How do I get a prostitute? I have no idea how to get one, and

>>716867242
They're sketchy, but real prostitutes do adv there. What city are you, I'll find you some girls.

>>716868030
Lubbock

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>>716867242
You could probably ask 4chan. Im sure they can give you good advice...

>>716867242
Shit Texas? Ez pz go to a strip club during lunch. You will land a thirsty college chick or single mom instead of a street whore. 100 bucks to get sucked up, 200 tops to fuck. You can also go to an Asian massage spot and fuck a cute 20 year old Asian girl for 200. Comes with a nice body massage and table shower.

>>716868030
How can I tell who are the real girls

>>716867242
sketchy as in it might be a trap hooker or the county sheriff.

here let me help you out for a bit. look up usasexguide they should have the info for your area. i dont know how far you are from the mexican border but drive over the river and ask around where's "boystown" is at. or just save up some money take a flight to either eastern europe or south east asia and fuck until your eyes bleed(or anus what ever comes first)

good luck anon and use condoms!

>>716868388
forgot about strip clubs, can be pricey as fuck, but at least your not fucking a ugly meth whore.

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>>716867242
Backpage is solid BUT do your research, like reverse image search their pictures to make sure it wasn't a fake photo ripped off some where. Do a search on their phone number and see if other posting shows up (if it does then it's looking more legit)

>>716867242
Oh yeah I forgot, you only need one site. Google eccie. Has the strip clubs and spas who put out in your area.

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>>716867242
Goto Eccie and find a newbie friendly girl. If you live in Austin I can hook you up with some of my girls.

>>716867242
Here's your queen, bro:
http://lubbock.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/5-ft-bbw-mature-redhead-green-eyed-48dd-yes-im-real/1851978

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>>716868417
> How can I tell who are the real girls
If you can't tell the difference between a banana and a peach, there are bigger problem

>>716868388
You're talking out of your ass. But it's /b/ so it's to be expected.

>>716868852
I meant real hookers and not a sting op.

Go to Las Vegas. Go to Cleopatra's Barge in Caesars Palace. Buy a drink. Wait. First girl that talks to you is a hooker.

>>716868807
>SORRY! I ABSOLUTELY NO LONGER SEE BLACKS OR MIDDLE EASTERNS!!!! THIS MEANS INDIANS, PAKISTANI'S, EGYPTIANS, IRAQI'S, IRANIANS...YOU GET THE IDEA?? I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU GUYS RIPPING ME OFF AND INSULTING ME!! DON'T EVEN ASK!!!

I'm syrian you fuckhead.

>>716869038
What the fuck are you talking about haha.

>>716868807
Also she's a landwhale. FUCK OFF.

>>716869145
Noted.

What if a girl does talk to me, and I bring her to my room and she turns out to be a cop and I get arrested will that be entrapment? I've heard entrapment is made up. How do I protect myself in that situation?

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>>716869077
Hehe, see >>716868656 for some protip

Also call the girl and see who answer, once you get to her place (I prefer incall instead of outcall to your place), ask her to show you her titties to prove she is not LEO, under cover police woman is not going to let you touch her titties or play with her pussy.

Hey OP, are you a nigger? I'm looking in the lubbock area for escorts and all I see are nigras.

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>>716867242

Your choices are limited in Lubbock I know of this hooker in Midland/Big Spring that is fun. She loves to shoot meth.

>>716869645
I'm sorry but all of the hookers in lubbock are ugly as fuck.

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>>716868807
> SORRY! I ABSOLUTELY NO LONGER SEE BLACKS OR MIDDLE EASTERNS!!!! THIS MEANS INDIANS, PAKISTANI'S, EGYPTIANS, IRAQI'S, IRANIANS...YOU GET THE IDEA?? I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU GUYS RIPPING ME OFF AND INSULTING ME!! DON'T EVEN ASK!!!
Oh that's funny

PROTIP: when search for hookers type in "no black" and pick from those selection.

>>716869498
The second you even walk in the room you'd be arrested dumbass

>>716869580
No. Blacks don't make up a lot of he population here, but since they do most of the crime they make up a good chunk of the hookers would be my guess.

>>716867242

Google their phone number see if they have ant reviews

>>716869467
If you're really that stressed about it, dont do it. Just talk to girls at a bar, go for a group of hot ones that has one meh chick, single her out, make her feel special. She'll fuck you know problem.

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>>716869833
Arrest for what? No money has been exchanged, this is not How To Catch A Predator

Protip: put the money on the table/nightstand, DO NOT HAND THE HOOKER THE MONEY

>>716869833
What if the ad says no sex only companionship? Wouldn't you have to agree to sex for money for it to be prostitution?

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>>716870071
Too much time invested in that, hookers are for fulfilling certain needs... quickly and easily

>>716870071
Honestly, this is the best advice in the thread. It has actually worked for me more than a few times. But I did manage to get herpes out of the deal. Bitch, I thought condoms protected against that shit. I feel lied to.

>>716868656
Backpage is fine
There is something happening lately on bp though...
when you do a reverse number search, a lot of girls show up on this site called "escort police" or something like that. They claim the girl is an undercover. But the site is bs, hard to explain...like the site purposefully uses girls numbers and says they're cops just to fuck up their money. Then, on the cop site, it tries to show you girls who "Aren't cops" so it's really a way to get you to spend your money on THEIR site instead.

In short, if a girls number pops up saying she is affiliated with law enforcement, it is NOT true.... any law enforcement is going to be changing numbers and girls constantly. A real cop will not show up on google.

