New Fluffy Thread
Awwwwww shit here we go, need me some fresh Smarty abuse.
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>>716732536
Mr McGonigal's Fluffy Story is top teir. Makes me daimonds everytime.
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sharing a history i made the other day.
>One day, while i was watching this new tv show about taking care of fluffies, when suddenly someone knocked the door.
>"I hope its not another herd fucking in my yard"
>A little foal, covered in blood crying with a mare laying dead.
>"Babbeh covewd in boo boo juice, mummah fewevew sweepies"
>It's seems he's in shock, there's no one else in the yard...
>"Munstah Fwuffy scawy"
>I felt really bad for the foal, i decided to take care of it
>"Nuuuu bad upsies"
>Shit, those creatures are weaks as fuck
>"Babbeh nu wan huwties"
>"Calm down, now i will take care of you, i'll be you "nyu daddeh"
>"an mummah? mummah fowevew sweepies?"
>"Yes, mummah died"
>The foal start to cry loud, so i took him inside for some food and water
>"Babbeh wan mummah huggies"
>The foal seems like it's forgot about his mother died right in front of him
>"Bwudda an mummah out"
>Brother out? maybe there was another foal outside
>"Oh fuck"
>There is another foal, he's still drinking milk of her mother. As soon i take her with his brother they start crying.
>"Shut up"
>"Uh? Scawy Hoomin!!"
>"I'll take care both of you now, so stop crying"
>God, i dont know why im doing this, i fucking hate fluffies, they shit everywhere
>>716733209
You keep posting it, and you still haven't fixed your grammar and spelling, :P
I hate these threads.
I mean, I love fluffy abuse stuff, but the same reposted regurgitated low quality shit is making this shit. fluffy abuse went YLYL shit tier.
Sad, I'd like to see a bigger community of sadistic edgy kids that share the same sadistic edgy childish view as me.
And fuck those hugboxers
fucking regurgitated bronies
>>716733407
You should post some oc.
>>716733407
Think of it more like advertising. The more of these threads existing, the more likely we will get new people with new ideas for new content.
>>716733328
too lazy for that.
>I take both foals and place them on a box with water and food, besides a hairy pillow so they can think it is her mother.
>"Ok, now. Since now you must have a name, any ideas?"
>"Babbeh wuv Nia"
>The female foal said she want to be called nia, she's actually pretty cute, she's red furried.
>"And what about you?"
>"Babbeh Milo"
>Well, it's seems the male one it's going to be called Milo since now. What a shitty name.
>"Daddeh, babbeh wan miwkies"
>Shit, they want milk now... Where i can find a mare to feed them now?
>"Uh hu hu, wan mummah naw"
>They won't stop crying for their mother, i could take taker of her anyways, she's still laying there outside.
>2 HOURS LATER
>Finally i finished cleaning all that shit that the mare leaved in my door, the foals are sleeping so i should find another mother for them.
>"Oh right, now i remember that show in the tv i was seeing before the foals knocked the door, i should call the shelter"
>I got the solution for my problems, a pregnant mare, they told me she killed her last foals after a smarty use them as enfies.
>NEXT DAY
>"babies, mummah is alive and she's here give her all the huggies"
>Milo:"Yaaaay, famiwy bawk agawn"
>The mother is confused for the trip, but the foals actually think that she's their mother.
>Nia: "Miwkies!"
>"Nu miwkies fo munsta babbeh, awmost mumma sawbing miwkies fo bestest babbehs"
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>Nia: "M-mummah?"
>Nia found out that she wasnt her mother
>Nia: "Daddeh?"
>The mare hitted Nia with her hooves.
>Nia: "Uh hu hu, meanie mummah, huwties babbeh"
>What the fuck? i didnt bring the mare for more problems, i will have to train her or something like that.
>"Mummah gawing babbehs"
>Perfect, now she's giving birth more foals.
>"What the fuck?"
>She had 2 desformed foals, they look like almost dead in birth.
>"Dummeh hoomin, bwing sketties naw"
>Who the fuck she think she is? I'll show her...
>"Nia, Milo. Take care of those foals, i'll clear your mother so you can take miwkies, okay?"
>"Oway daddeh"
>I try to take the mare from behind but she bites me.
>"Shit, you are going to regret this fucking fluffy"
>Nia and Milo stares at me looking sad
>"Sorry babbies"
>I take the mare to the kitchen, where she thinks im going to give her some Spaghetties...
>"Stuwpid Hoomin"
>"Ok bitch, now you are going to do whatever i said, ok"
>She stared at me and tries to bite me again. Bad choice.
