g/fur mandatory
>>716794571
ive never noticed the man cheetah before
>>716794657
that's why I put the non-smiling cheetah next to it.
>>716794714
>>716794419
A-am nutt >//>
>>716794797
nutt in ur butt
>>716794714
very sly
>>716794714
Cheetahs are remarkable animals, too bad they're going extinct.
I also grew up in a household of nothing but DoD and contractors, my friends' parents all worked for the DoD or were contractors. I lived in a town where the vast majority of the population worked for the government in some capacity.
>>716794876
However did that end up there?~
>>716794923
shut your cock whore mouth. cheetah will live forever
>>716795010
In zoos
>>716794921
I had to add some level of fuckery to it otherwise it wouldn't be fun.
>>716794966
from my duck
>>716795114
this is a sad fact of life
>>716795114
frig off
>>716795136
its fun before the fuckery but now its better
>>716795144
~~
>>716795367
ohhh bb gurl
>>716795520
ur a fig
>>716795520
bb wem
>>716795405
so sexy
>>716795298
Cheetahs are amazing animals. The gene pool is is too small though. They will eventually go extinct in the wild unless there is a mutation that helps them. It's very sad, but that is the way things are going at the moment.
Also I'll repost this.
>>716794024
Government contractor is not the same as working for the government. I've done both actual DoD work as well as Contractor work. Contractor work is far easier. Maybe in some areas, like, The Postal Service, is less strict, but working for the DoD on a military base that houses classified information and experimental weapons systems is far different from The Postal Service. The easiest gig I've ever had was in the private sector while the toughest and most stressful was working for the DoD. Take your own advice, Devnull, my first few jobs was working DoD and Contractor work.
>>716794012
>>716795685
I kno
*Enters thread*
>>716795643
wow rude frig off
>>716795682
im getting flustered ~
>>716795762
they are dying because people like you have no faith in them! your lack of faith is making them die. i hate you
>>716795862
im not fond of pineapple
>>716795913
But he is eating a regular apple.
<---- This, I can't believe I haven't thought about this earlier
>>716796024
yeah but they pineapple are floating next to him
>>716796078
looks weird
>>716795913
ok :(
>>716795913
Having faith in something means nothing. It's what you do that matters.
>>716796210
I am offended!
>>716796210
They're hung. Hung like juden.
>>716796237
Post your butt.
>>716796215
im sorry i didnt mean to snap at you baby. its just very frustrating for me.
>>716796237
them do some cheetahs to make babbies with them.
>>716796281
offend my arse
>>716796306
can we put them in an oven?
>>716796540
No
>>716794742
>Government contractor is not the same as working for the government.
Did you just completely fail to actually read what I said?
> Contractor work is far easier.
No it ain't.
>>716796602
That's exactly where they belong.
>>716796602
Fine by me! Arse, get over here! I got something to tell you!
>>716796602
I'm not sure it works that way...
>>716796629
Do it.
>>716796726
good! throw them all on the ovens
>>716796727
whisper into it
>>716796746
you dont know until you try
So, howdy do my fellow faggots
>>716796602
its cool my nigga, all is fun in the sun
>>716796540
Also I very much dislike PB&J.
>>716796844
<I'll fuck you up the butt!>
>>716796830
The answer is still a very solid No.
>>716796684
Yes it literally is. I've exactly done both. I worked for the DoD and been a contractor for the DoD.
>>716796844
And then throw those ovens into bigger ovens.
honest question:
what's the appeal in this? does this shit really turn you guys on? I mean it's fucking drawings of cartoon animals....not trolling, legit curious.
>>716797061
Do it.
>>716796844
It's genetics. It is not genetically possible for me to have a cheetah-human hybrid.
>>716797064
Doing what?
>>716796857
wewlad~
>>716796986
super lewd
>>716797064
whoa. super ovens?
>>716797122
i dont whack off to it. i dont get a boner to it. i enjoy it and think its cute
>>716797248
says who?
nigger faggot
>>716797220
Still no.
>>716797342
>tits
ew
>>716797295
thanks for the reply / honest answer
>>716797122
are you telling me you wouldn't fuck pic related?
>>716797122
There's something appealing about having something soft and fuzzy to cuddle with during sex. I also like the wild appeal. Not into real animals obviously.
>>716797295
Science.
>>716797295
That'll teach you to call me banana weird
>>716797406
tell that bitch to wear a fur coat ?!
>>716797404
the fact that the pic related even exists to begin with concerns me.
>>716797534
Honestly made me laugh. But nah, it wouldn't be the same.
>>716797342
psot more chee
>>716797387
not sure what makes me like this stuff. i guess im just a mental defector
>>716797461
have you done genetic testing yourself? how can yo know if you havent done it? you cant take what the "science" has said on faith.
