Cringe my niggas

>>716820606
Too much

>>716820557
Kek

>>716820532
bump

>>716820532
honestly, does cum really look like that after you bust on a figurine for a year? I am about to test this. shit looks nasty

>>716820606
He has an iPhone. That's cringe enough.

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>>716822638
I don't even know what this guy's trying to tell himself

>>716822638
>that moment when you try to lose weight but feel pain because you feel extreme tooth pain

the struggle has never been more real

>>716822726
gangsta ass nigga

>>716822807
>>716823001
Is this a ylyl thread?

>Falling more than one yime will turn into habitat...

What...

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>>716823001

>>716822976
top kek

>>716823199
You're just jealous 'cause he lifts

>>716820532
This isnt cringe its legendary

>>716823420
jesus fucking christ
more "relatable" education

>>716822803
>This is todays humor.

>>716822726
Based

>>716823376
oh so this must be one of this >>716823240 guy's memes?

>>716823558

oh here is another one of his memes he made.>>716823488

>>716822720
Yeah it hardens and gets a nasty brownish yellow color. Like bad mucus. When I was 15 and a little unhygienic fuck, I used to wipe my splooge on the side of my WHITE bed mattress. Fucking disgusting aftermath.

>>716823199
haters will say it's fake

>>716823420
This isnt a rage thread.

Those were men right there, if they could see what we've become they sideways slap us back into our mommas bellies

>>716823501
What exactly is wrong with that? The students are actually required to think what they would feel like in a situation like that. I don't think that's bad at all.

>>716823650
pls go to the cringe thread

>>716823420
This is fake, right?

>>716823674
It trivializes the images.

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>>716820532

>>716823674
Then why doesn't the question just ask: "Describe the living conditions of trenches based upon these photos." Or something along those lines? Why do these men have to be disrespected in such a gimicky fashion as to create more "hip" and "relatable" eduction which does nothing?

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>>716820532
moar?

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>>716823828
what??????

>>716823420
#TRENCH FOOT ... lol
my boss recently wanted to "buy" a hashtag for advertising purpose cause she has no idea about twitter.
guess I will suggest this one.

>>716823674
You're an idiot if you think this form of education improves the students' learning.

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>>716823828
>>716823858

>>716823674
Education is supposed to be moral
Instagram and twitter are everything but that

>>716823805
Dunno, probably phrasing the question like that they relate to it more. Teaching kids is a fucking nightmare today, its really hard to get them engaged.

>>716823925
Sure, but why?

>>716823199
What a faggot

>>716823674
Holy shit the war was horrible, all of those men died. Each and every one was 14-18 and worked to the bone. They werent forced, It was the way of the early battlefield. Lots of brush and dirt. Things werent as paved. Try this yourself #Ireallywishiwasntdrafted #ivebeenstandinginpeoplesfecalmatterfor arounda2dayslivinginahole... Try and getting students to relate to normandy instead of teach of its atrocities. (those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it) and tagging deplorable conditions that your own soldiers were putting up with for an emotion a country felt as a whole (freedom and pride) and if we didnt win the ebil communist would literally absorb and rape america

Thats some real fuckin education right there. Lazy ass teacher needs to have them try and dig a 2 x 2foot hole with a small shovel

>>716824027

Why do we have to engage with them? Like, teachers aren't supposed to be cool best friends, they should be stern authoritarians tasked with asserting to young people western culture and ideals. Or has that ship sailed?

>>716823962
How so? Social media has enabled so many movements its ridiculous, not to mention its an integral part of our society now, so skipping it isn't really productive either.

>>716824027
>Really hard to get them engaged :/
I really believe in a standardized test to graduate highschool. If you dont know certain things, you just arent fit to have a diploma. Fuckin liberals all like (all children are equal ALL of them need deplomas yadda) Total bullshit. Now even a college degree is worthless.

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>>716824148
>those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it

People who don't know the past of that quote are condemned to repeat it.

>>716824203
That ship has in fact sailed years and years ago. Around the time internet became mainstream and we started learning stuff from wikipedia etc, instead of just school. Not to mention a shitton have had crappy parents and ADD or something, so getting them to actually learn something takes some tricks.

