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ylyl

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ylyl
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>>716653324
I don't get it. What's funny about dragon dicks?
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>>716644443
look at this whiny faggot lmfao
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>>716653324
i actually got the medium one of this model.
hang on a second.
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>>716654018
look at whats in the background of the dragon dildos.
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rate my collection
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>>716654240
it's actually red but the lighting is bad.
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>>716654409
>>716654417
How much insensibility to pleasure you need to buy this
A dildo is already fine to me
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>>716654620
It's not about the pleasure. It's the novelty and the kink effect.
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>>716654620
if you spend your whole life as a single you start experimenting after a while.
Gotta say i don't use the dragon dildos very often, got a fucking machine that's a lot of fun.
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>>716653324
Lost to this
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>>716654620
it's mostly the kink factor as i am furry trash and single
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>>716654996
Fuck you got me faggot
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>>716654302
Military guys can be kinky fam. Not really surprising they get into faggotry like this being around men all the time.
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>>716655050
I'm sure you are one of the few people left posting this great meme. Keep it up, never stop. Banana is what it is thanks to people like you. DON'T LET IT DIE
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>>716655269
>mil guys can be kinky
Yep, can confirm. Into: latex, femdom, collars, breathplay, hoods/blindfolds, anonymous insemination, etc.
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>>716655401
thanks but i only posted the last one
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>>716655401
/b/ what happens to you...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rem1AjxCd84&t=129s
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>>716654996
Lame
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>>716656157
How do the cunts feel?
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>>716654996
kk
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>>716656280
Way better than real ones fam
There are different models with different interiors and tightnesses
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>>716656280
the lily is pretty good, but made for someone with a much smaller dick than mine.
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>>716654996
Boi
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>>716656526
>>716656572
Hmm, might have to get one for fun. At this rate I doubt I'll get any real pussy I can dump in raw, so there you go.
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>>716654409
10/10 simply for Razor

dat knot
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>>716656526
>way better than real ones
kek
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>>716654996
i lost
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>>716653324
lost
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>>716657023
Have you tried both? Do you have a way to measure both?
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I'm really sitting on the fence for the insertables. Not interested in the dicks. What ones have you guys tried and how do they feel? I'm looking at Alice, Janine, and Sugar star.
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>>716654996
?
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>>716654409
it's all useless against aneros stuff
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>>716656157
Fuck the fake, mythical vagoo with the fake, mythical wang dang doodle.
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Why are these still a thing?
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>>716655923
That's actually really cool>>716655923
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>>716656280
Pretty good. Even better when you submerge them in hot water for a bit before use.

>>716657576
I've tried Mary, Natascha, Rowan and Snowball.
Mary is great, easy to slip into her. Natascha is to get into once you lube her up, you gotta kinda squeeze from the top and bottom to open her up. Snow has a super tight entrance due to all the mass of the cheeks. Rowan is also pretty tight and has a another tight spot in the middle. All of them are pretty good and I'd recommend them. Mary would probably be a good first one.
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>>716654409
Pathetic/10
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>>716654996
Nigger faggot
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>>716658077
I like a bit of tightness at the start, so maybe Natascha?
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>>716657576
Janine is quite simple and for bigger dicks
Alice is a tight one and she has a cervix you can penetrate
Sugar has a nice pattern and medium tightness
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>>716654996
asas
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>>716658463
If you're looking for tight entry, but don't want a butthole themed toy, then yeah I would go for Natascha. Sugar Star also looks tight in the entrance, as well as easier to slip into than Nat, but I've never tried her so I couldn't say for sure.
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>>716654996
Fk
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>>716658835
Thanks, I'll have a look and see what's available. I appreciate it!
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>>716657576
Considering this is a YLYL thread, we shouldn't be surprised at the faggotry this fucking degenerates are into.
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>>716654409
can you fit all of them?
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>>716654409
which is your fav?
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>>716659139
Yes of course. I am buying new ones that are bigger since they are too small now
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>>716659046
did somebody say faggotry?
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>>716654996
shrug
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>>716654409
ay lmao I have a black chance just like that one
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>>716659243
The biggest one! Razor with his knot
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>>716659317
dude awesome how old are you? i went from a 7 inch ribbed dildo to a 8 inch and now just got a small xar which i cant knot yet

suggestions for stretching?
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>>716659243
Literal, actual and bonafide dengerate scum. We have actual faggotry in this thread. With fire it should be killed.
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>>716659033
Decide before the boxing day sale is over. 15% off today.

>>716659139
Yes, easily.

