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You have 10 SECONDS to prove you're WHITE.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You have 10 SECONDS to prove you're WHITE.
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I own boat shoes
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jew
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i have money
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i fuck my cousins
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I dripped food out of my mouth. Does that count? Oh and there's food on my cloathing as well.
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>>716849644
1. d4
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I have a job that requires an actual education.
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I hate chicken and watermeloon
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>>716849644
I pay people back
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>>716849723
do you own a boat to go w/ those shoes? because poor white is logically equivalent to not white
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>>716849932
Food = white
No Food = Africa = Black people = monkeys
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I'm racist
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>>716849644
I can't handle spicy food
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>>716849644
i have a 401k
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i frequent starbucks
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brzęczyszczykiewicz
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You all all really terrible and bad and racist :(
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>>716850114
Wrong answer, noone is more racist than black people.
Get the torches!!
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>>716850096
kek
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>>716849644
I watch black guys fuck my women
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mayo is spicy
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i drive a tractor
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>>716849644
I shot up my school
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I bought my bike
I can swim
I don't own anything made of gold
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H&H shoes.
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>>716850191
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>>716849644
I have a shotgun
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i'm fat
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I pay taxes
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>>716850293
Ahaha, well done, Sir:D
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I've never been arrested.
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I like chicken
I'm tall
I can play basketball
I dosent have a dad
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Gainfully employed
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>>716849644
I like wine and cheese
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>>716849644
I've never stolen anything in my life
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im not in jail
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>>716849644
I'm white
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I could read the title of this thread
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Cottage cheese is the bees knees!
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>>716849644
Who's the girl?
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>>716849644
Im 37 and I don't have any grandkids.
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I can read and write.
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I have a pigment defiency
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Sagte einer weiĂź?
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>>716849644
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>>716850180
I can pronounce this.
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I've never looted and burned down my own neighborhood because a criminal got killed.
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>>716849644
bon jovi
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>>716849644
I have two degrees, I work from my home office, I own a home, I own firearms - legally, I vote in off-cycle elections, I both of my parents are married, I know my father, I have no children and a wife, I like to go camping, I volunteer for a charity, I reed books for fun, I have a hobby that requires investing both time and money, I own stocks, I have full coverage auto insurance and I get a discount, I have a credit score over 720, I can't remember the last time I ate McDonald's.
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never been arrested
i'm a father to my kids
work everyday earning an honest living
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>>716849644
i would marry this girl and stay with her forever, even after having 2 1/5 kids with her
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>>716850398
Bull shit I'm white and I have been arrested
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>>716849644
I just paid a colored person to cut up the cardboard boxes of all the gifts from christmas and put them on the curb for recycling day, does that count?
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i'm a respectable, decent, human being
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My name is daniel
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I talk back to police
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>>716850136
OP said prove you're white, not autistic.
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I'm in the KKK
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>>716849644
>I'm not
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I talk endlessly about black people.
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>>716850752
on all levels but physical you're a nigger
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I dress in skinny jeans and a t-shirt with converse and a beanie.
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>>716849644

I'M A ISRAELI

SON OF A BITCH GERMAN

GERMAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT HOLOCAUST?

DO YOU WANT RACIAL PURITY?

GERMAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

ADOLF HITLER IS A MURDERER

FUCKING GERMANY
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>>716849644
I said hello to my father before he went to work.
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>>716850707
nailed it
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>>716850707
My fucking sides have left the atmosphere
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I can count to 10.
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I don't see color
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>>716850707
>reed
Nice try Jamal
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>>716849644
Ich bin schwarz
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>>716850883
bet you got a huge bush
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>>716849644
I'm in a clan. But it's not wu tang
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>>716850804
>>716850883
>>716850907
>>716850921
>>716850912
>>716850907
>>716850784
>>716850774
>>716850754
>>716850771
>>716849644
The best niggers were the ones that sold us the slaves
Ain't saying much compared to the nigger that raves
And rants 'bout how they quote en quote "wuz kangs and shit"
Everytime I hear one say that I need a big hit
Then I need to grab my whip and lash at a nig
Use a whip crack to make the nig do a jig
It helps me relax and relive the glory days
When if a nigger misbehaved, they were set ablaze
And no one gave a shit, 'cause niggers weren't human
Then the 14th amendment had to go and ruin it
And pave the way for Apartheid to be destroyed
And leave a void where the segregation I enjoyed
Used to be, now it's all about "equality"
Bitch please, a nigger will never be equal to me
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>>716850707
Sorry, OP said you only have ten seconds, it's official. You're a nigger.
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>>716851006
yeah I caught that after I posted. Fuck it, it's still a correctly spelled word.
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>>716849873
that's an Arab thing though
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pussy is red
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>>716850180
Slavs are Mongols
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heil hitler
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>>716850883
nicht nett
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>>716849644
I pay taxes and use my workboots literally for work.
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>>716849644
white women do not want to fuck me
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I've raped a chick and got away with it due to good reputation and good family reputation.
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I'm rich
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>>716849644
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I`ve never stolen a single bike in my life.
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I love cheese
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The last time I was called "cracker" I produced a selection of fine cheeses
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>>716849644
in colour or race?
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yikes
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>>716850883
bad enough jews are trying to make the white race go extinct. Now I can see why they were banned in 109 countries throughout history.
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I know who my father is.
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>>716851338
Gotta love when a Jew tell the world what it's like to be white
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>>716851338
What a fucking cuck. Good thing the nomination got stolen by an unlikable witch.
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I apologize to every black person I see.
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Mayonnaise
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I don't know how to dance and get mad when black bois steel my womens
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>>716849644
I'm not in a gang
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I am eating cheezits on a bus back from new york because the planes and trains are much too expensive.
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>>716849644
I don't only fuck my own children
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>I am not white

>I am not a cuck
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>>716851220
Fucking niggers, looks like you're making it easier for us to form a lynch mob.

Gather all your baboon faces in your baboon places and we'll get our AKs and have our way.

If the race war comes, we'll end it all in the matter of a single day

Triple K, that's who you're fucking with

White might is not a great myth

We'll hang your niglets on the strongest of withes

And I won't have to hear you riff!
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>>716849644
I cant sexually satisfy my girlfreind
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>>716851292
this desu
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I vote against my selfish best interest
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>>716850180
powiat łękodoły
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>>716849644
I'm related to Winston Churchill
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>>716849644
Blue Lives Matter
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I am at a university, not some community college
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>>716851666
Woah, there, cut down the Latin, Satan
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>>am 22
>>living off married parents' money (they bought me a place)
>>WoW addiction since 16
>>just finished eating McDo
>>leaving trash around for Hispanic cleaner
>>virgin

Now you nigger
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I was raised by my mom and my dad.
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>>716851618


What Good punk ass White Head Ass Boys, on folks nem u ah start A Race War or some

ofn Ima slide on You And dump this 30 Clip On yo ass boa After Me And The Guyz Run a train on yo Grimy ass bitch foh

I stay In The Field boa dont play that Sweet shit im in Chicago All day Run up on me and get slumped Goof Ass cracka
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Hello, how are you guys today?
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>>716851753
Mości Panie, żółć Pana zalewa?
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>>716849644

My children all live in the same house as me.
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Look at my leg for proof
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>>716851823
we wuz kangz n sheeeiiiiiiit fam.
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>>716851823
Seems your using a third world education. Please insert $300 and retype your message. Fuck you and have an Americanly nice day!
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My dick is very, very, very small.
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>>716851941
Stop using daddy's make-up on your legs
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I've never been in jail
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>>716851823
did you get your outfit from a goodwill that was shut down in the 80's
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>>716849644
i COLONIZD black girls for easy kinky pussy
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>>716851338
>>716851513
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Sieg Heil
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>>716849644
We need to build a wall
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>>716849644

My ultralight backpacking base weight is 12 lb
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i know and have a healthy relationship with my father
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>>716849644
i'm a pussy
i let a black guy take my girl
i browse a site filled with losers
i also fuck my cousins
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I like mayonnaise
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>>716849644
I'm a Middle Class citizen
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>>716849644
no internet access in prison
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Minorities smell.
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I'm latino but I look arab.

Is this a problem?
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I took this picture of myself
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>>716851987
>>716852014
>>716852154

Post yo face don't be scared goofy ass cracka
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>>716852349

are your cousins hot though?
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>>716851676
>>716851692
if you niggers cam to throw spear you're going to be in tears>>716852039
>>716852165
>>716852349
>>716852459
>>716852441
>>716852390
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>>716852165
>every college in new england
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>>716852441
report to camp pk-7453
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>>716849644
Have a job, a black wife, and a half black kid. Family income north of $145k/year USD. Own my home in a nice upper middle class neighborhood. Drive a late model Subaru. Have a decent credit score. Only own six pairs of shoes. Will have defined-benefit pension plus 401k when I retire.
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had sex with a sexy black girl - but wont go out with her again cause overall i thought she smelt weird
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>>716852556

