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hey /b/ its me again, keeping up with my promise last night to

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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hey /b/ its me again, keeping up with my promise last night to do another giveaway at 2pm EST.. First trips to provide me with an awesome animal fact wins $5 game on steam, please link steam profile.
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>ill make a thread at 2 pm EST tommorow of the same kind. if you remind me in that thread ill toss a few bucks your way.
is that you mate? I'm the graphics card guy asking for paypal
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>>716728601
Not getting trips but, did you know armadillo's can go as fast as 30 mph?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/benpivot
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birds probably evolved from dinosaurs
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198051340642/
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>>716728808
quads
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>>716728601

Some moths never eat anything as adults because they don't have mouths. They must live on the energy they stored as caterpillars.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/GraywolfThe45th/
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>>716728888
damn
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>>716728888
heck
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>>716728888
winrar or redo?
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Did you know that most mammals have bones in their penises?
/meloncakes
>>716728888
No animal fact but dang
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/se7enseals/

any rich kind anon there?? i only want Tom Clancys The Division
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>>716729021
Redo if he didnt post an animal fact previously.
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/exasperantWarlord/wishlist/
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>>716728888
>no cool animal fact
wasted quads
GIRRAFE'S CAROTID ARTERY IS EXTREMELY ELASTIC, OR ELSE EVERY TIME THEY BRING THEIR NECK DOWN THEY WOULD CUT OFF CIRCULATION TO THEIR HEAD
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>>716729217
Pretty cool fact anon!
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>>716728808
>>716728888
my steam is
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197999579281
in case you wanna add me bruv
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>>716729279
oh proof
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>>716728888

too bad you didn't list a steam id
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The flamingo can only eat when its head is upside down.
Also here's a picture where human size is compared to ancient sloth creatures- Megatheriums (the largest knowns ground sloth)
My steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/PhantomCamera/
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>>716728893
Pigs’ orgasms last for 30 minutes.
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>>716729217
GIRRAFES RARELY LAY DOWN TO GIVE BIRTH, NEW BORN GIRRAFES MAKE A 4 FOOT FALL UPON BIRTH. THIS ALSO MEANS THAT GIRRAFES CAN GIVE BIRTH AND NOT REALIZE WHERE THEIR CHILD IS.
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>>716729320
right here m8 >>716729279
>>716729318
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>>716729318

nice photoshop

it took you 5 minutes to make that picture
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>>716729279

rad man, ill hit you up on steam now. thanks for showing up
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>>716728876
redo
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>>716729357
GIRRAFES TOUNGES ARE COLORED A DARK SHADE OF BLUE AS OPPOSED TO A RED OR PINK COLOR.
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>>716729389
op can add me and teamviewer into my pc, then refresh the chrome tab and see it live and check
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198352939962/

A turkey can reproduce asexually. (by itself)
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>>716729421
Thanks man, and likewise :)
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>>716729318
Post a video of you opening up a brand new window and entering the thread. A picture can be easily shopped.
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>>716729462
GIRRAFES, MUCH LIKE CAMELS, STORE WATER INSIDE THEIR BODIES FOR USE LATER. THEY CAN HOLD UP TO 4 GALLONS OF WATER AT A TIME.
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198051340642/
Birds have hollow bones to help them fly
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>>716728601
Giraffes's have no vocal cords and communicate to each other using their tails.

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>>716729526
It's fucking ashwin, do not gift him, he is a reseller.
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>>716729549
I dont know how to record videos
Cant you just do this >>716729466
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>>716728601
Just 5$ ?
pathetic
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>>716729553
GIRRAFES DONT OFTEN EAT FROM THE SAME TREES. THEY WILL ALSO ALLOW FEMALES TO BE THE FIRST ONES TO EAT.
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>>716729565
retry
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>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/
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When squids are about to fuck they turn pink.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/l_ouis
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Ants has the biggest brains (compared to his body size)
http://steamcommunity.com/id/soopkl/
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An ostriches eye is larger than its own brain.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198352939962/
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>>716729734

Just gonna roll for this, giraffes piss on each other too to enjoy in sex.
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>>716729565
reretry
common really need meat boy
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>>716729730
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/
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snakes do not urinate

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>>716729776
lel
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>>716729768
reroll
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>>716729664
Im not a rich anon, just trying to brighten up someones day and also steamsale. You hold a better one if you want
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>>716729734

reroll boys
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>>716729793
>[
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/
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>>716728893

A study measuring the effects of music found that cows produce more milk when listening to soothing music. They produce the most when listening to R.E.M’s “Everybody Hurts.”
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steamcommunity.com/id/exasperantWarlord/wishlist/

Dolphins are natural rapists
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>>716729865

FUCK FAM ROLL
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>>716729768
trips!
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>>716729768
roll for quads!
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>>716729054
The ovcharka is a breed of dog that's used to keep wolves away from sheep in Russia. They're extremely independent and will take charge if you don't make sure to have full control
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Giraffes are the only animal in the world that don't yawn

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>>716729860

It's fine fam, I have given away $20 worth of gifts this sale so far on /b/. I only give <$5 games anyway.

