>go in bedroom >see this >wat do

>>716878634
eat her ass

>>716878634
Ask her if she wants to make a sex.

kick in face

Tell her to get some fucking furniture

Turn around 360 degrees and walk out of the room.

>>716878634

Order it to go back to it's cave. Fucking Ogre face cunt.

>>716878771
lol'd

Ask for Sophie's number

Wonder where my bed and the rest of my furniture is

>>716878634

Poke her with my Needle

>>716878634
Kill.

living room?

open /b/ on my computer and show it to her

>>716878823

i see people making this mistake all the time on this fucking website.

360 DEGREES IS A FULL CIRCLE, YOU'D LITERALLY WALK STRAIGHT TO HER.

>>716879116
a bait inside a bait

>_<

tie my sister in a chair, get Maisie to urinate on her and sexually humiliate her while I beat off

>>716878763
This might just improve her looks

>>716878634
Only masturbation and try to cum in her face

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>>716879116
Be a bit less obvious next time qt

>>716878634
Ask where my bed had dissappeared to

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

>be me
>in home browsing /b/ late night
>gotta take a shit
>get up, walk to bathroom
>notice a door that wasn't there before
>wtf.jpg
>feels creepy, but ok
>open door
>see a compeletely empty room
>and in the middle of it, there is this demented looking midget just lying down smiling at me
>''wtf are you doing in my house?''
>she gets up and rushes at me split second
>''THIS IS HOUSE STARK NOW MOTHERFUCKER''
>she whips out her 6' cock
>rips my clothes off
>starts raping me in doggy position for 40 minutes straight
>cums inside, and all over my face afterwards
>comes close, whispers
>''The north remembers''
>I wake up wet

>>716879116
BECAUSE THE DOOR IS BEHIND HER, YOU IDIOT

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>>716879116
You must be new here...

>tie her to bed
>fist her vagina and auns until she squeals and pees herself

>>716878634
My eyes would automatically look at the floor and I would also avoid eye contact. I would not know what to say and I would blush and start to sweat and also my boner would show in my pants. I wouldn't know if she liked me or not.
Would turn 360 and leave by the same door I came through.

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Wwyd?

>>716878634
>bedroom
>no bed in the room

>>716880005
Dude, her eyes are so far apart, you could look into the corner of the room BEHIND YOU, and still be making eye contact.

>>716880038
Tell her to get a new top, that one makes her boobs look horribly uneven to me.

>>716878634
Probably wonder why she repainted my walls, installed a new door, ad got floor to ceiling curtains in a room with normal sized windows.

>>716878634
show her my dick and throw the peacesign as i walk towards her..

>>716878634
Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk out of the room.

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>>716878634
I thank her for cleaning my room and ask her where she got the carpeting from.

>>716880038
Anal

>>716879116
stop being a retard its from skate and shit where u do a 180 to flip around and 360 to spin so u`re facing the other way

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>>716880373
I'd love to see her Cum by anal what else

>>716878634
Most likely something stupid like say hi or scream or run away

> scream for my mom to get her out of here
> grab cane and lumber out of room
> imagine that I am shooting lightening bolts from my cane at her
> log on to /b/ and brag about how I banged her

>>716879116
>being this fucking new.
how fucking young are you kid? this site is 18+

Get the fucking shotgun

>>716878634
Tell her she can fuck right off if she won't spoon me tonight.

>>716878634
Slide my cock between her toned, chiseled calves and fuck her legs until I drip cum all over her.

>>716879692
tittaronies

>>716880428
Mother fucker no, this is an ancient ps3/360 fanboy meme. God dammit get the fuck off this website. It contains content inappropriate for children.

>>716878634
I'm not into bulldogs, so I'd call the dog catcher?

>>716878634
Assume a mentally unstable woman has broken into my house.

>>716880585
>being this fucking new.
how fucking young are you kid? this site is 18+

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I would love to make her my toilet slave

>>716879116
Baitception

I actually met her irl, she was nice

>>716878634
Ask her if she has any last requests.

>>716880972
>being this fucking new.
how fucking young are you kid? this site is 18+

>>716880972
>being this fucking new.
how fucking young are you kid? this site is 18+

>>716880468
Nothing else. Just anal. All the time. Shit, I'd fuck her in the ass so much, and so often, that one day, my dick would just ACCIDENTALLY slip into her pussy, and my reaction to it would be surprise, and disgust, because I wouldn't remember what a vagina felt like.

Fukk fukk fukk

>>716880972
>being this fucking new.
how fucking young are you kid? this site is 18+

>>716879116
Is this bait or not

>>716878634
Send her to Mordor.

so you tards know

>>716878823
is a setup
>>716879116
is the actual bait

people will still get this wrongand it will always be funny

>>716878634
Ask if she'd care to start a breakdancing crew

>>716878634
Grab her by the ankle, and drag her around the room in circles, until her skin was just one giant rug burn.

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>>716881316
Would you breed her and make me call your kids daddy

>>716881684
>being this fucking new.
how fucking young are you kid? this site is 18+

say something like "hello, you're Maisie Williams aren't you? Would you like a coffee or something? how did you get in here? I mean, it's cool but I'd like to know if I should review home security or anything"

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>>716878634
leaving this here

>>716881935
What part of "Nothing but anal" did you not understand? No I would not breed her, and no, I would not make my kids call you daddy. I would tie her ass to the bed with zip ties, fuck her ass until I left at least three loads in her ass, and then leave her there, with my cum running down her cunt, for you to fuck. You want kids with her, go for it, but I would only shove my dick in her ass.

Arya going to kick butt in 2017

>>716882432
Who gives a fuck? That shit show just needs to end. And Marten needs to apologize to all of us, for ever conceiving the idea.

>>716882160
trap

>>716882637
>Marten

I think I see the problem you have with it.

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>>716882321
I'm sorry I'm just hungry for cum

>>716882782
retard

>>716882868
Enlighten me. This should be thrilling.

>>716882991
Dyslexia.

>>716882930
Then you'd have to suck it out of her ass. Sorry /b/ro.

>>716878634
kiss her
caress her
lick and finger her pussy
passionately fuck her
cum inside of her

>>716882991
Autism

>>716878722
then fuck it right?

my reaction was dry painal, has a face for it

>>716883063
Not really. I simply refuse to spell his name right. I detest him to such a degree, that words fail to define it. I want nothing more than for him to be dragged behind a truck down five miles of back road covered in 2 feet of broken glass, and drywall screws.

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>>716883325
But I need someone to fill her first

>>716883534
Changed my mind. I'm gonna go with this guy's answer instead >>716883361

>>716878634
remove pork pie

>>716883534
Not the other two guys. Just chiming in to say that this guy's on the money. >>716883361

>>716879236
Baitception

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>>716882937
expert detected

>>716878634
oh jesu's me mighty moe town mother! a pick da lil girlly up and take hur for a nice pop ice down at the local walmart. then play sum o dat good ol laser tags. mhhhmm ohhh ye i love me a bit o good ol lasser. so fun

>>716878634
Tell her to take her fucking shoes off in my room

Charlie... lock the door