What can I do to not report to this camp?

b4 an hero
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>>716849644
Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>716852536
Be White beta male on /b/ with no GF and no job?

it is really great? LMAO
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>>716849644
I own multiple pairs of crocs
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I can speak proper English, and my grammar is easy to follow. I do not feel the need to post 'tbh' or 'fam' every twelve seconds.
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>>716852766

Except not finishing his job!
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>>716852821
fuck, you're right
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>>716850849
haha true i shoplifted 300$ worth of store merch yesterday
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>>716852681
bleach, lots and lots of bleach
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>>716852441
>>716852655
>>716852655
When I see you I admit my first thoughts are to lynch
You look so gross, I'd hang you up with a winch
Never in life have I been gladder
To own several guns with which to pop your bladder
Can end your worthless life with one squeeze
Or several to turn a nigger into swiss cheese
You porch monkeys used to be such a benefit
I long for the time plantations were relevant
Where I'd crack a whip, you would work and not bitch
You'd pick my cotton and make me filthy fucking rich
You had a use back then, no need for a noose back then
I could get you to work and produce back then with
>>716852676
>>716852793
>>716852821
>>716852904
>>716852914
>>716852919
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I am on break at work
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>>716852919

Okay okay

What if I'm latino looking arab who is Christian?

Can the Christian part keep me out of the fema camps?
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>>716852959
a wigger telling us how bad niggers are. gotta love /b/
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>>716852165
>>716852542
>>716852655
>>716852676
COLONIZED
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I pay for shit.
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>>716852793
>>716852766
>>716852904
>>716852821
>>716852919
>>716852914
>>716852994
Then at night I'd kick back and count my dimes in peace
The only time one of my niggers would cease
To work is if they died or were caught by the police
My house would be the whitest, like my skin's the lightest
I'd make sure they never got a chance in the slightest
To ever obtain rights or escape to the north
Their use as my nig slave would be their only worth
If they bitched, I would lash'em, and then I'd stash'em
In the cellar, then a day later I would cash'em
Back in for bank, I'd be the king of the slave trade
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I have a loving father
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>>716852508
I'm sorry I don't know what is an "ass cracka" I didn't grow up in the ghetto.
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>>716852959
Internet white pussy you lynch nothing you're just a bitch fear to go outside
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>>716849644
I believe reverse racism is real
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>>716853145
a nigger telling me am a nigger . gotta love /b/
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I have no chicken, watermelon, or stolen goods in my house.
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>>716853061
sorry, but we can hook you up with a nice job at the camp. like a cook, your people are good at stretching a buck to feed a big group
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>>716853238
you have not the license
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>>716849644
I actually work.
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I am hated by leftists for existing and everything until the end of eternity is my fault.
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>>716853338
am in army you nigger The gutter is the place shit goes to
Since you look like shit nigger I'll send you there too>>716853551
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>>716853238
what is perspective?
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>>716853832
Cancer patient face haha

Go get killed by the Arabs fucking broke boy
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>>716853665
But you have no money...
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>>716854028
read a book nigger he art of drawing solid objects on a two-dimensional surface so as to give the right impression of their height, width, depth, and position in relation to each other when viewed from a particular point.
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>>716854266
Lmao Redneck shoot your face
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>>716849644
Eminem is the best rapper
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>>716854322
its ben garrison newfag
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>>716854028
>>716854144
>>716854184
>>716854421
>>716854453
>>716854322
Only white lives matter
I'll kick you porch monkeys down
Until you feel the wrath of us crackers
You won't be hiding in the shadows no more
Cause now we have ourselves some
Night vision goggles
Wait you don't know that?
Well I guess you still live in the jungle
Your existence is a bungle
I like my K by the triple
And I like my niggers down the river
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I know who's my father
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>>716849644

I wish I'd studied Data Science.
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>>716851338
Yeah, I'm sure he knows what he's talking about.

>I have been homeless before
>I understand what it's like to have nothing
>Brought myself up from nothing
>Never going back but it's good to know that I know how to survive
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>>716849644
Gainfully employed
Obsesses over grammar, spelling and punctuation.
No criminal record.
Reads regularly.
"Good morning Officer!"
"Thank you, Officer!"
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>>716854565
Edgy AF
Now go try too hard
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>>716851823
If you need 30 shots to hit me then you don't practice.

I do.

I don't miss.
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>>716854565
You are an old victim in your college so you take revenge on internet
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