>>716820606
Geez...how cringey, ain't it "oldfag"?
He is still fuckable and cute than you can ever be No homo.
Go fap to his photos silently, no need to share with us your fetish.

>>716824300
We have that in my country, I think its relatively commonplace in Europe.

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>>716824529
>cute

I don't think a no homo will cut it when you start calling men cute.

>>716824439
Having a comic doesn't mean anything. The quote may be incomplete but it doesn't change the fact that the quote by itself is a good quote. It's true, if you don't learn from the past you will repeat the same mistakes. Don't take it so literally cowboy, ease up

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>>716823056

>>716823627
What is the reason for it turning brown?

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>>716824745
This is addressed in the last panel of the comic.
Maybe read the thing you are criticizing.

>>716823121
I found the guy.go get em /b/.https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130119191302AAyOyI6

>>716823001
Wow what a cringe? Where's the banana?

>>716824846
Oxygen probably.
Sperm was high in some kind of metal (zinc I think)
And most metals rust (turn brown) when in contact with oxygen.

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>>716825039
Scooby-Doo the 9-11 remembrance mascot?

>>716823962
Fuck off Jesus creep.

>>716824997
Specs here:https://www.searchquarry.com/vehicle_records/name_register_newdata.phtml?trackstat=lpaut&recordtype=License+Plate&sqtb=license_plate&license_plates=391-714&state=RI

>>716824997
where can i get a make your own bumper sticker kit?

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>>716824977
Here it is!

>>716824930
Fuck I know a guy who would have this if he had the money for a car.

>>716825039
"Re Rall Not Forget" - Stoned Cartoon Great Dane

>>716824580
Here in america liberals fought to get retards diplomas in the 90's and 2000's i literally fucking sat next to FUCKING POTATOES IN MY GOD DAMN HONORS CLASS IN FUCKING HIGHSCHOOL. So many FIGHTS AND PROBLEMS cause of that paper throwing table eating girl hair pulling spitting on people randomly crazy retard wrangler alert fuckhead Liberals resented George bush for the FCAT and various state wide tests. Of course me and my friends all passed the test with flying colors, the fucking spics and niggers that didnt give a fuck didnt (im latino and i fucking hate spics that arent intelligent) In my junior and Senior year 2011 2012 they literally fucking said (we destanderdized the fcat so all the niggers that were so terrified of not getting a graduation now can YAY! In my literally half nigger school, when there is an assembly to announce that 25% more kids will graduate (school gets cash based on how many kids grad here in FL as well) You realise that 25% of those kids did not know BASIC information and now obtain a diploma.. something that is supposed to be what... internationally regarded? as far as im concerned fucking European kids learn algebra in fucking early middle school im so fucking mad.

>>716825107
Huh, interesting. Til

>>716820590
ʘ_ʘ

>>716822742
Finally someone like-minded

>>716820590
I'm on a fetish site for chastity. But I fucking hate when people talk about diaper stuff and when they are dogs and shit.

It's so fucking cringy!

>>716825388
>FUCKING POTATOES IN MY GOD DAMN HONORS CLASS IN FUCKING HIGHSCHOOL.

Is it really true that "people" with things like downs syndrome and other retardation are put in normal high school classes?

How doesn't that disrupt the class to the point of non functioning?

Here in The Netherlands and I think most of Europa the are round up in special schools after kinder garden.

Only the high functioning that can keep up with the classes can stay.

>>716820532

this is false.
I used to work as a barman at a restaurant.
I had the responsability of the basement and the wine bottles. I always went down and fapped on the same spot, jizzed between some bottles. After 2 years the bottles were merely stuck together. There were no such accumulation of dry matter. This is bullshit.
All those who always fap in the same disgusting socks can confirm this

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>>716823199

>>716820606
>jeans + formal shirt
fucking kys my man

>>716822720
nope this is bullshit. see:

>>716825744

>>716825771
Kek

>>716823453

This is bullshit.

>>716825744
Idk, I came on the walls when I was a little retard and it did eventually became a very brown stain.

When my parents found it they thought it was shit.

