non-porn webms American eat trash they be.

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>>716591856
I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,

I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,

Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,

I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.

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She'll regret that tattoo as soon as she starts looking for a job.

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>>716591856
I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,

I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,

Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,

I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time...

>>716591856
Thats mexico.

>>716592136
But why?

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>>716592038
>>716592143

>>716592136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkjrOssNAEc

>>716592042
That's... very visibly not a tattoo.

>>716591856
This is a +1 version of a popular street food in Mexico.

Is this whole thread stupid as fuck? Should i stop reading while I'm ahead?

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>>716592042

>>716592201
Meme webm/gif in which they shopped out the bungee cord and change the filename to something inflammatory, usually about ISIS

>>716592688
>read the filename first like a good anon
I guess that was supposed to scare me

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1/2

"Let's take him down by the books, guys!"

>>716593072
Goddamn, I forgot this happened.
>Dumb nigger fires gun at random in busy place
>Cops arrive and just run him over instead of using bullshit protocol

>>716592945

Hold up wasn't fat boy happy to get porked by the chocolate stabber?

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>>716592945

Here is the whole thing with sound:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24lrSguuk9E

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>>716593252

2/2

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This HAS to be fake! The ammo line-up is much longer than the clip.

>>716593442
What the fuck...

>>716593817
Ammo in a clip isn't stored in a straight line. It's stored in more of a zig-zag pattern so it actually would work.

>>716593817
magazine

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>>716593817
the individual cartridges aren't in that line anymore, they are offset stacked

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>>716593817
the bullets are staggered. so are the bits.

>>716593518
Dude got lucky he walked away from that and was only arrested on weapon charges.

>>716594306
Youve be bamboozled, sir. He knows

>>716593972
Holy fuck. I'm 6ft and 220lb... what the hell am I doing with my life. I need to go to the gym.

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>>716594453

>Dude got lucky he walked away from that

Looks more like he's flying to me.

>>716594599
SHEEEEEEIT you got me. Dubs checked.

>>716592038
jesus christ. every thread doesn't need this.

also you are a fucking faggot and I hope you die in a fire.

>>716594656
do you know what caused the fire

>>716591856
disgusting

>>716593742
what the fuck IS this

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>>716594373
>TFW no Torx bullets.

>>716594890

Probably had gasoline over the car when he tried to fill up the car being drunk, and then tried to light a cigarette in the car and the fumes caught fire.

>>716594529
an inspiration to us all.

>>716592688
Al Coritz, Viper Keeper i believe is where this is from. Good youtube channel

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>>716594890

>do you know what caused the fire

>>716595090
wait how are they all the same person

>>716594984
For when precision needs precision.

>>716595090
young brunette succumbs to peer pressure

>>716593980
>in a clip
REEEEE
IT'S MAGAZINE

>>716595394
shoulda not stopped and just killed him.

>>716593442
provoking the wrong one. it was bound to happen

>>716595217
>floridian woman
>euro plates

i dont think so .

>>716593742
Awesome

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>>716595350

Thx man! I've been asking for that one in several threads no to no success.

>>716595217
>Florida woman

Those are some funny looking tags for Florida.

>>716593980
A clip? A clip... you worthless faggot

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>>716595531

>>floridian woman
>>euro plates
>i dont think so .

Then think again.

Let's get posting faggos

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>>716595558

Wtf?

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>>716594948

If you curl your tongue up there's a little piece of skin that connects it to the bottom of your mouth. You can reach in there and feel the webbing. If you cut that webbing you can extend your tongue like this girl. Some people are just born without it, but others like Gene Simmons from KISS have it surgically cut on purpose.

>>716595558
omg did he died?

>>716595831
He said to himself, I dun fucked up no.. Boom!

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>>716595350
anyone got the link to the one with sound please

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>>716596185

Donald Trump failed the mirror test too.

>>716596292

nice, story?

