What's the most fucked up thing you ever did /b?

OP here - mine is finger my nan

>>716748191

Use my sister and niece as sextoys for years, but they liked it though.

>>716748191
asked a drunk 10/10 nigress I met at the train if she wanted fuck in the bathroom, ended up fucking her in the ass with only a sleeping old man in the wagon

>>716748424
G9od the luck with the aids anon.

>>716748424
>fucked a nigress
/thread

>>716748302
greentext?

Fisted a woman once, when she was really lose tried to fit my head in. Ended up going with my whole body through her vagina

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>>716748191
>be 22, two years ago
>be strongly antisemitic because father left for a Jude
>date girl, fall in love with her
>after several dates we have sex
>somehow during the act she ends up telling me she's Jewish
>get enraged, fuck her in the ass until she starts bleeding
>hit her with all of my rage
>throw her out of my apartment naked
>comes back in the morning to get her clothes
>didn't know I put itching powder in her clothes and cut her ID and banking cards with cissors
Pic related, was worth it

>>716748191
post cunny on a fbi honeypot board

Used sextoys from mom, sister, friend's moms, picked up chlamydia somewhere. oops.

>>716748993
are you genuinely retarded

>I only left a 5% tip at Denny's

>>716748993
anon's a lying piece of shit, picture's showing a model

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>>716749234
"""no"""

>>716748993
>>716749350
not the same person

>>716749234
Yes. U are correct. Otherwise a perfectly believable story.

>>716748191
Make my ex commit suicide.
He was abusive, a bully and told me to kill myself then blamed it all on me.
So I did what I was told, right? I faked my own suicide (newspapers, a fake TV news and call) until he committed suicide because of what he thinks he's done.

Oh, I sometimes visit his grave to drop some burned roses and dog poo on it.

>>716748191
Probably asking source for this cunny

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>>716749495

pissed on my sisters toothbrush once

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>>716749495
fake as fuck

I fuck my dog on the regular

>>716748191
voluntarily touched black people

>>716749770
greentext ?

Exchanged nudes with my girlfriend's mom. Came for each other on cam.

Got a dog to fuck my gf

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>>716749770

hot

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s9sgrjcg3Bs
Subscribed to this child rapist

>>716749560
OP here - is my gf

OP here - thought I'd greentext the nan story.
pt1 -
> have super old nan with dementia
> would often go round to check she isnt dead, give meds etc
> went round one night after school, have key, going to make dinner for her
> get there and she is acting real strange, keeps talking about being hot
> make some dinner and she doesn't want any, decide I cant be bothered trying to feed her if she doesn't want any
> take her to her bedroom so she can go to sleep and i can go home and play timesplitters
> she keeps on acting strange and talking about being too hot
> starts taking off her pyjamas - has nothing on underneath
> try and get her to stop but shes pretty determined, end up giving up and just lying her down on the bed, covering her with the duvet
> take a long look at her naked body
> not bad for old lady, massive tits but also massive bush
> get a real strange boner
> nan has gone quiet now but looks happy

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>>716749439
looks exactly the same

>>716749495
pls explain how you engineered that

>>716750015
I guess i can outline a typical session

>get home from work
>be horny
>gf isnt home yet
>call dog into my room
>strip down to nothing
>laugh at her happy dance when i break out the lube
>lube up her vulva and finger her clit a little
>slide into her slowly
>sit still for a minute and just enjoy her contractions
>start fucking her
>cum as deep in her as i can
>fall asleep watching her lick herself clean

>>716750401
pt 2 -
> slide hand up to her titty and she says nothing
> rub her nipple a bit, my cock gets harder
> keep checking her face in case she says anything but she is old and dumb so it's looking good
> sort of figure, in for a penny, in for a pound so put my hand down my pants and start jerking off
> nan is smiling, looks almost like she likes me touching her
> slide my hand down to her chest towards her big ol bush
> decide to try and finger her
> push my finger past her reasonably crusty flaps and it's wet inside
> makes me diamonds
> unzip my pants with other hand and start jerking off with my cock out
> nan makes some noises that might be pleasure and it sends me over the edge
> come on her nips
> immediately freak out, clean her up and leave the house

Luckily she never said anything, had probably forgotten by the next day

>>716748240
Story

>>716751001

please see >>716750401
and >>716750929

god bless

>>716750468
samefag

i frequently fuck a girl from a home for people whit brain disorders (over the street)... she has a diaper... but sexy as fuck.
i think she likes it since she goes for a walk everytime my wife leaves home and she stoppes outside my appartment and stands there looking for me

>>716751567
i even trimmed down her bush a little so i can play with her pussy

>>716751567
pics?

