Who would win?Goku or Jesus? Discuss,please.

>>716602837
No one, they would just agree to not fight.

>>716602918
Fag.

>>716602837
obv goku.
Jesus would try to do some fagget shit butt buddies bs and ask goku if he wants some of this holy water he turned to wine. but goku is pissed cuz jesus uses a religious platform to destroy humanity slowly but surely.

>>716602837
anyone that chooses goku is delusional

>>716602837
>doesn't know gohan is stronger than his dad

Goku would get his ass kicked

At least gohan would have a fighting chance

>>716603516
it just matters the time frame if were talking actual char strength

>>716603516
but goku ctually continued his training
gohan just stopped, and his great potential sort of just fizzled away
>not sure if they made him stronger again in Super, im not bothering to watch that

>>716602918
fpbp

It's just like goku v superman. It depends on who's writing for Jesus.

>edge

>Jesus turns water into wine
>roughly 70% of Goku's body is now wine
>he passes out and dies from alchoho poisoning
/thread

>>716602837
Jesus is a pacifist, like Christians are SUPPOSED to be. If Goku had reason to kick J-Dawg's ass, he'd win.

>>716603974
kek

>>716604202
Jesus would beat Goku with a table leg and send an army of warrior angels to slice him up with their flaming swords.

Do you even bible?

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>>716602837
Jesus can autorez. Goku requires 7 balls.

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>>716602837

jesus a skinny dirty sandnigger who fooled a lot of ppl
goku is a draw
>Jesus uses wrap paper
>It's very effective!
>Jesus dies by desert dehidratation!

Goku is a work of fiction. Jesus is a real human who lived 2000 years ago. Jesus wins with the fact that he is a real person.

>>716604584
Hey cool I forgot about that.

>>716604668
What if you throw a boxed set of Dragon Ball DVDs at Jesus's head?

>>716604202
Yeah but Jesus can punish if he gets mad, like when he destroyed the market in the temple. Also jesus has passive rebirth after 3 days from his death so he is in a way immortal.

>>716604777
deserved trips

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>>716604777

>>716604668
Jesus didnt really walk on water

>>716604608
>goku is a draw

Top kek my man

>>716604910
Well,and Goku don't exist.Don't overthink man,this never will happen.

>>716604910
If Jesus wants to have built in hover boots, he fucking can.

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>>716605276
The real trick is He didn't walk on the water the way you think He did. See, every step froze the water around Him and created an ice bridge.

The nigga couldn't even take out a few roman soldiers. Goku wins easily.

>>716604668
>jesus is real
lol

>>716605657
>Froze water
>In Israel
>In desert

Nigga,wtf is your trip?

>>716606027
I think we're talking about Jesus Super Jew lv2

>>716602837
Watch funny vid
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zXlcwQvJsng

>>716605657
That's cold
>>716606115
>froze water
>with his feet

>>716603516
do you know the manga continue after cell saga ? faggot

>>716604423
Can they even instant transmission?

>>716606422
prolly

>>716606422
Jesus can evry FUCKIN thing that he wants,"he is God".

>>716602918
Goku lives to fight

>>716606626
Can he draw squared circle?
Can he create a rock he can't lift?

>>716606671
Exactly, If Goku hears the name God or Son of God then like the dumbass he is, he would assume that Jesus is another God of Destruction so he'd try to fight Jesus. If Goku knew that Jesus is not a fighter then he wouldn't try to

>>716606671
Jesus fights so that you may live.

Nobody, becurse Jesus dosn't exist

>>716607328
Neither does Goku, weeb trash.

>>716607328
Okay, Satan. We heard you all the other times you said that.

>>716602837
obiously Jesus i mean goku is not real

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>>716608452
>jesus
>real

>>716604699
im a newfag what is it?

>>716609044
I don't think it's disputed that Jesus existed. What's up for debate is his nature, being holy or not, the son of God or a just a prophet.

>>716609510
no it really is
>flat earth
>living in a simulatuon
>validity of Christ's earthly existence

>>716609393
my childhood

>>716602837
Post or Pre crucifixion Jesus?

>>716610255
Post.

Jesus "Son of God" almighty.

>>716603974
lol gg well played

>>716606984
Yeah,he can,he transformed water in wine you little bitch.

jesus is really attractive je

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>>716610255
During the crucifixion.
>my dad can beat up your dad

>>716610447
Faggot.

>>716604808
it only happens if jesus has enough mana to use his ultimate

>>716608452
using this logic i can win a battle vs jesus because i'm alive and him not

>>716610836
No.Jesus is more powerufl than you.

>>716611229
*powerful.

>I'm sorry.

>>716611284
>>716611229
are you sure ?
I'm really powerful

>>716609510
>I don't think it's disputed that Jesus existed
you cant fully prove or disprove that he existed. just because he is in a book doesnt fully prove that he was alive at one point

>>716612142
Ja.

>>716612142
OH MY GOD!

You are Jesus Christ?!

kamehameha vs. water to wine
what do you think? but jesus comes back every 3 days..

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Goku b/c Jeebus isn't real

https://youtu.be/Mu755Ph8Woo