Let's have a normalfag bingo thread, template coming up

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template faggots

>>716839563
oh shit, missed the second column

>>716839841
what did you do to make your parents proud?

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Turns out I'm Zorro.

>>716839911
I'm not a faggot.

>>716839985
fuck yeah
>>716840008
ye good one anon

>>716839985
kek

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So close....yet so far away.

I have 2 more years until I become a wizard ;_;

>>716840239
i'm sorry anon

>>716840239
Just get a callgirl and fill the middle

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Never had the opportunity to go to a prom!

Britfag

>>716840395
I'm Australian, we don't have a "prom," but there's a formal event at the end of year 12

>>716839841
You've had a girl say she loves you, but haven't lost your virginity?

Bruh...

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>>716839563

>>716840497
We were 8 or 9 at the time.

>>716840632
Doesn't count. Next you'll be saying that your mum counts because she once said she loves you

>>716840701
Why wouldn't it count? It literally says 'had a girL say she loves you'
It couldn't count any more because she was literally A GIRL.

>>716840467
My school didn't have any end of year thing. When I did my A-levels, I joined the school council and pushed for an Xmas 'disco' and other fun events, they did eventually hold an event after I left. Faggots.

Thankfully that school has been rebuilt and new management and ideas have taken hold. They do now have Xmas parties and 'proms'.

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all but one

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>>716839563

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Now you annon's can feel good about yourself's
That's what this thread is all about.
Normie's/canser gtfo of 4chan.

Jesus guys come on. I thought I was bad.

>>716840701
This. Shit you did when you were a kid doesn't count, nor do family members.

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Seriously? Well shit I feel better about myself.

>>716840814
my grandma always says I look cute! Does that count as a compliment??

>>716840816
That's fucking lame dude


With the 5 sexual partners, would prostitutes count? Otherwise I'd be on 4

>>716840927
If she isn't lying, even though she obviously is, then it counts.

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i think im still /b/tard tier

>>716839563
back to /r9k/ faggot

>>716841043
Of course prostitues count. That's like saying meals at restaurants don't count as food.

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I was so close...

>>716840876
>Shit you did when you were a kid doesn't count
It does if I'm still a kid :^)

>>716840921
fuck you

>>716841188
sweet
>>716841217
b&

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>>716839563

>>716841255
>b&
>Implying that at any point I said that at this very moment I'm a kid.

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I have autism and even still this thing is nearly full. I think we need better standards of what a normie is

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>>716839563
Well shit... my life is Shit.

>>716841188
Normie's have grilfriends to have sex with.
Not hookers.
Its the same as saying,that mcdonalds is a fancy restaurant.

>>716841430
I agree.

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>>716841377

>>716841526
made me lul

>>716841430
If you feel like you have to justify yourself by indulging into all normie activities and being normal no matter your mental health status then you are in fact a normie.

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shit

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Now guess my age

>>716841526
Made me slightly raise the corners of my lips.

>>716841666
Early thirties? Like 32, 33?

>>716841666
also, check'd

>>716841756
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>716841526

>>716841666
12?

>>716841810
just playing the game anon

>>716841483
Nor is fuck hookers all the time, bruh. Have you ever been to Amsterdam? There's always packs of drunk normies roaming the RLD. I see them hanging outside a girl's window while their buddy is inside all the time.

And who do you think is hiring high-end escorts? You think neckbeards who live in their mom's basement have A. the money for that, or B. the balls to actually hire one? Nah, bro. It's mostly rich guys.

Hookers are normie as fuck. Neckbeards are all about "muh pure viewing waifu". They're way too autistic to fuck whores.

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Not really

>>716841907
This.

Though to be fair, I really fucking overdid it on the brothels at one point, given it's legal and shit here.

I was on prom with the sister of my best friend

if that counts, i basically the most basic normalfag on here

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>>716839563
If you get bingo you shouldn't be here and it's time to leave.

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Fuk

>>716841985
I would too. I only really get to do it when I'm on vacation in Amsterdam. Fuck, if it was legal here, I'd never date again.