>>716659243
Kippy. Use it in the shower all the time. Suction cup dildos are great.

>>716659317
This isn't me but what this faggot says is true, I have bigger ones now that aren't in that pic.
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>>716659620

Her tits are too big.
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>>716659622
I'm kinda broke right now. Do they have sales with some regularity?
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>>716659797
i think theres a bigger problem here.
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>>716659622
>>716659550
same question
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>>716659853
every now and then, not super regular, but occasionally a certain toy or style will be on sale
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>>716659856
Ye, she has nice feet
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>>716659853
Not often, no. Usually just on holidays.
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>>716659560
enjoy your missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.. oh wait, probably only your own hand for the rest of your life.

Can't even imagine how boring this shit could possibly become.
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>>716659964
not what i was thinking of but eh sure if you're into that
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>>716653324
I don't really enjoy ejaculating anymore? Do you guys think these dragon vaginas could make my climaxes enjoyable again?
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>>716659550
I dunno, just start small and keep working your way up. Cock yourself maybe a couple times a week. Don't do it daily like a faggot because you might hurt yourself.
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>>716659942
>>716660012
Thanks.

>>716659560
>degeneracy
That is half of the point of 4chan.
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Not sure if this will work or not...
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>>716656526
That's bullshit.
I have a Hazel that I've had about a year, I've used it a few times but not very much.
My real dogs are way better and so are my mares.
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>>716660049
>the sexual deviant is making presumptions about my marital status

Are you on some kind of register, scumbag?
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>>716660104
Im surprised you dont
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>>716660169
real pussy is better than anything tbh. i got bored of jerkin it so i got a gf, would recommend.
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>>716660169
Yes
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>>716660206
yeah guess ill keep doing what im doin

whats your fav lube?
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>>716660169
It's possible. You might also be jerking off too often. Or just too depressed to enjoy it anymore. I have no idea.
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>>716660257
nah, im more into humans, but each to their own i suppose.
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Manny, Moe, and Jack
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>>716660244
I was implying they are better than real disgusting human vaginas
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>>716660302
The cum lube from bad dragon. Also tried this stuff called Fuck Water that was similar but less stringy.
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>>716659853
they have sales a few times a year, black friday is a big one, I think they have another one some time around the beginning of the year..
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>>716660256
>Are you on some kind of register, scumbag?
yeah, on the Registry of Commerce and Companies, wanker.
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>>716653324
Jokes on you OP. My GF could easily take the green one on the right. Pshhh.
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>>716660420
Ahh, no, not better then human vag either.
dog vag is best, human and mare are tied for second.
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>>716660442
yay more stuff to put up my ass
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So, i've gotten:
Small Chance
Medium Crackers
Medium Echo
Medium Winston
Janine

Is there anything other BD gems i'm missing out on?
>>716660442
>BD lube is the best
I find it incredibly sticky to the point where even towels don't do much about it. It beats water based lube, but it's still alright in the end.
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>>716660344
Ok, but i ´ve already fucked with some animals
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>>716654996
saving my fish
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>>716660258
I wish it were that easy.

>>716660266
Have you had a similar experience?

>>716660329
I doubt that. I enjoy it less after really long periods of not fapping. I went three months once, and then I fapped and it didn't feel too amazing.
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>>716660169
Info on pic please.
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>>716660528
I prefer anything non-human
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>>716660596
oh really? which animals have you fucked and what was it like? thats still pretty fucked up tho bro
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>>716654996
Evil shit.
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>>716654409
why dragons
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>>716660610
the hardest part is finding someone that will fall in love with you, after years of stagnating, i found someone, i'm fugly with a shit personality too if that makes things any better
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>>716655065
sounds like you need to get a dog
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>>716660761
Several years ago, with my friend´s dog and a bunny once

>No greentext
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>>716660847
because even in medieval stories people slew dragons.
Guess what they brought back as a trophy, not a princess.
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>>716660847
Cuz they are fun and different.
Human dicks dont have knots or are way too small for our standards
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>>716660949
how would you compare dog pussy to human pussy? andhow did you fuck a bunny? they're fuckin tiny, surely one wouldn't be able to take a human cock.
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Nevada-tan
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>>716660847
because sometimes imagination is better than real life
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>>716660877
Well that gives me hope. My problem is that there's no one in my friend group that is still an option, and I haven't made any new friends for the past two years.
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>>716660886
Can't. I work nights and live alone. Poor thing would be bored all day.

