which careers have the most paedophiles? I'm thinking teachers

>>716690978
>penis inspection day
Nigger, you were molested.

>>716690978
you liked it a bit more than you should have

>>716691079
we had penis incpection day too. i grew up in jersey

>>716690978
more of right?

>>716690978

That's why I always hated penis inspection day, my teacher was a freak too. He would hold our balls for like 3 minutes flat.

>>716691152
america?

>>716691245
yeah. the nurse would look at are hairs for lice, and we'd have to drop our trousers. if she made a face, the other kids would laugh.

>>716691152
What the fuckity fuck is a penis inspection day ?
Somebody cares to explain the purpose of a grown man looking at little boys wieners ?

>>716691245
No, he grew up just wearing a jersey, the teacher banned underwear, shorts and trousers.

>>716690978
>>716690978
Etc in the EU we don't have that

I always had mine done by a real doctor. Only poorfags who had shitty parents and no health insurance got theirs done at school.

>>716691372
>he never had penis inspection day

What kind of bullshit school did you go to?

>>716691079
we had penis inspection day too
living in austria
our teachers told us to go to some room, and there was a female doc, we had to undress ( our class ) and sit naked on a bench, and then one by one she looked at our dick, pulled back our foreskin and talked with us, then we had to go back to class

>>716691381
our sports teacher made use wear just our underwear if we forgot to bring our sports kit.. though he was fair and put the same rules on himself lol he forgot his kit every week he was very forgetful

>>716691506
>talked with us
then did you have to buy her lunch?

>>716691238
You're uncut right? The quickest way to pass the inspection is to get circumcised as the founding fathers would have expected.

>>716691569
>founding fathers
you mean fondling fathers

>>716690978
I'd think the facts would show that pedos choose careers that put them in positions of power over children. Teachers, coaches, priests, school bus drivers, etc.

the best thing was getting revenge at the end of term on reverse inspection day

haha i squeezed my teachers dick so hard once he fell over

>>716691372
you line up in the hall at the locker room. you would showw your gym teacher your penis. it was a quick process. i think they were looking for anything abnormal. i didn't mind dropping my shorts to my ankles in front of the other kids, but others were really embarrassed \\\\\

>>716691702
Wait...what?

>>716691495
I grew up in Europe. We had routinely health inspection, to spot if you're literate enough, not molested by your parents and have good eyes.

That's called participation.Who didnt get dick checks?

>>716690978
Politicians and Hollywood

>>716691539

We had a teacher who was the same. If you got really muddy he would force you to take a shower afterwards.

Most of the time, he would get really muddy so that he would get into the shower with us. He was very silly.

>>716691943
he just loved his job. nothing wrong with that!

>>716691152
jersey in the UK? this doesn't surprise me

File: 1482833616080.jpg (31KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 640x480px

>the amount of penis inspection days that i had no idea that were had until this moment

>>716691713
Oh alright, I find it kinda weird, could be misunderstood in a lot of country.
Anyway, I wonder if a medical testimonial wouldn't be enough ?

What about vagina inspection days?

>>716691506
Nigga you got super molested

>>716690978
Shit my penis inspection day didn't take too long, he would just blow me then go. tell him to hurry the fuck up.

>>716692249
if i got molested, then nearly 1000 kids would have gotten molested that day
doubt it
also, it didnt matter
first, she was 25-30, pretty hot
she told me i have a tight foreskin and i should start stretching my foreskin while taking a bath ( which helped me because i probably would have gotten a bad phimosis )
so it was ok
im not sure if its legal to do those inspection days in my country but back then they did it anyway, because i dont know, they wanted the children to be healthy, and i guess back then, kids often got beat at home or molested, so they could check that shit out too

>>716691372

>pretty much 2017
>still falling for the "penis inspection day" meme

I mean, it would be fair enough if it didn't take 5 seconds of Googling to find out that it's all bullshit.

>>716690978
4chan moderators

>>716692430
>she told me i have a tight foreskin and i should start stretching my foreskin while taking a bath ( which helped me because i probably would have gotten a bad phimosis )

Our teacher always warned us about phimosis too. Once a week he would ask us all to take our penis out in front of him and stretch the foreskin so that we wouldn't get phimosis.

>>716692616
man come on, she was a doctor

Penis inspection day was worse when I was in middle school in the late 90s. At my school to make it easier for the teacher had to all line up and present our dicks so they could easily move just one by one. We always snickered when they got to the Asian kid and someone would make a joke about how the teacher will need a magnifying glass.

Wait, so you guys lied about your penis inspection day?
Me too i guess haha...

>>716692749

>>716691793


On reverse day you get to learn what a healthy Penis is by looking at one up close and giving it a good squeeze so you can see how strong it is supposed to be. Its completely normal and everyone did it.

>>716690978
daycares, obviously

>>716693065

I miss reverse day. Talking about it makes me feel so nostalgic.

Our teacher would always use his penis as an example and we would have to squeeze it when it was hard and rub it, just so we knew what a healthy penis was like.

Sometimes he would ask us to smell or lick it too.

I didn't really mind penis inspection day.

>>716693315


Haha. I remember one of my friends had to taste it and then some asshole pushed his head forward and the dick went right to his throat. It took the coach at least a minute or two to pull it out.

>>716693503
poor coach :( i bet he had a hard time getting it out lol

>>716690978
Disney and nickelodeon channels

>>716693792

Mine had to thrust in and out a few times to get it out.

>>716693792


he must have. Right after he pulled it out it was covered in a thick white slobber that comes from the back of the throat. Like that snot stuff that will come up when you are sick. The teacher looked very relieved after he got it out though.

>>716694115
he sounds very thoughtful and motivated at his job, not stopping until it's done! good guy

>>716694115
>The teacher looked very relieved

That's good. He must have been worried that his penis was going to get bitten off!

>>716694317


I dunno. After that his penis went soft and he didn't make anyone grab it or taste it or anything. It was 20 years ago but if I recall he just went back into his office and lit up a cigarette.

File: 20161120_113825.jpg (192KB, 1440x2473px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 1440x2473px

Penis inspection

>>716691506

did you pop a boner or did you pop a boner