Due to lack of entertaining content in /b/, I decided to start another CiV Thread.
Rules:
Dubs or higher decide what we build. Only count the first dubs after the update, the rest will be ignored (so please, don't waste energy).
Apocalypse can only happen with quads or higher.
Number of resources dictates how many buildings we can have 1R = 1 Building.
Resource gathering buildings give 3R.
If the number of buildings exceeds the number of R we loose 10 people, we gain 5 people each round we have more R than buildings.
Please, be patient, I'm not pro at drawing.
Buildings: 0
R: 3
Population: 25
Well, let's get the glory that /b/ deserves!!
Build hunters lodge.
Is that an actual game?
Source?
Also, build lumber mill.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zXlcwQvJsng
Build chicken nugget
>>716608615
OP here, I watched this game on /b/ the first time.
build gay bar
build watchtower
build mine for jew gold
build strip club.
build wall
build town hall
build outhouse draining to water
>>716608615
reroll
>>716608376
I have to say, I really enjoy this pixelated artstyle. What are you using to paint these maps?
build a hole
>>716608925
build brothel
build glory hole
>>716609100
Ms paint!
build abortion clinic
build statue of trump
Build a mcdonald
Apocalypse please
Build cock off of the mountain wall.
>>716609399
top kek
>>716609399
Winrar
>>716609399
finally, and its a good one
>>716608782
The art looks like a gun retro game.
The villagers all suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole
>>716609843
Roll
Dinosaurs destroying said village.
>>716609843
Rolling for this
apocalypse
>>716609843
Lets go ₩¥
>>716608376
God fucking damn. That image looks comfy as fuck. Would love a game with that setting.
apocalypse nao
>>716609399
winrar
We've carved a glorious dick-totem out of the mountain wall. Praise de penis!
Buildings: Dick-totem
R: 3
Population: 30
>>716610097
For the love of phallic statutes, they need to build a saltwater refinery so they can harvest both salt and freshwater for agriculture and develop civilization.
>>716610097
fucking A now lets build something we can actually use.
build dock
Build Shrine For The Emperor
>>716610187
reroll for great fishing
Titan gate
>>716610097
Mine for iron before 10 people die from Penis God's wrath.
build another cock rock
>>716610277
penis god confirmed
Build a concentration camp for all the homos
>>716610277
winrar
Iron mine gives +3R
Buildings: Dick-totem, iron mine
R: 6
Population: 35
>>716610678
BUILD THAT WALL.
>>716610714
BUILD THAT WALL!
COMEONE EVERYONE!
BUILD THAT WALL!
BUILD THAT WALL!
>>716610678
Build Farms
>>716610739
The wall just ten feet higher!>>716610759
>>716610739
>>716610714
>>716610678
Wall off the beach
>>716610678
BUILD
that.
Waaaaallll~
>>716610678
Titan Gate
>>716610678
The villagers all suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole
>>716610829
Roll
>>716610678
gaint robot
Set fire to Penis statue
Everyone dies
>>716610829
Wants this
>>716610899
WINRAR
>>716610899
the absolute madman
>>716610678
Build dick god shrine
>>716610829
>>716610899
Wins. Lets have it OP
>>716610678
BUILD DAT WALL.
MAKE GREAT DEALS.
ISN'T IT CRAZY?!?!
ISN'T IT RIDICULOUS?
>>716610899
now i wonder how op will draw this
>>716610944
wasted dubs
>>716610944
kill me>>716610899
>>716610829
>>716610829
>>716610899
>>716610899
Come on lets go right now OP
>>716610470
Reroll
>>716610829
>>716610899
Haha OP has to do this now
>>716610944
MAKE THE WALL MASSIVE!
>>716610829
>>716610899
God fucking do this OP
>>716610829
>>716610899
Winrar. Deliver it OP
Build another dick totem to appease the penis gods wrath
>>716610829
>>716610899
Come ons! Suck the shit out of andy sixxs asshole, OP
Build a white dick totem in the sand
Make one of the villagers a serial killer and kills 2 people every turn
>>716610829
>>716610899
>>716611199
Double dubs. Come on OP lets see that log getting sucked out of andy sixxs asshole
>>716610899
winrar
Too much shit eating of that faggot makes half the population die.
