It's me ur pupper

>>716869542
no

>>716869542
Yes Sir, what would you like ?

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>>716869542
that's kinda gay

>>716869911
horse

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>>716870629

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I'm always craving to get railed by a huge dick until I'm sitting there actually trying to work a toy into my ass and then I'm like "meh".

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>>716871009
just jerk off to the fantasy then

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>>716871258
I do, but that gets boring.

Not to mention I've spent a couple hundred bucks on these damn Bad Dragon dildos, I want to get SOME use out of them.

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>>716870629

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I need to get used like this

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guess who has 2 thumbs and an 11 hour day at work today

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>>716871745
some loser

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>>716870629
You have anything????
Please share it

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>>716871826
it's 3:30 right now I gotta go back at 5:30 to 10.

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Well fuck you too then

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>>716871899
I'm cool with doing double shifts, but if I go home I stay home. I ain't doing bits and pieces.

>>716871371
Start smaller and work your way up. I'd like to watch you ride a dragon though, would be pretty hot

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>>716872109
Oh it's not an issue of taking it, I've fucked myself with some decently sized ones no problem (medium Nox is the biggest toy I've got).

It's just that I lose interest as soon as I'm actually doing it.

Oh well at least they're pretty to look at.

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This thread is gay.

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>>716872099
yeah well
I'd rather go lay down for a while at home
watch dumb bullshit

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>>716872521
the dream

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meant to say this earlier, but happy holidays to yall

>>716872664
watching dumb youtube and eating vinegar chips

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>>716873461
buy me some vinegar chips

>>716872990
merr crsmis

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>>716873665
no buy me dildos

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>>716873715
You already have one
Buy ME dildos

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If someone will love me you can have all my dildos

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>>716873848
ok here's the one thing you need.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DVE6POQ/

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bump

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>>716874044
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>716874047
I think we've already got one like that around here somewhere. Can't have been very good

>>716872457
Artist???

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>>716874375
H-Hey don't laugh at me! I have dreams too!

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>>716874406
>bottom right hand corner

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>>716874044
Hit up Dash.

>>716874375
you what

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>>716874731
No

>he posts from his mobile device

the worst

>>716873665
ty, did you talk to that Doc yet?

>>716874754
post more small bulges
this is my fetish

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>>716874840
Fuck off and die

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>>716874815
His butt.

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>>716874896
I don't care

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Well, he isn't wrong. Phone posting is a terrible thing done by terrible people

>>716874733
I have SO MANY sex toys. Most of them weren't great.

>>716874840
Nope. Appointment is for March

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>>716875018
yeah same but I dont have many

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>>716875018
You can die too

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>>716875010
Well to be fair you're probably not my type

there isnt enough smug anime to respond to such a post

>>716875018
Fugg, have you inject pot into your eyelids yet for pain relief?

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>>716875079
Sure thing, Nibi

>>716875078
Back when I had money I used to buy pretty much everything. I think a dragon dildo is basically the only thing we DON'T have lying around

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>>716875226
The pain isn't an issue. It barely even hurts any more. The issue is that its not healing with any speed

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>>716875458
Oh hey it's buu again

>>716875254
watta faggot

tfw you don't have a glowing blue mouth

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wut wut

>>716875377
have you thought about fast fowarding time?

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>>716875635
What happens when you're trying to sleep with a cold if it glows?

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>>716875635
drink a nuka cola quantum

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>>716875636
In the butt.

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>>716875906
yes

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Here

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>>716871258
i fucking love this shit.

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>>716875707
No, then I would lose time.

>>716875631
After years of constant vanilla sex, it's good to try new things. Lots of things.

gtg ttyl, murry new year too

>>716876330
dont be so fickle now

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thread is ded