>>716596185
Literally just looked up cal chaos, fagal.
https://youtu.be/NX9wHZSRTl0

>>716596223
I haven't seen this since BangedUp had it over a decade ago.

>>716594599
Nice dubs. Does the other pigs come back after the one gets snatched because they wish to save their mate or are the looking for the food that was thrown now that the other pig is out of the way?

>>716591962
What does your dad do?
He jerks off the losers at the local fight club


Niggers =/= culture

>>716593817
>>716593980
>>716594175
>>716594306
>>716594373
STANAG 5.56 magazines are double stacked. Double stacked. FFS

>>716591856
first time ive ever seen someone treat doritos like some fuckin gourmet shit

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>>716595574
she qt af

>>716595090
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>716595574
no srsly, what was that shot?

>>716596863
Not gonna lie, I'd eat it

>>716591962
niggers doing nigger things

>>716595494
r u fokin retarded?

>>716596146
no he was fine, couple bruises.

>>716595574
what was it?

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>>716596925
she was having blood taken, and had a fit
to see someone having one (especially someone you know) is scary as fuck

>>716594529
what was the 3rd thing she did?

>>716595641
I die men jajajajaja

>>>716596925
>to see someone having one (especially someone you know) is scary as fuck

Fucking horrifying man my brother has it

>>716597480
Did she died?

>>716597618
Replied to wrong person what a shitty app

>>716592042
Permanent marker really is permanent be careful when drawing guys

>>716592403
Hey doc I just wanted a little off the tip

>>716597663
RIP

>>716596088
so his buddy just watches him die?

I'd force him forwards or force him back, hell i'd do something

>>716597663
Nothing is permanent, Not even a real tattoo is. Not even this Universe.

>>716592688

That's a bad Mr. Snek!

>>716597157
um. no?

r u fokin british? same thing.

>>716597724
I got some clickable sharpie pens for Christmas anon I'm scared to even open the package

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>>716597655
lol, i got ya though

>>716597652
I so. It'd make it more hot

>>716592758

Niggers...

>>716595641
HAHA! Fuck!

>>716597895
That's a dragon egg

>>716593442

WORLDSTAR!!!!!1111

>>716593436

Looked like he was willing until they had an audience.

>>716598006
Hahaha everyone can hate on niggers. It brings us together(':

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>>716597797
just noticed the door was opened

>>716597895
gall stone or kidney stone, either way you dont want that huge thing in your body

>>716594948

Lesbian's dream.

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>>716591962
looks funny to an untrained eye but makes sense if you have a sub cranial hemorrhage you can counter act it with a sub trouseral homorage to divert the blood flow from the head to the penis thus limiting swelling and the brain damage that follows

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>>716594373

>>716598128
What did she mean by this?

>>716594529

"How old are you?"

"28."

>>716597812
https://iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country

>you have a below average iq

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>>716598138
i thought it was a bar of soap that a dog had swallowed

>>716598208
I laughed a little at first but then started thinking about it and it really does make sense in terms of bloodflow.

>>716594529

Don't cut my Social Security!

>>716598377
christ

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>>716598208

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVUJTH8i5C0&t=20s

>>716597878
Not a necrophiliac. Just curious. This webm is quite hot though...

>>716598214
Would love to hear the story behind trailer park trash here.
>>716598323
Nignogs man they fucked up

>>716598214
This shit gets me every time.

>Buckles under her own weight
>Starts trying to punch the kids arm
>Takes some rogue blows from a shirtless assailant
>Iggy Pop breaks it up then shows some serious movement to make his attackers think twice

>>716598282
Using lighter to see if tank is full.
kek

>>716595861

Goddamn. Just one more reason to avoid skiing.

>>716598766
Ehh you're safe if you stay on designated slopes

>>716596161

Sometimes bouncers aren't punks.

>>716598295
Are you saying that the UK has a below average IQ? It's 7th highest according to your chart.

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Just wondering how Trump is planing to make THIS "great again"?

