/nzg/ - New Zealand General

Why are IDs even gone?

Reporting In.

What's going on everyone? I think I have already used up all my resources before New Years Eve ;_;

Why are IDs even gone?

dunedin here. fuck that central bottle-o is useless. wanted to do some mid-week drinks but they had nothing.

Why are IDs even gone?

Christchurch reporting. where can i get some methamphetamine bro-fags? ;)

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>nzg is dead
>tinychat is dead
>quercy is dead
>I wish I was dead


we fugged up :-DDD

>>716806438
Where is old Zealand?

>>716808041
It's a province in the Netherlands, Zeeland, literally meaning sea land

>>716807942
Q no longer on tc ? Been a while since I saw her on

>>716807942
>quercy is dead
good

>>716808227
I assume not

>>716808279
It's bedtime for Scottys, isn't it

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This Hamilton chick hot af.

>>716807942
Fuck off then, newfag

>>716808279
This

Anyone /firstwave/ here?

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>>716807942
It all died when "he" died, Quercy was just a brief flash of life. And also tiddies.

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>>716808881
This.

>>716808881
it's okay to say "his" name now.

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>PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

F

>>716808881
implying things weren't humming along nicely before Quercy, at least in tc

>>716808968
*Whispers*: IDbro

>>716809020
F

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>mfw its another thread whore edition

>>716808380
>It's bedtime for Scottys, isn't it
fuck off, I dont have work

>>716809028
*were

I dun fucked up

>>716809028
How new? nzg life has been exponentially declining sine idbro left.

>>716809020

F

>>716809104
oh


as you were then

>>716809020
F᠎

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>>716809020
F

>>716809392
fuck off gav

>>716809020
kek I was there that night

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>>716806438

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>>716809392
>pic

FTFY

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guess it's time for trapposting then

>>716809899
stop being a homo, cat

>>716809899
>fags
>tumblr
Business as usual

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>>716810179
I'm posting girlpeen, this is literally THE LEAST gay thing ever

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>>716810364
no no, cute food is the least homo thing you can post

>>716809899
i will literally cuck you

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>>716810491
this thread will now be us shitposting for 10 replies then die, calling it now

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>>716809020
>posts from 2014
>it's almost 2017

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>>716810642
dude ive got way more than 10 pics of cute food.

>tfw no kawaii jap food in nz

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>>716810642
>>716810860
I've got enough autism to make this shitheap tree hunna if you really want to go

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>>716810997
lets DO IT

>>716810860
and I have more than ten traps, but I don't have the sheer willpower to commit to anything for longer than two minutes

like sex

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>>716811040
DAMMIT IDBRO WE MISS YOU
WITNESSSSSSSSSS

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>>716811077
>didn't even post a trap

story of my fucking life

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>>716811077
40 seconds more like it, amiright

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>>716811299
...that's uh

that's not cute food

this is now a cuck thread

>>716811276
>TFW never got the call from IDbro to form a suicide pact
>TFW he leaves you by yourself

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>>716811457
look i have varying tastes

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>>716811485

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>>716811592
He left us all by ourselves, with each other...

>>716811276
>>716811592
did he actually kill himself or are you guys playing??

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>>716811693
that's just degenerate

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>>716811909
totally

>>716811904
it's a meme you dip

>>716811806
kek

also what happened to (You)s?

I was about to stack some (You)s with some fake IDbro posts but they're gone. Evening ruined desu.

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>>716808397
Trashy AF. Probably unemployed single mother of 2... At the ripe age of 21. Keep it classy NZ

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>>716811970
why

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>>716812264
nigga why not

>>716811909
Thought the guy was tugging on the other dudes enormous ballsack for a second. That was odd.

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>>716812609
that's better

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>>716812033
Why are (You)'s even gone?

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>>716812881
get that filth out

>>716812921
>new meme

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>>716813012
my lolis were better than your lolis

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>>716813084
Reckon it can sustain us for another year and a bit?

