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>>716863979

"I am supercharged by the power of Cocainium!"

>>716864091
where's that quote from

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>>716864294

Made it up on the spot, but it's a reference to this.

Hi Hannah

>>716864571
Hey Max

>>716864384
brutal

>>716864384

I can't believe the truck driver didn't just go into reverse, instead of turning his vehicle directly onto the tracks (you can see the truck moving just before the second train arrives).

>>716864621
That blow job was fun

>>716864671
too bad the fps is so shit

>>716863979
I can fap to this

>>716864384
I hate tag team matches.

>>716864689
the truck hit the side of the train and the front end was dragged parallel to the tracks

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>>716863979

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>>716863979
I hate this planet

Spiders extinct when

>>716864935

He still should have abandoned the vehicle. He's on the train tracks, there's no guarantee a second train won't hit him (which is exactly what happened).

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>>716865044

>>716865004
What is the source and how can I do this?

>>716865286
Enough of Reddit has fits about this shit that it doesn't even faze me any more, can't take it seriously.

>>716865336
Google: "Elephant Toothpaste"

>>716863979
Its shedding its skin

>>716865393
cute baby squirrel

>>716865004
Why the fuck would anyone this

>>716865590
Why not?

>>716865569
Rabies

>>716865755
thats brutal

>>716865004

>After "Mythbusters" was abruptly canceled, the cast and crew reacted much worse than expected.

>>716865573
kek, that's pretty good.

>>716865569
its a mouse weasel

>>716865755

Type of dog?

>>716865755
With this being 4chan, I was expecting someone to punt it.

>>716866033
tiny.

>>716866115
i think its a minimus

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>>716865888
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>716865888

Looks like the spider was either dead or dying, and a bunch of ants were clustered around it.

When the human whacked the spider, it scattered the ants.

>>716865886
no, its a baby squirrel

>>716866273
those are spiderlings that rest of their mothers back that scattered

>>716866273
it was already dead, ant we're taking it back to home base to feed larva

>>716866273
If those were ants then you would see a trail connecting the spider and the wall. Perhaps the spider was carrying spiderlings.

>>716866033
Toy Pomeranian

>>716866543
miniature teacup toy...

>>716865926
What the fuck is Idra doing with that thing?

>>716863979
It's not giving birth, it's just molting. Spiders, crabs and such, shed their exoskeleton as they grow.

>>716866273
Those are baby spiders they ride on the mothers back

>>716866273
Ants don't move that quickly or in that fashion. Those are baby spiders 100%.

>>716863979
>filename

You're a fucking idiot. It's molting because it got too big for its exoskeleton.

>>716865590
IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE

>>716866035
i was thinking the exact same thing

>>716865393
too bad they smell like fucking piss.
and it's such a strong rancid smell.

they are cute. but piss smell everywhere..

>>716866273
Nah, those spiders carry their young on their back. They're not everywhere, so maybe you just aren't familiar with them.

>>716867358
call someone a retard yet you say its molting...looks like a big baby spider coming out of mama spider fucknut. does it look like theres fire to molt it? if it was molting how is it still in form.

>>716863979
Fuck they reproduce like in the movies, fuck when they going to mars because im fucking out.

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fucked up shit here
http://cheesespin.net/
and funny porn

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>>716867547

>>716867547
You're either the shittiest troll, or you just need to do some research on your free time about the animals you share the planet with.

The spider in OP is obviously molting. Babies are born out of tiny, almost microscopic eggs built into huge egg sacs.

>>716867886
dumbfuck explain why theres 2 spiders than, after 1. if it was molting there wouldn't even be 1 spider...it would be a puddle or something. ive never actually seen a spider molt but ive seen ice molt...all it does is become a puddle.

>>716868154
Well, I could give you a long pedantic explanation, but since you don't give a fuck about that, instead how about I put on some tea and have some crumpets?

>>716868276
now your just using made up words

>>716863979
I'm not a spider but that shit looks like it would feel so good.

>>716868247
Destruction of the male

>>716868154
>just pretending to be retarded

lol, Just on the off chance that you aren't trolling and you're just shitty at english, try googling "Molt" It's different from "Melt"

>>716868502
Hell yeah, dude. I bet that old skin probably itches like fuck when it's ready to come off.

>>716868539
i hardly doubt that spider was being molted i dont even see lava

>>716868502
thats exactly what a spider would say...