What I do is back page have them do a in call and just leave the money on a dresser or something and if they just grab it your good but don't hand them nothing or verbally say anything about money

>>716870071
>knowing how to talk in public
i'm fucked. can't even order a drink since they don't have menus I can just point at

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, just saw an ad of a black woman and even SHE is saying "no blacks please"

FUCKING KEK.

>>716870254
This is that weird line the law operates on

If two people consent to sex - legal
If two people consent to sex and one party pay the other - illegal
If you pay for someone's time to hang out with you and end up in sex - legal if you didn't actually pay her, you can leave donations (see >>716870148 about not handing hooker the money)

not op

>>716870345
> Just talk to girls at a bar, go for a group of hot ones that has one meh chick
Honestly this doesn't sound easy. Dude, i just want to fuck, not bother with emotions and talking to people.

>>716870709
Smart move. Not even a racist thing. She'll have a longer career with less STD/STIs by reducing the probability of fucking the race more likely to give it to her.

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>>716870458
> escort police
That's a fake site, kinda like some of the cheater sites putting up numbers and get people to call and post their info on their website. You have to pay to take the info off.

>>716870709
Those are the best, they are usually nicer looking and not typical hood rat

>>716869498
>>716869833
Even if you get arrested, there are things you can do that will help you in court

>Put money on table, do not hand it directly to girl
>Do not bring a condom (if you do, leave it in the car)
>Do not agree to sex or exchange of money verbally. if she's real, you both know. no need to say it and incriminate yourself further. wait until you know she isn't a cop before you negotiate price or ask about her rules and services

If you want to be EXTRA safe... you can leave the money in your car in the parking lot, meet her, and go retrieve it when you are sure she is safe. Also, if you decide she's ugly or was using fake pics, you can use that as an excuse to go to your car and you can just leave. The only problem with that, is most girls will probably get scared off and not let you come back in. It's very unusual.. many girls will not be understanding and any strange behavior on your end will be seen as a red flag. Remember that the girls are just as nervous as you.. they are risking arrest as well as danger, being raped, killed, or kidnapped... so they're being careful too

I feel sorry for you ameribros who need to hide when going to escorts.

Meanwhile, last month I went for a breakfast fuck at the local FKK, and then later in the evening I went for a dinner fuck. 100% legal.

>>716871105
Yeah that's my point.. reverse number searches saying she's a cop are not true.

>>716870709
>>716871063
Girls don't see black men for safety reasons. It has nothing to do with preference (you think they're attracted to the tic tac dick mexicans who smell and negotiate down to $60? No.). Pimps are almost always black, and they do this thing... they call girls pretending to be a trick. Once they get the girl alone in a room, they rob her and try to force her to work for him. That's why girls don't see black men. Pimps pretending to be customers.

Sauce: I am an escort.

>>716868388
I can confirm the asian massage thing. In Dallas there's a V Massage something-or-other spot where the girls have their last checkup posted for all to see, though only about half of the girls there do the happy ending; all you gotta do is ask. It costs about $70 for a massage+fuck, plus whatever you choose to tip afterward if any.

>>716868710
I'm near Austin, what can you do for me?

>>716869467
I've slept with a few prostitites from backpage. Just lay the money on the counter and don't say it's for sex. She knows it's hers. If she is a cop she will have to make the cash announcement They usually say "for me?".

Check backpage, copy phone number, search on facebook. You'd be surprised how many use the same number and have it on their profile. Good way to see who is real and who will rob you. A lot of times the number is registered to a dude and he has pics of her on his page. At least you can find out if it's a real person

>>716871580
Is only choosing adds with "no blacks" a good way to weed out cops. I don't think cops would put that on an ad.

>>716867242
if you're aproaching one on the street.
always make sure to ask if theyd like money for some nude modeling.
A real prostitute will get the idea, but an undercover cop would have to refuse you since thats legal

>>716868360
er....don't mind the missing teeth

worth it?

http://theaustinescorts.com/listingmodule/view_listing/id/33/src/@random4a43ff8a4b81a/

>>716872080
Ah, never thought of that. That's pretty smart.

>>716872080
I'm not sure... I wouldn't rely on that.

Here are the under covers I've encountered in my experiences:
The tricks are usually mexican, pretending they don't speak English (I live in Cali..Texas they probably have the same technique). Since they don't speak english, this forces you to say things you wouldn't normally say over the phone. For example, he'l be like "How much MONEY?" "You give SEX right?" "You need CONDOM?" and you can't use code words with someone who hardly understands English anyway, right? Well..they use that to nail you in court.

As for the girls... Idk the technique because I've never seen it in action. But I've seen what they look like on the street. They dress EXTREMELY slutty, high heels.. they lean into cars and agree on a price, then tell the guy to drive around the corner and she will meet him on a side street (she says it's more discreet, so she isn't getting in his car on a main street)... she you pull the car around, you're met by a shit load of cops who arrest you and take the car. She never actually gets in your car, for safety reasons.

>>716868656

>put the phone number into facebook search
>get some guy

This just happened.

>>716872239
I don't think the girls will understand.

There are actually a shit ton of guys who want to exchange services for a "free photoshoot" for nice pics to use in my future ads. They're actually just pervs with cameras. They're like the laughing stalk of escorts... You probably sound like one of those camera fags, and many girls will turn you down thinking you are serious. Maybe not though, if you're still offering money. Since the camera fags offer "free pics" in exchange for sex... no money at all.

>>716872598
lots of girls don't write "no black guys" on the ad because they don't want to confuse customers who don't know about that...... they don't wanna look weird or racist lol.

But if you call and ask if she'll see a black man, most will hang up in your face. A few might agree after a screening process (age, job, maybe a reference). A cop will agree to see you right away.

