>God-Tier Comedians go!

Hannibal Buress

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>>716866563
>this is actually an album cover Prince had based on Dave Chappelle's skit

>>716868811
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakfast_Can_Wait

>>716868811
>>716868873
kek

>>716868811
dave chappele in a nutshell

>black people do this
>white people do this
>arabs spics and asians are arabs spics and asians
>dude weed lmao

dude is a fucking hack
he even rips on politics in a hacky way

i will never understand his appeal

>>716869105
Heckler detected

>>716869105
You're just a prejudiced pleb is all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--IS0XiNdpk

>>716869105
Chappelle's show wasn't stand up but if you ever are wondering why people love him so much, watch the very first episode.

>>716869105
His Appeal was ghetto comedy like his 2003 special

>>716869398
This whole video needs to be watched. It's a tad bit tame than his normal material because he's on SNL and not real cable tv, but the theme of this segment is important, all the way to the end.

>>716869842
Wrong. You don't get targeted by the cabal for character assassination for not being an effective comedian.

>>716869105
kill yourself you fucking moron

>>716869105
this 100 times
his whole bit was niggers do niggerish things like "grape drink" bit "baby drug dealer in the projects"

then white people
"chuck taylor the news reporter" "jim fell asleep so we, like, stuck a carrot in his ass"

lame music bits with faggy john mayer

in his own words, "a weed movie for kids"

lame ass easy targets like government being corrupt and bush/oil propaganda

>>716869105
The "Niggar family" vignette is very poignant and funny and it has a solid kind of mirror-view look at racism. Looks like Youtube took off a lot of the videos but there's this one on Comedy Central's website. Basically, the family's name is Niggar, so it sounds like they're calling them niggers.

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/mlg0y7/chappelle-s-show-the-niggar-family---uncensored

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lets not forget

>>716866563
https://youtu.be/Q9GNMDToTvc

>>716867713
100%, Norm is terribly underrated.

>>716871077
lol white people are the niggers
but they do white people things
and the milkman is the nigger
and he does niggerish things
wow clever

>>716871538
Also a gr8 choice

>>716871612
You're just too prejudiced to find it funny and too stupid to understand the subversion. Is your last name niggar?

>>716868554
Yep

>>716866563
>god-tier
>comedian
>a nigger

What the fuck are you talking about faggot?

>>716866563
Wish he was still here to slay the SJW's

>>716871880
listen to 10 minutes of his stuff and you will agree, fuck face

>>716871612
>but they do white people things

Since you didn't understand, they actually have the traits and behaviors of the "black stereotypes."

>The white family has those "Niggar lips"
>The white family member is described as "one lazy niggar"
>The Niggar family is also frequently late on paying bills, etc.

Dave Chappelle's character is getting a kick out of being able to call them Niggars/niggers, calling white people niggers.

This is just one element from something so simple that you still fail to understand.

>>716872126
wow race jokes thats crazy

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So much this.
Look up his shows on netflix, Completely Normal, and Mostly Stories, both are fucking gold.

>>716872210
Sounds like you're mad. You have to be actually funny to get away with having race jokes put on cable tv, which is why you'll never see 4chan racist memes on tv, because it's not actually funny, it's just angry and butthurt.

back on subject.

joe rogan, joey diaz and brendan schaub are all pretty god-tier comics, lets not kid ourselves.

>>716872370
classic newfag bottom of the barrel reply

"hurr u mad"

I dont even agree with the other guy, but where the fuck is he mad? You're fucking retarded man. And a newfag. And cancer. Suicide is recommended.

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>>716866563

>>716872622
But you are mad, that's the sole source of your replies to things you don't like.

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Paul Sinha

Jeff Dunham

>>716872622
I found the Niggar. So when's the Niggar family reunion this year?

>>716872058
>agree with a nigger

FUck off.