>>716596223

Those are really the whores Putin locked up?

>>716594274
>
this is what happens when you act like a faggot on a motorcycle

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>>716598664
knees heavy palms sweaty moms spaghetti

>>716598967
gotta be b8 cause nobody's that retarded who can actually read

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>>716598998
With any luck, employment requirements.
Here's a pic of an Amerifat robbing an Amerifat working at a bank. Probably ran out of money for cheeseburgers

>>716592758
Imagine if that was your sister. Legit think I'd murder the guy

>>716599080
is that a cougar?

>>716599249
Aint that is the fat coon form The Wire?

>>716599292
No, a Cougar is a middle aged woman who preys on young men

>>716598214
Looks just like Africa but they're white wtf? where's this?

banned?

>>716598664

He couldn't pay his bill, so the restaurant took their spaghetti back.

>>716598491
its just a prank, bro

>>716599334

Prop Joe?

>>716599639
The fat coon from The Wire.

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>>716599428
what did you post this time anon?

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>>716599688

Yeah. Proposition Joe.

>>716599751

Shit Dora does when she's not exploring.

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>>716599639

>>716594096
So gay

>>716599817
I would explore Dora if she looked like that.

>>716599868

kek

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>>716600015

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>>716599751
>Muhammad Ali the cat

Nah nothin, I called out a mod on his bullshit a couple times, I guess i upset him because I got banned, lol.

>I am not a sicko

>>716595327
She would succumb to my pressure as well.

>>716591856
Nigger that shit looks delicious. Not even joking.

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>>716600122

>>716591856
All it needs is chimoy and then that'd be the shops near me.

>>716600276
coolest character in any tv show EVER (imo)

I fucking DARE you to name somebody cooler then Omar

(inb4 lame responses)

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>>716600493

Still can't believe that little kid capped him. I was like pic related.

>>716600493
The Wire was fucking shit but Omar was the realest nigger.

>>716595217
Probably a car that runs on or is carrying I
LP gas that sprung leak.

>>716600618
I ain't going to lie, I lost my shit a little when I saw that scene

>>716600645
>The Wire was fucking shit
ok kiddo

>Omar was the realest nigger.
Cool character alright

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>>716595558
>human cannonball

>>716600935
>>716600618
No I am lying, I lost my shit a lot

>>716596161
>How to get 10 to life in prison

>>716593742
Kizz

>>716600935
The Wire was shit. Season 2 was a steaming pile of dog turd. I honestly had to force myself to watch it for 4 seasons. It's overrated to say the least.

>>716596600
>Cop went babubabu
>Guy wanted to drive into a parking lot(claimed it in a interview, cop had no idea at the time)
>Cop assumed he was going to try and drive off, being on a cycle he'd outrun the Cop.
>Cop bumps his ass.
>Cop now on full rage mode cause he has dented his cop car and has to fill 10page report
>Assumes the worst and premptivly to kick him in the chinchin.

>>716601003
Does America have the worst legal and justice system of any first world country?

We will count America as a first world country for the sake of this question.

>>716596223
God bless these women

>>716597895
Should rename
>How Hand Sope is made

>>716593742
I need her

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>>716601142

Oh you're so superior, yurofaggot.

>>716601154
Not funny man. He dislocated his shoulder, fractured his elbow, broke his tailbone and suffered 3 broken ribs and eternal bleeding. He was put in an induced coma for 2 days.

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>>716596600
Fat porker living out his high school fantasy of being important and in charge.

>>716601041
That's cute kid, keep it up

http://www.wga.org/writers-room/101-best-lists/101-best-written-tv-series/list
http://www.empireonline.com/movies/features/best-tv-shows-ever/
http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/best-written-tv-shows

>>716593972
I need her

>>716601313

t. BLM

>>716601301
I'm not from Europe.

>>716601370

Oh. Leaf or Ozfag then?

