as hell especially that facebook post
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>>716879753
When I saw this pic I saw myself and realized I needed to make some serious life changes.
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Dem feels man
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>>716879753
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>>716881526
>>716879753
how are these sad? you know what's worse? everyone forgetting your birthday, even your parents
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>>716881472
That facebook one had a good ending tho
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>>716881678
never happened but my parents and physical therapist remembered my birthday. i almost cried when she said happy birthday.
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>>716881526

Sounds like me a few years ago. Dramatic difference from then to now. It's possible to change for the better, and you only stop yourself no matter your environment.
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>>716881526
I feel bad for the kid in your pic. He looks kind of pretty in a millennial way. A little spergy. Probably quiet and not that bad to hang out with.

But there's no real friends for his party.
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>>716881949
thanks that made me feel happy for the guy haha
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>>716881678
>how are these sad
All these young men hate themselves.
They legitimately hate existence so much that this birthday, this day which is there's to be somewhat joyous is spent being totally miserable.
The number they see is like this hard reminder telling them how alone and disconnected they have become with the world. Some of them might very well be good people who are just sheltered to the point of which they fear any sort of uncertainty. And so they shell up.
They begin to emit an aurora of unhappiness and somberness which brings everyone around them down. They contemplate suicide regularly.
They enter this stage where they just don't want to terminate themselves, but be forgotten totally. For us, all looks on the past trigger shame and embarrassment.
Not just die, but to have never existed at all -this is our wish.
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>>716882050
It's pretty alarming how much this kid resembles me.
I mean it took a couple looks to make sure this wasn't actually me.
I kind of want to find this kid and know more about him.
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>>716883054
Face pic? I kinda have a thing for faces like that.
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>>716879911
Checked
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>>716882684
This is the realist thing ive ever read about myself.
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>>716883299
I'm sorry, but for the sake of entering a certain sort of remission I won't ever post personal pics on 4chan anymore.
I still look like that though, just 4 years older and more filled out since I started working out.
I really have made progress since my 20th but I've still got a whiles to go.
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>>716883596
>Peanut Butter Crunch
>That guy's face
He knows
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My Christmas photos look sad, my girlfriend only got a jar of pickles.
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>>716883671
I know man. It's almost sort of a problem of the age.
I really would like to help you and people like us but I haven't fully got out of all that (even though I'm on track.)
Weed and psychedelics helped me see myself for the thing I was BUT THEY ARE NOT SOLUTIONS ENTIRELY.
It's dangerous playing with hallucinogens. I've been burned before and it put me in an even worse place where I found myself very familiar with the mental healthcare system.
I have escaped it however. I am now, no longer really bound to anything but my student debt lol.
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>>716882050
>kind of pretty
God you're a faggot
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>>716880604
This.

Having people that love you is more important than so e fucktards shouting and drinking around you. Especially on ur bday. Not that it's not fun...its great; but it's definitely better to have people that care about u on ur bday..
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>>716884649
You are right, it's not the birthdays that are sad.
It's the birthday boys.
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>>716884649
>>716884986
what the fuck is wrong with you edgy kids.
everybody wants and needs friends , at least god damn one..
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>>716882684
How do you know any of that to be true? Everything you said is pulled out of your ass and likely just about yourself.

Maybe they are royal faggots who piss everyone they come in contact with off
Maybe they're the type of kids who set fires and talk about how they're the son of Satan
Maybe they're developmentally disabled and hit their mothers

Fuck outta here with that melodramatic feelz speculative bullshit
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>>716884986
Nailed it.

What's missing in today's education is the very basics of life. You can teach everything about science to these kids but they don't teach them how to 'live' life...
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>>716879753
I'd fuck that kid and help him open presents.
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>>716885239
I m 31. I was what u could call a popular kid. I had a ton of friends. Still have a some; but fewer. I have some experience, unlike u edgy kids ;)
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>>716885556
>;)
get the fuck out
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>>716883826
Remission?

