prove you are edgy

I have a tattoo

I play Sonic 3.

>>716826936
I participate in vape competitions

i troll people in minecraft.

>>716826936
I play Shadow the hedgehog.

I browse /b/

>>716827245
/thread

>>716826936
I solve simple math for my co-workers.

I play Roblox after my parents tell me to go to sleep

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Fuck yeh my time to shine

Im edy as fuck, watch me bro watch me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0Ndeq23CuI

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>>716826936
I have double YOUR edge, faggot!

I laugh at rekt thread videos also enjoj them

I wear a trenchcoat and think blue pinstriped fedoras are attractive

>>716827604
this is the stuff i wanna see on the internet, thank you very much!

I won Run the Gauntlet

>>716827759

It's made for you my friend

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I can look at this picture and only cry for twelve minutes.

>>716826936
I got the achievement "On That Old Road, We Found Redemption" in darkest dungeon.

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>>716826936
I listen Unironically to Linkin Park

>>716826936
Sometimes I wear my Monday socks on a Tuesday

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>>716826936
I won a Bonzini Foosball tournament. It's kind of a big thing

>>716828037

You either do something, or you don't do it. Claiming to do it because you're pretending to be retarded, is still just being retarded.

>>716826936
I fap to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

>>716826936
I once watched SpongeBob while listening to PF dark side of the moon.

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Drugged and raped my sis. Did jail time. Regrets telling police and still sleep together from time to time. One month after bail and sex together she says she would have even considered it if I had approached her gently. Only did it for the thrill of raping her and told her. Shes chill with my response and we still(!) fuck occasionally. Tbh shes edgier than I am when I think about it

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>>716826936


I don't have to.

There, edgy.

>>716828297
So, In the end, I'm not being retarded? If I were I could just, Papercut, myself to death with these, Crawling, feels. Oh god, I feel so Numb!

>>716828704
Cool jacket.
>pimple haze

I only participate in meme culture because I have no other way to find happiness anymore :)

>>716828813
Oh you know that bitch aint lettin go

>>716826936
I am half white, half asian male
I was born edgy

>>716828914
Purple haze. Christmas gift last year wears it every year.

>>716827508
\bread

>>716827604
very nice you get 1 internet point

>>716826936
I once did a whole marijuana by myself

>>716826936
>I wear black
>I watch horror movies
>I pirate those movies
>And all of my games and music
>My punk/ metal/ alt music
>My nickname since middle school has been Satan
>I like to throw knives in the air and catch them by the blade for fun, and to shock my friends
>My two friends
> I'm a card-carrying member of The Satanic Temple
>I recently dated a girl who really thought she was capable of witchcraft
>I own a set of steel-edged playing cards that are easily sharp enough to cut a person
>The set is of only four cards
>One is a suicide king
>I like anti-hero characters
>Kill La Kill is my favorite anime
Take your god damn pick

>>716830350
Stop lying on the internet. 1 mari J for 1 person means OD.

i showed death grips to my mom

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>>716826936

>>716826936
I listen to this when I am depressed. my parents hate me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

>>716826936
I lied about the size of my penis on the internet once.

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>>716830350
gateway drug- are you hooked on heroin now?

>>716826936
I have autism and don't care. The neural character of social networking supervenes on the concept of mode of presentation, burrowed from frege, projected into a kantian theory of representation, mutilated by french structuralism. You're all shit and I'll drop my spaghetti anywhere I god damn please.

>>716832312
Fuck me Daddy till my face falls off.

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I always spam a gay rimjob picture on porn thread

>>716832312
I like this guy

I posted pictures of a flashing rainbow on an epilepsy forum.

I fucked a suicide girl

I shave my balls

I inject white bitches from the 330 suburbs with my mexican culture.

>>716835937
suicide girl
or
Suicide Girl
??????

i am a cliff

>>716836257
Suicide Girl Jem

>>716826936
I faught in Bosnia in 1995 and killed 12 muslims execution style.

My actual Steam name was Bismuth before it was edgy

>>716835937
point for gryffindor

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My track marks and self harm scars :o xD

>>716836596
u too old for b

>>716836760
I was 17 then. Maybe not too old.

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When I was 8 my brother fucked me
My doctor used to rub my genitals during every check up
I wish I was dead
Teeheehee

Pizzagate.

Slang for pizza started here right?