So you can call girls who don't write "no black" on their ad.... maybe use a second number if you have one... and see her reaction when you ask if she'll date a black guy. If she says no or hangs up, call her from a different number and set up an appointment. If she says yes, she's probably a cop

Best bet....

Road trip but the closest place is either Amarillo.

Dude just hang out at the local bars.
Don't drink too much, in fact nurse a beer all night
Eventually you will be a regular and there are always bored housewives hanging there.

>>716867242
Easy, head over to Tijuana and visit the Adelita Bar or Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club. Take $100-$150 with you. You can get pussy for $40-$60.

Why does it cost money to put your dick in another human being?

>>716871580
I don't believe you.
How small is the smallest cock you've enjoyed?

>>716873577
capitalism

>>716873661
I don't really enjoy it...
I don't dislike it, but I really just do it for the money. I'm a great actress and will make a client feel like I'm into it. I don't think a man needs a giant dick to satisfy a girl..but I mentally check out while I'm working so I've never came. I try not to get too attached to any clients. Many tend to get clingy and try to hang out...

>>716874148
would you say that you are exploited?
Seems to me like you make in an hour what I make in a day but yours is tax free.

call them and tell them ... stretch. if the police jumps in you know it's a sting operation. also if the prostitute has moustache u'd better watch out too.

love should be free

>>716874501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neEevCiZjfc

>>716871580
You should post a pic with timestamp of your body

>>716873577
>.. they lean into cars and agree on a price, then tell the guy to drive aro
Because

>>716869819
That's a really good tip

>>716867242
Some major cities have local websites for escort reviews. Google to see if there's one in your area.

Otherwise, you've got eccie, theeroticreview, and eros. I tend to avoid BP because most of the girls on there are sketchy as fuck and the cops use it for stings a lot. CL is 100% a no-go unless you want STDs, to get robbed, or surprise penis.

I'd also Google agencies in your area. A good, reputable agency is usually pretty safe. I would strongly recommend going higher-end regardless of if you're using an agency or independent. Much less chance of getting an STD, and the service and appearance of the girls tends to be better. Worth the extra money, imo.

>>716870307
More of dat ass pl0x

>>716874488
I don't feel exploited.

The first time I did anything I was 14. I tried to buy cigs and got carded, so I walked out empty handed. I was having family troubles and going through a phase..couch hopping, scraping up dollars any way I could. Some man walked out of the store behind me... he handed me a pack of the cigs I was trying to buy. Idk how but we started talking and eventually he offered me $300 to have sex with him. He was hideous. I got offended and started to walk away...but 300 was a LOT of money to me at that time.. he asked how much and I said 800 at least (I had heard girls make that much, idk why). He pulled out his wallet and showed me 400. He said that is all the money he has... I began walking away again, then he said "wait..what if I just jack off to you?" I agreed...we went behind the store by these bushes. I was wearing short shorts... didn't even get undressed. Just pulled my shirt up to show my bra, he was jacking like crazy and came in less than 1 minute. I walked away with $400 and I was like "wow that was the easiest money I ever made"

I didn't start really working though til I was about 17. I was working part time and trying to go to college, couch hopping, taking the bus..one night I ended up sleeping outside and had $1 in my pocket. I realized I needed money and didn't want to continue like that.. so I went to a well known track in my area. Made $600 in a few hours. Never looked back

At age 22 I finally stopped. Retired off a guy who used to be my regular. He was in his 70's and couldn't get hard anymore. He was a terrible person, actually...but he paid me 1k / week to come over for about 8 hours every Sunday and watch porn with him, hang out with his friends and family pretending I'm his gf (he really was weird af, thought they believed him, really cared what people thought about him and wanted to seem "cool" and "young")

Want me to continue this story or nah?

>>716870345
Hahahah you fucking idiot. Herpes is forever you dumb cunt. Also condoms don't protect against HIV either so you probably have aids as well kek

>>716869819
Not really necessary, tbh. Like 75% of them don't fuck blacks anyway.

>>716870458
>t. Mr.police man

>>716875255
please continue anon

>>716872626
Post tits ya bitch

>>716871358
What's FKK

>>716868360
Try these, see who you like
http://lubbock.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-n-slippery-100-real-curvy-goddess-super-f-r-e-a-k-y-10-service/11890019

http://lubbock.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pr-tt-sexy-petite-hottie-ultiM%CE%B1t%CE%B5-exoti-%CF%81l%CE%B1%CE%B3M%CE%B1te-av%CE%B1ilabl%CE%B5-now/11936559

>>716867242
Have you ever heard of the internet? Just find a place on Rubmaps.

>>716875255
Let's hear stories

>>716875751
chain of german brothels

>>716875255

Fascinating. Please continue.

>>716875751
Its german and stands for Freie Körper Kultur which roughly translates to Nude Culture

>>716875984
Radical :^)

>>716871107
What excuse could you have for being there, then? You got a girl's number off a escort ad and went to her apartment after talking. What else would you be doing? It's unreasonable to think you're there to eat a pizza together. Wouldn't common sense get you convicted?

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We just need to legalize this already, god fucking damn. Land of the free my asshole.

>>716875917
I went to one outside Frankfurt not long ago, bit like a spa, hang around in the bar and restaurant in a bath robe and take any girl you like to a room for a fuck... not the best looking girls but the odd looker or two

>>716876347
Reasonable doubt. You're innocent until proven guilty. If they can't prove you were there to have sex in exchange for money, you're probably gonna walk.

People do strange shit sometimes. Who knows. Maybe you were just there for a chat and a drink. Who's to say you weren't?