>I take a ping pong paddle and i hit her in her ass as hard i can
>She starts to wiggle between my arm
>"You can't escape, i'll do worst things if you dont obey me, alright?"
>She's not even hearing a shit.
>"ALRIGHT I SAID"
>I droped the paddle and punched her face with all my forces.
>"Fwuffy obey, Fwuffy obey!!!"
>Wow, i never imagined that i could be that cruel.
>"Ok, for now, the only rule that you have, is to milk my foals, then you can take care of yours, ok?"
>"Oway"
>I clean the mare face and when im in front of the box with the foals...
>Nia & Milo: "Daddeeeh, hwep us!"
>The desformed foals shat all over the food, the water and even on Nia and Milo.
>I took the foals and place them on other box
>Nia: "Daddeh, nia hungwy"
>"I know, here's your mother to give you some milk"
>>716733407
It's tough sifting through the Booru. Lotta crudely drawn shit, and half completed/never will be completed work.
Comics take a lot of work and dedication. A lot of the time I think authors/artists look at what they've created, feel ashamed, and nuke their work. Leading us to piece together what we have.
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>I moved Nia and Milo to another box with the mare so they could drink some milk, but the other foals didnt even cheep or make sounds like fluffies...
>Milo: "Daddeh, meanie mummah huwt me"
>For fuck sake, this mare doesnt even understand after all the shit i did before.
>As soon Milo and Nia finished milking, i took the mare when they were sleeping. I had to do something so she never again hit Nia and Milo.
>"What did i tell you?"
>"Babbeh milkwed"
>"Yes, but you kicked Milo"
>She bitted me again, even harder than before. This shit is getting real son.
>I took the box with the mare foals and her to the basement, where the punishment was going to begin.
>"You disobey my rule, you must be punished"
>I tied the mare legs so she coudnt move
>"Now you must do anything i said, or else, i will cut one leg of you, until you end like a plushie"
>"Munsta!!"
>"Now, do everything i say or your foals with suffer too"
>"Stuwpid Hoomin, am not scawed"
>"Yeah? so let's see what are you made of"
>I took one of the foals and hang him over a bottle of acid
>"This bottle, is acid. One mistake and he will fall, and also i will cut you a leg for disobey me"
>The mare tries to stand up but she fells.
>"Wrong move"
>I drop the foal into the acid and it's disapears in almost 3 seconds
>"Nuuuuuuuuuuuu, babbeeeeeeeh!!!"
>"That's one leg... Now, let's try another one"
>I bring Milo to the mare so he can milk her one more time
>"Are you going to Milo drink some milk of you?"
>"Poopie babbeh" *Bites Milos's ear*
>Milo start to cry so i place him near Nia, so they can hug until i finish my job
>"That's another leg mare, c'mon... i know you can do better"
>"Now, for the last chance, your last foal... eat him"
>The mare starts to cry
>"Eat the fucking foal"
>The foals cries as the mother too.
>"That's what i thought... He's going to die anyways, so say goodbye to your foal, and your legs."
>I drop the foal into a glass of water in front of the mare so she can watch him drown
I've stopped uploading the classics like Good Manners, or Gerald, or PostFluff. They're good but overdone.
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>"BABBEEEEEEEH!!! NUUUUUUUUUUUU MUNSTA"
>"Cry, because now you are going to feel real pain"
>With a saw i start to cut her legs, leaving nothing else than a bone hanging from her flesh.
>"Fuck, i forgot i need her alive to feed my sons... i mean, fluffies."
>I sew her wounds she coundt bleed out, after all, im not going to search for another mare.
>"This is what you get for disobey me... Do it once more, and you will wish i never adopted you"
>"Okway"
>A FEW DAYS LATER
>Everything is calmed now, Nia and Milo have grown a little bit and the Mare have been so quiet after all... Sometimes i fell bad about what i did to her, but she had to know the rules, isnt?
>Nia: "Daddeh?"
>"Yes?"
>Nia: "Wan speciaw fwend"
>"Nia im sorry, but i cant let you have an special friend
>Nia: "uh? why nu?"
>"Just look at the mare that have been feeding you all this time... that happens when a female fluffie have an special friends... you dont want to finish like that, right?"
>Nia: "Nu daddeh, wuv u"
>"I love you too Nia"
>The mare wakes up and bites Milo, after kicking him in the face
>Milo cries to i take him into my arms
>Milo: "Milo wan speciaw huggies too"
>"Well Milo, in that case... you can use your mare, since she's not you mother, she will be your enfie, ok?"
>Milo: "Enfie? Speciaw Huggies!!!"
>So i whisper into the mare's ear
>"I told you not to disobey me"...
