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8th Thread, Come on anon, finish this as you promised

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8th Thread,
Come on anon, finish this as you promised
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melbourne sucks. op is an abo faggot.
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where's the unusual hairy ballsack?
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>>716604531
Come on paint-equipped /b/ we know your still out there
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>>716604860
You mean Mr. Bait?
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>>716604860
He "got picked up by the cops," but claims they let him go. Of course, he's a faggot, won't deliver, and is bitching out...like everyone else here.
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>>716604531
Story?
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>>716605079
Assailant here. He was breath tested and failed so had to go down to the station for a blood test. They said I can pick him up so I'm taking his car there now. Not so easy to drive and browse /b/.
We rolled through a stop sign as a patrol car was rounding the corner.
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play with kangaroos you ausfag
also saged
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>>716605111
>Op says that he will throw a fan out his window if 4chan delivers on counting to ten
>4chan delivers
>Op does not
>4chan pinpoints his location
>Anon en route to paintfuck his house
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>>716605353
Suuuuuure...
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>>716605353
sounds like bullshit...
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>>716605493
yeah considering nobody in Australia calls cop cars "patrol cars"
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>Op says that he will throw a fan out his window if 4chan delivers on counting to ten
>4chan delivers
>Op does not
>4chan pinpoints his location
>Anon comes up with an exagerated lie about paintfucking his house and now more lies about why it won't happen
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Kek this thread got me b& twice today but I'm back.
Guess I'm a gluten for punishment.
Must be something to do with my femdom/feet fetish?
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>>716605423
Location?
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>>716605583

>i'm a gluten
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>>716605111
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Cpt._Jackass/Fan_Anon
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>>716605353
itt everyone bitches on anon for bailing
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Managed to get a pic before they took my wingman.
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>>716605760
God speed blue pepe.
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>>716605760
wtf am i looking at?
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>>716605760
a pic of what exactly?
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>>716605637
that wiki page is more entertaining than the actual threads

topkek
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>>716605829
The flashing lights. I'm at the station now. They said processing and testing will take about 15 more minutes.
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>>716605633
It means I'm greedy.
Merry crimbo anon.
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>>716605923
the word you were looking for was glutton, lmao
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>>716605897
pic or it didn't happen
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>>716605760
Lol
Come on
Make better fake pics plz
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>>716605897
Not if he's drunk.
Even if he's sober I predict a long wait.
Good job you're a faggot and are at home about to get tucked into bed by your mummy.
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Just about to leave. He was just over the legal limit, by a cunt hair.
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>>716605897
you're a fucking liar. they don't call them stations in australia. processing isn't an australian word. testing is an exclusive american word. fuck you. lying amerifag.
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>>716605969
>te
>tto
Why do you give a fuck? You can't even create full sentences anon.
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>>716606177
there's a closed garage door in front of your car
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>>716606278
That's where the cop car went in.
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>>716606255
because gluten is a protein found in wheat
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We're leaving right now. Be 15 minutes.
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>>716606455
take a picture out your window, you fucking twat.
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>>716606177
He needs to be sober to be charged.

>>716606278
Good spot but we already know the fag is lying anyway.

>>716606342
Quit whilst you're ahead anon. Look what happened to the last lying faggot and learn from it.

>>716606390
DILLIGAF
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>>716606455
so your car magically changed into a different car?
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>>716606455
hey im heading there too
can we meet up
i brought a friend along is it cool?
i have nothing on i guess i can just shit or pee on his door lol
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>>716606569
just stop with the lying, literally no one is falling for it
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>>716605583
>gluten for punishment
Unexpected kek
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>>716606569
please let this be true
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>>716606569
this car is LHD, are you even trying anon
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>>716604531
just ordered to his address 5 large pepperonies
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>>716606643
I literally baited countless anons for the last 5 threads. In all honestly I'm sitting in front of the computer at 06:29 having another glass of Merlot.
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>>716606674
Was just about to say that.

>>716606655
What's the big deal with my spelling, you can still read what it says.
I've never seen /b/ act this FB fag before

#/b/'sHitAnAllTimeLow
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Don't believe the guys above
im not associated with any of them i always act alone
just had a little problem with an officer
asked what i was doing with paint and balloons
i had to come with reasons like midnight party or some shit but unfortunately he didnt buy it
he confiscated all my shit
so im going back home and get another paint can and balloons
this is still on i promise anon trust me i'll be updating soon with a pic give 15 mins
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>>716606931
Newfag. Grammar and spelling used to be important here and people would get their shit called out.
The influx of phonefags has changed that because now people rarely use capitals, and punctuation. They have also started using acronyms because typing out full words is too hard on a phone with an entire keyboard and 3 pages of punctuation marks.
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oh fucking cunt
my phone's also acting up again
it drained the fucking battery (fuck i should get a new one)
i have to charge it up again a little so i can take pictures
make it 20-25 mins
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>>716606971
ill bite
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>>716606971
Don't fail us now anon.
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>>716606931

>gluten for punishment
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>>716607104
So?
What do you want, a fukun medal?
How dare they call me out on spelling without proper grammar and punctuation.
The very nerve.
Also only newfags say newfag, KYS.
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>>716607459
Way to prove his point newfag.
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>>716606971
Cops don't confiscate stupid, innocuous belongings. They legally cannot do so unless they're illegal or you've been detained.
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>>716607459
fucking*, also
>critiques people for not making proper sentences
>doesn't form proper sentences
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>>716607527
they do here in australia fool
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>>716607516
Explain?