>>716875300
>condoms don't protect against HIV
This is a lie

>>716868388
You pussies overpay. Back when I was in college in 1972, you could go to the Chicken Ranch in La Grange, TX, and get a "straight date" for $10, a "half and half" for $20. The girls wore nice outfits and they washed your dick for you .

I saw tourist buses there all the time. And we didn't have fucking tattoos and fauxhawks and beercans stuck in our earlobes. We listened to good music - not that Bieber shit and boy band shit you assholes listen to these days. And you didn't shave your balls or send a pic of your dick to a girl via a phone. You showed it to them! You fucking degenerates!

>>716877037
I like you, old man.

>>716875652
I saw the regular til I was 25. He picked up a coke problem a couple years in... luckily, he didn't know where to buy it so he got it from me. I stretched the hell out of it. I spent $20-40 on coke and he paid $600 for it every week, for 2 years or so.

He finally ran out of money. He spent it all on me and drugs. When he ran out, he threatened to post naked pics of me online if I didn't keep seeing him for free and bring him drugs. In return, I told him I had hours of footage of him, watching weird porn, fantasizing about his daughters, being a pedo (all true.. like I said, he was really a piece of shit). I always acted nice because of the money, he thought we were friends. When the money ran out I stopped seeing him and he is going insane.

The was only September when he ran out of money. By October, I realized I needed new income before I run through my savings and get evicted. I haven't worked in so many years. I got a job at a fast food place (Panera Bread) full time, but it didn't even cover rent...let alone pg e, water, sewer, internet, phone, car note, etc. His broke-ness came as a surprise so I wasn't exactly prepared. The full time min wage job was not enough at all. I told Panera I had a family emergency.... I left town and went somewhere that I knew I could make money fast working online as an escort, like I did when I was 17. So that's what I've been doing the past few weeks. My goal is to save up at least 10k, go to school for a career, and stop once and for all.
This time around, I'm not as brave. When I was 17 I felt invincible. This time, I'm scared of jail. I'm smarter and more aware of the dangers, like being killed, kidnapped, raped, etc.

I know I should have planned better. It's complicated. I spent most of those years blowing my money on a bf who was a complete narcissist and entitled brat. By the time we broke up, I only had a couple of months to save before my sugar daddy suddenly stopped seeing me.

My life is fucking weird.

>>716877188
btw when I say "all true" I mean.. he DID fantasize about his daughters, act like a pedo, do horrible things...
It's not true that I had footage of it. That was a lie I told him, so he wouldn't send out naked pics of me. I pretended I had blackmail

>>716867242
In teas idk , in my city behind the Mc donald

download the "meetme" app. spam every girl near you with this: "just wondering if you might be interested in making some money...?"

if they react badly, say you were joking or that youre an artist looking for models.

if they seem receptive, say you'll pay 50-100 for a BJ.

no joke, i have gotten tons of sorta cute girls to suck my dick in my car using that line.

pretty much any black girl will do it for even less than 50. aim for girls 18-22, they don't know any better. i'm an overwieght 37 year old married guy.

i have had girls suck my cock and swallow my cum for as little as a 40 oz. of malt liquor. decent looking young girls.

meetme. it works. use a fake pic.... before you meet them, tell them you used a fake pic though. they usually don't care what you look like.

this is 100% for real

>>716877188

>be whore
>afraid of being raped

In your position rape is just petty theft. You have no virtue or innocence left to violate.

>>716877487
Get this fat fucker a job in the Trump administration. Youth Outreach Director!!!

>>716877316
would you say working as a prostitute is worse or better than say working as a waitress? as in how bad it is in sucking up to customers. asking this as a service worker

>>716877487
>spam every girl near you with this: "just wondering if you might be interested in making some money...?"
and enjoy the jail rape adventures

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>>716867242
>is backpage sketchy?
yeah, but some girls from review sites do advertise there. They cost more, but a lot of them genuinely love what they do and will fuck the shit out of you if you're not a total scumbag.

get a google voice number, and use that to text them so you're not using your real phone number. that's how i do it.

Got to fuck this chunky monkey for 100 bucks, she was genuinely one of the most fun fucks i've ever had.

>>716877608
Whore= offering your body for money
Rape= violating your body for no money or pleasure

We're still human, anon.
I think the relationship between an escort and her client is one of the most honest relationships two people can have. We both have something the other wants. It really can be that simple.

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>>716877037
kek im a newfag !!11

>>716869186
Well, fuck off back to Syria, then.

>>716875400
Yeah, but that 25% is fucking disgusting.

>>716878099
are the pictures of the girls on bp legit?

>>716877843
Most guys are very respectful and grateful that you're willing to sell your body for such an affordable price.

You get a couple of assholes, like any profession I guess. If they're an asshole, you can either kick them out or just remember their number and not see them again. If you choose to kick them out, be prepared for them to try and get the money back though.

I have worked as a waitress before.... Honestly the customers were more rude in dining than in prostitution. The work is difficult. The only big downsides of escorting:
-Friends/family will think you're disgusting or not respect you
-Most people won't believe that you're actually "safe" with every customer.
-Customers will get clingy and stalk you if you don't nip it asap
-Risk of jail or psychos
-Can't be yourself. As in, you can't talk to people about your life or your day at work. You live a whole double life and make up stories about what you do every day.
-If you want a bf, he has to be either VERY understanding, a cuck, or a greedy entitled piece of shit. The first kind is the only kind worth having, and that's the hardest to find.

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>>716867242
magic

Fuck all these tips, heres what you do.

>>See fine bitch on corner
>>Ask her if she needs a ride
>>Dont talk money yet
>>If she gets in most likely shes a whore
>>Tell her to touch your cock and for her to let you touch her pussy
>>If she lets you shes not a cop
>>Now talk price and have fun

>>716878778
I assume your ex bf was the first kind?