>>716797596
WHAT
>>716797710
no tit cheetahs
>>716797671
So next question for you: have you ever dated a girl that knew this fuels your fantasies? or at least is one of them
>>716797819
chees are chees. idgaf if they have tits
I mean I guess
>>716797710
It's not on faith. Cheetahs are too far removed from our gene pool.
>>716797122
I just love dog dicks real dog dick drawn dog dick GCI dog dick
I just fucking love dog dick
>>716797263
IT deliveries, repossessions, decommissioning, purchasing contract monitoring, building repairs on the school bases and housing, deliveries of basic shit like mattresses for the barracks. I had to have a security clearance to get into the buildings and sign nondisclosure agreements (even though I never saw anything at all). Again, grew up in a town where the vast majority of the people worked for the government in some capacity including direct family members, so it shouldn't come as a surprise that I fucking worked for the government in some capacity.
>>716797295
Uberovens.
>>716797981
this planet needs a new plague.
>>716797348
Do it.
>>716797847
Oh dear god no. I hide my power level. This is something I'm taking to the grave since chances of me finding someone like me who's mostly in it for the fetish and doesn't let it consume their life are slim to none. I don't wanna risk getting stuck with a sperging furfag,
>>716797847
Eww, girls
>>716797220
Also my Ass belongs to my Master, he is asleep so I can't ask him if I can reveal it to others.
>>716798074
well you DID come in and ask y'know
>>716797966
you dont know that. unless you have personally done genetic testing to prove it i dont believe you. those "scientists" could be lying to try and kill cheetahs
>>716798032
whoa...
>>716798091
>>716798158
So, still No.
>>716796540
I'll do it
>>716797981
oh my GOD
>>716798032
>. I had to have a security clearance
Nigga that ain't anything.
Contract work is definitely harder than actually being hired by the government.
source: I had to act as a sales engineer for government contracts, and have been on both sides of the fence work wise. I'm not even sure how the fuck you are going to argue this except to just troll.
You're listing a bunch of bullshit work.
>>716798032
I cleaned taco scraps off tables.
It was the most enjoyable of all my jobs.
>>716798113
have a friend, she caught her husband beating it to anime, he prefers to beat off than to have sex with her (she's a solid 7.5/10) is there some type of story line appeal like in the characters that you can relate to like in a regular tv show or something?
she just says its one of his vices after a stressful day of work but I think there's more to it than that.
question related to you- does it being a secret fuel you even more? / do you enjoy it being a secret?
>>716798231
They are the over ovens.
>>716798231
>those "scientists" could be lying to try and kill cheetahs
>climate change denier logic for furry bullshit
>
>>716798319
TRY TO ACT SUPERIOR
JUST TRY
>>716798231
Why would anyone try to kill cheetahs?!
>>716798231
>you dont know that. unless you have personally done genetic testing to prove it i dont believe you. those "scientists" could be lying to try and kill cheetahs
this is good shit
>>716798275
i know its a shitty pic, but i couldnt get the right angle
>>716798410
>denier
>implying accepting logic and facts is a denial
shiggy snuffles
>>716798410
I'M 100% ON THE DOGGY DICK TRAIN DON'T PLAY
>>716798275
>>716794571
found my new desktop wallpaper, thx.
btw, fuck furries
>>716798561
one of the images in that is a furfag dressed as a cheetah though
>>716798435
my hand kept shaking
and its zoomed in
>>716798486
v
hide >
apply
>>716798389
what do they look like?
>>716798410
but global warming is a lie...
>>716798427
because they are assholes
>>716798431
its a conspiracy to kill my beloved cheetahs.
>>716798527
i like doggy ducks too
Global warming is due to Snuffles stealing all the dog dicks in the world causing bitches to go into heat with no way to get out of it.
The combined bitch heat is melting the polar caps.
>>716798275
You have a little butt.
>>716798530
i know. I GOT $WAG!!!!
>>716798602
fuck him idgaf
>>716798734
kk have fun furfag
>Not having a plump rump
>>716798655
i dont work out or run very often
>>716798387
I guess? I mean, if I could act on this fantasy with someone I wouldn't need porn. But it's an impossible fantasy anyway since being an anthropomorphic animal isn't possible. And fursuits don't do it for me so it's strictly in the realm of fantasy for me.
>>716798849
*Dances at you*
>>716798319
My easiest gig out in Cali was as a contractor. Breaks whenever I wanted, basically no supervision at all, overtime whenever I wanted. As a government employee I had people I actually had to answer to and shit I actually had to do.
>bullshit work
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that only your job was important and that any other kind of work is basically worthless.
>>716798653
Really big ovens.