>>716813344
god I hope not

>>716812921
Seriously good question. Like IDs you can argue that it isn't complete anonymity but (You)s were literally nothing but a positive. This site is going to get run into the ground. It's over.

>>716813344
>>716813470
it's what happens when (You) let chinks run this site

>>716813470
Is there life after 4chan?

>>716813470
It still fucking indicates who has replied to you, fuckass, just not with the word you, I fucking hate you so fucking much. I hope your mum never dies, so she can grow up and watch how fucking awful her progeny is

>>716813470
its all ogre

>>716813641
it indicates it to you, but so do post numbers. Do you want to ban post numbers so nobody can see who is replying to who? What a fucktard.

>>>/qa/911852

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>>716813641
listen fucktard, some of us have been lurking in this chinese cesspool of degeneracy since before your dad squirted you out of hiss peepee. of course it doesn't make a difference to you because you probably found this site on your facebook 2 weeks ago. KYS asap

>>716814275
you fucking listen to me bucko, I've been shitposting for decades before 4chan existed you little shit. Come back to me when you've pissed in your neighbours letterbox because they insulted your waifu you fucking punk, I'll fucking skin you and wear you like a cloak, I'm gunna be inside you boy. Deep. Inside. You

>>716807922
evening officer

Why shouldn't I kill myself nzg?

>>716814275
lol he said peepee

>>716814775
Because Quercy loves to get her tits out

>>716814775
Make a rational judgement without considering your emotions: Can I make my life better?

>>716814775
no reason, you actually should

this fucking shapeshifter gig going on in Petone right now, i want the shitty bass to stop. so bad doof doof.

>>716809020
f

>>716814983
Tits are over rated
.>>716814992
what if i cant any longer?

>>716815363
you're a grown ass adult, if you wanna do it, don't get 4chan to try talk you out of it. Suicide is one of many solutions, if you haven't decided it's the only one, you wouldn't be hoping someone tells you what you wanna hear.

tl;dr do it faggot

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Does anything actually happen in these threads these days?

Or is it mostly habit and you guys all fuck off to the tiny chat but pretend to keep the thread going.

>>716808397
Think I know her XD

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Sup lads. do you know if i can put a line of boolean logic into excel. one of my cells works out my student loan repayment based on some another cells (c14 - c18) which list my monthly income. ((((SUM(C14,C15,C16,C17,C18)*12)-19084)*0.12)/12)

I need it to also say. if there is no income in cells (c14 - c18) then make my student loan = 0. because at the moment. the calculation is using the student loan payment threshold of $19084 and making it look like i made minus $19084 for the month. and therefore returning a negative value as my student loan payment

>>716815844
>implying anyone here is over 15

>>716816053
i-i-i-it can't actually be NF guy... r-right?

>>716816132
The sad realities of being home for christmas means I have nothing better to do with myself except come see what you sad lot do these days.

>>716816083
Excel has if statements, if that's what you're wanting. It'll be like =IF(C14:C18=0,Result if true, Result if false)

>>716816190
well spank my ass and call me a pretty girl

how've ya been in the past almost 18 months

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>>716816281

I think it would look something like:

=IF SUM(C14,C15,C16,C17,C18,C19)<19084 TRUE = 0, FALSE ((((SUM(C14,C15,C16,C17,C18)*12)-19084)*0.12)/12)

But excel returns an error. I'm not a programmer so the semantics are probably horrible. any help?

>>716816530
18? Christ I cant have been gone that long have I?

Got myself me job so that brightened things up. Moved to Lower Hutt n shit. Trump got elected. Been a pretty bright year.

Only thing that has been missing was the gf. But 2 days left so I got this one in the bag m8.

Yourself?

>>716816828
iunno, strat trap here. last I remember talking to you was like feb last year or thereabouts.

pm the opposite, ended up all over the country, had a gf for a bit, now back home living with the 'rents generally being a drain on society

>>716816720
Bracket after IF but before SUM? I haven't fucked with Excel in a while

If anything, programming and excel is trial and error, just test things

>>716816973
Yeah. As much as I truly hated being a neet I do kind of miss the ability to do things I enjoy a lot more. Working means a lot less time for reading which kind of sucks cock since I decided to buy a shit load of books before I got a job.