-20 pop.
Buildings: Dick-totem, iron mine
R: 6
Population: 20
>>716610829
>>716610899
>>716611199
Come on OP we wanna see those villagers suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole
>>716611431
One of the villagers uses the log of shit as a dildo to fuck their pussies with and has the bacteria from the shit fertilize their egg cells and impregnate them with a retarded human shit baby
>>716611511
dude cmon
>>716611511
RIP village
>>716611511
holy shit
>>716611431
>>716611511
Well, now we all know how this thread is going to end.
>>716611546
>>716611431
Build cementary with dick shaped tombs
>>716611431
Build Harambe's home.
>>716611511
Can we try to repopulate after this? Let us not end this game so fast
Glaze in gold that Dick-totem and put a small sapphire in its head
End the game
>>716611642
Nope, everyone's dead. They were eating shit instead of dicks.
>>716611614
Rolling for this
some desert hills appear somehow, the population rushes to build Petra before it dissapears
>>716611511
Dr. Doggo's trips will negate your evil effects and build a Hospital
>>716611763
wanting this
>>716611768
COMEONE BABY
>>716611763
another roll
build a giant structure of a nigger
>>716611511
Winrar. Make it happen OP
build more cock totem
Here lies a bunch of faggots who ate shit and died.
>>716611768
Do no harm, pupper.
>>716611511
OP drlover this for us
>>716611711
WINRAR
>>716611768
SO CLOSE TO QUINTS
Remake this in new thread if all dead
>>716611511
Here OP
build whore house
>>716611763
rawl
>>716611965
off by one, oh well then
>>716611511
Make it happen OP
>>716611511
Lets have it OP
Just throw the planet into the sun while you're at it, OP.
>>716611511
god, winrar...
Ok, because of insisting on that stupidity we lost half of the population again, but now we have a retarded shit-human.
-10 pop
Buildings: Dick-totem, iron mine
A: 6
Population: 10
>>716612191
The retarded human shit babies lick eachothers assholes
>>716609976
Titan souls is pretty close to that
>>716612249
Roll
>>716612191
A vengeful angel is sent by God to wipe the slate clean and start over anew.
>>716612249
Gotta roll for dis
>>716612191
A huge nigger moves in
>>716612191
Build gold dick shrine to boost non retared villagers morale
>>716612191
Build a spike pit and throw the shit-human into it, and declare shit-eating punishable by death.
>>716612249
Come on OP
>>716612191
Make a fishing shack for food supplies
A group of cannibals destroy the village
>>716612191
Build dock
>>716612191
Welp, might as well make a time for the Lord and Savior, harambe
>>716612288
thank you sweet jesus
>>716612288
and we're dead.
>>716612249
Come on OP nooooow
>>716612288
winrar, let's reset
>>716612249
Rollzing for dis
>>716612288
instrumentality here we come
>>716612249
Gotta get dis one
>>716612288
Penis God is not amused. He shall erect a new world, and from it will come life. But first, he must send a testicle of vengeance.
>>716612191
Increase our sexual desires and saving our semen to the bitches that want to be pregnant.
>>716612249
Is a must
>>716612249
Op here
>>716612249
Needs thos
invasion of eastern goats
>>716612249
Roll for kt. Come on now
>>716612422
VILLAGE SAVED
>>716612249
Lets go right here rite nows
>>716612422
winrar
>>716612249
Thoss
>>716612249
Come and go
>>716612438
>>716612465
>>716612481
>>716612505
>>716612526
>>716612546
>>716612573
>>716612249
Need immediately
>>716612249
Comes and goes
>>716612288
JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU
>>716612888
trips confirm the apocalypse of our own design
>>716608376
Damn I love you man.
In what program did you do this?
Also>>716608895
roll
>>716611763
final roll from beyond the grave
>>716612288
winrar
The angel resets population to 25 and kills shit-human. Andy Sixx is destroyed forever. The angel cannot be sumoned again.
Buildings: Dick-totem, iron mine
R: 6
Population: 25
>>716613181
well fuck, not even close
>>716613205
One of the villagers livks the retarded human shit baby's asshole
>>716613205
Build golden dick shrine to make sure dick god will not be angry ever again
>>716613096
OP here, I use ms paint!
