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Why do midget exist /b/? I don't understand I don't

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Why do midget exist /b/?

I don't understand

I don't get it

I just don't know how or where the rest of their body went

Can someone explain how these midgets under 5'10 even exist or live outside of 20 years?
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Be taller than the girl you want to screw, the end.
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>>716595611
Girl here, does not work like this, please leave you midget enabler.
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>>716595545
I'm 5'6"
Can I still grow /b/?
> 20
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>>716595660
> girl here
OK
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>>716595545
to be fair I dont want any girl over 5'5", in fact my ideal girl is under 5'

i'm 5'10"
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>>716595671
It's over
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>>716595671
yes hang weights from your penis
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>>716595545
This thread again..

FPBP.
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>>716595545
height dosent matter as long as your girl is shorter than you shes gonna think your tall.
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>>716595828
>>716595816
ive been drinking pediasure...and nothing. guess yall are right. i just wanted 2 inches.
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>>716596298
are you 5 or just retarded?
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>>716596298
you need to accept it
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>>716595545
What's wrong op did a short guy cucked you or something?
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>>716596671
How does it feel knowing the air you breathe in is coming straight from the ass of non-midgets? Like literally you're walking face level your whole life breathing in farts, or is it something you're just used to by now?
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go back to /fit/ OP
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>>716596392
it wasnt in hopes of growing, my sister wont drink em if i dont. but i can hope.
>>716596462
and i just dont want to bw the oldedt and shortest
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i'm 5' 7", my fiance is 4'11", she sez i'm almost too tall, op is a faget
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ITT: OP DROPPING TRUTHBOMBS AND MIDGETS GETTING MAD & IRATE

LIKE A CHIHUAHUA TO AN ANKLE!!!
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>tfw 6'2 7" but mixed hispanic

god sure likes to play cruel jokes
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>>716597282
well if youre doing it for family then that is acceptable.

just be happy with who you are, also most guys finish growing by 22.

>>716597484
awesome, good on you.
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>>716597682
Well guess your right, can't do anything now.
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>>716595545
wow, u r such a retard
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>>716597837
you couldnt do anything before either, most girls are around 5 feet tall as is so dont even worry about that.
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im 6foot5, suck it. 8 inch penis.
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>>716597184
When you say that, do you imagine the face of the short guy who cucked you?

Btw I'm 1.89 (in a non retarded metric) but if I had to choose between being short or being a faggot cuck like yourself, I'd go with short.
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I come from a family of homonculi (semi midgets if you will) yet I am still shorter than most
I stopped growing two years ago (when I was 17)
Although I got into puberty late I stopped growing fairly early, if I was a normal case I'd grow until 22 atleast

I've been thinking wether or not I should take growth hormone
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ITT OP DROPS THE TRUTH BOMBS
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>>716598257
Forgot to add my life was a misery since I wasformed in my father's ballsack
They said since I am still relatively young there should be no major complications but there are certain risks nonetheless
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>>716595545
8" cant fit in a toilet roll
i thing girls look at that more than height
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>>716598349
why did you think it would be a good idea to spend time drawing that?
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>>716595545
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HhO_X28GmdE

Midgets disgust md
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>>716595545
I'm 1.87 (6,1) can i get a free pass?
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>>716595660
TITS OR GTFO
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>>716598506
Depends, what's your height little man?
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>>716595660
get out of here Taylor.
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>>716598535
8"
TITS OR GTFO
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>>716598501
188 or 189 but i still have another growth spurt
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>>716595660
Femanon here
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Height is no where near as important as money and social status, just make sure you get a good job out of college and you're good.
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>>716598535
do it for me i'm 6'2-3"
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>>716598349
>>716598478
He's so unapologetically proud of it too.
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>>716598918
very true
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>>71659554OP is a short guy looking for validation
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>>716595545
>Why do midget exist /b/?
To give failures like yourself one thing to brag about and a reason to live.
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>>716595660
kys
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>>716599056
>>716598349
>>716595545
Samefagging your own thread this hard..
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My girlfriend is taller than me and we have sex about every other day.
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>>716597184
LOL have fun with your bad back fgt
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>>716597521
>I'm in highschool
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>>716600369
Settle down fluffy
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>>716598028
5'8'' 8inch dick. It looks bigger on me.
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>>716600409
Gb2 class jr.
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>>716600525
The only thing junior in this thread is your height
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>>716598349

E P I C

P

I

C
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T R U T H B O M B S
R R
U U
T T
H H
B B
O O
M M
B B
S S
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jesus fucking christ i haven't seen a truth bomb this destructive since fucking nagasaki, midgets absolutely BTFO in this thread
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>>716601256
Nope
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Holy shit I'v never seen a thread with op so desperately samefagging and complimenting his own bad jokes.
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>>716595545
>tfw 5'8" and have a girlfriend
DO NOT LISTEN TO THESE MORONS. THERE IS A GIRL FOR EVERYONE.
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>tfw 6'10 and /fit/
>tfw no gf
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>>716595545
6'4" master race reporting in to tell you that height does not matter
I've seen 5'7" guys get more pussy than me
Height has very little to do with how girls see you
General appearance and personality mean more
And both of mine are fucking awful
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>>716595545
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>>716601672
Any proof to backup these wild and absurd claim or just another lying midget trying to be a 'big man' over the internet?
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>>716602259
>Proof for samefagging
Holy shit is this your first day on 4chan? Welcome aboard faggot.
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This shit only exists on the internet. I'm 5'8" and my girlfriend is 5'10". I actually prefer taller girls than me
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what girls think about short guys
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>>716602395
>I'm 5'8"
>I actually prefer taller girls than me

..... you don't exactly get a choice with your size m8, lucky you like it.
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>>716595545

im 6'1" (186cm) OP, i thought im good
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>>716598229
Obvious 5'8" detected
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>>716595671
I'm 20 and 5'6 too , I learned that epiphyseal plates closure occurs between 19 and 21 , so there might be a little hope but I wouldn't count on it .
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SIZE DOESN'T MATTER
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I am 6 Ft 7 in. It's too tall for alot of women.
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>>716605266
As a literal giant, can confirm this is an issue.

Being too tall isn't all its cracked up to be.
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>>716605374
And I don't fit in most cars that are worth driving.
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>>716595671
If you're lucky you might gain an extra inch.
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>>716602633
>all niggers and spics
>same type of bitches who bitch about men who won't date fat, black/brown and over 30 women
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>>716595545
>>>/fit/
Sorry pal did a manlet take your girl? Suck for you
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>>716595660
>Bitch asks for reasons
>Recieves a valid reason
>bitch wont take it
talking about being an american whats next you are the ones that say Trump its not my president?
Gentlement welcome to /b/
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>>716605051
HARD WORK PAYS OFF
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>>716595545
I'm 5'9" and I have a fiancé sooooo yeah
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>>716595545

oh well, thats ok i guess, i can just die alone, why not
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>>716602633
They seem extremely vapid. would you want to date a women like that manlet or not?
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