Or was /b/ infested with pedo rings using this slang that spread or took over the highest levels of government?

Ni...... nigger....*giggles*

>>716836729
I almost threw up you disgusting fuck, Post that in gore threads please.

>>716827508
I post after powerful cocksuckers like you successfully declare the thread closed by writing "/thread". Also, I saw Gary Busy in an add once.

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lets do this

>>716836596
Story?

>>716826936
NIGGERS, KEEP THIS THREAD OPEN FOR 15 MINUTES. ME AND MY FIANCEE WILL HAVE SEX IN A PUB'S RESTROOM. I WILL BRING PICS!

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I like to burn myself with cigarettes when I'm drunk

>>716830669
how many trenchcoats do you have? is it more or less than the number of cocks you suck daily

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I am going to buy this $400 Jared Leto Joker figure

>MOM'S GONNA FREAK

the holocaust might've been slightly exaggerated

>>716826936
i hate holidays

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>>716837730
>watching movie about a women who is trying to prove the holocaust happened
>she goes to auschwitz
>a british lawyer is there with her and asks a guy there where is the proof that actual gas chambers happened
>she starts to say "this is so disrespectful" as she walks out, leaving the british guy who is demanding proof
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?

It's ironic that this movie is meant to be propaganda but they are literally making the main character so dumb and stupid.

>>716837730
They inversed the numbers, genius. Two thirds of Jews in Europe didn't die, they were left. 3M Jews were left, hence inly 1.5M died.

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Metallica's St Anger and Megadeth's Risk are some of the greatest emotional albums ever made (not joking).

I use the Internet without incognito mode.

>>716838208
I always do this.

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This guy did nothing wrong when he texted a girl who killed herself a day later saying to her "have you thought about my cock lately"

I save pictures off b and show them to my square white office peers to get their reactions

I don't check for doubles. They check for me

>>716838485
Try harder

>>716837477
Sure
>i was 17 living in small village in north bosnia
>war breaks in 92
>the whole country goes crazy and people start killing each other
>muslims raid my village
>im in a field working on family tractor
>i hear gunshots and small explosions and i stay low in field
>after sounds go away i run to my home
>my house is burning and parents were shot
>little sister is gone. Never saw her again
>i join army of republika srpska because i have no home or family
Few months later
>in some muslim town near srebenica
>our group is sweeping through looking for hiding mudžahedin soldiers
>ordered to look in small džamija (where muslims worship. I forgot the english word)
>find 12 muslims, 5 soldiers 7 civilians
>feel angry anout my family and home and village
>order them to stand outside
>shoot each one in the head
>second to last one says "allah will strike you down četnik"
>kill last ones and burn džamija down with gas
>war ends, i move to crna gora with cousin and now work in a small shop selling shit to tourists

Funny thing is it has been 20 years and their allah has not harmed me.
I laugh at the rest of europe for letting their lands fall to them willingly

>>716838582
OK here it cums. Ch Ch ch ch ch chooo chooooook oooom

>>716826936
Where do you even get these

>>716838664
holy shit

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>>716826936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huaB3RtppMk

so edgy its no longer edge

I use edge network over lte

>>716838664
>Killing the civillians for the sake of revenge
Yeah that is pretty edgy man, still, your story is pretty sad

>>716838925
i cant talk about it much to americans because they just defend muslims as a religion of peace.
Fuck that. Americans know nothing about what happened in our civil war Learn about what they did and it will change minds.

>>716839281
How long would they have remained citizens though. The OP of the story was an average citizen until they invaded his vilage, killed his parents, stole his sister and destroyed his home. Chances are the same would've happened to the mudslimes that he ended, especially considering they are a far more radical religion and would've had higher chances of turning into terrorists.

>>716839281
I know it was wrong but i dont regret.

>>716839428
Well, I'm gonna be that fucking guy now but just because a tiger could kill a human in the near future, you don't just kill it. Same goes for these people.
>>716839530
To say you regret it would be completely retarded, I hope it atleast gave you some peace of mind or feeling of justice

My name is Razor. Completely legit.

>>716839428
Mudžahedin wanted sharia law for all of bosnia. Bosnia is not all muslim and we said no, then they wanted to kill us. They did not know we had a strong army left over from jugoslavija falling and they paid heavily for trying

Why?

>>716839946
Show us your birth certificate, cuck

i have consensual sex with my wife in the missionary position for the sole purpose procreation.