>>716752043
no, i might be able to get some next time im there...
ill post them when ill get some.

>>716751567
so is she like 7 years old or 77?

>>716748191
Become distant to the woman I love and ruin our relationship

>>716748302

Here's a greentext:

>parents out of house for the weekend
>I'm babysitting my sister
>sister is 13, I'm 16
>am making dinner
>go upstairs to call sister for dinner
>caught her "masturbating"
>she freaks out
>I explain it's normal to do this at her age
>I tell her I do it too
>she asks me how I do it
>I show her my penis and how I masturbate (I just briefly show it)
>she asks me more things (does it feel good, how long am I doing it, etc)
>I answer everything
>she then asks if I could show her how to properly do it since she just "waggles her hand over her vagina"
>I explain some ways to masturbate, I explain what her clitoris is, etc
>she says she wants me to SHOW her, not explain
>tell her this is wrong
>I do it anyways
>I masturbate her, finger her
>am getting horny as fuck
>start licking her
>she suddenly says she has to pee
>I know where this is going, so I don't stop
>she grabs my head and lets out this shriek/moan combo
>she thrusts her pussy into my face while really grabbing onto my head
>I just let her ride it out
>she lets go
>she's breathing heavily
>I wipe her and my face clean
>she smiles and says "thank you anon"
>I say "your welcome, but you need to realize what we did was wrong"
>she says she knows and won't tell
>she adds that she wants to know more about "things"
>I smile and tell her "we'll see", then we just went downstairs and we ate dinner
>tl;dr many more experimenting and sex lessons followed, I took her virginity
>we're now 15 years later and still very close, but no more sex because she got married about 10 years ago.

>>716752238
naa, she is more like....33 or something... its hard to tell she doesent say much... but somewhere between 25-40

raped an eighth grade girl blind drunk face down on a dirty rug in a garage. left a blood stain there for her to remember it by.

>>716752744
More of that experimenting please.

>>716752744
>sister 13, 15 years ago
>she got married 10 years ago
>got married at 18
>incest with brother
fucking Drumpf supporters, man. inbred hillbillies

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>>716752492
know that feel

>>716752492
This

>>716753092
>>716753451
sorry for bringing the tone down, but yeah.... holiday season at all. great time for one's brain to fuck you over amirite :D :| :(

>>716753024

Actually married 8 years ago, I'm not good with dates. She married when she was 20

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>>716753878
It's all good /b/rother.

>>716752986
this

>>716750929
you are fucked up

>>716752492
>>716752492
>>716752492
>>716752492

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>>716752744

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>>716750929

>Drinking with a girl i liked alot, we knew what would get down even though she just single
>During sex begin feeling sick and start going from passionate sex to just trying to fuck her brains out cus muh autism
>She starts crying
>Felt like shit i didnt even got the change to cum

Still wish i could do her 1 more time

>>716748993
good thing you had that itching powder on hand, amirite?!

ffs just shut the fuck up you idiot

>>716750745
hahaha your dick must be tiny you sad little boy

>>716748993
>date girl, fall in love with her
>after several dates we have sex

Lying fuck

>>716756582
why?

dogs have more or less same size of penis with humans

are you triggered? are you from peta or something

im not the dog fucker btw

>>716753024
ok Mr. Trannyboy Jerkoff

>>716756846
>im not the dog fucker
then stfu
>dogs have more or less...
no they don't you idiot unless he was fucking a 100 lb dog he has a tiny dick god you are stupid

Let a guy cheat on his gf with me (wearing her clothes).

cummed in girls food

>>716757565
m or f?

Take a shit and pull a piece out of the toilet and rub it on my lips while jacking off.

>>716757720
what relation did you have to her?

i held a knife to my sister when i was quite young because i had a nightmare
mom ditched work to come home because sister locked me in the bedroom and called her
grandma said i had the demons or some shit

>>716757911
M

>>716757334
okay angry normiefag

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110809124241AA7cszM

>>716749201
LEAVE THSI FUCKING THREAD YOU FUCKING DEVI, CHILD HOW COULD YOU

I tried to fuck a dog when i was younger, then a few years later my cat

>>716757953
I was their instructor

>>716758312
not the guy you are answering but come on, yahoo questions? is there a less credible source on this planet?

>>716748191

I raped a haji bitch in ramadi, and made her husband watch.

He was an IED maker; afterwards, we left the two of them zip tied to the bed and called for fire. Smiled and smoked a Pine Cigarette while the whole building was leveled with them in it.