>>716867242
>>716867242
I recommend that you join theeroticreview for only 30 bucks a month. It gives you a review on local sex workers in your area. It's a good way to know that you're not heading into a sting or that you're actually gonna get your money's worth (I hear a good 50% of hookers just take your money and give a half assed handjob while rolling their eyes until you finally go limp because she's acting as indifferent as washing dishes).

It also says what services are offered and typically how much they run.... it's totally worth the 30 bucks.

Only go to well reviewed hookers, the ones who are actually gonna try and not just take your cash and offer minimal and indifferent services. Hell, it's not uncommon for a "hooker" to take your money and then claim that being an escort means she just has to hang out (and not necessarily do anything sexual).

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>>716878654
depends. you can bet your bottom dollar that if it's an asian girl ad, it's fake as fuck. You'll see the same phone number using vastly different girls with professional shoots all the time. when you show up it's some fucking 50 year old nasty thing with a huge bush who literally can't even speak english.

basically, the shittier the lighting in the pic, the more genuine they'll be, but there are exceptions. like the girl in my pic, she was a professional escort who'd been doing it since 2000 according to her. Her ads contain a small code at the end of it, when you google that code a review website pops up with testimonials and contact info and nicer looking photos.

don't be afraid of pics that don't look super nice. find shit like pic related and text/call them to ask details and shit. the more you do it the more you'll pick up on ways to speak to them so you don't sound like a cop. you'll be fucking cheap chicks and ultimately feeling empty and wasting your money in no time friend

>>716878778
that makes sense, thanks

All these talks of bp and TER. FUCK ALL of those sites. The best site to go to is tnaboard. It's free and you can have the most access to the girls. You can message them, see their reviews from other fellow members, and see plenty of pics in their pic folders. The only downside is that they only advertise most on the westside of the US and southwest. But I've had my best fucks from that website. BP is dead in the water and has been for the last few years.

>>716879150
I had one of each.
When I first started, I was with a guy who was super greedy. He didn't mind because he loved the lavish lifestyle, nice cars, clothes, jewelry, etc. He cheated over and over, ironically by impressing women with flashy cars (that I bought him). That's why we broke up, though. We were together 2 years

The next guy I dated was a weird cuck. He broke out of my "friend zone" and spent all day playing video games getting fat. I wouldn't mind, but he blew through my money like fucking crazy, on dumb shit like alcohol, games, technology that he would break in a matter of weeks. He was the most selfish, awful, person... finally I convinced him to go to rehab, and I left him while he was in there. I kept paying for his SLE rent ($700) a few months after we broke up. Idk why.

The last guy, I'm still with. He is the first kind. Very respectful and understanding. He's not a cuck at all... he's doesn't want me to work. He just knows we need to keep a roof over our head, and our minimum wage jobs aren't enough. He would do anything to make it so I could stop, but there just aren't any options right now. He actually encourages me to save my money, and have goals. He has made me a better, sharper person all around. If I met him first, instead of the two losers before him, I'd probably be set right now.

So that's why my advice is to skip the whole "bf" thing, unless you find the last kind. The narcissist, the entitled guy, the asshole, the materialistic guy..it's just not worth it. Find someone who genuinely loves you, understands, supports you, and has plans for the future where you grow old together and you are no longer an escort supporting both of you financially.

>>716878778
First and foremost, I respect you coming here and enlightening us on the female side of whoring, it's an interesting perspective....

BUT
>-If you want a bf, he has to be either VERY understanding, a cuck, or a greedy entitled piece of shit. The first kind is the only kind worth having, and that's the hardest to find.

lol at believing you can even have a boyfriend and do that profession. You can have either a pimp or a cuck and that's about it. A "very understanding" boyfriend who isn't a cuck would never be into you.... by the very definition any man with you will be a cuck or a pimp. You will never have an alpha stud that's so understanding he doesn't mind you selling your body. That doesn't even make sense. But if that pipe dream helps you than I suppose that's fine.

You may be able to have a very close male friend that you make out with and love each other, but any guy that wants you sexually has to be a cuck.... any guy with even a bit of testosterone won't be cool with it.

>>716868710
Also in Austin

>>716879958
Sorry sweetheart but >>716880030 is right. Your bf is either constantly crying or fapping furiously to your reviews of other men spunking down your throat before he kisses you. He'll never say though

>>716880030
you left out the possibility that he's a fucking fag that loves all the leftover jizz in her beat up snatch

>>716879958
Ugh This bothers me so much to hear because I've had two incidents, one currently, where I truly dont care about their profession. I would still be with them regardless. But I got the run around from both of them. The current one is SLOWLY coming around and we may end up together. I hope it happens.

>>716867242
Just drive over to Nevada (avoid Las Vegas) and get a legal, clean prostitute. No need to worry about cops or AIDS

>>716880030
>any guy with even a bit of testosterone won't be cool with it.
Not really. See >>716879958

My bf and I started dating while I was just seeing the sugar daddy, whom I didn't have sex with (because he couldn't get hard). The money was great and I had my dignity.. My bf and I were friends first.. he used to say he could "never date a woman who was a prostitute" and it hurt me cuz I knew I was falling for him, and he didn't know what I did.

Finally the truth came out. We started getting intimate and talking about dating..so I told him the truth about my past, and the sd I was still seeing. It was very hard for him to accept but he already had been falling for me. I guess he was okay with it once he realized how differently I operate. How I genuinely don't get emotionally involved...how I am completely safe, and don't have rough sex or anything.. how I'm not all "used up" or diseased, as the media paints an escort to be.