>>716823674
no teenager would look at that and go "heck thats just like me!"

>>716823106
well, most city buses run on natural gas or butane,

>>716824439
the quote means the same thing though

having the extra bit at the start doesn't add or change anything

7/10 cringe

>>716822638
>never give ip

>>716825954
Pff the think they had it bad.
My parents bought me a I-phone 6 (a white one wtf) for Christmas.
#worstdayoffmylife.

>>716825708
The special students would just fall behind and would just become a burden to the rest of the class if they were to stay. They would not add anything to the learning environment if they continuously asked dumb questions that slowed the class down.

>>716826082
But they did stay?
Like a person with downs could be in a class of 15 year olds and still be in regular education?

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sup

>>716825926

It becomes brown, ok, but it doesn't turn into a thick accumulation like OP pic.

>>716826133
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE LEFT DUDE´S CHEST?

>>716823914
well i mean she can start a hashtag and promote the tweet. i always block whoever promotes tweets anyway.

>>716822726
More like cheat on his waifu..

>>716826120
This is why people don't take atheism seriously.
These fucking nekbeards who think they are the smartest people on earth just because the discovered that there is no god.

Don't they see the are chasing people away with that behavior.

>>716826232
that's what fags looks like

>>716826295
just a lad havin a bit of a laugh

wouldve been more cringy if nobody cared enough to take a picture

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>>716826330

>>716823199
Muscles so massive, he bends the fucking space around him.
Must bench neutron stars.

>>716820532
Art in it's purest form, probably got a scholarship and grant.

>>716824529
What's wrong, sonny?

Having some troubles at home?

>>716826187

ITT: Things that never happened.

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>>716825205
when Velma pulled off Bin Laden's mask, it was actually George Bush the whole time

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ive always wondered, do american universities accept these kinds of clubs?

'

>>716826421

I came here to cringe , not laugh.

>>716826590
Top kek

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>>716826372
>>716826398

If atheism dies it not because of muslims or christians. It's because of autism.

>>716826183
well he is fucking twisted for making shit like that

>>716826573
WHAT DONNY

YOU WANT TO WHAT.

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>>716820590

>>716826157
Literal pussy slayer

>>716826590
Old man Bush? You did 9-11?

And I would have gotten away with it to if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

>>716826350
what a lad, straight quoting Wordsworth

>>716823945
Zozzle

>>716826712
haha xd joshua he does look a lot like cheese (thumbs up emoji) (crying laughing emoji)

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advanced cringe

>>716823453
Fuck you faggot

>>716826232
irregular sternum, mine goes outward instead of inward

>>716825388
You're a retard if you can't see how Bush's No Child Left Behind bullshit incentivized cheating and letting students slip between the cracks by holding federal funding for education hostage.

Basing funding on passing/failing students only makes people more likely to look the other way.

Standardized testing, I find agreeable but the problem is that teaching as a profession isn't standardized across the US. And sadly, not all students learn on the same level.

The cycle continues as those graduating students turn around and fall back on the teaching profession because they aren't prepared for anything else and it's a safe salary.

If you want quality in education, we have to respect the profession and stop paying them peanuts. You get what you pay for. Make it so the requirements to become a teacher are higher than what we have now.

Unfortunately, this would exacerbate the issue of there being fewer people who qualify to teach and overcrowding in classrooms would worsen.

Then teachers would find it harder to individually engage a student or make sure their large class is able to understand the content.

Who knows if a teacher shortage would be temporary, either or if a higher salary in a teaching would make others outside of it flock towards it.

Fuck, man...
Fuck...

>>716826794
What's the other half? Ogre?

>>716825388
tl;dr

>>716820590
degenerate

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>>716825624

>>716824439
I hate this fucking comic so much

>>716826350

Heh, everyone knows that's just quirky Joseph

>>716826716
that looks physically painful actually

>>716826822
why would i want to skip rape? thats the best part.

>>716820606
That's not cringe at all though.

Cringe doesn't mean "being young"

>>716824529
>Be me
>No homo
>At friend house
>At phone
>Friend gets boner
>We laugh
>Start to suck my friend's dick as a joke
>Call him a faggot and laugh
>I like being straight

>>716826183
Isn't there more shit from this fag trying to be the Joker?

