Ask Dewey anything /b/ and he shall speak the truth

>>716847317
Is Bigfoot real?

>>716847317
Do I deserve this misery?

every question in this tread is true

>>716847317
am I big?

>>716847317

What is your favourite colour?

>>716847317
Is OP a faggot?

ayy lmao

>>716847317
Am I the boss of you now?

>>716849065
Is OP a faggot?...

>>716847317

Your mother will die in her sleep.
Everyone besides myself is affected in this thread.
No immunities, this curse started with the big bang and is therefore ancient and evil.

>>716847317
dewey, will i pass my exams?

Will I get dubs

>>716849137
You are not the boss of him fag.

>>716847317
Will I ever get my life together?

>>716847317
do they have weed in heaven?

>>716847317
Did you ever get your asshole to tighten up after Frankie wrecked your man pussy

>>716847317
will somebody ever love me?

>>716847317
Have I any chance?

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>>716849314
fuck u then

>>716847317
will i rest in peace this year?

>>716847317
Will Trump be assassinated?

>>716849250
Life is unfair you filthy stoner

>>716847317
Will I get a 64 impala ss

>>716849314
You are on /b/ why would anyone love you?

>>716849416
I never said I was the boss you faggot now answer my question nigger

>>716847317
I have her in my pocket, don't I.

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>>716847317
will I ever have a gf

>>716849487
Dewey you nigger amswer my question

>>716849517
Fuck off dewey answer the question

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>>716849458

>>716847317
Am I a cuck Dewey?

>>716849579
You fucking nigger I'll slit your neck

>>716847317
Do i sniff ass?

>>716847317
will i ever have a shot

>>716849639
Fuck this im out

>>716847317
will i ever lose my virginity?

>>716849636
uhh reroll?

>>716849692
FUCK.

>>716849692
Mega kek

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>>716847317
Should I have asked her out, Dewey?

>>716849697
Maybe once more?

>>716849719
FUCK YOU DEWEY

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>>716849772
it's lit

>>716849416
>>716849487
>>716849517
>>716849579
>>716849639
>>716849679
kek

>>716849757
Dewey pls.

>>716849781
>>Yes please

Should I kill myself?

>>716849731
please have mercy on me..

>>716849501
I don't believe it

>>716847317
Will I get laid at New year's eve?

>>716849914
Then think about it you little cunt!

>>716847317
Will I marry my gf?

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>>716849679
>>716849639
>>716849579
>>716849517
>>716849579
>>716849517
>>716849487
>>716849416
what

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>>716847317
shud I hab but my benis in her bagina, dewby? :DD

>>716850034
Look you little fuck I need a one or two so give me that shit and I'll be on my merry fucking way.

>>716850088
reroll, dewby. :DDD

>>716850099
You cheeky little piece of shit.

>>716847317
Does she think about me?

Is 2017 the year I turn it all around?

>>716850259
rr

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>>716850230
YOU'RE GOING TO ANSWER ME DEWEY

>>716850235
Reroll

>>716847317
Will I get dubs?

>>716850326
Seriously now, i need to know

dewey ill give you candy if you just tell me if this is the year I turn it all around or not?

>>716850361
Cool, lets see them

Am i going to get laid with her again?

