Ask a 'Strayan anything. Cunt.

Anyone go to QUT?

Why is it that every time one of us posts something we feel the need to over compensate and exaggerate our Australianess. We all know you aren't like this in real life

>>716692649
Why? We transported your forefathers so we wouldn't have to put up with them, and I doubt a few generations of sheep rustling down under has improved the situation much.

>>716692807
Yeah and now you cucked yourself with arabs. Australia > GB deal with it

>>716692705
I did a couple of years back

>>716692744

Because humour is part of the culture.

Anybody who does not achieve maximum kek must deport themselves to nu zulund immediately.

Cunt.

>>716692860
>and now you cucked yourself with arabs
Is that 'Strine? Because it makes no sense in English.

Besides, I thought with all of the Asian immigration that white bogans, with their stubbies, utes and coolers were now in a minority. And you can't even own decent rifles to shoot 'roos any more.

>>716693051
Valid reply, as long as you arent one of those faggots that drinks xxxx gold to pretend they arent a faggot

>>716692807

Nah, I've been to pommyland cunt.

Your shielas are fucking short, dumpy little meatwads with thick foreheads and rotten accents.

We thoroughly enjoy going over there, impregnating a few of the ugly, easy little bitches, and then skipping country leaving them siphoning off your government with our superior seedlings while you all bat off into your mother's underwear drawers.

Cunt.

>>716693124

Nah, we leave that shit to the banana benders.

Cunt.

>>716692807
Fun fact, only 20% of Australians have 1 convict ancestor.

>>716693111
I own a .223 and a 30/30. It's still relatively easy to own firearms as long as you put the effort in.

Unfortunately there is a lot of different cultures in certain places, white's are not even close to being the minority though.

No that's not strine, GB pretty much spreads it's cheeks for any old sand nigger to dump a load in

>>716692705
Gardens point mate

>>716692860
Idiot. We don't allow people into this country easily. Legal immigrants are labeled illegals by the media and everyone believes them, too lazy to look up a simple law. We put them in concentration camps where they either die or kill themselves.

Tell me again how we're fucked with arabs. You fucking idiot.

0 Terrorist attacks to date. How's the twin towers over there you fat cunt?

Go for a run in Boston why don't you? You're the cuck.

>>716693331
I would get a license but I legit cannot find anyone to be my reference.

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>>716693438
Uni's for faggots

>>716693295
The rest aren't white

>>716693466
Australia isn't in the USA, mate

>>716693466
That's weird, every time I'm on /pol/ there's some brit bong talking about how your government fucked you over with immigration

P.S - I'm from Australia you dumb cunt

>>716692705
I do, whats ya major bruz

>>716693471
I didn't get a reference, just become a member of your nearest SSAA. It's very easy

>>716693466
Nice support, but you do know that the Twin Towers were in America rather than Australia, don't you?
>mfw I get support from the inbred

How do you feel about the future of Australia given the current economy and forces of globalisation and automation?

>>716693475
Better enrol quick then twink

>>716693704
They're fucked. All they have is coal and the world is moving away from it.

They used to have both GM Holden and Ford as domestic manufacturers - all gone.

>>716693466

You do realise that the twin towers in Australia still remain unharmed from terrorism you stupid unwashed, uneducated toothless pommy cunt?

Cunt.

>>716693679
How does that work? The paperwork I need to do requires one

>>716693736
I'm an apprentice, working only on Union sites. Life's good

>>716693704

Cunt's fucked.

Cunt.

4680 master race reporting in cunts.

Fuck coons.

White power.

>>716693799
Yeah, fair

>>716693810
that's what cunts are for. fucking

>>716693788
Retard. You have no reading comprehension. I'm not a pommy, I'm an Aussie you fucking Ameritard. GTFO.

>>716693111
12% asian australians at last census. Hardly taking over. High representation in certain fields.... but look at the media or exec lvl. Bamboo curtain?

>>716693912

Nah, you're a lime juicing, bath dodging, dole bludging fuckin' pom.

Cunt.

>>716692649
Why do suburban mediocrities always get on the internet and type out the harshest scum-tier babble as if that's what aussie means?
It's ok if you're some middle school virgin with no ideas or a really dumb twenty something, but nobody who talks like that types at all, they use facebook at best and it's spelling and grammar from the fucken stone age.
>>716693776
Australia is going to bruteforce a refit into high tech and service industry, all the manufacturing and labouring jobs have been moving to the 3rd world for about 30 years now, there's been plenty of notice.

>>716693776
Fords keeping 1500 engineers to design for the rest of the world. Eg. Ranger & Everest. You just can't beat overseas manufacturing at the moment...

>>716693794
It's been a while since I went through it, but if I remember correctly you basically needed written consent from a property owner saying you will hunt on their property, OR, that you want firearms to compete in target shooting for sport. I did the firearms safety course through the SSAA club and put down that I'm a sports shooter, which is the much easier option, my SSAA told us to put that down even if you have no interest in target shooting and go hunting every 2nd week
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>>716693700
>mfw the Bali bombing killed the same number of aussies, relative to population, as the 9/11 attacks.
No war with Indonesia, the mouth-breathing stooge got death penalty, nobody had to panic and eat their own shit.
AUS is different from USA.

my question is this, if the mining boom is over and everything keeps getting so expensive how do kangaroos stay employed while management under koalas is so utterly shit while the bludging platypuses keep there jobs doing fuck all

>>716693982

Because it's funny, cunt.

