>>716750933 fuck off with this cringe, you lonely retard

>>716751063
and?

Send dick to lyli_7

>>716750933
I onced peed myself in public on purpose infront of an older couple

>>716751532
whos that?

>>716751585
A friend

>>716750933
Pics or it never happened faggot

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>>716751585
First day on the internet, son?

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>>716751803
You wait here for those pics.

i got my ex gfs dog to lick my ass while jerking off and cummed on its head.

>>716751896
>can't even follow a thread with 10 posts
>accuses other of being new
lol

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>>716751969
it was one of these stupid things

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>>716751896
First day on the internet, son ?

It would have to have been that time where I wanted to have sex but couldn't.

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>>716751896

>>716751896
so who the fuck cares? i like the pic?

>>716751969
dude... lol

>>716750933
>deprived
Depraved, you American.

>>716753115
Im swedish. Sorry for not speaking my 4th language fluently

>>716753207
No excuse, you country is flooded with English

>>716753420
*culturally enriched

>>716753889
Culturally deprived, as a matter of fact :^)

>>716753420
You'r*

>>716754043
You're*

>>716750933

Needs mor Goddess!!!!

>>716753115
Nahh sex deprived is probably the most fitting statement to make on /b/

>>716754827
Masturbated in a forest

>>716750933
had sex

>>716751969
I would put creamy food on my balls and let my dog lick it off.

>>716756609
was it good?

>>716754513

Your*

>>716756708
Hell yes. I think it started my ball licking fetish.

>>716750933
Now wait a minute right there, isn't OP's picture...? You know...?

>>716757025
nice. Ive always thought of trying but idk

I kissed a girl, just to try it.

>>716757025
Don't blame the dog fur the fact that you like to lick balls you fucking faget

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>>716757395
Don't know what you're talking about, amigo.

>>716751896
How is that relevante? Jesus I swear you fuckers who image search everything are fucking annoying

>>716757617
Clean up was kind of a hassle. It left my balls like sticky. Sour cream worked best. Would put some on my asshole too.

Came stumbling home drunk once on my way back to my hotel and decided to take a side stroll through a local park. Found this garden, sat down and started fappin. Pretty sure someone was watching me. Looked up the park the next day, turns out it was suppose to be locked down due to a recent murder that happened a few nights ago.

>>716757695
screenshotted lmao

>>716757732
lmao i love you guys

>>716758353
why did you like masturbating outside?

>>716759216
It's fun. I jerk it in my car in crowded parking lots. And a few times on a train. The excitement of getting caught and hot girls I see makes it fun.

>>716759552
But seeing hot girls never happens right? I jerked off once in the water at Miami Beach. There was a hot teenage girl not far away from me... I wonder if she knew

>> be closeted sissy me, in chastity for 3 days so far
>> be at work, suddenly super horny
>> have bag of sissy toys and tools hidden at work
>> get bag, go into bathroom flush out boypussy
>> lube up and shove in buttplug, pull sexy thong back up
>> Spend two hours in meetings getting hornier with plug in boypussy
>> before lunch, flush out boypussy again, replace plug
>> sneak out of work, go to nearby gay porn shop
>> lots of gloryholes in back, usually fairly crowded at lunchtime
>> go into closed off stall, change from work clothes into slutty schoolgirl outfit.
>> put on cute collar
>> step back out of stall, walk around for a few minutes, ass barely covered by skirt
>> precum soaking panties now
>> step into stall with gloryhole
>> put down bag, take out chain leash
>> attach leash, pass end through to empty stall nextdoor, put on blindfold
>> spend next hour getting face fucked through gloryhole by anons while blindfolded
>> swallowed two loads, got one on face
>> still horny, cock #4 is a bit bigger
>> between chokes, ask if he wants my ass
>> he agrees, put on condom
>> fucks my ass for 10 minutes
>> still not trained sissy, can’t cum from boypussy yet
>> anon unloads, still can’t cum
>> run out of time, thank #4, change, return to work
>> only 30 minutes late, clitty aches for release
>> no release for sissy today

>>716750933
$20 for sisters nudes

>>716759977
I do it at groceries and wal-mart. You get a lot of young moms and teens with their parents. People are always coming and going which is good for your chances.

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>>716760450
Can't believe I had to scroll this far down to see a quality post. /b/ sure has fallen far in recent years.

>>716760861
Well people are just shitting in my thread

>>716758353
How do you know you weren't murdered?

>>716760615
Fine. But I want to see that money on my paypal first or youll get nothing. Go for it

>>716761072
Fuck this is starting to get eerie

>>716760450
Dang luv, that's hot!

>>716760450
cool story