>>716660949
How did you fuck a bunny? Grinding on it?
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Ill go to sleep with a dragon vagina on my dick and several dragon dicks in my ass.
Have fun my lovely fellas <3 :* :3
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>>716661169
ah well you could always try tinder. thing is that mostly those relationships dont work out but you could get a quick fuck easily if you wanted, there are a lotta hoes on tinder. i met my current girlfriend at school many years ago, so i've never used anything like tinder but theres nothing to lose
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>>716654996
Fuk u
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>>716661086
Its pretty much the same as a human pussy , i fucked the bunny as a kid 9-10 y o, was just curiosity, the dog was intentional
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>>716654996
:(
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>>716661318
I wish more workplaces would encourage their employees to bring their dogs to work. I got to bring mine to the office back in the day and everyone really loved having her there as a company mascot.
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can anyone tell me how Janine compares to sugar?
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>>716661418
sounds pretty fucked up tbh lmao, atleast you can't get a dogs pregnant amirite
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>>716661643

the only funny part is that they included asians.
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>>716654996
o
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>>716661597
I got a factory job. Can't have a dog around with forklifts and machinery everywhere. So, sadly, wouldn't be possible regardless.
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>>716661813

Also, Frank Lloyd fucking Wright is the signatory.
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>>716658587
fuck
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>>716661719
Indeed anon
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>>716661697
Sugar is tighter and curvier than Janine
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>>716661855
Cheer up son, you'll be unemployed soon after the robots take all our jobs!
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>>716661086
>>716661418
Dog pussy isnt even close to human pussy.
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>>716661318
Most people who own dogs also work.
It's quite normal for dogs to be home alone while their human is at work.
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>>716653324
id let roland fuck me
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>>716662103
elaborate
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>716662103
Its my opinion based on my experience with that one dog
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>>716662234
Rolands dick is amazing <3
I love being fucked by him everyday
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>>716662058
Robots here already slow down our process enough, don't think the company is eager to get more. They don't even want to pay for and replace the shitty ones we've had for 10 years.
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>>716662251
the shape, feel, and temperature are quite different.
and they are all differences you can feel with your cock.

I honestly dont think I could tell the difference between a mare and a human vag if I were just going by the feel to my cock, but with a dog you can easily feel the difference.
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Make my meme famous
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>>716662052
thanks, i already have sugar and im thinking of buying something else. sofia looks interesting
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>>716662220
If he works night shifts and spend days at school that's not a healthy environment for a dog. 8-10 hours alone time per day is the upper limit for a dog, if you only come home to sleep then you definitely shouldn't own a dog because it will be miserable.
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>>716654867
profoak.jpg

Girl or boy?
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>>716662462
this makes me want to fuck a dog, just out of curiosity. im not sure my gf would approve of me bringing a dog around to go balls deep in
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>>716661643
>restaurant
top kek. Yankees still don't know how food taste like
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>>716653324
Poly dude her with two gfs. They love bad dragon stuff.

It's hard to laugh when you're busy fapping to two girls going at it together with exotic dildos.
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>>716662462
How long do you last inside your dog

I can barely hold my orgasm back for more than a minute, it's so warm and tight and the taboo makes it insanely intense! I really wish I could keep going for longer because my dog loves it.
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>>716662462
>the shape, feel, and temperature are quite different.

Just like if you fuck two different human girls?
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>>716654996
nigger
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>>716662886
2-3 minutes average I guess.
I could go longer, but I'm mostly interested in the ending.
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>>716662901
No...not really.
I've never noticed much difference between human girls. some tightness differences but that's about it.
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>>716662697
dude, girls don't exist on the internet, of course I'm a guy.
But.. i ocasionally crossdress, so i can be whatever you want me to be <3
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>>716662886
do you cum inside your dog when you're done?
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>>716662886
You sure about that? i mean how do you know your dog is enjoiying it?
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>>716663178
Pics?
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>>716663333
nice quads, not in this thread.
sometimes i post in trap threads, not very often though.
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>>716654996
fuck off
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>>716659620
I bet her feet make me smile
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>>716663196
I always do, and in my mares too. I've never understood why people would question that.
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>>716663536
So, i suppose you clean their pussy before the action, dont you?
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>>716663271
Have you ever had, or interacted with a dog?

You can tell when they are happy or sad or mad.

why do people go completely retarded in regards to animal feelings interests and emotions when you bring up sex?