And if dumb cunts like you weren't such fucking white knights all the yanks and poms would still believe that we dodge snakes and ride roos, and we'd all be laughing at their expense, but pencil dicked dipshits like yourself always seem to think that you have a duty from on high to ruin the entertainment of the masses by sticking your brown fucking nose right up the arses of the foreigners.

Cunt.

>>716692649
Oh this is my lucky day..

1 )OP is crocodile dundee like a super hero over there? like superman? or batman?

2)Is fosters really a common beer there? or is that just a stereotype

3)Have you ever punched a kangaroo?

>>716693295
Meanwhile all the other first / second generation white Australians are going around acting like the Chinese and Lebanese and Greek Australians are not real Australians. As if white people are native or something,

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>>716694026

Once upon a time, the import taxes were high enough that our manufacturing industry was legit.

Then the govt dropped it to allow the foreigners to take over.

The government sold australia out to foreign interests. We could have been self sufficient.

Cunt.

>>716693957
Where the fuck are you even getting that from?

>>716694132

This cunt's got it right.

Sick cunt.

>>716694139

Yeah, government outsourced it all to the chipmunks, the badgers and the fucking pandas.

Cunt.

>>716694212
Not OP but:
No, he's not even really in pop culture, everyone knows those movies though
No, no one drinks it at all. Our most popular beers are different depending on the state you live in, but most of us do drink Australian beer
Most Australians have shot kangaroos for fun

>>716694237
>tfw 6th generation Australia

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>>716694179
Yeah the masses suck, think they're really funny but they're just obnoxious and always reveal their anxieties when they go off at you.
Pencil dicked dipshit, ay? Tell us more.
It's not funny, you're not funny.

>>716694347
Are there any like old grandmas there that make like a kangaroo dish? to eat like with roo meat?

Idk here in the states my grandma has an ancient recipe that uses raccoon meat. because she dared me to shoot one and bring it to here and i did a few years back.. Shit was delecious like a stew almost

>>716694237
>tfw 7th generation from settlers, no convicts or even any criminals in the whole family tree
workers m8, convicts a shit

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got wins of some QUT girls if you wanna add me on kik at hb7991s

>>716694237
You're a faggot, without white people Australia literally wouldn't be Australia. Aboriginals are proven to be the dumbest race in existence. We might not be native, but this is OUR country.

>>716694212

Nah, croc dundee is just your average joe. Had a beer with him the other week. Not a bad bloke. Decent fighter. Grouse knife thrower too. Skipped out on his shout though, the cunt.

Fosters is the most common beer. We drink it like water. We actually have a specialised tap plumbed into our houses that only pushes out Fosters. It has it's own individual "beer meter" out the front that gets checked by the brewery walkers every month, and we receive a bill in the mail. Life's sweet.

Yeah. Punched a few, been kicked by a few. Had a beer with one once before he kicked my head in. Shit's alright.

Cunt.

>>716693704
Don't you know about the "ideas boom"?

Our PM clearly has spent a lot of time and energy into to help ordinary Australians tackle the changing global economy head on..

Look up shit about the Deutschland bank dude they are fucked and they are the ones who bailed everyone out a few years ago.

That's the real gfc coming.

>>716694473
Eating Kangaroo meat is pretty popular, you can buy it in any supermarket basically

I don't know cobbers is beer good because it's cheap and gets you pissed easy or is it good because it has morw bite then your missus?

>>716694473
Centerpoint Tower restaurant in Sydney, corny revolving eats, has a dish with the coat of arms animals in it: Roo and Emu.
Fun fact: neither animal is physically capable of taking a step back.

>>716694379

It's funny.

You're not funny.

Fuck out of my thread cunt.

>>716692649
Is Bundy rum any good? I heard it tastes like cat piss.

not OP but still an aussie, you can buy kangeroo meat from the shops here, its abit taboo but we can buy it from woolworths one of our main shops

>>716694625
Cats piss tastes like Bundy rum

>>716694473

Yeah, roo meat's pretty popular here cunt.

Full of vitamins and irons, very lean, very little fat, gotta cook it real slow and gentle though 'cause she's a tough meat.

Gotta be red roo though cunt, grey roo is only good for dog food.

Cunt.

>>716694625
I love Bunderberg rum. Admittedly, it does have a unique taste and it doesn't taste like any other rum I've tasted. People that weren't raised drinking it might not like it

>>716694473
You can buy the shit at woolies the chain grocer but won't be any recipes unless your an aboriginal

>>716694355
>tfw 6th generation Australia

No face eh ? Well two can play at that game.

>tfw when there is still 2 months till the start of the footy season.