>>716612978
>Apocalypse can only happen with quads or higher.
>>716613254
Like this, roll
>>716613254
Rawlin
>>716613205
One of the villagers creates anime. Waifuism is now a religion.
>>716613205
Winter is coming.
Takes 2 turns to be fully covered in snow and water to freeze
>>716613254
Come on now this is it
>>716613254
retard has been killed, you stupid
Bulid Pope House
a religon is formed, the new religon helps Unite the villagers towards a common goal. build a temple.
Park a rape van in the woods
Build a mill and farms and boom in population.
Reroll Bulid Pope's house
>>716613395
reroll.
>>716613205
dig a giant hole east of the dick totem. just do it.
>>716613205
Build wood and iron mill followed with 2 farms
That would increase the population by 20 added to 25
we would have 45 villagers.
>>716613395
roll
>>716613322
winrar
Concentration camp
>>716613322
Wincest
>>716613271
Wait seriously?
I can't believe in that. Can you make a screenshot? If it's true I'm going to work on something like that.
Also build a well
>>716613322
WINRAR
>>716613375
Truck of peace comes true and kills 5 villagers and the driver rapes 2 women
>>716613479
This
Create torture place, and kill youngest female member of civ
Build the Muslim thing from Mecca
-20 intelligence
+60 violence
>>716613622
winrar
>>716613404
Rerollol
>>716613541
Roll
>>716613622
Winrar :-)
>>716613660
Reroll
rapid mating occurs, overpopulation ensues.
Population now 8,000
one of the villagers becomes a priest who by the power of god makes a trump wall appear
>>716613660
This
>>716613541
Rolling for this
>>716613622
>This
Dont forget the chimneys
Build a swimming pool next to the beach
>>716613824
yes
>>716613541
Rollll
>>716613660
Rol
a plague of autism hits the town
>>716613660
Check em
>>716613970
reroll
>>716613660
Reerooll
>>716613322
winrar
The winter is coming, and our totem looks happy.
Cold makes us lost 3R
Buildings: Dick-totem, iron mine
R: 3
Population: 30
>>716614011
Winrar
>>716613254
This villager is tied to the dick totem. They are then beaten to an inch of their life. Then, they are raped by the males in the village. Then, they are flayed alive. Then, they get salt thrown on them, and they are left to die crucified on the totem.
>>716613316
roll
Woodcuter n' Forester House
we are not scared of winter anymore
+R
>>716614011
WINERIES
>>716614052
build sweet beach hut
Build better housing for the coming winter!
>>716614052
Build a well and go hunting to collect food.
>>716614122
WINRAR
>>716614122
You fool, now they are all going to freeze.
>>716614137
Rolling for this
>>716614155
Winrar
>>716614122
winrar
>>716614137
rerol
>>716614122
/thread
>>716608376
can u plz build the wall??? Dubbs plz
>>716614137
roll
>>716614011
Winner
Three horny niggers moves into village
>>716614011
Win
>>716614137
rol
>>716613622
>This
Dont forget this dub
>>716613458
roll
>>716614137
roul
>>716614011
Dubz
>>716614137
this
>>716614011
>>716614122
OP IS DEAD
>>716614137
roll
also op is dead?
>>716614534
>>716614551
give him time, hard to process this autism
>>716614011
Come on OP how hard is it time draw a box
>>716614122
winrar
Everyone stays at home fapping to waifus, we lost all de resources.
Buildings: Dick-totem, iron mine
R: 0
Population: 20
>>716614724
TO*
>>716614011
WINRAR
>>716614753
Build a juice bar
build glorious giant snowman and attach dick-totem onto him
>>716614137
ROOOOOLL
>>716614216
Nope their anime body pillows will keep them warm
>>716614753
Go chop some wood for resources
>>716611907
quads for apocalypse you moron
Build barracks and brothel (we need more citizens for army service)
OP here, only the first dubs after the update count, THE REST WILL BE IGNORED.
>>716614900
Winrar, but no resources.So how do we build it
>>716614753
It rains nanomachines from deep space, and they process the snow and dirt into small dick-shaped croppings of minerals.
>>716614753
Bouw een windmolen.
>>716614900
dis winrar
>>716614404
>>This
>Dont forget this dub
Adolf is not pleased.
oh come on