>>716842142
gtfo normie

>>716842189
:(

FUCKING NORMIES LEAVE!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>716842108
There was a time where I was one of you... I'm more stuck here now than anything, 11 years and counting

>>716842168
It's so fucking great, when I got my first full time job after university and just blew through paychecks going out, having a blast, doing all sorts of that kind of shit, holidays, etc. Those were the days

>>716842228
>:(
literally a normie.

>>716839563
Rename it to loser bingo, faggot

>>716842404
might wanna drink some water anon, this much salt makes you dehydrated

>>716842404
Have you tried the new edgelord bingo yet?

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>>716839563

? - not sure anymore actually. Ive met hundreds of people and had many friends but Ive really faded out these last 3 years. I might be gone into obscurity for many.

Wouldnt be surprised either way.

* - im gonna blame my 30 year old metabolism.. But im a construction worker and i eat relatively well. Still getting kind of fat for no reason...

Anyway, guess i should join a sports team, sex in a park, and try picking up. Dont think the wife'll appreciate that though.

Isn't 4chan a social networking site? Many people here define their entire lives by their activity on this social network.

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>>716841907
Kek
I live 30 minuts away from amsterdam.
Aside from tourist's
People who don't have the skills to gett a girlfriend's go there.
Normie's just fuck there girlfriends.
And not al hookers visit at home.
like the rld you can go to them.
and most 'neckbeards' gett goverment money or work at mcdonalds.
And don't live at home. but a crappy apartment.

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>>716839563
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>>716842503
Get off this fucking site you fucking normie scum. Go back to plebbit where you belong.

God I hate how this site has gone mainstream. Privileged normies and Chads have been invading this site for too damn long.

>>716842537
Who do you think all those tourists are? Fucking normies who go to Amsterdam with a bunch of their buddies to get fucked up and bang hookers.

>>716842616
been here longer than you shitlord, I just got out of the /b/tard zone in real life

>>716842616
Ive been on this site for 11 years.>>716842503

And i wasnt such a normie then. This is my home fagweed. You gtfo.

>tfw when you suddenly want to be normalfag so much

>>716842677
Doubt it.
>>716842698
Unless you're middle aged and it was a slow painful process to get all those checks you don't belong here.

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I'm in college so there is still hope for me

>>716842877
that depends on what you're studying

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I'm oddly proud of myself.

>>716842537
Neckbeards would be too scared to go to De Wallen, m8. That would require them to leave their basement. It would also mean they'd have to actually have the balls to go up to the window girls and talk to them. Neckbeards aren't the ones doing that shit.

>>716842900
1+ year relationship with no sex?
damn son

>>716842938
>inb4 it was a online relationship

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>>716839563
>tfw to smart to be a normalfag

>>716843016
>catfish

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could be worse but could be much better also

>>716842935
>Neckbeards aren't the ones doing that shit.
Of course we aren't. We are too classy to pay for sex with a dirty whore without any sense of achievement.

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Gotta start looking for a place, but at the same time living rent free is awesome.

>>716842938
Yep. I was dating a girl for 2 years who wasn't sure if she was really a lesbian or not. Being a faggot is hard sometimes.

>>716843025
Keep tellin yourself that bud.

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>>716842880
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>>716843147
*doooo dodododododo dgudgudgud* Normies get out

>>716843173
you think im a normalfag anon?

>>716843095
Case in point.

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Never seen so many lies in 1 thread.

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I don't know how I should feel about this

>>716843198
how did you put me >>716843078 between them?

>>716843230
No I think attributing intelligence to that empty card is very shallow and innaccurate. Possibly even arrogant depending on why youd say youre too smart for these things.

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>>716843421
get out of my safe space faggot

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yea

>>716843514
Lost virginity on festival and immediately tweeted it?

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>>716839563

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You can probably guess.

>>716843514
>>716843576
it's something, right?

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>>716839841
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>>716843600
The only people who are allowed to stay.

>>716841340
kek

>>716843649
>filling it inside of letters
wow

>>716843380
Alright I'll let you clarify to redeem yourself. Did you lose your virginity by being raped, paying for sex, or begging someone for sex?