Any other time you know exactly what they are feeling or thinking.
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>>716663660
clean?
like with a wash cloth?
or douche?
no, neither.
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>>716663271
Because she keeps flirting with me, backing her butt into me and trying to lead me into the bedroom if she hasn't had any for a couple days

>>716663196
of course, there's no reason not to
she will lick herself clean and give your cock a thorough tongue bath as well after you finish, She will dribble a little the first evening but after a few days there's no evidence left for the vet to find. I think it's incredibly hot when she sleeps on her back and you fondle her pussy and your cum starts dripping out hours later :)
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>>716662512
whats a coplike
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>>716663536
So, do you got like a ranch or something? And also some animals with cocks? Gf wants some beasty fuck.
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>>716654996
Fag
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>>716654302
Its a mix of US Woodland and German Flectarn so not issued military, just another airsoft cosplayer.
>not funny or even unexpected
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>>716658968
That's very offensive to faggots
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>>716663915
I own a small farm. I only have bitches and mares, but my roommate has 2 mares and a stallion.
I think she's getting the stud gelded early next year though.

I'm not interested in boy animals.
And I dont share either.
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>>716663432
Shame. You gay only? Or would you want to join the frequent orgy that is my poly life?
>>
>look up Natascha
>find cutaway view
>none in stock
Fuck.
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>>716663867
nigger slang for
"this is what you do when you don't want to get shot by a police officer."
>>
BD dildo David
Med size and hardness
Solid black color

What ya think?
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>>716664125
Lame on both counts. It's not like we can just find any ol farm and ask...
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>>716664287
Niggerdick lover?
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>>716664287
4 got pic
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>>716664369
Well no, you get your own.

do you also just walk up to happy couples on the street and ask the guy if you can fuck his gf because you dont have one of your own?
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>>716664165
consider myself bi, and also rather monogamous, even though the thought of a well working poly sounds somewhat interesting in some aspects.

tl;dr: bi, no thx.
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>>716664391
Prob. leftovers from Black Friday sale.
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>>716654996
Covered all the bases.
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>>716660464
I was thinking more about some kind of police register
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>>716664391
>>716664542
bought it during the sale
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>>716664176
Get Hazel, it is better anyway
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>>716654996
gfhfg
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>>716664683
yeah, no, i'm clean in that regard, you?
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>>716664487
This is the internet, not the street, and I do solicit sex from people, couples and singles, with my girlfriends.

We like to fuck. It's what we do. You'd be surprised how quick you can hook up with people you just met as a triad.
>>
>>716664176
>none in stock
So? Just order a custom with a basic colour. Same price as buying from stock, unless you were hoping to buy a cheaper one with an imperfection that is. It just means you got to wait a few weeks for them to make it.
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>>716664777
Lucky trips
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>>716664535
Not just a fling? You and yours with me and mine?

If you're cute enough to be post as a trap, I'd certainly be interested.
>>
>>716664937
thanks for the offer i guess, but nope, not interested.
It's probably even more difficult as i am from germany.
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>>716664717
That looks really nice...

>>716664777
Was hoping to find something in stock that could be shipped sooner than later, but then again I need to wait anyway because $$$. The past two months have rekt me between car repairs and trips.
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>>716665103
At least 1 pic?
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>>716654996
Spook :/
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>>716665264
pls stop being creep.
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>>716663853
yeah a lot of people don't understand that most dogs will eagerly pursue sex.

I was dog sitting for this woman. Two big dogs. lab mutts. Decided to fool around with them. Put the black dog on my back and he wasn't interested after any amount of coaxing. But the cream colored dog was. with a bit of fondling and setting him on my back he went to town. Another 2 times of showing him and he learned to mount me himself. Was super eager to do it when I came by.
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>>716653324
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>>716654996
Playing is safe
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>>716653623
now we're cooking with gas
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>>716665497
deus vult
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>>716665336
FYI, dude asking for fuck with his gfs (me) is not asking for pic. Someone else asked you first a while back and you said no, so I didn't.

I just trusted you're cute if you can be an effective trap.
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>>716654996
damn
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>>716654996
shes all ready dead shit lord
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>>716655555
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>>716654409
How do you keep these clean? I'm always very thorough when douching, but my dildos always end up smelling bad after a while with no way to get rid of the smell :/
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>>716653324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWgpOUgskTY
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>>716653324
>javascript:quote('716653324');

If you think that is funny, you will die to this...
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>>716654996
K
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>>716665823
are you using ph neutral shampoo or soap when cleaning your toys after using them?
Or toy cleaner?
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>>716665823
they are made of very heat resistant silicone so you can boil them, that works pretty well for me.

its hard to make them smell perfectly neutral but at least boiling makes them hygienic and safe again,
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>>716665938
I'm most interested in what all's on the bottom shelf.
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>>716666044
>you can boil them, that works pretty well for me.
..in the pots you use for cooking your food?
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>>716666197
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>>716666197
You wash these pots, yes? And water is already boiling, yes?