How did you bounce around the country?

Does New Zealand have small island, small gene pool problem?

>>716816053
Where are you hiding IDbro?

>>716817100
You get that there is over 4 million people here right?

>>716817100
4.5 million people. No.

>>716817241
A lot of noises in my attic poor bugger could be up there for all I know.

I really do wish he would come back just to let us know why the fuck he left in the first place.

Guess he just got sick of autism or died. Because the other theories didnt make much sense.

I mean if he had returned to Korea to do mandatory service its not like they cut off internet access.

Maybe we should just hold out hope he found his Kslut and is happy in cum tribute heaven.

>>716817060
idk working really didn't end up well for me, if anything made my situation worse.

impulse mainly, though had to come back down home for necessity

>>716817369
At least it's good seeing one oldfag back. Really do miss seeing the nigger flag in the threads.

>>716817369

Im pretty sure they won't have access to the net
Just tv and stuff I think

>>716817417
Id give you the same advice I give Joshie. Find something that allows you to make money from home with minimal effort.
>>716817489
I wouldnt mind posting more but being a wageslave means I'd lose a fair bit of time talking shit on here. I like my cooking, reading and cs:go so I tend to waste my time doing that pointless shit instead of shitposting about pointless shit.

>>716817588
phew. joshie, dropping the old names. did that ever work out for him?

>>716817555
He would be in the military not prison

>>716817639
He kinda just reads economics books and fucks around on his website.

But I think hes going back to uni n shit so I think he'll be fine.

>>716817684
at least some of us are making it fam :')

>>716817838
Well none of us are 40 years old and depressing alcoholics.

Still time for everyone to get solid.

>>716816053

You used to hang around the tinychat room too with kyss, n8 and the others. What happened?

>>716817952
Everyone left so it got a little stale. I stayed around posting mostly after that for a while. Then the threads really struggled with conversations they started to fall back into primarily drug hookup threads again.

So I kinda left and spent most of my time in /pol/ then I got a job and sorta went from posting in a million threads to just doing a quick browse to see if anything was happening anywhere.

>>716817900
...there probably is actually.

I'm dealing with the crisis that I'm 23 next month,

>>716808397
Reasonable looking.

Problem with NZ is this girl is a 150/10 in nz so much obesity.

>>716818258
Thats not so bad. At least you have left home. Even if you came back you found out you could stand on your own for a while.

>>716818312

on that note. I'm out, see ya nig, I'll try catch you again, threads are fairly dead so no high hopes

>>716818370
There'll always be one up for you jokers. G'night, cat.

>>716818370
Cya m8. I should go too since Im off home again tomorrow.

>>716818401
how'd you know of cat as a nickname

or am I getting my posters confused

>>716818514
Different person

>>716818639
ohh in that case

>>716818401
g2bed scotto

>>716818688
>hitler dubs
Checked, but you need to guess again

>>716818742
ffs dunners I WANNA GO TO BED HERE

>>716818871
Well go, fool. I already said g'night.

Where's the Fucking noods

>>716819006
Where's the fucking conversation?

>>716814275
newfag

>>716816720
Ask /g/, not /b/.

>>716815907
What is the story behind this pic? I see it in every NZ thread

>>716820568
>>716815907
fuck up samefag

>>716821065
I'm not a samefag. I didn't post it. I just always see this pic

post language from your region

waikato
>what are you up to au

Queenstown checkin in! Anybody near by wanna make some money and hook a /b/rotha up wit some smoke? Even considering driving out to chrch /b/ro who said they hook me up!!

U kiwis suck ass. Nicest people yet ur still all fuckin cunts fuck this country. How the hell u gonna smoke me up one second then the next u don't know where the weed at fuck u!

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