Shitty lay, smelled like ass. The look of utter defeat in that fag's eyes was priceless though.

Living with and fucking my sister for about 5 years.Yes were were/are degenerates.

>Be me
>22
>going out to a bar with my friends
>staying the night at a friends house
>friend has roomates who are out of town
>roomates have a baby boy
>at the bar come last call talk a bar fly into going home with me
>friend says I can use his roomates room to fuck her
>take her inside and start getting to it
>I'm fucking her doggy style and slide my finger into her ass
>she says "oh so you like to do butt stuff?"
>Fuck_Yeah.jpg

Would you like to know more?

>>716759059
Got a pic of her?

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>>716759365

>>716751567
You take advantage of a vunrable person who trusts you? I know this is /b/ but if this is real your one disgusting fuck.
I mean theres the dog fucker, the nan fingerer, the aspies the weebs and then theres you.
I hope you find yourself in a situation unable to think or fend for yourself, someone offers you a hand and takes you for everything you have to offer. Organs too.

>>716759365
She wrecked your anus?

>>716758993
sure thing pal

>>716759659
Not risking that.

>>716759365
>now fucking this chick in the ass
>in my friends roomates room
>theres a crib and toys and stuffed animals everywhere
>dont really pay any attention because I am just railing this chick
>I tell her I'm about to finish

Would you like to know more?

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Be 12. Friends sister is like 7 or aomething. I would make her play with me and do other things with her. Cannot remember if I fucked her.

Did the same with his cousin. Who turned out quite hot but she's trailer trash. But I'd still hate fuck her.

Oh and I also butt fucked my friend and his brother. In their parents home. Right after supper I'd Dore them upstairs so I could fuck them in their teenage ass.

Maybe I'm fucked.

Oh and fucked my own cousin. I am secretly in love with her to this day and want nothing more then to bust my nut inside her. Picture related.

>>716759759
The guy said she waits for him. She likes it, you dumb cunt. How is it hurting someone to give them what they want?

Lost my virginity to my cousin when we got drunk. I was 14, she was 12. We're both girls.

>>716759759
This, you're pure evil

>>716760134
Finish the fucking story already

>>716760180
I never asked her about what we did we banged in the hay in our grandparents barn. But she turned out well and I'm well I'm on 4chan hahaha.

One day I wish she would let me into her again. Does 4chan think I should bring up what append? How do is do that without making things weird?

>>716760653

Fucked her off the bed and onto the floor. Called her a whore. Everyone walk the dinosaur.

>>716760453
You need the same for defending him

>>716760134
Just post it, faggot.

>>716748191
>past midnight and I'm drunk and horny
>waiting at empty station for last train home
>feeling overwhelming desire to fap
>see a broomstick leaning on a door
>ihaveanidea.jpg
>take broomstick to wooded area just behind the platform
>noonecanseeme.png
>shove broom handle up my arse and commence vigorous fapping
>cum buckets into the night
>hear voices
>omfg there are others on the platform now
>don't know if just arrived or were already there
>pull broomstick out my arse and casually return to platform, not sure if witnessed but heard some laughing
>drunken horniness replaced with extreme paranoia
>get on train and immediately hide in toilets
>there's a mirror above the sink
>get horny again
>fap and cum all over the sink
>too drunk to think about cleaning it up
>mfw I caused people to have to clean a shitty broomstick and a cum drenched sink

>>716759820

He name was Walid Haqqani, circa 2007.

Used the nice thick zip ties, 1", not the silly 1/2 width.

2 GBU-12s and 9 rounds on-call 155.

He made pressure plate IEDs that hit our convoy; we had PID on the house and didn't report the personnel inside.

Predators only see what happens outside Breh, you gotta keep the fun inside.

Me and my 3man team took turns for about 30mins, then when we left we leveled the place; no one the wiser.

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jizzed onto many neighbors bras from public washing room

>>716749350
libby?

>>716761266
deus vult

>>716748993
fucking itching powder. what are you, 12?

>>716760780
Seriously can anyone help me with that I don't know how to bring that up without being weird.

Maybe text her from a random number and tell her I know what she did?

>>716748191

We used to force hydrate our PUCs (persona under control).

Something about 4-5 bags of saline and being unable to keep yourself from pissing continuously really breaks a man senpai.

Not gonna say. Last time I shared my story in one if these threads, /b/ got mad at me and said it was too fucked up even for this place.

One anon said I should kill myself... :'(

>>716761359
I hope you're in a college dorm and not cumming on granny clothes

>>716761506

I know right; Japanese anime boards are such great catharsis. I can voice my true acts and not go to The Hauge.