>>716592038
go away grey knight, back to your basement

>>716601330
Only Americans rate The Wire so highly.

>>716601239
>Sope

Fucking christ.

>>716601417
No.

>>716600145
>What hell looks like

>>716594890
IIRC, guy had a make-shift meth lab in the car.

Or at least all the flammable supplies to make meth were in the car.

>>716601366
I smell pork

>>716598622
The story behind the trailer park trash here is homeless/addict/native american peoplegoing at it because of some crack related brawl. It's in Montreal, outside of "Mont-Royal" subway station.In the summer.

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>>716601476

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>>716601460

>>716595394
>that last shot to send him on his way
lost.

>>716601460
Oh I almost forgot! Name your top 5 shows

>you won't cause your a pussy, even on the internet

>>716598208
>sub trouseral

>>716594529
I'd chew on her wrinkly piss flaps

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>>716599723

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>>716601123
kek

>>716601154
and that's how the Vietnam war was lost

>>716601123
>the ass was fat

>>716599292
Jaguar or Leopard. This must have been filmed in some third world shithole.

>>716601707
The Sopranos
Dogfights
Seinfeld
King Of The Hill
Band Of Brothers

I don't know why you're getting insulted about my opinion of a show you like.

>>716597480
moar?

>>716594890
nerve gas

>>716595558
Rocketmaaaaaaan

>>716602047
No my sweet, I'm not insulted by an internet stranger, you are just (simply) objectively wrong.

3/5 of those are great shows, you can figure out which ones I mean because it's obvious.

>>716602338
>>you won't cause your a pussy, even on the internet

You sure m9?

>>716595090
>Nice selfie. Where are you?
I'm watching the game.

>>716596119
I need her

>>716601100
So this is why people in America want to carry guns?

>>716600145
Whoa. Story?

>>716602409
Yeah that was a little bit of crafted motivation for you, now I'm off to sleep

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/
This is a dictionary. Look up objective and subjective, it might be useful for your future.

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This isn't porn, it's science. If science gives you a hard-on, well, that's on you.

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>>716599292
It's Mittens.

>>716597480
I'd eat the remains

>>716597895
Oooh a potato

>>716591856
this is Korean

no American is ever gonna open a bag of Doritos like that

>>716594096
Typical male privilege bullshit, why isn't any of them played by a woman or transgender, or even a gender fluid person

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>>716593817

>>716594274
Glorious.

>>716591856
>"Lol wtf Doritos with a ramen dish"
>"OK Stop putting things on it, et the Doritos before they get soggy"
>"The Doritos man,they're soggy by now"
>Hysterical laughter as they throw more and more sauces onto it
This cannot be a real food

>>716602498
Published: June 28. 2015
The number of victims of the fire in the city of New Taipei Taiwan exceeded 500 people. Severe injuries to 188 people.
The fire occurred on Saturday night at the disco in the water park "Baxian" (Formosa Water Park), which was held in the framework of the festival of colors.

>>716596600

here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uuo_CiiPk8

>>716602987
"third-world country with no fire codes"

>>716601306
poor babby

>>716596925
>>716597475

It's a vasovagal response. Pretty much nothing you can do about it.

>>716593442
holy shit an ancient fucking Korean warrior was summoned to attack that kid for chewing seeds on the subway

>>716597563
dab

>>716601306
>eternal bleeding.
kek

>>716602955
>>716591856
reminds me of that greentext story where a former subway sandwich artist has some chick make him the soggiest sandwich ever.

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>>716603717
This one?

>>716601306
If this is true, It makes it even funnier

>>716598377
>will_it_blend.webm

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>>716596292
Look how the fucking cop holds the taser as well. Like some nigger thug.
It really is the one profession where if you can't keep your cool and be professional at all times, then you should just fucking quit.

Side-note: There is no reason XXL police uniforms should exist. Ever.

