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Why is it so hard for a girl to find a big dick one night stand?

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Why is it so hard for a girl to find a big dick one night stand?
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>>716819802
it isn't
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>>716819887
Yes it is
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>>716819802
It isn't
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>>716819901
No its not, They just don't go to you.
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>>716819901
What do you consider big?
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>>716819802
Mike Matei relaxes after a hard day of reviews.
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>>716820066
u wat
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F late 20s 559
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>>716819802
big dicks are rare despite what 4chin dick rate threads might tell you
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>>716820066

Oh shit, fucking checked. Nice dub dubz
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>>716819802
because they are either A. Ugly as shit (the guys)
or taken.
pretty fucking obvious.
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They're more genetically rare than big tits. Sit anywhere where people gather -- stadium, park, busy market -- and you might go days without seeing a woman with big tits. It's goddamned depressing. Same goes for dicks. If they're out there, they're already online it seems.
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Because you can't just go up to someone and ask how big is your dick. As a gay anon it's quite easy. Go on grindr tinder or to a swimming pool and look for the biggest bulge and give them some gay eyes and see if they're interested.
Pretty easy to find big dicks when you're gay because that's one of the first things that come up in conversation in the gay community
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Because guys with big dicks usually look shitty in every other aspect since they feel like having a big dick is all they need
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>>716822744
"Usually" I don't have a huge dick but anything over I is painful and almost useless anyways. I got blessed with good looks, got some abs and have a 7x6 dick. But as the other anon said they are usually taken and I am :) started dating at 20 and have been happily together for 7 years.
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>>716822593
What are gay eyes exactly?
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>>716823355
When you've been around gay people enough you can just tell the difference between someone just looking at you and someone who might be interested in you. Has to do with how long they stare. Where they stare and what kind of expression is on their face. Just takes practice and experience to learn what means what
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I think I look ok, my penis is 7 inches, and Im pretty confident ill die alone because I talk too much, think too much, and probably fill the void in between with socially retarded actions and words.

Dice of life
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>>716823937
There's always someone out there like you anon. Just gotta keep trying.
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>>716823993
Yep, heres to it workin out in the favors of everyone in the room
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>>716823779
Thanks for explaining. Makes sense really.
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>>716823937
See I'm sort of like that (way more autism) except I'm also fat and have a micro dick.
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>>716819802
Because big dicks=big hearts. So they don't want a one night stand.

Also,
>There are no girls on the internet
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My dick is big, I will put it in you for one night. Unless you're fat and disgusting which I assume is your real problem
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>>716819802
Cause they're busy fucking hot chicks or being extreme neets.
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>>716820066
Dudes cut man
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>>716819802
tits or gtfo
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>>716819802
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>>716823779
Being gay must be so aweome.
Sometimes I wish I was. Is there some kind of summercamp I can attend to unstraighten me?
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>>716819802
Because it's rare and you can't tell if he's big until he's naked with you and hard.
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>>716825188
just participate in g/fur threads long enough
worked for me desu
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>>716825188
Yeah it's this place called /b/ lol. Look at enough good looking dicks and you'll want to suck on one.
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>>716819802
Idk, it's hard for me to get laid and I've been told my dick is pretty big. Not like whoa pornstar big, but like reality big. Pic related
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I have quite a big dick and I've had my fair share of one night stands. The unfortunate part is I want to give it another go with them, but one night stands mean one night. I much prefer longer term casual flings or fwb.
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>>716824762
Big dicks= big hearts? Lolwat
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>>716821565
What? Every time I go out, not even to crowded places, just in reasonably populated streets, I see at least one girl with HUGE tits, and several with big ones.
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>>716825188
Simply start enough threads on /b/.

It obviously worked for OP.
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>>716819950
That's not the discussion retard.
>Why is it so hard for a girl to find a big dick one night stand?
>It isn't
>Yes it is
>What do you consider big?

You're on a completely different discussion there son.

You thought the discussion was "is my dick big."
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>>716819802
If that was my dick, I would be slaying horse pussy. Why would anyone do otherwise?
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>>716826181
Not him but, if her defintion of big is like 8+ then yes it will be hard no matter what.