Fine, fine, but allow me to live vicariously by finding a nice girlfriend. If you're still having problems finding a friend group, I definitely suggest lurking in meetup.com. There's groups for everything, sorts for people who already have a common interest, and gives you something to do/talk about instead of awkwardly attempting to approach an unconnected stranger.
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>>716882684
This.

Due to a fortunate event I got a great job a month ago and now my whole life has turned around. In a few weeks I will probably have my first happy birthday since I was a kid.
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>>716885314
Maybe all your speculations are also true.

>>716885239
You're right. To be normal you need friends. These kids are alone and have no idea what constitutes normal human behavior. They've lost all social awareness, which makes them awful at making and maintaining human relationships.
And so they may exhibit behaviors exactly like >>716885314
posted.
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>>716883863
I believe the story is they were at the hospital while their mom was dying of cancer.
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>>716885836
Been here too long. Don't know the way out anymore..
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>>716884604
Nope, unless penis envy counts.
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>>716886097
proof
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This thread is too real.
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>>716886188
Not unless pretty boy posts. You'll just have to sit on your angst.
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>>716885350
I agree, but I also argue that these individuals must get past themselves and learn these basics of life themselves.
It maybe hard, you sometimes fail time after time learning, but it is a necessity.
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>>716881294
I actually felt really bad for this guy. I hope this never happens to me...Then again my family doesn't celebrate with me on my birthday anymore.
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looks a lot like the birthdays i had when i was a kid.

>literally third world country poor
>cake was milk-soaked cookies and frosting
>still happy as a kid.
>All about perspective
>make 60k a year now as an engineer
>look back, meh, could have been worse
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>>716885846
Same hear man. My current job has me living outside and traveling around. The work isn't glamorous but it is so much better than what I was doing and even though I've still got a long way to go, I have become more social and out going because of it.
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>>716886034
If you're 31 and still type "u" to replace "you" I really think you should fuck right off back to Facebook with the other grandpas and grandmas
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>>716886567
Oh so much this.
It's all about prospective
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>>716886694
I m on my phone. If it pisses u off so much. Just kys faggot
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>>716879753
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Only two teammates showed up for Michael Essiens birthday.
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>>716886567

How come everyone on 4chan is a fucking engineer?

I know lots of engineers are autistic, but still...
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>>716881229

Nothing sad about this. The Chinese are a proud, working people. This guy is just having a quick birthday on his lunch break, then back to business
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>>716887216
Because the autists here dont have any friends so they can spend their time on more meaningful stuff like becoming an engineer or watching anime
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ITT: idiots who don't know shits about russian culture and master of implying

Cringeworthy as fuck.
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>>716887599
wtf does this dude have a toblerone addiction why is that a defining characteristic worthy of a spot on his birthday cake
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>>716887679
i don't get it. is celebrating your birthday with your parents alone a part of russian culture?
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>>716886750
prospective what?

OHHHH you meant PERSPECTIVE. just a retard pretending to have world knowledge. a normal day on /b/
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>>716885314
Doesn't matter if these kids do share that story with>>716882684

The truth is, is that it is an reality for a lot of Young men. Which is still a very sad thought and these images resemble that....

I could have worded this better but fuck this


Perfect evening to listen to Tom Waits
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>>716887978
Kek says the guy picking on a typo in an anonymous image board about random stuff. Why don't you just kill yourself already?
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>>716887978
kek
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>>716887978
Its ok julius theres always next birthday
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>>716882210
Wow this is truly deranged
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Fuck you.

The last birthday i celebrated was 3 years ago.

And I celebrated every single one of my birthday with my mom and dad. How's that sad ? Birthdays are overrated. If you really consider it as a special day : Go outside, work out, find some decent people to be friends with. Celebrate their birthday, surely they will celebrate yours. Do something meaningful instead of contemplating this made up "lonely birthday party" bullshit.
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>>716881949
Muh feels
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>>716881294
His facebook
Fb.com/julius.movogo.9
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>>716887054
Correction: two teammates and one person with a potato.
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>>716886296
uhhh I guess give me your kik if you want to talk more.
It'll prove my legitimacy.
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>>716879753
Fuck birthdays. As if anyone should want to celebrate the day this planet received a shipment of lard and fail.
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