Now, in these past few months, I had to go back to working. He is not happy about it. He completely respects me...he's FAR from a cuck (he's alpha, he can handle his own). He beats himself up because he wishes he could support us. He feels that it's not his place to tell me to stop, since I'm the main bread winner and both of us would be homeless if I stopped right now.

He wouldn't support me doing this forever. He doesn't see it as something to be proud of. He is slightly ashamed. He's mostly worried about people finding out. But at the end of the day.. he knows this is just a phase so we can get our heads above water and start a real life together. We've been together 3 years now, and this truly is just a tiny fraction of our relationship. It doesn't define us at all. If I escort for 6 months and stop, things will go back to how they were only better because we will have a savings, degrees, we'll be able to buy a home and start living the way we dreamed. He respects the fact that I'm willing to hustle and compromise my comfort for us.

>>716880835
>Just drive over to Nevada
Sure, that'll be a nice short trip.

>>716880910
>I had my dignity
oh, you!

>>716877037
I shave my balls so they resemble gum better. I have nothing better to do in life than make people see my balls.

>>716880667
I'm the escort you responded to.

How did you meet?
If you met her as a client, then she may be just humoring you to keep you as a customer. If you are friends first, it is probably genuine. BUT if you have ever paid for her services, she will likely never see you as bf material. It's just how it is for most escorts. We separate work from reality...you can't try to blend the two.

>>716880910
He was in the friend zone and probably said that because he saw you online and wanted you to stop. Also letting your gf whore herself out so you arent homeless from your minimum wage job pretty much exclusively rules you out from ever being close to alpha

>>716869498
sauce?

>>716880910
> He completely respects me...he's FAR from a cuck (he's alpha, he can handle his own). He beats himself up because he wishes he could support us. He feels that it's not his place to tell me to stop, since I'm the main bread winner and both of us would be homeless if I stopped right now.

Would you honestly listen to yourself. That guy is as cucked as cuck can get. Well, I guess he's not raising some half-nig bastard, but pretty much everything else is "ultra cuck".

And no man could literally have a whore gf who isn't getting off on it (even if he acts like he hates it), he'd find himself a different woman. And if he's as alpha as you say, that shouldn't be hard.

And an alpha man will not be working a minimum wage job either. He'll quickly distinguish himself in shit jobs and at least be like a middle manager or something. Particularly cause it sounds like you're probably in your mid to late 20s. No alpha would be "homeless if not for my whoring". He would at least be able to afford himself a small place for the both of you.

But keep telling yourself your man isn't a cuck. Honestly, a lot of whores need a healthy amount of self-deceit to not be psychologically crushed, so keep at it.

Alpha men will at least be able to provide for themselves and a woman, maybe not get her everything she wants, but at least give her a home and the basics (but it's nice if she at least contributes on the rent, bills, and groceries).

But don't mistake my tone, I'm not casting judgment, you do you.

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>>716867242
You get a gf, wait for her to destroy and abandon you, then find out she was being paid to escort you to heck the whole time.

>>716880964
Imagine an older woman offers you $1,000-$2,000 every single week, for YEARS. In return, you have to show up once a week, stay for 4-8 hours, and pretend she's interesting. You watch weird porn with her. She introduces you to her kids as her bf and they look at her like she's crazy, but you have to just go along with it. You don't have to kiss her. You don't have sex with her. You don't even have to hold her hand. Just be nice to her and let her brag to her friends and family, pretending she met you at a coffee shop, and that you are dating.

$1k-$2k per week. Every single week.

Would you turn it down anon?


I completely had my dignity. How is scurrying around a McDonalds, being yelled at by your boss for $8 bucks an hour, any more prideful?

Every job has aspects you won't like. I don't believe there's a person on earth who would turn down the obscure job offer I had those years.

>>716881976
Are you that aussie faggot from all those years ago?

>>716881976
And how much dignity do you have now that you are selling yourselfto do literally anything on backpage to stop your "alpha" boyfriend from being homeless?

>>716881488
He was my neighbor. He had no idea.

The whole time I lived at that apartment complex where we met, I had this lie I lived by. Everyone thought I worked for a company teaching kids with autism how to speak and be socially okay. It was a very elaborate lie. I had kids names, descriptions, I even had a pic of little autistic girl I carried around in my wallet, whom I said was one of my kids I watch.

No one suspected a thing. It blew his mind when I told him. His first reaction was "Wow anon..so... you see the sugar daddy Sunday and go watch kids on Monday?? That's crazy.."

To which I had to tell him.... actually... there is no kid. There's no autistic children organization.

At that point, he almost had a heart attack. "There's no KID??? THERE'S NO KID??? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF IN YOUR WALLET???"

...it went something like that. I don't look like an escort. I'm pretty, but I look very classy and square. No one would ever know unless I told them. When I told my (now) bf, he was in shock for several days.

>>716881976

I just cannot wrap my head around the fact that you burned through all that money

paying for your boyfriends

>>716881699
Well he does make some money, but the city I live it costs $1500/month for a tiny shitty apartment (literally, if you're LUCKY). It's an expensive area but we were born and raised here.

He also has a felony, which has held us back a lot. Most jobs turn him away because it is a felony that has to do with robbery, which places see you as an untrustworthy person. It happened when he was 17. Wasn't really even his fault (he participated, but he was kind of talked into it by his friends and played a very small role). He was the only one who got caught, but he didn't tell on his friends. Now, almost a decade later, he's still paying for it. He's trying to have it expunged. But the only places that will hire him are sort of "designated felon" program places.... he is trying to get a degree in something where his felony won't matter and he can be his own boss

>>716882316
No. I'm from California.
>>716882363
>literally anything
No. Not literally anything. Everything is covered. No emotional connection. No anal, no kissing, no oral, only certain positions where I can control the situation. It's very robotic, actually. Idk how the guys get off but they always do.