>>716797122
yes, its like hentai
>>716798326
Tacos are called Mexican Sandwiches in California.
>>716799139
like pizza oven?
This thread is 3 shades of weird.
>>716798723
yep
>>716799217
The bar ladies would give me the extra orange juice in the mornings when I was working open to close.
are we talkin about ovens?
>>716799322
Hey who put LSD in my coffee
>>716799419
pineapple ovens
>>716799139
> Breaks whenever I wanted, basically no supervision at all
Sounds like you worked for a bullshit company in general. Fun fact: actual contractors are forced to report hourly work metrics 99% of the time, and explain any discrepancies between expected work output vs hours logged. All the way from bullshit civilian contracts all the way to lockheed martin.
I guess you wouldn't know this, because you apparently go to sit on your fat ass somehow.
>I didn't realize that only your job was important and that any other kind of work is basically worthless.
Nah. It's just that you described basically everything anyone does in government work. Security clearances? Neat. NDA's? Wow! So special. They don't hand out both of those like candy or anything.
>>716799508
o-oh
so no nazi dogs then?
>>716799401
I hooked up my SNES over S-video and it looks amazing.
>>716799241
Bigger. Like four pizza ovens stacked on top of each other.
>>716799401
Ooh, love was in the air.
>>716799568
well i didnt say no to that
>>716799568
that is my fetish
>>716799651
whoa tahts big
>>716798275
BTW how many people would fuck
>>716799575
Lucky. I only have my one little TV by my bed for my 64.
I want a flat CRT some day.
>>716799651
Hardly. I just got along with almost everyone in that place.
The one manager who was too creepy and one of the servers hated me. The ladies in the kitchen would keep the avocado seeds for me and the cooks would let me have custom orders.
>>716798032
woop te doo
You people are a dime a dozen.
I test aircraft ordnance and you all bore me.
>>716799861
shit works fam
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/health-fitness/advice/a28978/9-butt-moves-that-beat-squats/
>>716799865
Get a PVM. They're nice.
Just be sure they double or triple pack it if you get it shipped.
Mine showed up with a cracked back, lucky it was just the back part of the shell.
>>716800038
That could work.
I enjoy the small TVs. I move a lot so a big one is too cumbersome, and I like having it on the small shelf by my bed.
>>716800165
How does 9 inches sound? They came that small.
>>716800267
I think that's smaller than what I have.
>>716800324
Well, I have a 14 inch one. Granted it's about 5 inches deeper then a consumer CRT TV and all metal.
>>716800411
For sale?
Don't PMVs have major heat issues?
>>716799995
thx
>>716799547
JT3 and Uniys.
Contractors aren't required to do that at all, dumb ass, I was a contractor, my work friends I would hang out with on the job instead of working were contractors. I'm familiar with how Lockheed, Skunkworks, Boeing, Northrop, and BAE all operate on the employee level, numb nuts. I worked on EAFB, the fucking flight test center.
And tons of government employees don't have even a low level security clearance. A CAC card is not the same thing as a security clearance. NDAs are signed when you are hired for any job, be it a shelf stocker at the commissary or a groundskeeper. I had to sign one when I got my jobs, I had to sign more when I got clearance, and I had to sign even more to enter certain buildings. You are literally talking out of your ass right now.
>>716799865
Too creepy how? Lurking in the bushes or would hold your hand too long after a handshake?
>>716799926
Yeah, I knew people who did that. Stepmom worked in the building that monitored the bombing range. Stepdad started out as a test pilot for the F-16.
>>716800477
No it's mine.
I ordered it from e-bay but they packed it on the back and it road like that all the way here and cracked the back plastic.
I had to take it to an electronics shop to have it looked over and repaired.
At least I got a refund on the shipping.
>>716800604
No, they don't. Just have to make sure it's in good condition from a seller that knows what the fuck they're doing.
>>716800680
Asking about my sex life.
>>716800718
I am always worried to buy online because of things like that.
None of my carts have had issues though thank god.
>>716800844
Game carts aren't going to really have issues shipping.
When you get up to 80 pounds then you are going to have issues.
>>716800761
Gross.
>>716800939
I got my tv at a thrift store.
>>716798275
BTW how many people would fuck
>>716801181
I keep looking for a small Sony Trinitron for my bench to replace a failing TV.
>>716800680
>Contractors aren't required to do that at all, dumb ass
Uh, yeah they fucking are. Maybe you're confusing what I said on an employee basis, but the company sure as hell is required to do that.
>NDAs are signed when you are hired for any job,
Nigga you are literally the one that was trying to make it out to be something special.
>I was a contractor, my work friends I would hang out with on the job instead of working were contractors
Please by all means let me know what company this is, so we get to punish the company and the project manager on the government side.