If the answer is no you're a normie going by your other answers aswell.

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At least some of the criteria for being a normalfag seem.. a little suspect. Let's break it down.

>moved out of parent's home

Circumstantial. While perhaps common in some parts of the US, it is perfectly viable and often makes more fiscal sense to stay in the family home while attending university. Living at home may imply that one is young, but not statistically abnormal.

>played in a team sport

So playing team sports makes you normal? Where is the logic in this? Again, maybe this is more commonplace in the US. Cultural.

>been on vacation or a road trip with friends

Okay. Definitely worth doing at some point in life.

>10+ friends who would come to your funeral

Fair enough. We are social creatures, the vast majority of us would like some attendance at our funeral.

>been to a festival or concert with friends

Some people prefer to go alone, but okay.

>have been called a good kisser

Sexual prowess likely maps to an evenly distributed continuum. You may well have been called a good kisser, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything. Most people will be average kissers, so being good is abnormal if anything.

>get compliments regularly

This just seems strange to me. How do you quantify regularly? If I were getting compliments every day, I would suspect something was up. Again, maybe cultural.

>can make conversation easily

Social awkwardness seems far more prevalent than social prowess. Being able to maintain conversation seems more apt to me.

>held at least one birthday party

Circumstantial, cultural, but okay.

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>>716843652
y-you too anon

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Well then..was hoping to actually get bingo

>>716843987
moddssssssss

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>>716843987
You fucked up dude. Enjoy your 1 year ban. Better get ready to change your IP.

>>716843834

>go out most weekends

Again, abnormal. Going out is something that people do most frequently in their late teens / early twenties and even then, it refers to a pretty specific demographic. Not everyone can afford it, not everyone cares for it.

>went to prom and had a date

Cultural, but okay. Everyone strives to do and most pull it off.

>use social networking sites and apps

Tragic, cultural, but okay.

>lost virginity

An interest in losing virginity is more normal than actually losing it. A high school student who eagerly wants to get laid is more normal than the 34 year old who was raped as a child and has never since pursued sexual intimacy.

>had a relationship that lasted at least 1 year

Considering the specific demographic that is being pigeon-holed as "normal" here, this seems quite an unusual feat.

>tagged in photos with girls

"Who's that creeper behind you, Stacy?"
"Oh, that's anon! He's gross".
"Tagged him!"
"LOL, that's so mean!"

>had at least 5 sexual partners

Incredibly cultural and circumstantial to boot. If you have successfully managed to have a relationship that lasts more than a year, you probably aren't old enough to have had that many partners unless you're overtly promiscuous, in an open relationship or cheating.

>parents are proud of you

A given unless you have horrible parents. Fair enough.

>not fat; in good shape

Most of us are not fat. Particularly in the US however, being in good shape is abnormal.

>>716843987
underage b&

>>716844109

>have had sex in a public place

Not as many people are into this as you must think. Still, youth and desperation often lead to this so fair enough.

>have tried recreational drugs

Fair enough, though abnormal if Uncle Sam has anything to do with it.

>rarely alone on birthdays and New Year

Fair enough.

>had a girl say she loves you

This seems like it would be okay, but normality is skewed by those who fail to reach that level in a relationship, fail to initiate a relationship in the first place, or are disinterested in girls from the start.

>have had a job

Fair enough.

>been to a house party

Circumstantial, cultural, but meh, okay.

>picked up a girl from a bar or club

This would work if it were something akin to "successfully orchestrated a romantic or sexual encounter". Otherwise, cultural.

In summation, this criteria seems to represent a very specific, idealised and yet rather crude idea as to what constitutes a typical American twenty something year old male.

>>716843792
he is probably a faggot that's why

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>>716839563

>>716843834
I disagree with you a bit on one thing

>some people prefer to go alone.

Youre equating normal with - good here.

If you go to things alone Thats not normal because most people dont go to concerts or festivals alone. It doesnt mean youre wrong or weird or a loser. It does strike one point from normal, though.

>regularly.

Subjective. I think if you have to wonder about last time you were complimented its a no.

