No wincest thread?

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>tfw no sister
>tfw can't jackoff thinking about sister
>tfw will never have real sister fantasies because no sister

>>716794208
Got head from sister by accident, greentext?

>>716795648
yes

>>716795648
please

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>>716795648
how the hell do you get head by accident?

>>716795648
BE ME
Chilling with buddy
Smoking weed
He tells me about a girl hes fucking
Gives good head
Im in a dry spell
Tell jim to stop rubbing it in
He tells me a cuck fantasy
Cucks are betas but hatever
He says i should fuck his girl
I laugh.
He says no really
I asked if she would be up for thst
He said he didnt know
He had an idea though
He has a glory hold fetish too
Gf sucks his dick througj a glory hole he made
He would swap me for him
I dunno
He begs
I dunno
2 weeks later he asks again
Im extra horny
Ok fine
We go to his place, i hide
I hear tslking but its muffled, in next room
His glory hole is basically a plywood fale wall he built in his room
Im hiding behind it when i hear door open

Bump. I need some greentext to fap to tonight.

>>716797198
Yeah more greentexts

>>716794208
He beat her at Tomb Raider?

>>716796636
They enter and he comes around the wall agter 30 seconds. He wispers in my ear to stick my cock in the hole
He said she is blindfolded so she wont know its not hos dick and so he can watch from the other side
He alos is tsping it
I stick my cock through the whole. Its semi
I then feel the warmth of a mouth
Oh man
Diamonds
She works my head with her tongue in a way no one has
She starts to work the shaf, deep
Im not gonna last
Shit
I let out s grunt as i cum buckets. I feel her jerking me of as i cum.
I assume shes jerking me onto her face or tits
She then starts sucking
Oh shit
She starts working my head againwith her tongue. She goes at it faster and then deeper.
Feelsgood.jpg
10 minutes later im about to cum
I let out a grunt as i cum again, this time she is sucking my cum down as i spurt
Shit
She licks my cock clean snd i pull it though the hole.
My buddy motons for me to come over
I go to him and we walkaround the wall
I freeze
I see my fully naked sister kneeling blindfolded, face covered in cum
I dont know what to do.
She then take the blind fold off and freezes
My buddy was like what
I stidder, thats my sister asshole. My sister sucked my dick

>>716794208
her controller wasn't plugged in

>>716796636
>>716797577
Ok no interest i guess

>>716797577
go on anon

>>716797577
>>716797744
go on, dude

>>716798037
I think I had a stroke before clicking that.

I mean, those were words. Clearly formed into sentences. But for the love of me I can't figure out what they're trying to tell me.

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>>716797577
hahaha nice

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>>716798161
welcome to britbong dirty talk mate

>>716797577
Month later, still have not talked to sis
We avoid eye contact
Im in rom
Nock knock
Yea
Sis comes in
Ok anon, we need to tslk
I say nothing
Look, ii didnt kmow. I thought it was anon
I say nothing
What was i bad. Why arent you talking
I said becuase it was the best head ever. And it was from my sister
So?
So? Its not like thats normla
Yea so?
She tskes her top off
Lets fuck
No
Why not snon
Wtf
She takes her paants off
Bare pussy
Im on the pil
Cum inside my tight pussy
No
She pushes me to the bed, rips my pants off snd shoves my dick in her mouth
She sucks me then gets on top and pushed my cock into her pussy
Her watmth goes up my shaft
I csnt last, i feel a warmth from my balls as hot cum spurts into her pussy
She lay ontop of me cock still i her
She said well wasnt that good
Yes
Anon, i need you to fick me again

>>716798380
Pajeet my son. Get off the computer and clean up poo in the loo.

>>716798445
Is it fucked that this pic actually gets me

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bapppsss

>>716798324
Again with this!!!

You sure I didn't have a stroke?
This doesn't seem quite like language to me.

>>716798391
>You wanna spunk on me titties gov?

Lost

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ah, this thread sure takes me back

>>716797989
>>716798037
I didn't realize this was a ylyl thread

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>>716798581

>>716798161
>>716798037

>bell end
>two words
i'm pretty sure it's someone who doesn't speak British-English, and just used some words they heard one time

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>>716798549
kek

>>716799074
Oh, go suck your pop's bellend all the way to the ballocks. You dandy faggot.