>you will never get to slowly brutally torture a box full of fluffies
Why live?
>>716734949
Because one day we might. Furby is getting more advanced.
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>>716732357
well that escalated quickly
>>716732807
So how do we contact this artist? I have some whore money I can throw at him/her in they need some motivation to come back.
>>716736917
You could try messaging him on FluffyBooru, but that's iffy at best.
>>716735474
Fuck Furby! I want to poke a living, breathing, screeching for hewpies fluffy multiple times in the eye before pouring acid in it's urethra!
>>716738646
If Dubs, fluffies will come to exist in 2017.
>>716738938
Re fucking roll.
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REROLL
>>716734227
Moar????
>>716739000
Trips Confirms. Thank you, kind sir. Can't wait to stomp all of the fluffies I find.
>>716739055
Holy shit, dubs confirms. Thank you, based Kek.
>>716739192
If fluffies were real, I think I would love the shit out of one that I own and spoil and take care of. Then stomp, torture, and otherwise be a sadist to all others that I find.
>>716736917
On the buro. Hes active and was actually on /b/ a few weeks ago . Last i heard he was just working on other commissions / drawling hugbox bullshit
>>716739401
Same so hard. Treat one super well, make him the best fluffy ever, but then go completely Jigsaw on the rest.
A story by me, with copypasta art by Carpdime
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SHETLAND PONY! EXTRA PEPPERONI!
My favorite thing about fluffy threads is, the rest of /b/ tries to flush it out with autism but fluffy ponies by itself is such an autistic concept that it doesn't faze you at all
In case anyone else goes into a fluffy-smashing autistic rage at these pictures like I do, have a bat that sounds like a little puppy.
https://youtu.be/WVz8rvIl_vY
>>716742231
I imagine this is somewhat how the "chirpy"-noises of fluffy foals sound like.
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...I don't think I can kill the babbehs then. That noise is just too precious. The second that thing even begins to talk, it's getting tortured until all it can ever say is "HEWP FWUFFY HEWP FWUFFY"
>>716742618
Actually, you know what? I would kill them regardless. I would slowly but surely torture a fluffy for all of its life, so it only knows pain.
>>716742618
As a rule I'm a hugboxer so I concur.
I post all kinds of stuff, though.
Anyone still here?
>>716743691
Yeah
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Just makin' sure.
>>716743691
I am. And I'm trying to come up with sickening, brutal ways to kill soon-mummahs.
>>716744096
aww gwowy to hypnofoaw
>>716744015
Hmm... acidic anal beads jammed up the cunt?
Skeet shooting?
>>716744236
I am so glad this is a thing
>>716744473
I just noticed the skateboard.
brand new fan art to go along with my latest story
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/43505
>>716744557
adorable
>>716735548
As an Ohio State fan, this seems like something Jim Harbaugh would do kek.,
>>716744717
I know, right?
>>716740959
hey there larry
>>716740959
Hey, AIDS here. What's shakin'?
>>716745161
HA! OK, that made me laugh.
>>716744473
wrote a story bout a fluffy vs escalator not too long ago https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/42497
>>716733060
I'm sure this is parodying a real life thing, but I can't find it. Does anyone know?
>>716744056
>encouraging corporate lies
>>716745471
this is great
>>716745636
no idea
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>>716745807
thanks, glad u enjoy
Adding some sadbox.
>>716744250
I was thinking more like sticking it on a suction cup anal plug on the ground so I can katana chop it's entire stomach off and start squishing it's premature babbehs right before it's eyes.
>>716746381
Shove a hose up her womb and rinse out the foals with "cowd wawas"?
>>716742231
I want one of them flying doggos.
>>716746880
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>716747065
Homsar is retarded enough to be a fluffy.
>>716746977
That too, or also covering the mummah in water after filling her womb, putting her in a freezer, shaking her up 3 hours later, and dumping out the slush of babbehs.
>>716733740
>too lazy
Pirate MS word, copy+paste, right click everything that gets underlined
>>716747715
Took me fuckin' ages to get that the fluffy had heard "Pray" and misunderstood it as "play", both sounding like "pway" to the sub-mongoloid fluffy mind..
>>716739000
YO
>>716745471
Fluffys maximum running speed is like a speed walk for a human. Other than that it was meh
>>716736573
<3 bot flies
>>716747472
I like this neckless fluffy. Who's the artist?
>>716748694
I don't recall.
Unfortunately we never got to see more misadventures of Frankie the lying foal.
>>716748731
Bit late to the party, chocobro.
>>716750231
Isn't a big deal to me really.
>>716744305
This is my head canon now.