Felt good Anon, would not repeat though. Third world pussy is nasty.

>>716761754
kys

I cut the warning tag off my sofa

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i exposed myself online for strangers when i was 16 for CP

Most fucked up thing... i don't fucking know. Saving the hot pictures I find of all my female friends and jacking it to them?

>>716761754

Paratrooper-san here, if you've got hate in your heart let it out /b/ro

We'll listen.

I cum on birds

CUNT BITCH I WANNA RAPE YOU *GROPE* *GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE**GROPE*

#FUCKYOULAWRENCE #FUCKYOUDAVID #FUCKYOUSPENCER #FUCKYOULILA #FUCKYOUCHANTAL #FUCKYOUPATCH #FUCKYOUMIKAELA #FUCKYOUJACOB

7 http://share.pho.to/9pz0f #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
5 http://share.pho.to/9gkN3 #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
3 http://share.pho.to/9gkSN #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
3 http://share.pho.to/9hWtH #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES

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FUCK YOU, LIGHTBEARER CHRISTIAN ACADEMY!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!

I WANT TO MISBEHAVE IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO SHOUT AND YELL AND SCREAM IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO SEE CHILDREN WEARING THEIR UNDERWEAR IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO KICK YOU OR ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#FUCKYOULAWRENCE #FUCKYOUDAVID #FUCKYOUSPENCER #FUCKYOULILA #FUCKYOUCHANTAL #FUCKYOUPATCH #FUCKYOUMIKAELA #FUCKYOUJACOB

7 http://share.pho.to/9pz0f #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
5 http://share.pho.to/9gkN3 #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
3 http://share.pho.to/9gkSN #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES
3 http://share.pho.to/9hWtH #KILLALLTHEFUCKINGMONARCHIES

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>>716761871
what the actual fuck.............

>>716761754
Fucking tell us /b/ro

>>716761754
POST IT FAGGOT

Got high and fucked my best friends girlfriend right next to him while he was passed out

>>716748191
Fucked the neighbors pony when they were on vacation

>>716748191
suck the dick of an old man

>>716761824
got what they deserved imho if you're telling the truth.

I fuck mannequins

>>716748191
Did a diabetes test on a friend who has HIV and seconds later on a friend in the other room with the same needle...
>mfw people thought they had sex

>>716759759
naa... i think she likes having someone close to her.... and i well... like to have sex.
if there is a moment of hesitation from her i will stop... its not like im taking her organs or something

>>716762143
Thats fucked, consider killing yourself, please

>>716748191
post this link
https://www.google.pl/search?q=nudist&client=ms-android-lge&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjLhti0yZXRAhWF3SwKHfScCDIQ_AUIBygB&biw=360&bih=514

>>716762143
Well time to kys

>>716758993
>He was an IED maker;
Because Intel is never wrong
Hope there was shit in the home


Also did you cum in her?
Dets please for science

>>716761754
Don't listen to fucking normies

>>716762117

It's the only place I can tell the truth Anon.

It's a bit of a juxtaposition with all the shitposting, but it's just this environment that allows me to release these secrets which have remain locked in my skull.

Gotta have a release somewhere. The other day i related a story about finding a suicide bombers face blown off and wearing it like a mask; "hurr durr, where the virgins at."

Anon laughed.

>>716758589
4chan/b

>>716752744
and how are the holidays I mean like kwanza and dinner stuff .... ?

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>>716748993
yea sure, kid.

>>716762445

Umm, if it was wrong, then why would they call intelligence?

KYSASAP

>>716761221
I would have walked to the woods with you and ate your ass while you jerked and you could have came in my mouth.

>>716752895
greentext

>>716748993
that is a lie nobody likes a jew

>>716761776
nah I focused on two young and quite hot neighbor sluts

>>716762638
FAGGOT

>>716762445

Obviously we came in her. We tracked some command det. Wire to a firing point in his compound. Initially thought it was abandoned but found old boy and his sow in a spider hole.

We'd already taken the building and were going to blow it anyways, so when we found them we didn't feel the need to report it.

Zip ties him to one side of the bed and her to the other so he could see her eyes. Than we took turns. His anger and rage were so choice, but he could do nothing.

We secured the building and called for fire. A 10 digit grid is accurate to 1 meter so we over watched the exits to make sure they didn't get out.

Couple minutes later after we cleared hot it went up in a poof. No evidence of wrongdoing, aside from the dreams.

Something must be wrong with me because I loved it over there.

>>716762372
>>716762442
As if you don't think it is funny

i just realised i sent nudes and to a catfish. they also screenshotted dirty talking. i fucking hope they dont try ruin my life. i have the nudes she sent if anyone wants?

