ever killed a man /b/ros?

>>716829024
yea. why?

>>716829024
Nope, killed 193 women and 382 children though

>>716829024
just in videogames, faggit

>>716829024


Where's that pot of honey OP?

>>716829024
I killed myself.

Once in Reno, shot him just to watch him die

>be me
>9 years old
>me and best friend looking over bridge
>get the urge to push him
>actually fucking do it
>best friend falls to what i presume to be a painful death
>13 years later no one knows what happened

>>716829587
how did it feel

>>716829598
bullshit: the reply

>>716829699

Everytime I think about it, I hang my head and cry.

>>716829024

Mutiple.

Army paid me to do it.

>>716829813
that's pre sad dude
>>716829826
was thinking of joining military, did you go in as a marksman?

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>>716829024
Yeah... I too have forgotten the knife in the blender when making watermelon, raspberry and strawberry smoothies and turned it on making the darnedest mess on my kitchen tiles... And it off frustration massacred my husband and son.

>>716829024
Back in Nam we used to stack gooks 5 feet high and use em as sandbags

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>>716829977
Isn't it supposed to be korea?

>>716829977
kek

I have a documentary going on tv here. This guy said his sarnt told him to load up a vc pow on a bird with his friend, who this vc just shot or some shit. The guy walked up, pulled out his .45, and blew the back of his head out.

>>716829940

No.

Got ambushed in the middle of the night while sleeping on convoy, independent contractor...emptied my magazine into darkness. When morning came realized it was just unarmed villagers looting for food.

Nothing of value was lost.

>>716829024
not yet

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>>716830245

>>716829977
>>716830099
dub, dub, dubs

>>716830245
fuck that's insane, kind of keen to join, would be great to go back to primal instincts
>>716830389
plans for the future?

>>716830568
No, don't fucking do it. Do not join the military unless you like dicks. Lots and lots of dicks.

>>716830634
yeah that lack of fresh gash would get to my head so i was thinking about air force

>>716830634
yeah the lack of pussy would get to my head, was thinking of joining the airforce instead

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>>716830716
>wants to join the military
>considers the fucking airforce

>>716830716
>>716830760
internet fucked n posted double

>>716830784
airforce would be mad, bombing arabs

>>716830817
Join the navy if thats what you want to do, but you better have perfect eyesight or you'll never make it past screening to be a pilot

>>716830913
cheers for tip anon, didnt even consider eyesight b4

>>716829024
Killed a boy in 1993

Took him to the forest and stabbed him 83 times in his stomach and throat.

got out of jail 4 years ago

>>716831122
sure thing buddy. (You)

>>716831122
what brought you to do that? + how did they find out

>>716831019
The military is extremely picky in who they put in the air. If you can't see as well as you could theres a chance you might drop a bomb in the wrong spot or drop it too close to friendlies on the ground or right on their heads.

>>716831122
y u do dis??

>>716831170

2 People saw me. Police got me 2 Months after

>>716831467
why'd i do it?

you *>>716831531

>>716831424
bored. Kid was fucking annoying anyway
used to stay over at my uncles house while we were in dept.

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>>716831122
>lying on /b/

>>716829813
John?

>>716831569
didnt you check for anyone around you?

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I once killed a man for snoring to loud.

>>716832481
liar

>>716829024
>be 21
>selling meth
>guy looking to score oz
>dude shows up
>fucking weird ass looking mexican
>tries to jump me
>he's burnt out as fuck
>start beating him
>he's on the ground
>kick him
>kick him again
>start stomping on his face
>seriously just take every bad feeling you've ever had and put in your fucking foot and keep kick him with it.jpg
>guys right fucked up
>no breathing
>shit
>gtfo
>get home take off clothes and runs
>think of every t.v show there is
>bleach clothes and throw out
>shower

>>716832721
did u get caught?
also did u just leave the body there smh

>>716829813
It's OK anon, you're not alone among the 12 year old rap fans.

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no, I haven't. you're just a faggot OP.
Can't wait to see all these 13 yo edgy kids telling how they have murdered children and drug dealers and got away with it.

>>716832721
In the off chance that this is true, you're fucking stupid for telling us.

>>716833175
>not knowing johnny cash

>>716832522
everyone in this thread is