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>>716872789

anthony jeselnik

>>716872789
oh good god, if your racism supersedes your sense of humor just kys

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>>716866563
this men

>>716872855
No

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>>716866563
>listen to based Patrice ONeal for the first time
>Patrice talks about combining the states and debating which states are going to be enslaved to build the new US
>seen Patrice destroy a feminist on national television
>love the way he breaks shit down with humor and logic and openly admits he's a racist as fuck
>tfw found out Patrice died
>tfw never ever going to hear Patrices take on BLM, ISIS, Feminism, president Trump or anything ever again
>tfw there will never be another Patrice ONeal ever again

>>716868554
No

>>716873027
>just kys

How edgy. Watch out for that sharp edge, 9hipster

>>716873241
then, go suck a dick. better?

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>>716873027
These creatures have no sense of humor. All they have is anger, butthurt, and virginity.

>>716873168
found the guy that takes everything too seriously

>>716872508

not even mad at this list. this guy isprolly acoll chillbro. nice list anon.

>>716873467
that's 99% of all stand up comedians...

>>716866563
dave attel
dave chapelle
chris rock
kurt metzger
greg giraldo
richard pryor
anthony jeselnik

>>716872508
Fucking Brendan Schaub? lol?

>>716873684
giraldo was a beast on tough crowd

>>716873412
Good cases of argument, I must say.
Now fuck off to le 9gag army :P xD and jerk off to minecraft, kiddo. This is /b/, youre not cut out for it

>>716873803
Oh god shut the fuck up, get over yourself for fucks sake.

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>>716873627
Except comedians know how to turn their anger into comedy and be productive with it. Some people's anger and butthurt is so overwhelming they lack a sense of humor.
>the alt-wrong

>>716873803
wtf is wrong with you. stop acting like a cunt. i despise 9gag just as much as you seem to
> :P xD,kiddo
terrible

>>716873686

he's actually pritty fuckin funny on the fight and kid. also funny live. saw him the other nihht at the laugh dactory. hes a future comic, trust me. funny guy.

>>716874111
>clearly doesn't fucking understand the irony or sarcasm in using :P xD

Are you actually this retarded?

>>716873684
also honorable mention to
louie c.k.
bill burr
norm macdonald
jim norton
mark normand
bill hicks
mitch hedberg
jim jefferies
sam kinison
doug stanhope
marc maron
robert kelly
george carlin
steve martin
jim carey
don rickles
woody allen
andy kafman

>>716874211
I can't take Fighter and the Kid seriously because a guy who's like 50 is calling himself "the Kid", wat

>>716873926
Aww are you hurt and triggered? Go the fuck back to Facebook then. Newfag.

>>716874366
hahahahahaha TRIGGERED. NEWFAG. I KNOW WORDS FROM B

>>716874066
agreed but i think all comedians are susceptible to this. especially the ones that OD or blow their brains out

Stanhope, Burr, and Diaz are the Federer, Nadal and Murray of comedy

>>716872767
Kill yourself

>>716869105
Slash thread

>>716874494
Wow aren't you a trooper. I bet you were "the fool" in your class huh. True memer. Stick to it kiddo, I bet some girl will look at you one day.

>hahahahahaha TRIGGERED. NEWFAG. I KNOW WORDS FROM B

Seems like I wasn't wrong about the triggered part eh, fuckboy.

>>716874329
Bill Hicks
George Carlin
Dave Attell
Big Jay Okerson
Mitch Hedberg
Woody Allen
Louis CK.
Bill Burr

>>716872767
This anon gets it

>>716874751
What does that even mean? True memer? Because I think you're a retard I'm a "memer"? lol what is that logic

>>716874558
That's just celebrities in general though and I think that has more to do with celebrities realizing they are truly lonely. With all that fame and money and power, all anyone ever wants from them is a piece of it and they turn to drugs to escape, they essentially want to die from their addictions, it's just a slow suicide, sometimes a conscious thing for the ODers.

>>71687305
Yeah this you cunt nigger faggot

>>716874321
>irony or sarcasm
pick one you god damn jew. or dont you know the difference, kiddo? =)

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bump

>>716875074
billy burr is best burr

>>716875211
the man is a complete animal

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Please watch this for a hardy lul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY1eXnbB1Mg

>>716875312
AHAHAHAHAHAA

>>716873050
Yeah this you cunt nigger faggot

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>>716873050
Fucking finnaly, LOUIS CK MASTER RACE

>>716875473
suck a fuck bich of sun

>>716875312
Pls no

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Gary Gulman a jew but he good jew

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DUMMIES

>>716876243
yeeeeee he's really underrated. really strange sense of humor.