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>>716762264
We have a friend with diabetes and he has a test and we were there drinking that night

>>716760457

>Implying that lesbians can lose their virginity.

I went to AA once afterwards friendly guy in mid 20s talks to me. We eventually go back to his place. He talks me into sucking his dick. I've never done that because I'm not gay. He eventually tops me. I never went back to AA.

I downloaded Spaceballs and didn't seed the torrent

>>716762445

tl;dr plenty of bomb making materials, wasn't worried about corrupted intelligence.

Besides, when you make a freedom omlet your bound to bust some eggs.

>>716763077
worst one yet!

>>716752744
boi why did she marry, like, why didn't you keep her enough close so she wouldn't want to marry and be with you instead or something?

>>716763077
>using torrent in 2017

>>716763038
Well the thing is I'm not lesbian at all

>>716763197
This!!!!

>>716748993
toxic child

>>716763077
MODS

>>716763214

What do people use instead? I just got a vpn and torrent away.

Is there an alternative besides paying the media Jew for a few chuckles?

>>716763016
I feel like this is the most lowkey way to spread HIV
Did you do it on purpose? Or were you drunk and just fucking around and learned about it after the fact.

>>716763214

Stream ripping is the only way to go.

>>716756846
Sounds like someone hit your trigger there m8
Also, bit wierd.

>>716748191
Having sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>716763152
any anal?

>>716763580

But where do such streams aggregate?

>>716761754
Come on, faggot. We're all Anon here.

>>716763351
everything but torrent

>>716763648

I think a rifle barrel might have snaked in their at one point, but it was ripe; I didn't linger.

Just wanted his defeat and shame to be total before we sent him to hell.

>>716763808
This is so hot. Did she struggle or just lie there and cry?

>>716762991
always

>>716760134
No its shit

>>716748191
Sharing my girlfriend with some stranger we met on the internet. Been black mailing us for cash, sex and even drives to work for months now.

Here's one I'm glad didn't get me in jail:

>Be 20, dating 18 year old thundercunt I can't stand.
>Cheating with her close friend for a good 4 months. Friend thinks she's a right royal bitch too and getting worse by the day.
>Plan a major breakup involving the friend.
>Girlfriend invites me over.
>Into some casual bondage so I tie her cuff her and gag her nice and tight so she can't get out.
>Start hate fucking her including anal so she can feel it.
>Half way through friend walks in the door.
>Girlfriend tries to scream at her to get out through the gag.
>I tell girlfriend that I've been fucking her best friend for months and this is us breaking up.
>Best friend gets undressed.
>Fuck best friend lovingly on top of tied up crying girlfriend.
>Finish by cumming on girlfriend's face.
>Leave without untying her.
>Never talk to the ex again. Spend 1 year expecting cops to show up at my door. Never happens.

>>716764130
lol

>>716761754
Tell it you faggot!

>>716764163
Well, what you did wasn't illegal.

>>716761266
Yea m8 course, youre dead cool too btw

>>716764130
Full story?

>>716761754
Well, maybe you should kill yourself. Have you at least given it any serious thought?

>>716764163
I'd let you cum on my face bro. I can be quite girly when in the sheets.

>>716764051

It was pretty brutal; they were tied face to face. She was screaming and wailing in Farsi, asking god to save her.

He didn't say a word, just watched and stored his hate at us.

In his culture, raping his wife was a mortal slight and the dishonor of being unable to stop it or respond in kind is the ultimate fuck you. He could not attain vengeance and wash away the blood debt. As such he was dishnoted as a man by his own beliefs.

Revenge is so much sweeter when it's delivered in their own cultural context. Being unable to protect and control what was his must have been awful.

She was wild though, maybe she enjoyed how Americans fuck senpai.

>>716763671

I only do movies. Music streams are probably handled differently.

google something like:
watch "Suicide Club" free online.

Find a site that works at a reasonable res. Start the movie and use a Firefox plugin like Video DownloadHelper or something else to rip the stream. You don't have to watch the entire movie, just play it long enough for the plugin to see the video.

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>>716764083
here got like 5

>>716761754
>:'(

Everyone who replied positively to this post get out

>>716764328

It's cool Anon, the catharsis comes from the speaking, not the believing. I'd note though that in 2007 the ROE in Iraq was non-existent; especially for non-conventional forces.

>>716761551
That's some cereal killer shit dude. You'd be better off just doing it face to face.

>>716764451
Catch any goatfucker STDs?

>>716763580
How would one do this from an Android phone

>>716752492
me too.
DAMMIT!