>>716607562
LOL

I do make myself kek sometimes.
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>>716605666
Check'd
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>>716607562
Nigger, read all the quoted posts before you start waving your jew nose in things.
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>>716607680
No they fucking don't, you fucking moron. Unless you're living in an uncontacted tribe somewhere with clown police riding Kangaroos in the Outback, the police are not your parents.
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>>716607771
Thanks anon but I think I got this.
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>>716604531
Lets keep this thread bumping
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>>716606971
Still waiting for this faggot
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>>716608739
Dont die on me
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Had to go to a christmas diner so did we properly dox OP?
Do we have a name, street adress, phone number?
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>>716609174
just the adress
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Alright boys. Just got back from the cop shop. It's fucking 05:00 so I'm going to have a shower and turn in. I will start a new thread at 22:00 EST if I get my time difference right and I will blast that building with paint and water balloons.
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>>716609151
Gogo comeon
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>>716609386
will be waiting for it
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>>716606971
>>716607527
>>716607680
>>716607883
2 thing you wanna look up. Basically apply to all countries which aren't ruled by monkeys.
>Reasonable suspicion
>Imminent danger
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>>716609699
Can't deliver. Just got arrested in the hallway from my room to the shower for indecent exposure. Court date is set 2 days from now and I have to remain in custody until then.
Lost 250 GBP's too.
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>>716609859
the fuck
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lol I just think its funny how you fags say you got stopped by a cop who so happened to search your car and take your " water balloons and paint" I find this bullshit and ur not going to deliver. no cop would ever take your paint and water balloons unless you had a bunch of coke or heroin inside them. I call bs
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on way to Melbourne will repost thread in about 3 hours
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>>716610353
>5 am
>light
areyoueventrying?
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>>716610353
goodbye, thread
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>>716610003
Day took ma watar balllooons!
What's so hard to believe anon?
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>>716610534
Ever heard of a time zone faggot?

>>716610353
God speed anon.
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>>716610708
its 5:26 in australia you cockmongler
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on way faggots keep the thread bump
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>>716610821
this, sunrise is soon
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On my way faggots keep thread alive
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>>716611081
NOT EVEN TRYING MAN
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>>716611300
anon delivers!!!
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>>716611300
Check em dubs
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>>716610821
>>716610534
its 6.37 here about to change time zone soon
weather getting bad to
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>>716611300
Bump for anon.
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Newfag just keeps posting pictures from Google.

Go home guys, nothing to see here anymore
/thread
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>>716611844
DUBS
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>>716611844
Ultimate newfag /threads own post.
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keep making threads guys it's still late night here
i'll do it in the morning
trust me it'll be legendary
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>>716611691
"rainy day in seattle" new computers have reverse image search option with one click stop posting fag pics. google it
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>>716612246
You think I'm an idiot but I ain't the one sat researching this shit.
The threads dead.
The dox was hours ago.
Retards keep creating threads so I keep finding them and winding normies up.
Oh and if you think there was 7 threads, that was me too.
God speed you adorable little fags.
You're like fluffy kitten versions on anon, all of you.
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on my way anons
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>>716612686
wow what a plot twist you sure played us
oh what am i gonna do now
we never would've guessed
your acting as a mentally handicapped person was so convincing
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>>716613139
Why are you still chowing down on bait?
I just told you what it was and you just carried on eating it?
I'm out
Enjoy the rest of your xmas anons.
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>>716612686
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>>716613376
>it was all joke guys im not really retarded
>HAHA baited lololol epic bait
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>>716613380
>>716613619
Shame it's true....
The actual win/dox/raid was fun but you idiots just kept turning up.
Not my fault all you cool kids think turning up late to every party is the style nowadays.
You also missed needle chan, roll dubs and I'll dump as a form of apology for wasting so much of your time.
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>>716614295
rollin
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>>716614295
>im out
>still here

i dont why im still here either
maybe because its fun talking to another autist
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>>716614499
check em
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>>716614499
Damn I just caused myself work.
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why am i still here
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thanks for delivering btw
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more dubs required for more.
I'm too lazy, I thought i was fin entertaining retards.
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moar pls
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>>716615601
dubs or the set dies with the thread. Hehe, still spoon feeding bait.
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>>716615787
Cummon, who wants the set?
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>>716616442
i
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>>716617550
Getto rolling then.
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>>716618051
ROLL
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rolls
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