>>716868276
>>716868539
Jesus Christ are you faggots really getting rused? He literally said "watching ice molt" and you're still replying.

Top kek.

>>716865460
that guy has parkinsons for sure.

>>716868154
Truly this is some of the shittiest baiting I have seen in years. If this is the extent of the effort you put into life, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that you regularly shit your pants when you don't happen to be in the same room as a toilet. Either that, or you really are this fucking retarded and you regularly shit your pants because you don't know any better.

>>716868276
>ive seen ice molt

._.

>>716869268
>>716869332
See
>>716869061
And then kill yourselves for being pulled along for the ride.

>>716868146
kek

kids are all fucking dumb, spiders dont molt and if they did there would need to be fire which there wasnt.

>>716869441
"outta my face normie"

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>>716868146
we will rebuild

>>716869441
The teacher needs to get fucking fired for allowing that shit to go on.

It's shit like that that ends up turning into it being completely seemly and understandable that a 300lb cop drop kicks some nigger bitch and drags her out.

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>>716869940
Like the northwest pacific tree octopus (pic related0

>>716864294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFJ62vlZbls

>>716870492

what is the teacher going to do? ask them to stop?

all they can do is call the cops and if they do come it will end up the teacher gets fired and the school gets sued because dats raycis

>>716867521
what makes them smell so bad? natural oils or something? or do they just piss everywhere?

>>716871219

lots of animals have scent glands that make very strong smelling liquid

>>716866699
Thats not a Hydra. Thats a rare daedra monster and his fun minion.

>>716871158
Of course, and if they don't they need to be suspended and further expelled if the issue persists.

I get it that those nigger quarters have the worst public schools int he country because the people are garbage, but that's no excuse to let breed shit. They need to kick out the people who aren't there to learn and focus on teaching the kids who are eager to learn and advance their life.

Let those fucking niggers pretend to be tribal savages all they want, at home, not wasting public tax dollars any more than they already are.

Honestly, the way the US runs its public school is absurd. It's like they want to pretend everyone is equal, when the opposite is the case and always has been.

>>716863979
You know guise this process is fucking traumatic and stressing for the spider? Damn nature.

>>716871219
Most of the ferrets and weasel types are notorious for constantly releasing a pungent musk that permeates their living area and everything around it.

It's disgusting and as far as I can tell objectively repulsive to everyone and everything but other ferrets and such. It is a very strong musk

>>716865336
It's from a Norwegian program called "ikkje gjør dette hjemme" which just means don't do this at home.

>>716871978
>It's like they want to pretend

well that's the problem, the politician's children, ths SJW's children, the leftists, their children don't have to attend these schools so they either don't see what is going on or they don't care

we have an entire system of government that puts it's collective head in the sand

and it's not just happening the mostly black schools, it's happening in the diverse schools as well, but they can never admit that we are different, the best thing good people can do is move away from these people, because no one is going to help

>>716863979
Where's a fucking rolled up up newspaper or a shoe....that fucking thing needs squashing good......fucking disgusting

>>716869441
Japan doesn't have this kind of problem. School is only for those who are good enough to make the cut and who are able to afford it.

The West is too busy sucking Satan's Pecker for Equality to see how ridiculous it looks to the rest of the world for not just pretending that everyone is the same, but trying to force others to believe the delusion.

Some people don't need to be in school at all, and the people that do want to be there should have teachers that can focus with them instead of getting bored or dragged down by all the riff-raff.

>>716872711

well give it time, the (((globalists))) have already begun to infect nipponland

>>716864689
Coz he had his bottle of vodka in one hand and a copy of big fat Slags in the other....he was having to drive with just his knees.....give him a break

>>716871980
FUCKING GOOD.....HA

>>716864689
>(you can see the truck moving just before the second train arrives).

Since it looks like you missed it, the truck probably had bad brakes and did its best to stop in time, and it did not stop in time, it hit the first train and was being dragged by the train already when the second train hit it.

so, while, throwing the truck in reverse and hitting the gas might seem prudent, it's probably not so easy when you just hit a train that's crushing your cab and dragging your truck toward another train.

>>716866273
so this is... the power of NEET
notknowing shit about the world around you

>>716866273
Nah he is right....when it dies it scatters the ants.....
My uncle also did that on his deathbed.....it was quite emotional really.....