>>716764289
you realise how easy his girlfriend could just claim that he raped her, right?

>>716764163
lie

>>716764451
Fakest shit I've ever seen. I've done a lot of tours.This is all bullshit. 4chan, you gullible mother fuckers.

>>716764482

I'll try that; I like aggregators for the feedback, a/v comments etc. this would certainly keep Time Warner from sending me those damn IP notices though.

>>716764482

Also, make sure you got your security tight. Some of those movie sites get infected and try to spread the joy onto you.

Fucked my passed out drunk sister.

>>716762916
This is why the worlds fucked you know

>>716764677

Nah, was on Cipro for anti-malaria purposes at the time.

Pretty much kills any bug you can think of.

>>716762916
Bomb is a quick death. Should have burned it down.

>>716753092
I still feel guilty, she was a good woman.

>>716764435
FAGGOT

>>716764722

Do you realize the other bitch he fucked on top of her, would have been testifying as a witness, claiming that the other one with perjuring herself?

>>716764482
free streaming services usually have shit quality though.

>>716764130
Why cant you just go to his house beat the fuck out of him and destroy everything he has on you?

>>716764683

Don't know. I do it on a Win7 box with Firefox. a bunch of FF plugins, and tons of security. The only time I get mildly infected is when I went to one of those sites using IE. FF doesn't work with some of the movie sites.

>>716764838
just get a fucking usenet account and start leeching until your fucking hdd is full

>>716764828

Didn't you ever leave the wire chair-fag?

>>716748424
How did that conversation go?

>>716764328
I dont know what the fuck youre talking about

>>716752744

>>716763197
THIS!!!

also, greentext when you took her virginity

>>716764828
But he said a muslim name, it myst be real?

>>716765452
V&

>>716765452
This is just obvious enough to be real. Therefore it has to be bait.

>>716765208
Do you ever use alluc.org? Any advice on sites besides that one?

>>716765452
How many layers of troll is this

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>>716748191
>be me
>go to lan party at friend of a friend's
That's what people used to do before gaming over the interwebs with voice was a thing
>dominating war3
>friend of friend says, "Yeah, well, I have nudes that my gf sent me, but you can't see them."
>gf is ugly girl I went to high school with
>take this as personal challenge
>find pictures on his computer in a network shared drive
u wot m8?

>saved pictures
>showed them to pretty much everyone
>denied it when confronted

That guy married her and still talks about how much he hates me to this day (more than 10 years later).

>>716763197
because its his sister you fucking retard. Jesus christ you lonely sad little faggots. I've about had enough of this shit

I stole an actual retarded coworkers wallet. The ducker wouldn't shut up about ninja turtles so I jacked the wallet he had over a grand in because he was saving for xmas presents. I hate turtles.

>>716764897

I didn't make the world brother I just try to live in it.

Shorty deal for her, but her goatfucker husband wanted to make sawband detonators and play fuck fuck games.

Play stupid game, win stupid prize.

The ROE these days is nuts by comparison, war ain't no fun anymore.

Hardly any HKT work anymore.

>>716764838
>I like aggregators for the feedback, a/v comments etc.

None of the sites I use are setup like that.

>this would certainly keep Time Warner from sending me those damn IP notices though.

Comcast sent me a couple several years ago. I now only stream rip movies. Works well for some porn sites, too.

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>>716765452
>tfw when ur actually serious but no one believes you LMAO

>>716765452
yeah hmu

>>716765025

We were on a time hack, had a max of 45 mins on the X, so had to make do.

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>>716752744
>Use my sister as sextoy

>start licking her
>she grabs my head and lets out this shriek/moan combo

You sure?

>>716765270

I haven't used usenet since he early 2000s

I wonder if they still have catgoddess

>>716765787
on what and what u gon pay me

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>>716750468
Lol, samefag..

>>716765114

This is correct. Sometimes I can't find a good copy to be honest.

>>716748191
When I was working in health care I would regularly beat the shit out of junkies that would come in. Mind you most deserved it though.

>>716765552

The Haqanni terror network has a documented history of atrocities

I'm okay with visiting one back.

>>716752492
>>716752492
thats literally the most tame fucking thing on this thread

>>716765452
Try again next lunch break agent Jeff

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>>716765670
Here's another one...

>worked at retail store
>had an asshole manager that also happened to be visually impaired
He needed to be about an inch away and use a specialized magnifying glass to read.
>stole magnifying glasses every time he left them around
I ended up with a shopping bag full of them.