Im not complimented daily. But im told at work im doing an amazing job in a regularly hostile workplace. Also friends and family ask what im up to or whatever and ill say shit and theyre impressed and complimentary about it. Even if its empty and just being social, its a compliment. But it still stands directly opposed to "do anything awesome lately?" "no" "oh.." which would divide a normalfag from a hermitfag for sure.

>social awkwardness

Not in my circles it doesnt. I can have awkward moments with the wrong people but its just plain not a personality match. Im very personable for the most part and so are my friends.

Id imagine most people can carry themselves socially quite well.

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Does this means i'm a true normalfag or something like that?

>>716843652
Stfu u cunt

>>716843198
Nah, it's conversation porn.

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Am Freshman in college. My life is sad.

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>>716839563
"Tagged in photos with girls" is tied to "use social networking sites and apps". And all sex-related slots are tied to losing virginity. This bingo sucks.
Also, my school didn't have a prom, so it's totally not my fault.

>>716844854
No it isn't. I have use social networking shit to chat with friends but I'm not tagged in any girls photos.

>>716845022
I said it's tied, not that it's derived. You can't be tagged unless you use social networks. You can have at least 5 sexual partners if you didn't lose your virginity.
The boxes should have some sort of independence.

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>>716839563

>>716844598

With regards going to festivals or concerts alone, you're right, that is atypical. I was simply adding as a caveat that some people prefer to go alone, otherwise the criterium stands.

With regards regular compliments, I appreciate your examples. Even still, I'd have to say it's too cultural and too circumstantial for a normality criterium. I would presume it's more normal for people to not excel at their jobs. On the other end of the spectrum, when I tell friends or family about my work, they typically respond with "oh.." because they don't know what else to say.

With regards social awkwardness, I was referring to a general ability to hold conversation. Naturally, the majority of people are able to hold good conversation with their friends, people they know or at least familiar with. If that was the intention of the OP, I can accept that.

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>>716845565

>>716844398
ur uncle rape you ?

>>716843514
cuck ?

>>716843025
hahaah you lost dude accept it
get a woman you prick

>>716842616
Back to /r9k faggot

>>716840497
>mom.exe

>>716846075
well 8/10. no drugs ? religion or something ?

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meh

>>716845777
no, but I'm fagget

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>>716839563

>>716844457
9/10 maybe a little more, congrats bro

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Being normal is overrated. 23 year old kissless virgin reporting in.

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>don't get complimented I'm a guy for chrissakes
>stay in playing vidya most weekends
>4 sexual partners (2 hot, 1 okay, 1 meh)
>dad proud of me, mom will never be proud of me
>chubby
>enjoy spending birthdays alone

>>716846241
No particular religion. I have no need for anything that is not required for my body.

>>716846398
well 4/10 at least you are in good shape

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I'm a failure ;_;

Red - Yes
Blue - Technically yes but I'm not sure if it counts

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Almost all

>>716846555
Mom doesn't count. You should've known that.

>>716846400
8/10 but fatty man, c'mon loose some pounds and you see. age ?

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Their standards are awfully low, but I think my parents are just glad I didn't become a methhead retard like my cousin.

>>716846642
29, gonna turn the big 3-0 in April

James Corden body, tried shit like tinder. Might join a gym after new years, I got money from my job but I'm about to buy my friend's car for $5k

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>>716839563

>>716846794
i see. good luck my friend you almost right

>>716846794
>Might join a gym after new years
>after new years
Don't be a lazy ass. Do it now or it won't happen.

The one thing I am wanting to do is sex in public,
but she wont go for it. I've even tried to fuck her
in a hospital room, she didn't go for it..
Not even in a bathroom or anything.
I will not give up til I succeed! The hospital room
would have been great, seeing a nurse come in
and catching us haha, I can't imagine the look
on her face, but I want to fucking see it, and I'll
keep going while I stare directly in her eyes,
Even better if she shut the curtain and joined in.