I don't use these things, but I don't see the problem.
>>
>>716665823
most didlos are made of cheaper rubbers with porous surfaces. These cheap dildos are really not designed for men. You have to put a condom on most dildos. however the more expensive ones are made of silicone (like Bad Dragon's collection) which has a pretty much poreless surface and only requires dish soap to clean.
>>
>>716654996
aight
>>
>>716666197
You can buy a cock pot I guess.

but fucking lol
>>
>>716654996
fu
>>
>>716666197
You don't cook tendies in a pot dumbass!!!
>>
>>716654996
You bitch
>>
>>716666197
if you wash the dildos by hand first and wash the pot after I guess there isn't an issue

>>716666374
kek
>>
I have never seen a guy take one of those bd, is it even possible?
>>
>>716654996
cmon fag
>>
>>716666617
The Trifecta sees it done:
>Lube
>Patience
>Arousal
>>
>>716666617
you've not been on the internet very much yet, have you?
There are tons of videos, just do a web search.
>>
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>>716666197
i'm single, i don't really use my pots to cook anything other than cock soup

i'm a big fan of microwave dinners
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>>716666869
So you have a cock pot.
>>
>>716660622
Chloe Camilla
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>>716666798
been having trouble taking the med david knot. 2.5in diameter and it's almost as wide as my pelvic bone. Tons of lube and that knot still won't go.
>>
>>716666617
It takes some practice and getting used to, but if you prepare well it's actually not that difficult. I always manage to fit my Razor in just fine if I relax and work my way up to it.
It's definitely more difficult for men though, as urethras are less flexible than vaginas
>>
>>716654409
put one of the horse dicks into that asshole-thing
>>
>>716667233
>urethras
you're doing it wrong, anon
>>
Heres a question.
Not that they would but could BD sue for copyright infringement if you make money shooting porn with their dildos?
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>>716667233
>I always manage to fit my Razor in just fine
>It's definitely more difficult for men though, as urethras are less flexible than vaginas
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>>716667585
no, it's a product, you can't sue for that otherwise everyone would be getting sued left and right

>records a video new BMW
>gets ass fukt by copyright nazis

not gonna happen
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>>716653623
oh, fuck!!! lost

i REALLY, REALLY, REALLY like this image
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>>716667192
don't be a pussy you faggot
>>
wow these are really funny anons
did you find these off of reddit?
or google images?
wow dildos thats a funny meme
all of you guys are stale af please kys
-de
>>
>>716667585
>products=intellectual property
hmmmmmmm
>>
>>716667908
>kys
>-de
you're actually autistic, go back to 9gag
>>
>>716666617
Anyone have any pics of it?
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>>716667908
I'm not trying to be funny I'm just here to teach other people how to safely fuck their dogs
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>>716668179
Oh.. you are still here, have a good night sir
>>
>>716668002
>-de
DEEZ NUTS
get baited scrublord kys
-de
>>
>>716654996
oh
>>
>>716654996
pls no
>>
>>716668407
>-de
DEUS VULT
>>
>>716668407
>i got called out, now it's time to defend myself
>yet again with kys
you're fooling nobody
>>>/r/eddit
>>
>>716668491
wow thats a great ifunny meme
kys scrublord
-de
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>>716654996
p
>>
>>716668685
kuk ya wanna die nigg?
>>
anybody else ever been knotted by a dog?
what was your first time like?
>>
>>716668664
>want to purge 4chan from the cancer that is dumb kids with le memes xD through incessant bullying and hatred
>try to purge a ylyl thread with le redits memes
>get told to go back to le redits
oh
>>
>>716668685
should add an M onto the end of your tag
>-dem
don't expect much
>>
>>716668966
>le redits
not even trying
>>
>>716665497

DEUS VULT
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>>716654996
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>>716654996
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>>716654996
>>
the trolling going on is the hardest not to lose to so far
>>
>>716670879
sauce on this chick?
>>
>>716662025
Lol my nigga knows
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>>716658649
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>>716671231
nah. were actually zoophiles. no troll
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>>716671275
Brooke Lawson
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>>716671275
Dodger iirc
>>
>>716662633
Sauce and moar
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>>716654996
Heres the actual image
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>>716654996
Lol
>>
bylad
>>
>>716654996
Wtf nigger
>>
>>716658649
Fucking hell
>>
>>716658649
ppppppp
>>
>>716654996
fuuuuuuuuuuuckk yoooooooou
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>>716654409
Faggot
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