>>716873204

Meanwhile like every other shitty black middle-act comedian doing the same Chris Rock shtick is still alive.

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>>716866563
nope
>>716867713
yep
>>716868554
ha, not even close
>>716868811
no
>>716871538
cringey fuck
>>716872259
>>716872718
who?
>>716872508
no, no, no
>>716872767
wut
>>716872855
tries to hard to be edgy
>>716873050
yep
>>716873204
he wasn't funny
>>716873684
7 nopes
>>716874329
yes to burr and hedberg and norm and martin and nope to the others
>>716874774
bill hicks was cancer personified, most of your list sucks dick, except for louis and mitch and burr
>>716875312
a voice for silent movies
>>716876120
he pretty funny
>>716876243
ah jeez no

>>716877806

>t. self-opinated neckbeard.

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>>716877806
>>>716868811
>no

>I bet this angers you too

>>716878174
this

>>716877806
>autism: the post

>>716877806
>thinks only the joo is funny
Kike detected. I bet you post as a white alt-rightfag too.

>>716878174
>opinated
>>716878329
>I get mad on opinion threads that other people have opinions: the post

>>716876120
Jews invented comedy, retard.

>>716878287
why would you assume I'm angry?

>>716878498
This is bait. Don't reply to it.

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>>716878498
Speaking of inventions.

>>716878569
It is true tho

>>716878641
Kike

>>716878712
Retard

>>716878641
jews are prone to be good comedians but they sure as fuck didn't invent it

>>716878804
>>716878761
Kikes

>>716878889
im black, fuck face

>>716878983
You're a kike

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funniest guy alive... wonder where he gets his ideas from?

>>716879023
>wonder where he gets his ideas from?

Deez nuts

>>716879019
if you insist...^^

>>716872259
Anon nailed it , we can all go home.

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>>716878983

>>716866563

bob saget

>>716879135
I've heard Bert Kreischer praising him so much that it's made me not want to check his shit out for some reason

>>716879212
kek

>>716879271
bob faggot

>>716877806
You are just full of shit opinions.

>>716879540
This is supposed to be Jim Jefferies, how the fuck did that happen?

>>716879702
xD

>>716878498
shut up ya fuckin jew

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>>716879702
weird

>>716879359
I get that feel man. He is a pretty decent comedian though.

>>716879359
they are friends that why, tom is pretty good not god tier
bert kreischer on the other hand is shit comedy for retards

THE DOTTED LINES INSTEAD OF THE (YOUS)S JUST GOT SLIGHTLY BIGGER

>>716879647
nah, just not a cum-guzzling retard like yerself, son

>>716866563
RIP patrice... my fav

>>716879540
jim jefferies is funny for the same kind of people who share videos on facebook

>>716880670
nice try Amy

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Does anyone enjoy Tosh?
I thought that it was just kid me who enjoyed him so much but I re-listened to his albums and I think its still good.

>>716880675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1qKy4cMPUI

so good

>>716880670
kek

>>716880818
>muh vaginaaa

>>716880867
his stand up isn't horrible but his show went to shit a long time ago

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Also, Maron and Frankie Boyle

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what a terrific audience

>>716880094
yea im not into his standup... but the stories he tells on podcasts are pretty good

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>>716880670

There are very few funny female comedians...

Maria Bamford
Kathleen Madigan
Janeane Garofalo
Jackie Kashian

That's about it.

>>716874570
>Stanhope
Good taste.

>>716866563
>Ctrl+f
>Dane Cook
How and Why did his name not show up?

>>716867713
I met Norm! He's awesome. He signed my Dirty Work DVD, and the booklet from my Norm Show DVDs

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>>716881958
i... cant....even....

>>716879023
He's only funny when he takes Norm's abuse

>>716882133
you like watchin leafy?
'

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missed me guys?
I'm Dane Cook.

>>716881721
Maria Bamford is My kinda woman. So many mental problems you couldn't count em on your fingers. She also has a very gentle voice.

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>>716882656

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>>716882656

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>>716882826

>>716882826
moarrrrrrrr

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>>716883186