>>716882529
Yeah. Well the first bf was extremely expensive and pretty much would be like "if you love me and you're sleeping with other guys You HAVE to give me money I ask for since I put up with it" kind of psychological bullshit. He was pretty abusive and controlling. I didn't have a say in anything. The second bf would literally steal from me at the end. My bf now asks for NOTHING... he is the first one I dated who actually contributes and doesn't feel entitled to my money just because of how I got it.

>>716870059
i've heard good things about ant reviews

>>716880913
You make a weekend of it dude. The short time it takes to make the drive is well worth staying out of jail and AIDS free, IMO

But if your too lazy, enjoy your 30-60 days in jail and upto 1000$ fine

>>716883347
I know you. You're some fat latina.

>>716879571

second on the tnaboard, there were even a few in my relatively small town. good times were had (for money)

>>716882880
So he is a faggot that some guys used as a scapegoat. Not trying to bring you down but open your fucking eyes. If he was such a bad ass alpha with a criminal record he'd be running a building site at 26 not trying to get a degree. What degree is he getting btw? {If you don't mind me asking)

>>716881449
We met on adultwork. When we first met it was fireworks. I've seen my fair share of girls but she was something completely different. I had paid for the hour but she ended up staying an extra two hours. It got to the point where she was driving an hour to see me without charging me her outcall price. Then she started hanging out with me off the clock without charging me. I eventually paid an overnight with her, got her roses, booked a nice restaurant and saw a movie later. I asked her first thing in the morning if she would be my gf and she said yes with the biggest smile. But within days she was acting different and when I asked her what was up she said she wasn't feeling the relationship anymore. We still see each other but I'm charged everytime, even if it doesn't involve sex.

>>716883706
Jesus Christ

>>716867242
There are no super hot hookers. Avoid like the plague if you see one on the street.

>>716883992
>There are no super hot hookers in America

Fixed that for you, boy.

>>716884343
kek

>>716883347
>No anal, no kissing, no oral

Jesus, what kind of a whore are you? The no kissing is pretty much standard (but women can make a whole lot more of they give the full girlfriend experience, though they probably get a lot more stalkers too).

But no oral. WTF? And only certain positions?

I bet most leave disappointed and don't come back.

I mean, what are you mormon? That's like showing ankles, giving a backrub, fucking through a hole in a sheet, followed by a firm handshake.

I mean, I'm not knocking you, but if a guy is paying for your services, you should at least OFFER some services. That's like paying for a car wash and Julio just gives it a once over with a dry paper towel.

>>716868710
>Goto Eccie and find a newbie friendly girl.

This. eccie fucking rocks and is pretty big in Texas.

Well you could drive to a different city, go to massage parlors.
Also, Mexico is not very far. Otherside of El paso is a pretty good bordello walking distance of border. However, I recommend avoiding cops(or bribing them if you get caught) and having a drink at the regular bars. They usally have girls there too.
Or you could fly to bangkok or Pattaya.

Avoid street hookers and ads.

>>716883512
skinny white chick but thanks for playing

>>716883561
He's training to be a psychologist. He thinking about buying and flipping cars (fixing them up) in the mean time to help support us until he gets a degree

>>716869819
>"no black"

"No AA" is more common.

>>716883992
This isn't strictly true. There ARE hot hookers, but like any hot woman, they'll cost you a lot more and give you a lot less. I'd say 200 is a starting figure with most charging 400-600.

And the hot ones will be escorts, not street walkers. Street walkers are virtually all addicts working the local pimp/crack dealer. They get to the point where there habits surpass a regular paycheck so Jamal puts them on the street corner working for him in exchange for their rock rations.

Escorts advertising online are usually working for themselves and have their head on straight. They just realize selling their pussy makes far more than any regular job and they can make more with 4 hours of work a week than a standard 40 hour a week job.

>>716884971
I'm offering sex.... seems good enough. Most my customers are repeat customers. I just don't want to catch a disease or swap spit... I want to walk away from the session in the same shape I walked into it lol. No hickies, no new germs in or on my body, not all sweaty... If you're kissing escorts, good luck bro. That means she kissed every man before you that day. And if you kissed a GFE escort, she likely sucked off some guy with no rubber right before she kissed you.

I do offer oral with a condom just to get him hard before we begin. I don't let them go down on me. No way to protect it, plus most men are horrible in bed and it would probably hurt. Not trying to get the herps.

I know men would pay more for gfe, but it's not worth it at all. I've been told that my covered bjs are better than most girls uncovered bj

>>716885135
>skinny white chick
That's what all fat latinas say until you show up at their house and there are dogs running around, the TV is blasting, the house is a mess, and you have no choice but to put the envelop on the table after they threaten you. Fucking bait and switch.

>>716885428
Condoms aren't full proof. I was still able to contract herpes, and I have ALWAYS used condoms.

>>716885428
Nah, I don't pay for sex. Well, I did once in Germany on a vacation (and it was a lackluster experience sounding a lot like what you're offering). I can earn women's affection without paying.

But I think a lot of you cash in on the fact that there is absolutely no regulation and services cannot be openly negotiated beforehand.

If it was a legal and honest industry, I think you'd be out of work. A lot of guys want more than regular sex in the missionary position.

But given that it's an illegal industry and you can't negotiate beforehand without incriminating yourself... and there's not some agency like the better business bureau enforcing that the services negotiated were the services offered.... so guys are simply left with what you choose to offer and don't really get much say in it (except for the fact that they can choose not too come back).