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>>716798549

>>716794208
Anyone heard from famchan recently?

>>716799164
bollocks*

quit trying to imitate a stereotype you created, you can't even do that right.

>>716800556
She and shed apparently met up and had sex. Now they're dating

>>716801531
did shed follow up with more greentext yet?

>>716802059
Fyi that anons lying, but she did write a second story about her sis a few weeks back

>>716803306
sauce?

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>>716803456
Posting bro one first.

>>716803306
I'm not lying. She actually came on two days ago and said that...

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>>716803556
Here's the sister one.

>>716803556
>>716803597
Thx /b/ro

y

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>>716803597
>>716803572
I'm in almost every single one of these threads and don't recall her saying that. Also, I can promise you that if someone actually said that in these threads, that it was NOT shed or famchan. Famchan lives in canada and wouldn't give away her RL information to anyone, and shed is in america and isn't interested in dating around yet after breaking up with his sister. It's a lie anon, don't believe it. That shit wouldn't happen in a million years.

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>>716804222

>>716803911
You could have helped me and went along with the joke...

>>716805831
Nah

>>716805868
Yes

>>716806437
No

not sure if its necessarily a win, but my dad used to rape my mom and make me watch. One time he told me to masturbate. he is in jail now

>>716807764
I'd say that isn't a win. Sounds fucked up.

>>716807764

It's only a win if you came.

>>716808342

I did. He made me cum on her

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>>716808415

>>716795508
>no sister

Lol i wish. My sisters hedious. Im around a 7-8/10 but sis is a 2 at best. God help me

>>716798365
Can we just bomb england out of existance? It wouldent even take that many missiles.

hola.

>>716809179
>nuke england
>kill more 70% more blacks than whites

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>>716798841

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lol this thread still here

continuing britbong inbreeding....

i took my sister's virginity when she was 14.

Please Post more (good) captions!

>>716809356
I wouldn't be totally against that. Hell lets send a few Germanys way as well

>>716810305
fkn srs

>>716810305
story pls

>>716811601
These posts have more effectivly turned me off than any spiderman or scat photo ever will. Good job there kiddo

>>716808683
It could be worse. I'm black, I wouldn't fantasize about my sister with even if we weren't related.

>>716811770
Same

>>716794208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mII9NZ8MMVM
watch this video or your mother slowly grow cancer. The next time you will talk to her she will stutter as a result.

>>716812446
No one cares just stop with the shit post

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>>716811770
>>716812463

ikr

Help, I'm looking for the green text where OP stays with and fucks his lesbian (bi) sister and her gf and her other gf and OP also gets fucked.

>>716812753
lol

>>716811770
I think it's satire, to show everyone who speaks ebonics just how rediculous ebonics sounds to everyone else. Posts are in cockney, which is the white UK/ Ireland/ Scotland version of ebonics.

Okay seriously, I can't fap to any of these pics due to laughing too hard at that sorry excuse of a language the British call "English". How the fuck does anyone speaking that gibberish understand each other?

>>716811685
>be me.
>21 at time.
>(im old)
>had been trading oral with her for like almost 2 years
>never lets me put my penis inside her though.
>every time i try she stops me.
>then there was one time....giving her oral.
>my jaw gets tired. so i rub my penis on her vagina to rest my jaw/tongue.
>i try to put it in.
>and she doesnt stop me.
>i notice right away she doesnt stop me.
>i ask her if it hurts.
>she says no.
>i keep pushing in.
>she doesnt stop me.
>figure she wantes to have sex but doesnt want to tell me.
>(she was like that. she wouldnt tell me she wanted to do things)
>(she would do weird things to let me know)
>anyway, i tell her to get on bed.
>cause she had legs off bed and on floor.
>and she goes on bed.
>i climb up on bed with her.
>get between her open legs.
>keep trying to go in.
>she hugs me.
>feel head go in.
>i figure "this is it".
>keep pushing.
>feel her wetness on rest of dick.
>realize im inside her.
>ask her if it hurts.
>says it doesnt.
>she starts humping me back.
>i start to feel like cumming
>tell her to slow down cause cum.
>she does.
>but it doesnt matter.
>still feel like cumming fast.
>i stop trying to not cum.
>so i pull out and cum on bed.
>there's like cum and blood stains on bed.
>she asks me if i came inside.
>i tell her i didnt.
>looks down at blood and cum on bed.
>says she needs to use bathroom.
>leaves to bathroom.
>i try to wipe blood and cum off bed sheets.
>but it doesnt come off.
>threw cum and blood stained sheets away cause my mother used to wash everything for us.