>>716846859
Nah I want one with a pool though and they're pricey. Did swim team back in high school and want to get on a schedule where I swim a mile every day after work

At my parents now for the holidays so nothing is gonna get done til the new year anyway

Also does "sexual partners" mean just sex? I've had penis-in-vagina with 4 but fingered (and other shit like that) a whole bunch of sloots in college, so if pussy rubbing counts I'm definitely over 4.

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2 years ago i would not have gotten a bingo

shit's crazy

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normal af

but probably it's just because I'm a girl, had I been a guy with my personality I would've been a disaster

>>716846949
hahah sound hot yeah. i made it in office, more easy btw

>>716847108
8/10 but mom.exe
you are hot ?

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@_@

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>>716839563
Shit, if only I wasn't a fatass, then I'd be a normie.

>>716842831
I am 30.

And it was one hell of a battle ranging from humiliating myself publicly for the sake of social practice, and travellining thousands of km for better job opportunities, and evening winding up homeless once instead of losing said jobs.

Nothing falls in most peoples lap. Most people suffer for what they have.

Dont you tell anyone they dont belong somewhere because you deserve it more because of your own failure to take control of your life, and resentment for those that did bleed to help themselves.

>>716847296
and your friend no have friends to pick up ?

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Close, but no cigar. I'm far from normal. :(

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>>716839563
did better than i expected i guess

>>716846637
Girl != Woman. My mom's a woman.

>>716847601
5/10 but your age ?

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29 year old male.
I play in a band.

>>716842616
Fuck you, loser. I've been here since 2004. Just because you have eccentric interests and a weird sense of humor doesn't mean you're automatically socially maladjusted. Many of us oldfags are quite well-off and happy in life. Stop using this site to justify your lack of success and initiative. Find a self improvement thread and make this day one of not being such a fucking loser.

>>716847861
9/10. so much fat ? do you play drums in that band ?

>>716847837

24

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brtifag here, we didnt have proms when i was a nipper hence that one, who knows if parents are proud they dead

>>716847935
Fucking this, just because you're a little odd, doesn't mean you can't be a functional human being, that has relationships and a social life

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All but bottom right; never picked up a girl at a club, found my women online or in the dorms

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>>716839563

>>716847974
well still you are young about living your parents, but pick a job dude c'mon

>>716844268
King abnormie here kek

>>716848068
how old are you?

>>716847969
6foot 250
I was fat and ugly in high school so I never went to prom. I still spend 90% of my time off from work on my computer alone (well I live with my girlfriend but w/e)

>>716848068
dude....

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>>716839563
guess im pretty normal

>>716847935
Yea. I've been here since 2004 also. And back then when I was 17. I didnt leave the house ever.

>>716848166
20, pretty pathetic, I was going to go to college but I royally fucked up my senior year of high school and got my college acceptance rescinded. Been a filthy NEET since

>>716848197
don't worry you are fine the girls are more tolerant with dat

>>716848267
I'm sorry to hear that but hey, you're young enough to turn it around my man

>>716848308
I've slept with around 35~ women. And been in 3, 2 + year relationships.

I know : D

>>716848267
c'mon dude, try in craiglist or something to pick up a girl for start

>>716847209
yea

>>716848424
Perks of being in a band

>>716848267
If you want to get some things out of the way, hire a hooker. How much do you weigh, would it be a big undertaking to get to around 180/190?

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>>716839563

>>716848124

I've worked for an advertising agency. Some of my ads made it to billboards overseas. They didn't want to pay me, so I quit. As this didn't bring me any income, I do not consider it a job.

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I wish my parents loved me. Or someone could love me for at least a year.

>>716848435
Don't have a driver's license and can't legally have a driver's license

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>>716839563
This test makes no sense. How is having sex in public and doing drugs a "normalfag" thing? It's degenerate. Also the prom requirement is bullshit, the only reason I couldn't fill it is because we don't have proms where I live, that's some kind of murican thing.

>>716848059
nice, what age ?

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>>716839563
Not as bad as expected

>>716848330
>>716848267

I dropped out of college twice that my parents were paying for. The whole time I was there I stayed inside on my computer playing WoW and FFXI. I skipped all my classes.

I didn't start going out and doing cool shit till I was 21/22.