>>716729734
roll
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/ninepillars/wishlist

Male ostriches can roar like lions.
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>>716729641
That wasnt me anon I believe you. is your paypal the same yahoo you showed me last night?
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quads
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>>716729882
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/
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>>716729668
GIRRAFES CAN USE THEIR LONG NECKS TO JOUST OTHER ANIMALS DURING FIGHTS
>>716729624
>>716729773
FUCK YOU GIRRAFES ARE MINE
GET YOUR OWN, DWEEBS
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>>716729998
yes it is mate
smashash420 at yahoo dot com
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>>716730009
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/
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>>716729768

smh tbh 4chan
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>>716729978
Snakes can sneeze
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>>716730111
winrar
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>>716730111
winrar
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>>716730111
>not a single fact in all those rerolls

Dumbass.
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Koalas never drink water. Their name means no water.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198352939962/
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>>716728893
Squirrels will adopt other squirrels babies if they are abandoned.
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>>716730111

where's your animal fact?

you don't win shit
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>>716730020
GIRRAFES CAN RUN AT HIGH SPEEDS, DESPITE THE WIND RESISTANCE FROM THEIR NECKS.
thats all I've got for now
id/coffeefuckingsucks/
I'm outtie
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>>716730111
sorry anon, no fact. two in thos thread got trips/quads but forgot fact. its important mates
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an owl can hear a beetle scurry away in the grass from 100 ft away

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>>716730115
There's a type of snake that lives in big trees and it usually moves from tree to tree by jumping and "sailing" through the air. They do this by flattening their bodies
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>>716730111
>>716728601
Roll
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Dogs bark only at people that mean their owners bad
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>>716729740
Roll
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>>716729900
reroll
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>>716730371
When scorpions are born they're completely white
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>>716730476
>>716728601 (OP)
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/

Dogs bark only at people that mean their owners bad
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Frogs have teeth, toads do not

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>>716728893
A single strand of spider silk is thinner than a human hair, but also five times stronger than steel of the same width. A rope just 2 inches thick could reportedly stop a Boeing 747.
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>>716730534
>>716728601 (OP)
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/

Dogs bark only at people that mean their owners bad
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/ninepillars/wishlist

Humpback whales create the loudest sound of any mammal.
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>>716730510
Oh and they also crawl onto the mother's back
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The common octopus has blue blood

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>>716729734

yolo roll
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>>716730570
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/

Dogs bark only at people that mean their owners bad
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>>716729740
give me trips 4chin!
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>>716730665
close
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>>716730654

ROLL
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>>716730664
>>716728601
Roll
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Dogs bark only at people that mean their owners bad
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>>716730619
Squids bodies are all soft except for the beak which means they can get through practically any hole as long as their beak fits
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>>716729900
reroll [2]
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>>716730665
fuck off 4 chin
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>>716730742
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/

Dogs bark only at people that mean their owners bad
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A beaver’s teeth never stop growing. It needs to chew on tree trunks and branches to keep them from getting too long.
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/lokowp6
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Shark pregnancies last for 4 years

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Have you delivered yet OP?
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>>716728893
There is a butterfly in Africa with enough poison in its body to kill six cats
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/ninepillars/wishlist

Polar bears have black skin.
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>>716729740
trips are trips
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>>716730785
>>716728601
Roll
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Dogs bark only at people that mean their owners bad
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>>716730873
roll again
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a beaver's teeth never stop growing

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198352939962/
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>>716728601
the only animal other than a human to ask a question (that it was not told to ask) was a parrot. it asked "what color am I?"
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>>716728601
Penguins have a gland behind their eyes that converts sea water to fresh water
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>>716730879
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/

Dogs bark only at people that mean their owners bad
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>>716729740
trips are hard
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/ninepillars/wishlist

Honeybees can flap their wings 200 times every second.
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>>716728893
Canis lupus lupus is the scientific name for a grey wolf.
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>>716730869
No one has won in this thread so far. both the gets didnt post an animal fact
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>>716730753
Squids are easily stimulated too little. One squid even broke a hose with water going through it, they think he just got bored
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>>716731010
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/

Dogs bark only at people that mean their owners bad
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mice eat 15 - 20 times a day

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>>716730974
do we need trips?
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198052721654/
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198110858152/

animal fact. a great white shark can jump 2 stories high when coming out of the water at full speed vertical
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/ninepillars/wishlist

A sea lion is the first nonhuman mammal with a proven ability to keep a beat.
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>>716731129
>>716728601
Roll
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Dogs bark only at people that mean their owners bad
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>>716728893
If you keep a goldfish. in a dark room, it will become pale
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>>716730848
Polar bears have black skin under their white fur to better absorb the rays of the sun.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lokowp6
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A giraffe's heart can weigh up to 25 pounds
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>>716731214
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/

Dogs bark only at people that mean their owners bad
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A tarantula can live for more than two years without eating
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>>716731192
come on the parrot fact is great.
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>>716731349
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/