>>716765785
Hello fbi

>>716765938

Extratorrent for example codes things by TS, HD-TS, Cam, HDrip etc so you know what you're getting

>>716764390
>Met a stranger online through a friend of a friend sort of thing for this swinging website.
>Me and my girlfriend were into that sort of thing so we invited him over for one night.
>While we were having sex, he took pictures we were unaware of.
>Found us on Facebook and added us.
>At this point we're thinking he's just a normal guy who wants to do it again.
>Do it again a few more times for a few months.
>Each time we invite him over he's secretly taking pictures.
>Finally just this summer he comes to us and shows us his photos.
>Threatens to share them with our family and friends unless we loan him cash.
>Say's he's really sorry for doing this but he desperately needs it.
>He doesn't really demands much except a bit of cash. Only $200 every month.
>We're furious and shocked but we give in.
>A few more months pass and he starts demanding more.
>More money, more sex and even wanted my girlfriend to drive him to work.

>>716765206
I thought about it and even beated him up the first time he showed us the photos but then I realized I wouldn't even know where he kept those photos. Could be anywhere in his house.

>>716765602
>Do you ever use alluc.org?

I've heard of it.

>Any advice on sites besides that one?

google for movies as I mentioned before. You'll eventually find streaming sites that you like.

>>716766129
>>716766096
ffs im serious HMU first ones free

>>716766129

I should probably shut up if the FBI here anon

>>716756846
have you ever seen a fucking dog you retard their dicks are tiny

>>716764897
>>716765738
Libtard: The world is fucked because you do fucked up shit
FakeAssWarFaggot: Like, I didn't make the rules, man, or something. Like. Totally didn't, man. Nope. Not me. I just like pretending I'm a badass by raping an civilian and making her alleged terrorist husband watch. Like, totally! I cummed in her and everything! I even touched...her BOOBIES

4chan is retarded I swear to god. If this site was nuked from orbit zero people would notice and the world would instantly become a better place.

>>716748191
Went on /b

>>716766303
Just do what a normal person would do and kill and eat him.

>>716766451
Kek

>>716766291

I only stream rip HDRips. The others suck.

>>716760453
BC SHES FUCKING RETARDED YOU DUMB FUCK

>>716766303
Fucks sake how did you fuck it up this badly?
>Oh no, my friends and family might see me having sex.
>Better not let them know that I, an adult with a girlfriend, have sex
>Better enslave myself to some asshole forever.
Never submit to blackmail, as an iron principle.
The minute you submit to blackmail, you lose power, they gain it, and the process continues until you are nothing. You fucked up, but you can cut your losses.
Cease all contact except to threaten violence if those photos get out.
Don't do the threats over a keyboard, in person only.

>>716765940
Yeah, of course you did

>>716766303
You do realize what he's doing is illegal, right? Just get a copy of him blackmailing you, call the cops, he's throw in jail. Then get a restraining order against him.

If he even posts pictures file a DCMA. It'll get his account shut down pretty quick, too.

Jesus you fucking cuck limp wristed faggot grow some balls.

>>716766303
Sucks man. Does he ever just ask for alone time with your gf?

>>716766451
Child stfu and leave, no need for your 2 cents.

>>716766451

Have you been? Shit like this is rather common actually.

Everything aside, it was two less shitskins.

You're probably a leaf.

>>716766680
this

>>716765921
facebook, 400฿

>>716750929
cant say i wouldnt

>>716756582
U wot m8. Im perfectly average.
Besides, she's a shepherd. Which means her male counterpart would be 8 to 10 inches

>>716766780
13 times and counting shitlord. Go wear your PT belt, faggot. It'll protect you from the real world.

>>716761754
either post it or kys

>>716766303
You have no backbone dude. Either break that dudes arms or call the police.

14 yo me jacked off in the back seat of a car next to my sleeping step sister while my brother and stepsisters cousin were in the front seats.

>>716766755

Thanks anon bro, the world looks a lot different when you take off the rose colored goggles you're born with in America.

I don't think the average person understands or could even grasp what it takes to keep the lights on.

>>716766303
Haha, just get a lawyer

>>716750038

How did that start?

>>716766755
gimp

>>716766929
He's a fucking CUCK! What a loser.

>>716761981
u ok there buddy

>>716766711

This. Otherwise you'll be getting screwed indefinitely.

>>716752744
You lying little shit, and your bullshit greentext story, fuck you.

Obv an anon with sister fantasies. Ask me why it's fake.

>>716761266
Are you the guy from voat or are there two proud rapist iraq vets posting about it online?

I had some kind of sex with a fucking landwhale.

>>716766876
Sheppards with an 8 to 10 inch dick? Jesus you're fucking stupid...