>>716827098
Original poster was just saying how she liked her wolf-hat. That's fine.

But I'm talking about men saying they are puppy boys and shit. Eurgh, makes me so uncomfortable.

>>716825624
>I'm on a fetish site for chastity
nice cringe faggot

>>716823627
zinc oxidizes white.

>>716827343
cringe door kid is cringe-fuck off newfag

>>716826082


You are confusing the idea that someone with autism is intellectually disabled.

While in most cases this isn't entirely untrue, there are many people with high-functioning autism who are fully capable of competing with other students at an honors level.

>>716823199
fake

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>>716827351
i dont think its the same one

>>716827457
doesnt give a fuck lol

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>>716827419
Did you not read the second two responses?

>>716826232
pectorus excavatum

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>>716827341
>I don't like sports
Every fucking time...

>>716827341
>I don't like sports

Obviously.

>>716827341
> lame aab
wtf is that?

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Merry christmas from me....Enjoy the leak and check out this shit lol - snap leak . c f

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>>716827615

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>>716826342

>>716825744
Sperm usually drys up leaving a white stain. My experience with fabric is that it will stay white. Now it is sticky and dust/dirt is usually not white. So it's probably not the sperms changing color as much as stuff getting picked up in it. I'm healthy with a balanced diet though so my sperms is nice and white. Not sure about some of the basement dwellers on here.

>>716826716
these people are turning me into a neo-nazi

>>716826510
Not cringe. Bad luck for the bloke, nothing more.

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>>716827161

>>716826295

Thats actually kind of cool for some strange reason

>>716826673
Thought it said curry club at first. Now it's in my head and I have to wait until tomorrow to go to Wetherspoons

>>716826342
Now what the flying fuck is this?

>>716827714
>>716827753
why don't we just shoot these people?

>>716826171
>Agekin
Any /b/ro who can explain?

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>>716827771
The visual representation of DeviantArt.

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>>716827830
He's retarded, and thinks he's actually an old person.

>>716826003
iwillnottakethebaitiwillnottakethebaitiwillnottakethebaitiwillnottakethebaitiwillnottakethebaitiwillnottakethebaitiwillnottakethebaitiwillnottakethebaitiwillnottakethebaitiwillnottakethebaitiwillnottakethebaitiwillnottakethebaitiwillnottakethebaitiwillnottakethebaitiwillnottakethebaitiwillnottakethebait

>>716827168
This faggot had a decent chance if he didn't fuck it up with the role-playing bullshit.

>>716827377
Lost.

>>716827532
I use to have sword like that when i was 12, they're 10$ novelties for mounting on your wall, cast iron, not even sharp, the edges are blunted in and the hand guard unscrews to remove both the blade and hilt into 3 pieces, its nothing more than a cheap wall decoration.

>>716827764
you know whats also cringey? anime reaction pics, you are no different than >>716827651 or
>>716827615

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so these shit just supposed to make me "cringe" but instead i just loose my shit on most of these and laugh like a maniac stoned retard

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>>716823420

>>716827811
Then we'd have to shoot you.

>>716828022
doesnt make the picture less cringey

>>716828059
>you know whats also cringey? anime reaction pics
I hope you enjoy your first day on 4chan!

>>716827852
>Feel the Johnson
That's not cringe. I imagine the creator of that shirt is cackling in the dark somewhere.

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>>716828059
>Whining about anime on an anime image board
Go activate your almonds somewhere else, kid.

>>716828112
This is a cringe thread, not a rage thread!

>>716827875
anger

>>716826822
thumbnail looks like a pussy

>>716823627
>unhygienic fuck
>was

mysides.webm

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>>716828211
I've seen this picture enough to know I hate that guy, but at the same time, I kind of like that beard color...

>>716826295
'Tis an awesome thing to see someone who can still write!

>>716827210
I lose everytim

>>716828125
not really

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>>716824529

>>716827767
>some strange reason
autism?

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>>716827732

>>716826350
Legendary not cringey.

>>716824930

The one where he's pleading about how "secure" he is the only cringe.