The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.
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animal fact: a great white shark can jump 2 stories high when coming out of the water at full speed vertical
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when travelling in groups orcas breath in unison

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>>716731039
There was a squid who could predict football (soccer) matches. They put it in a tank with two doors, one led to a "room" with one team's logo while the other door led to another room with the other team's logo. After they opened the doors the squid would swim to one of the rooms which was considered the future winner. This squid supposedly predicted multiple matches
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>>716728893
Wombat poo is cube-shaped to stop it from rolling away
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>>716731440
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/

The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.
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>>716731429
>parrot asked the first question
>other than human
>what color am I
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198052721654/
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Many butterflies drink blood when given the chance to

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>>716731558
>>parrot asked the first question
>>other than human
>>what color am I
>>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198052721654/
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Garter snakes don't lay eggs, but give birth to live young.
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>>716731554
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/

The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.
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>>716728893
Dogs will sneeze to tell other dogs that they’re playing, so when they’re playing rough it doesn’t turn into a fight.
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/ninepillars/wishlist

Alligators can live up to 100 years.
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>>716729339
Rolling
Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198110858152/

animal fact
At birth, baby kangaroos are only about an inch long – no bigger than a large water bug or a queen bee.
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Sea cucumbers will spit out some of their internal organs via their anus as a defense mechanism.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lokowp6
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A snail can sleep for three years

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>>716731657
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/

The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.
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>>716731479
There's a squid that lives in such low depths that it's practically alone. It survives by letting out a sort of string from its body and collecting ocean snow (stuff that falls from above where other animals live, it's from dead fish and all kinds of things) which it then eats
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>>716729339
Roll
Animals generate 30 times more waste than humans which is 1.4 billion tons every year.
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>>716731748
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/

The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/ninepillars/wishlist

Cows have four stomachs
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>>716728893
Yawning is infectious because it supplies a method for the most sleepy to forcefully communicate their need for rest and thus ensures that the group rests/sleeps together.
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Dominant male elephant seals collect a harem of 40 to 50 females during breeding season
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lokowp6
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steamcommunity.com/id/tatucareta/
puppies have 28 teeth and normal adult dogs have 42.
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>>parrot asked the first question
>>other than human
>>what color am I
>>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198052721654/
>also the parrots name was alex
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/ninepillars/wishlist

A grasshopper can leap 20 times the length of its own body.
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Kangaroos use their tails for balance, so if you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground, it can’t hop

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Ants have the largest brain to body ratio

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>>716731781
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/

The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.
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>>716729339
Rolling.
Ants never sleep. Also they don’t have lungs
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>>716729740
trips doesn't exist!
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>>716728893
Baby Japanese Macaques make snowballs. They do not use them for any survival purposes, they just like to have fun.
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>>716731853
also one of the reason why the chase his tails are anxiety... like me
steamcommunity.com/id/tatucareta/
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>>716729059
Sent :)
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>>parrot asked the first question
>>other than human
>>what color am I
>>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198052721654/
>also the parrots name was alex
>also he was an african Grey
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>>716729339
Rolls.
An anteater is nearly 6 feet long, yet its mouth is only an inch wide.
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>>716729740
triiiiips!
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>>716731892
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/

The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.
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Kiwis can remember a bad memory for five years

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198352939962/
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>>716732014
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/

The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.
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>>716731758
In tropical waters (around Cuba I think) there's a squid called the coconut squid. It got this name from its smart way of traveling through the parts where bigger animals live. It takes a coconut half and brings uses it as a sort of shield when predators are close
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>>716728893
Polar bears generally lead solitary lives. Some adult and sub-adult males, however, sometimes form friendships which can last weeks or sometimes even years. These males may travel, feed, and play-fight together.
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>>716732064
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/

The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.
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animal fact: Kangaroos use their tails for balance, so if you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground, it can’t hop

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198110858152/
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No two tigers have the exact same stripes.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lokowp6
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When a queen bee dies, worker bees create a new queen by feeding a female bee “royal jelly” that makes her fertile.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lokowp6
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>>716732118
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/

The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.
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Oysters can change gender depending on which is best for mating

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198110858152/
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>>716729768
Reroll
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>>716731974
>>parrot asked the first question
>>other than human
>>what color am I
>>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198052721654/
>also the parrots name was alex
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198052721654/wishlist
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>>716732075
Gold fish do have a short memory but it's longer than 3 months, it's actually around 10 months. Even with their short memory you can still make them learn tricks and as long as they keep doing them they'll remember it
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>>716729768
rerolll
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/ninepillars/wishlist

An elephant can smell water up to 3 miles away.
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>>716732246
>parrot
>question
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198052721654/wishlist
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>>716728893
Female kangaroos have three vaginas.
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>>716728601
roll
Oysters can change gender depending on which is best for mating. Very progressive

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198110858152/
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>>716732221
>>716728601
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168477946/

The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.
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>>716729845
reroll
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>>716732335
>parrot
>question
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198052721654/wishlist
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