It just seems crooked. Like someone buying a bag of weed and getting fucking spice and being told that's just how it is, if he doesn't like it don't come back.... but illegal business frequently runs crooked, but those that treat it like a business and offer more are the ones that corner the market.

>>716872550

Check her reviews. She seems to be the real thing.

>>716885632
That's true.. but I've got to do it somehow.

That's part of the reason I choose positions where I can be in control.... If I'm on top, I can use my fingers to make sure the rubber is staying on and rolled down all the way. I can fell if it's going to break and stop before it does. I can make sure I'm not getting pounded and stretched out.

When I first started, I let guys do doggie style. I liked not having to make eye contact. However, they always try to pound me and it takes a few days for my pussy to tighten back to normal after a good pounding. I didn't want that because what if one day it doesn't go back to it's normal tightness? The final straw was this guy was hitting it from the back, the condom slipped off, I didn't notice but he stuck it back in and kept going. Luckily I noticed before he came. I jumped up and kicked him out of the room, screaming at him. He was naked with his pants around his ankles. I opened the door a crack and threw out his clothes one at a time, and his phone. I cleared out his wallet before tossing it to him. I was fucking hot.

Luckily I didn't catch anything or get pregnant, but that is why I don't let men do doggie style. Because they will be too rough, and/or try to sneak the condom off. Better if I can be in control of what's happening. I'm still putting out, just not willing to ruin my life for a couple of bucks.

>>716885135
>He's training to be a psychologist
So he's doing a psychology degree. Better start lowering your prices. 30 year old whores don't command as much as 20 year olds

>>716885632
>full proof

The saying is "fool proof". Just helping you out so you don't sound as retarded in teh future. That being said, I agree, OP is hedging a lot of bets on the safety of condom.

Another FYI, the HIV virus is about 1/10th the size of the natural pores in condoms (yes there are microscopic pores in condoms).

Have you got any STDs, femanon? When was the last time you checked. I hope for you and your man's sake that you check regularly. Whoremongering men are not likely to be the cleanest....

>>716872626

This is why I have my wife drop me off for incalls. It's also the reason I do mostly incalls.

>>716885935
Honestly the worst guy I've ever seen was German.

Anyway... I'm not lying about anything. I'm offering sex. I don't rush. You can use the whole time you pay for. I say right on my ad "ALWAYS Safe play only". I tell them I don't offer GFE (kissing or bare back anything). If you decide to call anyway, because you think you can convince me to do something unprotected, that's your fault for trying to push my boundaries. I do have sex. There's no false advertisements. I'm not going to change my mind about my rules. I'm already willing to sell my body for this cheap ass price... everyone has a price and that's mine. Everyone has rules and those are mine. So it's like, take it or leave it. The only reason you could be mad is if I A)Don't have sex with you, or B)Don't give you the whole amount of time you paid for. I'm very sweet and respectful. No one has been dissatisfied unless they thought they could talk me into something that I already said no to before they paid me.

Fuck

>>716885935
If you're the same guy who went on that tangent about how she could never have an "alpha" boyfriend, your indignation is pretty damn hilarious.

Stick with streetwalkers. Pussy is anywhere from $20 on up. I have met some absolutely hot chicks who were streetwalking. From age 12 on up. Tip: make sure they hop in your car before negotiations begin. Chit chat a bit while driving. Ask them if they are a cop. Ask them to grab your dick. Good luck.

>>716886619
>I have met some absolutely hot chicks who were streetwalking. From age 12 on up
Yeah, no. Sorry, we don't all live in mexico.

>>716886173
fem escort here...
like I said, my first experience I was 14 and the guy just jacked off while looking at me and gave me $400.
After that, I was working from age 17 all the way til about 22, working every day. Maybe 1 or 2 days off each year.
I've been tested twice a year, and never once caught an std. I did have a uti once..but idk if that has to do with sex. I think my body just reacts weirdly to the condoms sometimes they irritate me. But I never got pregnant and never had any std scares. Maybe I'm just lucky..but I doubt it. You just have to be extremely careful, every single time. Treat each person like they are infected...never let your guard down.

>>716872080
The reason nearly all women put "no blacks" in whore ads is because rap culture glorifies pimping/slinging/hustling to the point that nearly every black man is trying to get into the pimping game. They'll call a hooker with the sole intention of trying to exploit her, scare her, muscle her, or use her addictions against her to have her giving him most of her earnings.

And this isn't just a rare phenomenon. About 95% of niggers are exactly the stereotype they've been given.... and that means trouble for sex workers. So they'd just prefer to sidestep this problem altogether and not deal with someone with a chimpish IQ who's trying to muscle/threaten her into being sold like cattle for profit.

Ironically, despite black music making the notion of pimping ubiquitous, the actual practice is way down. Online advertising has really alleviated the need for someone to handle the business side of things for the woman.... but blacks cannot comprehend this (as they can't comprehend much). However, they still tend to sell crackhead women like cattle and most crack dealers are black and use crack addiction to exploit women.

Streetwalker warning tips;
Dont give them money at a cheap motel and let them pay for the room. They will bolt with the dough.
Look under the bed. One time in san francisco, i dropped my pants on the floor next to the bed. There was a nigger hiding under the bed and he rifled my wallet while i was banging away. Didnt discover the theft until after i left.

>>716886450
Out of curiosity, what is your price?

>>716868030
I'm in BCS; any suggestions?

>>716887004
>Dont give them money at a cheap motel and let them pay for the room. They will bolt with the dough.
No they won't. I've been in the hobby for 4 years and that has never happened to me before.

>There was a nigger hiding under the bed
That's pretty hilarious.