>>716850367
little shit no wonder you get lost in like every episode

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>>716850308
doowee pls

>>716850391
Lets see them dubs, Dewey you cunt

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>>716850227
D̾͗ͦ̄͟Eͣ́͋̆ͬ͆̀W̷̏̑ͮͦ͂́ͤB̵̆̂̾Ý.̚ ̢ͩͬ̋ͤ̊ͯ D̵̆E̎ͯ͑͡͏Wͣ̈́ͦ̆ͧB̷̴͗̑͊̕Yͯ̄͛̋̈ͨͪ҉҉.̨͂̂̋ͦ̌ ̵̆̋̏ ANSWER ME D̴̃͑̈́̈ͬ͗ͮ̑ͦͪ̍̎͐̂͏̸̶͞E͂ͩͪͫͮ͆͊͗͐ͪͧͤ͐̋ͧ̃̌͢͝W̡̓ͪ̈́̋̾̀͑͋ͨ̃̽̔́̐͗̆͢͡B̵̓͆ͤ̇͋͞҉̢Y͊͊ͭ̓ͣͧ̓̏̓ͩͦ̆͐͛͋ͤ̏͐̕̕͢͠.̵̢̛ͨ̅ͩ̇̐ͧͣ͗̋͐̈ͦ͌͒͝ ̷̶ͮ̀ͭ͜ :̨́͛ͫ̊̏ͧ͛̿ͣ̐ͤ̇͠͏

>>716850235
roll

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>>716850444
Trips tho

>>716849112
Confirmed, not the real Dewey.

>>716850539
Dewey speaks the truth, yo

Will Frankie Muinez or the kid who played Reese ever be relevant again?

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>>716850444
>>716850308
>>716850230
>>716850099
>>716850034
doowee y u do dis?

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is my cock big?

>>716850600
keks

>>716849137
Lurk more
Faggot

>>716847317
Will I get laid when get back in town?

>>716850034
My last roll Dewey. Pls. A simple one or two will do.

>>716847317
are traps gay?

>>716850595
Will Frankie Muinez or the kid who played Reese ever be relevant again?

>>716850747
let's try that again.

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>>716850734
Thanks Dewey.

>>716850600

rekt lmao

>>716850747
Yes they are.

Will get to finger this chick on this "date" today?

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>>716850852

>>716850914
K

OP's a faggot

>>716847317
Dewey tell me will i ever buy a boat?

>>716850999
Trips have spoken.

>>716850999
Still a faggot Dewey

>>716847317
roll

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>>716847317
Okay so lets settle this Dewey
Is this White & Gold?

>>716847317
/b/rollini

>>716851525
will she suck my dicks?

>>716847317
m

>>716851429
Maybe try again?

>>716847317
Do you like to get your anus fondled?

>>716847317
Is Pluto a planet?

>>716847317
Will i get laid on 31st?

bump for kek

do i have a big penis?

will 2017 be the year my life becomes awesome?

>>716852176
So ..?

Am I going to fuck her tomorrow?

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>>716847317
>trying to be funny

>>716847317
Will I have sex with a man drunk?

am i gonna get succed

>>716847317
Does OP have a cancer ?

does gmt like it up the ass

am i faggot?

>>716847317
Will I win the lottery in the next month?

Am I the boss of you now?

Will i have a good life

>>716855998
Will i?

Will 2017 be a better year for me?

Why didn't you kill Malcolm when you had the chance?

>>716856145
Why didn't you kill Malcolm when you had the chance?

re

Will be i find love in 2017

Will I find love or a gf in 2017

>>716847317
should i kms

>>716856335
ffs dewey you little birk

>>716856329
>gf
Roll

>>716847317
Do i love cock?

shaw I fuck the shit out of the little bitch sending me nudes?

>>716856516
shall*

>>716856329
Pls

will i get any pussy?

will I get any pussy dewey?

Will i marry my current gf one day?

>>716847317

am i going to have the pleasure of tasting a women's asshole next year

>>716847317

should i get the 21.5 inch monitor?

Will I ever get anywhere in life?

Does she want the two inch titan

Should I share the nudes of the little bitch with my fellow anons?

A B C D

Will I get a bj tonight

am i bi?

Should I move?
Thank Dewey in advance

>>716847317
Dewey is my dick big?

>>716847317
Is my dick big or not motherfucker?

Should I text her

>>716847317
>>716857671
Thats what i thought bitch

Am I going to get her back?

Should I?

>>716847317
xd roll xd

Will Trump make America great again

Is it gay if the balls don't touch?

>>716847317
Dewie should i go to bed now?

Will I ever have a girlfriend again?

>>716858215
Will Palestine be deleted from the history books?

Sell 240sx?

Will technology advance enough to make my waifu real

Will i get a dfc thicc butt shortstack gf