99% lies, all of these

>>716767022
why is it fake

>>716767022
why it is not fake?

>>716750401
like how old?

>>716766982
Click a link tell us whats there

>>716748191
I had consensual intercourse with my wife in the missionary position then I came to /b/ to post about it.

>>716763077
you evil mother fucker

>>716767197
I think maybe early 80s at the time?
she's dead now.
rip

>>716767022
why

>>716750929
how'd she smell?

>>716766949
Say some more deep shit that means less to me then the air you breath. I don't give a Fuck what it takes to keep the lights on, I walk on the bones of thousands of 3rd world bodies and don't bat a fucking eyelid. I'm comfortable with what I do in life

I once pushed skittles into my ex wife's butt and had her shit them out in my mouth.

>>716767107
This should be 4chan's motto. Every faggot is just trying to out-do / out-troll the next faggot.

>>716748191
Sometimes when I go over to my friends house I look for her panties in the laundry basket and sniff them...

>>716766887

If you had 13 deployments you're either 1) SOF, in which case you'd know how this shit works, 2) a POG who never left the wire and thinks that sitting in a TOC is warfighting, or 3) some conventional infantry guy who somehow made it through 13 deployments with a conscience.

I'm guessing you're either an air soft fag, or part of the nu-army. You did whip out the PT belt meme so who knows?

I don't actually own a PT belt, just some nice silkies.

The next time your in BAF stop by the detachment compound; it's next to the PX accross from the JOC. We can rap.

>>716767321
>deep shit

I hope that anon responds to you again

>>716767324
Gross anon. Gross.

>>716761871
sick fukk

I once licked my niece's pussy. She offered, what was I gonna do?

>>716749495
Can confirm, dead ex here.

>>716764451
Please talk about how wild she was? Did she resist until the end? Or did she eventually give in to it and sob.

>>716766887

Cont.

13 deployments in 16 years; regiment does 6 months so that's a possibility.

We're any of these to AFRICOM, Haiti or Honduras?

You must be getting up there, SFC or a Major at least I'd think, being that heavy on the right.

>>716767474
Sorry man, I was very drunk.

>>716766887

Really fired my neurons

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>>716750210
>>716750210
Fuck off furfag

>>716766650
>retarded people aren't allowed to have the things they want because it makes me uncomfortable

>>716767088
Well, the smallest male shepherd ive been with was just over 7 inches with a knot the size of a small orange, so i beg to differ

>>716765738
>HKT
the fuck is that

>>716766972
Good come back you fucking tard. Jesus christ...

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>be me
>19 years old M 8/10
>start fucking every girl I can
>if she says no I laugh and close the door
>fucked 10 girls in 3 weeks
>not enough I'm running out of time
>have a three some with 2 underage sluts and fuck one of them a second time
>fuck a third underage slut the same night
>up to 13 cum camels
>still not enough
>start going to local colleges
>make lots of friends within frat houses
>start fucking really rob girls, these pigs are the bottom of the fucking barrel
>26 girls in 4 weeks
>finally my scheme is coming to fruition
>start reading about nursing online
>find syringes from heroin addict friend
>get a job at McDonald's
>still fucking dirty bandicoot looking whores and 10/10s daily doesn't matter they all want it
>start taking my own blood and putting it into the ketchup at Mc's
>people complimenting me on how much pussy I get and how good the fries at McDonald's are with the new ketchup
>mfw got aids at 18

>>716767321
No you don't.. Thousands of bodies = a hell of a lot of bones.. I doubt you walk on them all..

Probably a fucking caterer who was stationed in Oman or some shit - Private First Class Gimp

>>716762143
what kindof friends do you have?

>>716766978

Cuck'd for sure

>>716767679
Thanks

>>716767035

You caught me senpai>>716767022

>>716748191
I've jaywalked a few times before.
#ThugLife xD

>>716759059
why ya'll live together?

>>716767324

She does that with everybody.

>>716767664
kek. right

>>716767321

We'll drink a horn together in Valhalla Anon, you sound like a cool bro

>>716767686
"find syringes"

Oh, look what we have here!

>>716753024
Better than liberal cucks who throw tantrums when they dont get their free government cheese.

>>716767666
satanic bich

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>>716764451

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>>716748993
What he really wanted to say was I did all the then the cops kicked down my door an hour later to which I was thrown in prison and raped constantly to the point I still taste nigger and spic dick in my mouth all while getting put on a sex offender list cause ya know worth it.

>>716767872
Kek, she turned into a crazy slut when we divorced. She went through my office like strep throat.