Hey /b/ Ask a Subway worker (me) anything.

Why are you making shit tier threads instead of trying to cure the Cancer that is 4chan Winter edition?

Does the free subway from T-mobile Tuesday work?

>>716783536
I heard you're friends with Mr. Fogle

>>716783536
Where do you work?

>>716783630

This thread is far from shit tier. I'm sorry there are no furry cuck lollies, mate.

Why does everyone who runs a subway is a sand nigger?

>>716783752

Depends on the store. My boss wont take them, but a subway ran by a different manager a few towns over accepts coupons and stuff from newspapers and websites.

>>716783921

My boss is a camel-jockey. Subways are surprisingly cheap to run, and they make a shitload of money. Probably just a coincidence though.

>>716783536

Sorry, but do you think anybody gives one single fuck?

You work at Subway slopping sandwiches together for minimum wage or slightly above. High school dropouts, morons, monkeys, and literal robots can do your job. Are we supposed to be terribly interested in your routine of drudgery?

Come back here if you become a doctor or an engineer or FBI agent or something that's actually fucking interesting and that we didn't all do as teenagers.

>>716783836
that doesnt answer my question, m9.
nm. im bored with your white ass.
bc you are shit tier.

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I like your sandwiches

Subway workers/managers are either spics or sand niggers. Is this true?

>>716783536
Can you make a black forest ham sandwich and post a picture

>>716784065

I'm sorry your mother hit you so hard when you were a little kid, and that your retard helmet is so tight it makes you think stupid things like this.

This is my first job and I make 9 dollars an hour. Currently saving up for medical school.

I'm sorry you feel the need to be so mean to others, you dirty cancer-swab.

Subway pays $9 an hour. It aint that bad for putting sandwhiches together.

can i eat your ass?

>>716783536
how long does that shit sit there for
why the guac stay green
weirdest creation

>>716784300

>saving up for medical school
>by working part-time at Subway

Fucking kek.

>>716784252

I will at some point. Maybe.

>>716784201

This is completely true.

>>716784086

Grossest thing you/ your coworker has done to a sandwich?

>>716784444
goddamn quad quads.

how good is the fresh fit platter?

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>>716784396

Do you ever spread your gf's butt-buns, stuff it with meat and veggies, then put the sauce you want, and eat it?

>>716783536
Are you proud to work there or is this a stepping stone? I have done every shit job ( not saying your job is I have done much worse). What's the next step /b/ bro?

>>716784519

Only thing I can think of is prepping something without putting gloves on.

The closer I usually work for picks his ass all the time and forgets to put on gloves when he fills lettuce or spinach.

>>716783536 (OP)

Nothing stays on the line, cooled, for over two days. After that we toss it. If anything looks bad at your local subway it's probably because it's shitilly managed

>>716783536
Where do you work?

What do you think of seafood and crab

>>716784704

This is just a placeholder until I can get a spot in a nearby Eco-Lab. My grandfather is a shift leader there, and he is going to put in a good word for me.

It starts Mon-Thurs. 13.75/hr.

I hope to have enough money to start college on my own. My family just gets by and I dont want to burden them any more than necessary especially financially.

>>716783536
would you recommend working at subway to someone looking for a job?

>>716783536

What the fuck is with asking "cheeseandtoasted?" about 7 fucking times?

Seriously. All the Subways out in my neck of the woods appear to be staffed by complete and utter failures in life.

What makes your bread taste good?

>>716784863

I personally hate it. I think it's the worst sandwich there. BUT, we sell a lot of it here for some reason.

>>716785032
why do you think they are working at subway

>>716783536
did you go to subway before you started working there

do you still eat subway

Weirdest sandwich you've ever had to make.

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>>716784793
Lol

>>716784793
subway you fuck

Do you think Jen Ledger is into anal?

>>716783536
How often u cum in the chicken teriyaki?

Not really a question
But you guys always put a laughable amounts of black olives in sandwhiches

>>716785028

Yes. It's very simple, and easy to get raises. Most managers will give you a raise if you get good reviews on surveys. I started $8.25 and in a couple months I'm sitting at $9.25.

>>716785032

We make so many sandwiches a day, and there is a lot of shit to remember for each individual sandwich, that asking you what you want a thousand times would be better than putting all that nasty shit you dont want on your sub, eh? It's easy to forget when you are thinking about all that at the same time. I don't struggle, too much, but that's just how it is for some people I guess.

>>716785070

We rise it in humidity. It's called proofing and it makes the bread very spongy and tall. Slightly sweeter as well for some reason.

>>716783536
Is your subway owned by hindus?

>>716783536
Ever lube up your ass with the honey mustard sauce and just let a nigger go to town on it?

>>716785531
kek

>>716785383

I agree. Most people are too lazy to portion right. This old lady I work with has been working at our subway for two years, 10-3 every day. She helps open. The way she explains it, you just stop giving a shit eventually.

>>716785205

Honey-Oat on Wheat bread: Roast beef, pepperoni, the sauce from the meatballs, toasted with vinegar and oil and onions.

I also had a seafood (crab) with salami and banana peppers, topped with the sweet onion sauce. Nasty as fuck.

>>716785171

I used to go to subway a lot, but I got sick of it. I only started working there because a friend guaranteed me a position there.

>>716784981
What city? How ironic on /b/ my younger brother is a senior chemist at eco lab in Minneapolis

what is up with the two napkins? every subway i've been to its ALWAYS two napkins. turkey and cheese? two napkins meatball with extra sauce? two napkins.

