Trips decides what I do to my morning wood

>>716825487
shave it like a potato

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>reposting

The Santa hat fits so nice on his mushroom head

>>716825487
Walk to your next door neighbor in your shorts and ask for some milk.

Rolling for incisions

>>716825487
Ask your neighbor if you can borrow some flour.

Slam it in the car door

>>716825487
Put in blender

Slam it in the car door

Show it

>>716825747
Re rolling

Slice it

Light it on fire

Shove it into your neighbor's face.

Lotion it up and show

>>716825487
make it your facebook profile picture

Show your dick and balls

Drill a hole in a pineapple and love it tenderly

Show us

Sharpie in japs eye

Stick a metal rod up your urethra

>>716825487
Send me pics of it and a vid of you cumming. Kik me x35x

>>716825487

Cut it off

go outside and wiggle it around, naked

Go to nearest family member. Pull down underwear. Cum on their face.

find the nearest animal outside and fuck it

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>>716825487

Show it to each and every neighbor of yours

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use to cook eggs

Or use it to stir a steak in a frying pan until well done

tweet to feminists

>>716826331
>Well done
Fucking psychopath

>>716825487
post on here

Cum on eggs and eat

BMX Pain Olympics

>>716826388
Pittsburgh rare would just be too fucking easy

Balance on the tip of it

>>716826648
Shrink the nearest person and make them balance on it

Photoshop a tiny person on the end of your cock and show the person and ask what they think

Slide a full roll of toilet paper on it.

Offer free ass wiping services to friends and family.

>>716825487
cut if off

Slice it with a razor the. Rub vinegar in the eye!!

Get a tattoo of an elephant around it, your dick being the trunk.

Then shove peanuts down your dick hole.

Cut open a rubber ducky and fuck it

If not already, circumcise it

Cut it off

>>716825887
Reroll

nice repost OP

It must have gone down by now

Lube up with bengay and fap

>>716825487
punch it. hard. 3x

>>716825487
chop it down

Op won't deliver anyway

Send a pic of it to your mother

Put a ballpoint pen down down your urethra.

All the way.

>>716825487
Jerk off. Eat your cum.

>>716825487
hit it with a hammer

Cut it off.

use poo as lubricant

>>716825487
Post Vid here of you laying down and cumming

>>716834688
This.

>>716826099
So close

Suck your own morning wood

>>716834688
Roll

>>716834688
Reroll

>>716834688
Please

>>716834688
Rolling for this

>>716834688
This

>>716834688
Do this

>>716836098
^ This

Jerk off vid

>>716836200
Or maybe this ^

>>716836200
^ this

Color it with blue permanent marker

>>716836249
No this

>>716836308
A little bit of this

Run full speed into a wall

Cut it off, grill it up, and eat it with a side of mashed potatoes

>>716836335
Some of this

>>716836259
This, my nigga ^

chop it off with a kitchen knife.

Try and push it in between the closest family members ass cheeks trying to get a hole in one, has to be your bear penis though
If there isn't a family member around cut off your dick and shove it up your ass

>>716836568
roll

>>716836568
It's possible. Roll

Cut it off.

Slap your mom on the face with it

>>716836568
rolling for this

>>716825487
Hit w claw hammer

>>716836568
rollin

>>716836777
WINRAR

>>716836777
winnerino!

>>WINRAR

>>716836568
>your bear penis
>bear penis

Well, OP, guess you have to go bear hunting

>>716836777

Winrar

>>716836904
Op won't do it he's a bitch

>>716836777
>>716825487
OP is a fag confirmed

>>716837392
Let's salvage this shit, next person who rolls trips has to do it

>>716836777
We have a winner

I never get trips

Alright faggots. I'll deliver if trips

>>716837785
check em

>>716837785
but someone already got trips

>>716837887
So close

>>716837887
Rip

>>716837785
stand back, I got this

>>716837785
Rolling