If it's like 7 It will be less hard.

There is no way to know if someone has a big dick unless you see them naked with a boner.
Some guys barely get bigger when they get a boner, some like double their size growers/showers
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>>716826358
Kek'd
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>>716819802
probably because you are a fat and ugly cow
guys with big dicks only fuck hotties
you are not
moooooooooooo
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>>716823937
Same here anon. But chin up bud :)
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>>716821565
tits grow with fat amount, dicks don't.
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>>716820198
i live in LA, 7inch here, got kik?
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taken
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>>716819802
Because women designed a society where seeing a mans penis before you sleep with them is wrong. You ruined it for yourself.
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>>716819802
Because guys with big dicks are like highly reactive chemical elements - once the rare free one encounters a woman the woman tends to strongly bond to it and not let it go.
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>>716827215
any more pics of your girl?
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>>716819802
Send me pics of that beautiful cock of yours and a vid of you cumming kik x35x
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>>716828128
>>716827215
lots
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>>716827725
Lol
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Lel big dick meme

The only girls who actually like big dicks are the ones who have been torn apart by one.

The thing about big dicks is that they're hot to look at and they're hot to suck, but that's it.

For me personally, the best FEELING dick is average length with slightly above average girth
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I've been told I have a big dick but like how do. You put that out there. I can't see a girl I think is cute at the food court and say pardon me. Mam but I have a big fat dick. Just thought you should know
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>>716828372
damn she is sexy
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>>716828787
It's ok. You're gay. Gays can be very direct for this sort of thing.
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>>716828787
This.

Not like guys can really advertise having a big dick; most people will not believe you.

At best you sleep with a girl and she'll mention it to her friends, but in every other case the playing field is level with your average Joe.

At least once you get a girl in bed you can keep them there..
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10/10 would suck
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>>716819802
stop posting ur dick here and claim to be a girl.
fuckin autismo reigns the hollidays
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>>716828787
ah that shop, you can see his real dick then where the other is shopped on...bad bad bad
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>>716828372
go one with your dick inside her?
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>>716829635
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>>716829500
Yeah keep telling yourself my dick is all photo shoped. I'm 6foot 1 Master race with a body that your girl would leave you for and I have a big dick. So what ever you have to tell yourself to feel better about the fact your inferior in every way.
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>>716829500
Stay jealous anon.
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>>716830215
>>716830041
Feeling superior to you average 4chan user isn't much to write home about.

Just ignore the madfags or you'll never stop typing replies
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>>716828686

Obvious dicklet propaganda
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>>716829984
damn nigga
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>>71682998 she is hot not gonna lie, to bad im doing no fap
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>>716830997
why would you do that?
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>>716828686
>the only girls
I'm going to stop you right there.

As someone with a big dick is definitely appreciated. I've also had numerous conversations with groups of women around this subject and the majority of them say that a big dick is considered a plus, ableit just one part of a whole package.

It's nothing to get your panties in a twist over but having a big dick is an advantage pure and simple.
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>>716819802
That's a tasty looking dick
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Because guy's with little cock's tend to be more self conscious and put themselves out there more.
you're more likely to find a big dick on some pasty bloke living in his parent's basement.
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>>716831185
so i can get a girl like that along with a few other benefits lol..its basically a temporary sacrifice to gain a more fulfilling life, just spening most of my time building better habits, excersizing, reading general self improvement...and yet here i am on 4chan lol but overall its been working out pretty well, my confidence is way up, lost 10 pounds, girls are into me like never before
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>>716819802
cute hands
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>>716819802
Please define what a big dick is to you
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>>716819802
Lol that looks almoat identical to my dick
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>>716832316
wut
post yours
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>>716832505
In a minute ill recreate the photo
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>>716825188
Mike Pence does not approve
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>>716819802
Alright, Alright, Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
Yoo gohn lurn duhdey what a long dick looks like!
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>>716833039
No joke, having a big dick is definitely good but anything this large would be a curse
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>>716823937
Brother?
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Is mine big?
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