I'm not rich at all right now. But I love my job and my life's pretty chill

>>716848549
oh, here is +18 for dat, ok ok, but try it dude in your town

>>716848554
You can take prom as any kind of graduation party

trying recreational drugs (not doing consistently) is something a lot of people do and having sex in public is also something many people will do once for the thrill

>>716848592
is quite right yeah, age ? because dad.com

>>716848565
40
it's like cheating, eventually you experience everything if i had to fill this card out at 25 it would be maybe 1/2 full at best

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Didn't care to go to prom, didn't have cell phone with cameras or social media in the late 80's early 90's so no tagging, didn't care to fuck the trash at the bars I went to........... I'm just an average normie

>>716848692
i see. very good bro indeed

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for the record since i checked tried recreational drugs i've been smoking pot since around the 70s before it was legal and i still do.

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>>716848793

>>716848626
I would've been fine in college, I graduated highschool with over 30 AP credits, and almost 60 credits overall, but due to flunking out of one class I didn't get any academic honors, which lead to my college acceptance being rescinded because on my application I said that I was going to graduate with certain honors. The reason I flunked out was because I got hospitalized for nearly two months during my final semester, and I couldn't catch up on all the work (I managed to slip by with Cs in most of my classes, minus one)

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>>716839563
do i win?

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Wait do prostitutes count as a sexual partner?

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>>716839563
This game is fucking hard can I get something easier?

>>716849117
Technically yes, I guess. I'm a virgin and I wouldn't be able to pull it off. Not even one hooker. So I guess you have my respect.

>>716849240
Wait why not anon, it's a hooker that's their job

>>716849516
I'm so shy it's pathetic.

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>>716842616
here you go fuck nugget
some of us aren't autistic squeebs like you

>>716849682
Look man it's all about confidence, honestly I used to be shy and shit too but once I started not giving a fuck and just playing it cool girls will be more attracted to you.

>>716839563
Moving out from parents house in 2 months. Need a couple paychecks

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>>716849986
forgot template

>>716849931
I never understood that kind of advice. My problem is, that I'm not able to not give a fuck in the first place. You can't just propose the "solution" of ignoring the actual situation that I'm in, because... well... I *am* in this situation.

It's like not being able to read. You can't just tell such a person "well just stop giving a fuck and the words will start making sense to you".

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HS senior, turning 19 in January

>>716849796
Yeah and you still need to leave cunt :^)

>>716850159
i feel for you, can someone help him im asking for a friend

>>716848658
If alcohol counts as a recreational drug then I've done it too, but anything beyond that I'd never try because I don't feel like going to jail just to be high for an hour or so, you'd have to be pretty low-life to do that, definitely not a normie. Same with public sex, what's the point of risking getting arrested, fined and humiliated? Even homeless people go to a public bathroom or something when they wanna do it.

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I'm 30, white, and live in California. Shit was so cash.

>>716850159
Ok so what do you get shy about, you can't have no interaction with any women in your life I'm sure you've talked to some women without being shy like a cashier or something. Also what did your bingo thing look like?

>>716850159
Alcohol helps. As long as you're not underage you can drink a little before going out and be fine. Also, anytime you're worried abouthat what other people think just try thinking about something else.

>>716850431
Why no prom?

>>716850184
This picture is anti-semitic.

>>716850538

Went to a show instead with my ex. I forget who played, but I want to say Nekromantix? Some psychobilly shit.

>>716848739
get out old ass normie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No sex, but a lot of everything else sexual both private and public

>>716850443
Bingo is this one >>716846555

It's just unpredictable (or rather, irrational) social phobia. I can talk with friends (even female friends) just fine. I can talk to my family.
I can talk to people I know (e.g. coworkers).

I can not:
- approach strangers (girls are much harder than guys, but even with those, I feel awkward and don't know what to say)
- talk on the phone (though this is (SLOWLY (!)) getting better
- make "more out of it" with girls (even with ones I know) (like expressing my attraction or stuff; I've never kissed and didn't hug very often in my life)

>>716850534
Alcohol does help, but even when I'm pretty drunk I feel the social fears.
I just can't get myself to do something with others in the public.