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>>716827732

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>>716827732
>>716827714
>>716827586
>>716827514
>>716827341
>>716827311
>>716826794
>>716826770
>>716826398
>>716826342
>>716826319
>>716826133
>>716825039
>>716824930
>>716820590
>>716820532
>>716823420

>>716826319
i wonder what this faggot looked like before he "came out"

>>716828479
Okay, now I'm mad.

>>716826285

actually thought that said "Autism" for a second.

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>>716828080

>>716826341

What kind of omega neckbeard cringes at retarded people?

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>>716827732
>Transmasc and demiboy, lithoromantic and asexual

>>716826342
>The smell of cum in your mouth
>Forever
>Like a total faggot

>>716826171
THIS! This is awesome cringe! Holy shit!

>>716827767
No its not. You must be one of these people

>>716828410
Don't you ever wonder what are these people doing today?

>>716827732
Undertale will die eventually
It takes months

>>716823240
Anyone have that screenshot of the guy saying he's an elite hacker now coz he's on /b?

>>716822638

Yeah, no. I'll always give IP.

My IP is 127.0.0.1

COME TRY TO HACK ME, SCRIPT KIDDY'S!!

>>716826372

Atheism isn't scientific. Since there's no evidence or way to test for God, a scientist must be agnostic. Open to all possibilities, but not concerned with them until there's a way to test it.

>>716826703

well coincedently his existence convinces me that there is no god.

>>716822924
Dfgggg
>vsgshhsva

>>716827706

You're blaming the jews for them?

I don't see the connection.

>>716827714

It's only cringe because the person is ugly. This same behavior from a cute girl would be the best shit ever.

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>>716828816
>>716827586
God tier cringe

>>716828715
The boy should really rape her after that.

>>716825391
>Til

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>reddit

>>716828479

Sounds like he has a major anxiety disorder and he's repressing it. Now blaming video games for his childhood rape trauma or something because he can't face it.

>>716827457
>filename
Keked hard

>>716826330
This is only really an issue in the US. Even in religious places like Bangladesh Athiesm is seen as a basically old boring thing and not a new fad.

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>>716828943
I don't buy that.

>>716827457
The only cringy part here is anon posting it

>>716829085
Delete this.
Tater tot casserole is fucking delicious.

>716828990

The boy should chop her fucking head off after that.

>>716825780
>>716827343
Fuck off, newfags. You're the type of cringe we see in these threads.

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I started a twitter acount so I can follow some vidya I like because apparently the most professional way companies can think of releasing game info these days is fucking twitter.

Anyway.

This guy subbed to me.
https://twitter.com/thevlogingdude

Do I win the cringe thread?

>>716828187

Go to her website and look at her pictures from 2013.

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Video cringe?

https://youtu.be/P0Ndeq23CuI

>>716829085
Yeah I was gonna say, I've never had that before but that shit looks dope

>>716826510
Well... good for him

>>716823039
kill me.

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>>716826421
>rancid swine
It just works, every time.

>>716826716
He really doesn't give a fuck, does he?

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>>716829336

>>716829236
Jesus christ that fucking head

>>716827168
*sips mountain dew*

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>>716829293
Better than what she looks like now...

>>716828059

Welcome to the worlds most popular anime site new friend

>>716826342
Good luck eating

>>716829618
The cock feet!
THE COCK FEET!

>>716829457
That's hilarious.

>>716828187

She's on the offensive with every other woman she meets.

This is what happens when american narcissism meets american gluttony.

>>716824997
one of those things is not like the other

>>716828357
Wut?

>>716826794
Half mongolian half amerifat

>>716826794
i didn't know godzilla had a daugh.......

>>716828211

He's rocking that like "Men are pigs" and being proud and sarcastic? Cause that'd be kinda cool.

But the smurf beard and pedobear phone make me think he's trying to appease the hambeast feminists in a misguided attempt to get laid.

>>716827377
holy fucking shit hahahahhahahah

>>716827914
i feel sick

>>716826183
he's right though

>>716828222

Dude the book is for like 9 year old. Calm down.

You might as well post a Mother Goose book as cringe.