>>716798445

Not even YLYL and I fucking lost. My sides...

>>716812945
I just fucking hate this english cockney. The english accent is fine on its own but ive dated a chav girl before and it was a fucking grammar nightmare. Could not finish cuz all i heard was

"Oi yia oi yia fuc mei baby. Slap me ass like a pair of bongos"

She was hot as well so the whole image was ruined

>>716812989
Most of them are a bit more eloquent. Thats just chav talk. Aka british white trash. Aka every Australian

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>>716798380
>>716797577
>>716796636

>things that never happened for $400

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>british caps

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead

>>716813853
it's like an isolated, long forgotten language from the past.

>>716798445
Muh sides.

Where can I read Sheds story? I know the link to the drive but can't find it there

>>716796636
>>716797577
>>716798380
At least make it actual greentext you stupid nigger

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>>716814766
I'll post it for you.

>>716794208
Fuck off Mohammad.

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>>716815539
These are the shed short stories, there's apparently 6 total, but he has only written 3 so far.

>Be me, 14, wanking furiously
>7 yo sister walks into room
>Shit
>Turn away and try to hide
>"What were you doing? Let me see"
>Still crouching to hide but still stroking cock
>"Show me what you were doing"
>Stood up and continued stroking cock as sister watched
>She knelt in front of me and I couldn't hold back
>Came all over sisters face
>She thinks it's funny and I wipe my cum into her mouth
>Doesn't like taste but swallows
>Continue a few times and she starts opening her mouth when I cum
>I usually squeeze the last few drops into her mouth and suddenly she takes the head of my cock in her mouth and sucks it
>Feels amazing
>Ask if she wants to try sucking it properly
>I slide my cock in and out of her mouth as I hold her head
>She sucks my cock for 5 minutes till I tell her we have to wait a while for my cock to get ready again
>She goes to her room to play but comes back 30 mins later
>"Are you ready to cum in my mouth yet?"
>Tell her it isn't hard yet, but if she sucked it she could make it hard
>She kneels between my legs as I get my cock out
>Sis starts sucking, diamonds in no time
>Put hand on her head and push her down a bit harder and faster
>Cum in minutes and sister swallows it all and keeps sucking
>Carried on for 4 years and I stroked and licked her pussy whenever she wanted
>She sucked me off every morning before school, every afternoon after school, and most nights
>Said she loved feeling my cock cum in her mouth
>I rarely wanked for 4 years, just called my sister instead and she sucked me off and swallowed
>No mess to clean up - win!

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>>716815572
And then, of course, the unfortunate reality of their relationship today. Not all stories have happy endings, anons.

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>>716815586
>>"Are you ready to cum in my mouth yet?"

FAKE AS FUCK.

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>>716815613
Here's another bonus story.

>>716797310
underrated post

>>716815675
What can I say? She initiated everything from sucking my cock at 7 to fucking me when I visited from uni when she was 13. I never pushed her into anything or made her do anything she didn't already want to do, and most times it was her who would ask to suck my cock.

>>716815714
Thanks. I'll be reading all these soon.

>>716796636
YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING >>>>>>>>>>

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>716798635
Man you are either retarded or like Indian who barely speaks English or some such shit. Ffs I'm a slavshit and can understand that no problem

>>716800556
I'm still alive but barely. Also it's not true. I did not have sexual relations with that Anon.

>>716817525
I don't think anyone actually believed that guy anyways.

>>716817888
I did. He had a very convincing argument.

Did anyone end up Screen shotting that story from about a week ago?

>>716818434
Wanna maybe give some details about the story? might have it.

>>716818908
It was this guy wrestling with his sister and it got out of hand. I'm not even sure if he ended up finishing it.

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>>716819078
Oh yeah I got you.

>>716819124
Thats the one. Thanks, I guess he did end up posting more.

>>716794208

why would you be doing tomb raider 1v1?