>>716693982
Needs complete overhaul of an Education system that is broken. All the measures thus far have just been paths to the jobs of their parents. Tafe/neis etc. Problem is, this time...those jobs don't exist. Need a whole raft of skills that regional kids just aren't getting.

>>716694496
QUT wins? niceee
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>>716694625

Ah mate, puts hair on yer fuckin' chest cunt.

Plus it's a real leg opener with the sheilas.

They may be smelly gap toothed sheilas that wear flannel and moccasins, but after enough bundy rums you'd pretty much fuck a snake as long as somebody held it's head.

Cunt.

>>716694704
1) does it ever snow in australia? or atleast parts of it?

2) is fishing popular there?

>>716694765
What would you suggest exactly /b/ro?

>>716694673
We should start eating kangaroo meat instead of cows. Solve the pest problem, stop the cows from destroying grassland and enjoy the health benefits of a much leaner meat while enjoying our other health benefits before the government privatises the entire country to the Chinese.

>>716694889
Fishing is very popular among white males. It snows down in the south east, nothing like you'd see in the US though

>>716694889
Yes and yes.

First time I saw snow I went and picked up like a retard.

Heard that fishing is getting harder these days but of course people do it man probably way more then colder countries.

Where you from?

>>716694971
Want to start a roo hunting business?

That is literally how you could do it man thought about that a while ago

>>716694889

Nah, no snow in Aus, too farkin' hot. Only snowball fights we see are when we're scrapin' the fuckin' frost out of the freezer after the cunt's frozen over all the chops.

Also, no fishing in aus. If you go inland all the crocs have eaten 'em. If you go to the sea all the sharks have eaten 'em. Effectively your best bet is to tie a wire to the boat, hook up a roast chook, turf the cunt in and shoot whatever bites it. Keeps ya fed for a week.

Cunt.

>>716695125
It's pretty hard to make a living out of it. Wouldn't recommend

Why is austraya so PC lately.
Birds don't like nicknames and you can't call those aboriginals Abbys anymore And fucking gay schools teach the kids to touch them selves and each other

I did my undergrad in Australia.
What a fucking dump.

>>716694554
A lot of talk so far. Not that many cutting edge companies employing big numbers popping up yet.

>>716695207
What aspect specifically?

Thanks in advance

>>716692649
Do you come from a land down under?
Where the women glow and men plunder?

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

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>>716695312
Here you go, anon - found on some uni campuses about a month ago

>>716692649
Hey did any of you guys to go earthcore melbourne this year?

>>716694909
Start early with primary aged students. Teach skills that will be useful for the future - critical thinking, coding, entrepreneurship, digital literacy, financial literacy, soft skill, high eq, foreign languages...

>>716695392
The money is just not worth the time and effort. I couldn't tell you specifically, but my father told me at one stage he tried roo shooting as a profession and that he didn't stick with it for long because there was just so many better things he could be doing to make a living. He also said it takes all the joy out of shooting

>>716695125
No, I'm talking on the MASSES. The Australian manufacturing industry will be reborn on a superpower level with kangaroo meat express delivered all over the globe replacing the beef industry ONCE and for ALL. Muwahahahaha!

>>716695905

How about we just grind up the neo nazis instead.

Fuck 'em.

>>716696069
Neo nazi's will prosper this country

White and proud

>>716696120

So why do you cunts keep getting beaten up by socialists?

Like compared to antifa and the anarchists, they're piss poor.

But you cunts keep getting railed on by them.

It's pathetic, you're all fucking weak cunts.

>>716696120
How?

>>716696120
If the Nazi's are as innovative in technology and as supportive of improving the livelihoods of the people as Hitler was, then I would be glad for them to endorse my Kangaroo Farming Business.

>>716696069
At least they serve a purpose for the time being

>>716692649
Should i buy a glx landcruiser or get an vz 1 tonner?

>>716694625
Bundy rum with bundy ginger beer. 'Dark an stormys'
Your welcome

>>716692649
Mate, your Holden is all topsy turvy.

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>>716696997
LOL fucking kill yourself

I once met a guy from Adelaide and he was the worst, most boring person I've ever met. Guy I met from GC was cool though. Convince me to visit your country OP it's never been high on my to do list

>>716692649
Anyone got any Melbourne nudes?

>>716696938
We don't mention that name anymore.

>>716697364
Adelaide is fucking retarded don't go there. Don't talk to anyone from there.

GC has character but crime.

Depends on who you are anon..

I would go to Melbourne. Eat food. Check out some gold mines in Victoria before 4 wheel driving somewhere inland.

I've bought weed pretty easily from Nimbin even when cops are there.

Sluts here are awesome especially on the coast.

>>716692649
kill any abos today?

Is 'straya the aussie version of 'murica?

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>>716698271
That is pretty fuckin dope.

>>716693846
Gladstone cunt!

>>716698004
Essentially.

>>716695510
>dunecoons

My favourite word behind cunt

>>716698637
Fuck off cunt. It's nothing like Murica.

>>716692649
ATAR?

>>716692649
Look at that, m8! Not a scratch, m8! And I did it because I hate authority, m8!