Ever eaten out of the little trough that u guys flick all the shitty bits into while u make the sandwiches?

What's the biggest argument you've gotten into a customer about?

>>716785874
This exactly

Hey OP, do you give cops free food or drink?

>>716783536
Why the fuck do you put so much lettuce on my sandwich?

>>716785883

One time I saw there was a full chicken strip in there. I said what the hell and took a bite. It was nasty, never did it again. I hate cleaning the bane so much now.

>>716785863

I work at a store in Minnesota. I don't remember the branch number.

>>716785874

Two napkins is standard, but if you more than one sandwich, you can usually get anywhere from two to ten. I normally give three to five, depending on how overweight they are or how full their sandwich is.

What your most hated sub?

>>716785070
The bread tastes like shit

Can you tell a persons personality by what they pick for their subway?

>>716786162
Two napkins can suck my fucking dick

>>716786354
That's cos they always put shit in yours dickhead

>>716786162
I woulda taken a chance on a whole chicken strip to bro.

>>716786130

There is an officer that stops by for a cookie, and every now and again I give him another one on the house. Or offer him a drink/chips sometimes. Just because he's very polite and tips well. He looks a little like paul blart, actually.

>>716785953

Someone got upset that we had to bake more wheat. They ended up throwing their ten gallon hat on the floor, throwing their wallet at me and then swearing as they exited the store.

Later they came back in for their hat and wallet, and we still didn't have wheat done, so he threatened my mother and then left the store. I kinda told him to fuck off. I don't argue with my customers.

>>716786137


Shitty workers portioning your toppings bad.

>>716786446
Not like anyone else is

>>716786446
this

>>716786644
i suck my own dick faggot

>>716786399

Sometimes. I can tell when someone is a total shrewd, because they usually get a veggie or turkey sandwich. Or a salad, low calorie stuff.

Most people that are really polite and tip well get steak, or something hardy. Like, blue-collar fellas or generally nice people.

Fratty, stuck up or assholish dudes normally get the chicken teryaki and ask for extra sauce. I fucking hate closing their wet sandwiches.

I've gotten pretty good at guessing what people want.

>>716786446

Ask for more then, you goddamn retard.

What's the tuna recipe

Whats with retards not figuring out you get 2 napkins with your sub?

>>716786970

Tuna (dried, and vacuum sealed) + Mayo (to taste)

>>716786839
Guess u gotta hey

>>716787005

More like, what's with people not asking for more and then complaining about the standard amirte.

>>716786866
Thats not the point. Obviously you personally understand if you give more napkins for heavy sandwiches

>>716787096
thanks for the (You)

The napkins are always those dry as fuck ones too

>>716787120
how does a napkin standard make any sense

>>716784065
>He thinks engineering or doctor's work is interesting.
Come back when you graduate high school.

Any good stories about fat people?

>>716787150

Most people just give two because it's standard. Peronsally, i'd be pissed if i had a heavy ass sandwich and i got one or two napkins only. since i have that sort of empathy i usually give too many napkins.

But i do understand that the two-napkin dilemma is a bit frustrating. But knowing you're gonna get two and not asking for more is just as stupid.

>>716783536
Can Skyrim survive economically and in militaristic ventures without the help of the Empire?

>>716787423

More than likely.

>>716787419
fair enough

>>716787417

I mean. I graduated this year. Guess I'm still really young, huh?

No really good obese people stories though. Most just get a high-calorie sandwich with all the toppings and say they want to lose weight.

>>716785874
why the fuck are you such a messy eater that you need a handful of napkins for a single sandwich

Do you consider yourself a sandwich artist? Thats what I hear your position is

Anyone homeless people ever go in the restroom for like 20 minutes?

Who gives a fuck?

>>716787783

On applications, you apply as a sandwich artist yeah. Whether I wanna be called one or not is up for debate.

>>716787765
that shit be squirtin when i be bitin

>>716787423
No way, nords are basically frozen niggers and will end up fucking their country over and getting pwned by half-elves of some shit

>>716787800

No. Fat people do though.

>>716787878

Not very many people. Welcome to the thread though!

How often do you spit in the veggies when its 9pm and no customers

>>716788180

Never. That reminds me of the time that dirty fuck who worked at burger king posted on /b/ a picture of him standing in the lettuce containers, then you fuckers found out what store he worked at and got him fired. lmao.

Whats the one demographic you rarely see as customers, like do chinks eat there?

>>716788472

Asians never come to subway. And when they do, it's pizza's that they get.

Does your store have pizza and soup or chili? Whats inside those veggie pattys that look like fried eggplant?

>>716788899

We have soup and pizza. Not sure what's in those veggie burger patties though. Carrots for sure.

>>716788614
You can get pizza at a subway? I just went today and got a footlong, i got
>Black forest ham on Italian herbs and cheese( that bread is super good imo)
>American cheese
>toasted
>all of the veggies except for olives
>lite mayo
am I an asshole? is that a good order?

>>716789014
not very exciting. more concise veggies and a different sauce would make for a better sammich

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>>716788033
But...Skyrim belongs to the Nords

>>716789014
pizza is almost store bought frozen quality

>>716789014

Average order. Lots of veggies can be hard to close, and ham is hard to pick apart. Nothing terrible, so don't worry, no one is gonna hate you if that's your regular order.

>>716789213
What sauce would you recommend for a sandvich like that?
I no joke unintentionally spelled sandwich like that -_-
I was thinking honey mustard but idk