> I'm familiar with how Lockheed [...] Boeing
Oh fucking don't even try to pretend you know anything about those companies. You're a fucking bullshit artists who has no qualifications to be anywhere remotely relevant in the defense industry.
>I worked on EAFB,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>716801310
What's wrong with it?
Also this is how big mine is. The white screen is because my phone has issues with light from the TV.
The quality is pretty nice too.
I don't understand what causes furries on 4chan to lie about nearly everything. With that being said, sweet dreams~
>>716801526
It has a grounding issue. Causes me to get shocked though the ground connection for some reason. Although that might be the outside transformer.
>>716801560
And that's a nice quality for a consumer model.
What brand is it?
wow for once dev and I are on the same side about something
weird
mostly because they're freaks out there who will black mail you over stupid drama
>>716801614
Everything I say is a lie
That's my favourite paradox
Someday I'll go from factory worker to dildo factory worker.
>>716801655
Can you fix it?
Broksonic 13 inch.
>>716801805
I am still absolutely terrified of that happening.
On the topic my friend from the anime threads has connections and can get me 25% off from Bad Dragon.
>>716801961
No not really.
And I've never heard of that brand. If you can find a Sony Trinitron that would be an upgrade.
>>716801352
So you're a company and not an employee?
The ones I signed were actually serious.
>we get to punish
Cause you're in a position to do that since you're just that important.
I literally do know about those companies since I had to visit their facilities to deliver new IT components and remove the old ones to be decommissioned. I got to know many of the employees there pretty well.
Because the base they test all aircraft and aircraft systems on is a laughing matter, you actual fucking retard.
>>716802145
Trinitron would be nice.
This one fits my needs at the moment and was only 10 bucks.
And that sucks.
>>716802082
so jealous
>>716802277
*Laughter*
Grovel before your lord.
>>716794930
what was the town
>>716802230
Oh well.
That's what happens when stuff gets to old.
Thinking of biting the bullet and ordering another PVM or BVM for my work bench so I can start RGB modding stuff.
Evening everybody
>>716802406
Oh nice. I was thinking of ordering GBC shells and painting them and maybe modding one to be backlit.
>>716802358
Nah. I don't know who you are. You could probably figure it out for yourself from the information I provided already.
>>716802541
Modding a game boy to be back lit is pretty easy until you need to pull the film off the LCD from my understanding.
Could try and get a Game Boy light with the back light in it already.
>>716802739
getting a back lit gameboy...
Is lit
>>716802739
I figure I'll use the SP screen and just try it to see.
I want to make it into a hobby painting custom shells for things and refurbishing them.
>>716802884
Ah alright.
Get a GBA SP-101
I found one finally in a thrift store but I gave it away.
>>716802474
Sup?
>>716802994
I need a few tools before I invest.
>>716803052
felix! He got $WAG
Anyhow I'm going to play some Mario in bed.
Later.
>>716803197
I'm not familiar with that installment of the Mario franchise.
>>716803052
Sucking at overwatch.
What's everyone else up to?
>>716803298
Mario 64.
While in my bed.
I got a JAP copy with rumble.
I'm losing my apartment. Not sure what to do with my dragon dongs. Probably going to throw them away.
>>716803394
Send to me.
>>716803445
I have around 1K worth. I'll take $400 for them all.
>>716803362
Oh. OH! Okay.
>>716803394
Why are you losing your apartment?
>>716803394
dont throw them away, you'll regret it later
they were probably expensive too, so it would be a waste of money to throw them away.
And also, why would you throw them out? They're apparently expensive. Also, why don't you rent a different apartment?
>>716803503
Are you going to be ok housing wise?
>all of these destroyed open gaping buttholes
>
>>716803325
Being pissed at the internet.
>>716803514
I had barely enough to make my January payment, then they told me it's going up by $100. Then I got a $207 speeding ticket that I can't prove was legitimate. Now that I got home my electric bill is double what I expected.
Thinking about jumping in front of a bus.
>>716803628
They were expensive, but I don't know where to hide them.
>>716803631
Throwing them away because they take up a lot of space and I constantly have to try to hide them.
>>716803655
Both my parents said I can't live with them. I'm going to be living in my car soon enough.
>>716803852
What state are you in?
>>716803955
Washington.
>>716803852
Well shit. What're you gonna do? Are your bills that high or do you just not make enough money?
Have you thought of getting a roommate?
>>716803852
pack up a box, and hide them in the bottom of the box with a bunch of random stuff on top
>>716804053
Ah. I am in Iowa and don't even use the bedroom in my apartment.
I would have offered it as a temporary place.
>>716803753
Ha that sounds like fun
learn how to be homeless
they're a pretty interesting bunch of folk to be honest