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Well fuck i guess im a normie...

>>716851021
GTFO normie shitbag

>>716851054
How do you do all this and never had a single job?

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What is this, /soc/?

>>716851143
Because there's a thing called university.

>>716840497
Normies fuck off

>>716851206
Scholarship monies?

>>716851257
Or the education could just be free like in most countries besides the US.

>>716851528
But i mean where does your normal day to day income come from?

>>716850963
Ok so what's with the blue cause you're saying you have these phobias but your seem to be around people at least and not a cave dweller. Also I'm Asian and grew up not kissing or hugging so that I understand but i only usually go for girls I've known for awhile as I don't like to pick up random chicks as you saw from my bingo, the trick is to befriend them but don't be too friendly as I've done that in my early days and the friend zone is real my bro so you wanna stay away from that. From there its all about signals and pushing your boundaries with them, i usually start off with light touching on the shoulder or arm or leg, even a simple tap and see how they react and go from there.

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Ehh

>>716850963
im the same way if you find something out tell me

please

>>716851707
You get paid like $3000 a month to study, that's more than enough to live by.

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Well fuck.

>>716851729
For now my bets are on eternal virginity. Sorry my friend. I feel your pain, because I'm exactly the same.

>>716851713
I've read and watched like > 180 GB worth of pickup videos, PDFs, audiobooks. I'm pretty sure that by now I know everything I need to know.
The only thing that's missing is: How do I actually get myself to apply my knowledge?
If I don't find that out, I'll waste my entire life.

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>>716839563

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>>716839563

>>716852048
Well that's on you then if you have the knowledge then you need to just get over your fear, yes it's easier said than done but if you don't wanna be a fucking wizard then you have to mentally prepare yourself for failure but also the slight chance of success.

>>716852407
>you have to mentally prepare yourself for failure
No idea how to do that.

>>716852048
i guess if thats what its gonna be im gonna take that bullet with a fake smile

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does this count as a bingo?

>>716852546
Sorry to sound like a generic kill-yourself 4chan anon faggot here, but if you actually an hero, make sure to leave a note where you express this stuff as your reason. The society has to change. It's way too hard for men in this age.

>>716852473
When you play a video game do you expect to win every part or do you save before the boss cause you know you might die? Same thing with women, if you lose to one then you reload yourself and try again with the next.

>>716850861
You've had a relationship over 1 year but you're still virgin? bullshit

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>>716852546
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>>716852665
Look, I know all of this.
The main part that's missing is confidence. I don't have any. I don't know how to make myself approach girls, either.
It looks like it doesn't matter what I know or don't know. It doesn't matter that I know how this all works in theory. I, for some reason, simply can't do it. And this is fucking up my entire life (depression developing out of this etc.).

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What can you say about me anons?

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>>716851021
>this

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That was harder than I thought.

And fuck you OP, it's not normal to use drugs.

Sex in a public place? That's nearly impossible.

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Guess I'm fairly normal.

I haven't been to a house party, but I've held one. That count?

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Not even super out of shape just wouldnt consider myself to be athletic

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no bingo for me.

25 y/o.

>>716852806
Again you're over thinking shit the more you think about it the more you'll put yourself in this spiral of failure and depression and that's the last thing I have to say to you, you're the only one holding yourself back.

Here's mine

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Yep.

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I don't celebrate birthdays.

>>716852806
Start simply saying hi to girls in class or something and nothing else, keep going this for a while and eventually you'll be confident enough to have small talks, keep making small talks and eventually you'll be confident in flirting and long conversations. It's all about baby steps, the problem is that anti-social anons try to straight up flirt immediately and of course fail miserably, and then think it's hopeless and never try again. You gotta start from the bottom.

>>716852817
You're a faggot.

>>716850313
says the guy using emojis on /b/

>>716853353
how the fuck you dont have done any other thing?

>>716853069
But what if i can't stop over thinking stuff, it's not like i want to but it just happens then its downhill from there

>>716853534
sorry im still new here teach me right sir