>>716594306
that's a magazine

>>716595485
I mean water or pee you're going to get the shit kicked out of you for doing this so you might as well just pee

>>716595641
Too perfect hahaha

>>716592403
WTF story?

>>716591856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3BTolITF18
Eating nuggets

>op asks for non-porn webm
>thread quickly devolves into rekt

>rekt videos are another kind of porn

>>716593817
That's Hickok45, a bad ass you tuber who does gun reviews. He is an amazing shot too.

>>716602338
Never heard of Dogfights but the other 4 are great shows, it's not obvious at all.

>>716604009
That's.. A fair point actually.
Although I imagine you could probably get away without any broken bones if it's just water. Piss on a dude and your chances of that are slim.

>>716592136
this is what we did in sweden long ago with our elders and retards

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Is this considered non porn?

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>>716595485
pants over ass tho

>>716592136
what kind of neckbeard do you have to be to go through the hassle of shooping out that bungee cord?

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>>716595558
Holy Shit!

>>716604695
source?

>>716598998
the post office is a government corporation, the president doesn't have any say in who they hire

but I doubt Trump knows that

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>>716595861
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>716591856
Holy shit! Going to do that in my country, thats looks fucking disgustinly delicious!! What comes out of the pot? Is that corn? I hope so gimme 2 of.those nigger!!now i want to go to fucking muhrika illegally just to try that shit.

>>716595728
what about the pedestrian crossing signs and the Ladas?

>>716591856
I'm not even going to eat that shit. Throwing sauces on it like there's no tomorrow.

>>716597895
>>716597955
>>716598138

https://youtu.be/9-83n-615Rw

>>716595090
Why are they doing that? I just don't get it, does a person like this have her whole instagram account full of pictures of herself making stupid faces everywhere she's been to?

>>716596223
Heh, These chicks should've made Gwar retire...

>>716596119
Simmons was born with his

>>716592042
You have to be an absolute dumbfuck moron to think thats a tattoo.

>>716598208
if that was the procedure at a fight club, the fight club needs to be canceled

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Merry christmas from me....Enjoy the leak and check out this shit lol - snapleak .cf

>>716603959
Why are you saying that? He wasn't talking about what the ammunition went in, but the ammunition itself. He's technically correct in calling the bullets cartridges.

>>716593742
shiiit she could lick my banghole all day long with that tounge

>>716602987
Damn, that's horrible. Thanks for the info.

>>716592136
I fully agree with whats is happening here i've always thought people in wheelchairs are full of shit and are perfectly capable of flight. Just look ar Stephen Hawkings face with his little sarcastic grin knowing full well one no one sees him he's soaring through the skys like a falcon.

>>716596604
you oppressors.

>>716593742
... I don't know if I should be turned on.. But I'm gagging.

>>716605319
She could probably lick her own bung hole with that toung

>>716592539
mother fucker

I felt that right between by eyes

>>716599423
This is the average New Yorker

>>716594096
Its always fun and games till someone gets a boner.

>>716595090
On a scale to one to even I just can't.

>>716601739
Amazing

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>>716593072
>>716593252
Motherfucker..thats my fucking tax money in that car. If he wants to play GTA, find your own fucking car. u fucking piece of shit..can't wait for Trump and his team to take money out of this goddamn freeloading entitled middle class n america

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>>716592038
"On The Enthronement of Stupidity In Yonder Heaven"

Let trump be sound, let trump be be heard,
let echo bound from sea to sea.
Let cuck-coo cry (that noble bird),
"O, High Lord of Stupidity!"

The dodo cheers, the goose replies
"Let you, & I, and gulls agree,
the gods themselves should recognize
The High Lord of Stupidity!"

Indeed, on wind-blown Olympus
(where gods & goddesses take tea)
a court convened, & without fuss
crowned High Lord of Stupidity.

"Huzzah! Hurrah!" cried Sir & Dame,
"The human mind is royalty!
We gods ourselves proclaim the fame
of High Lord of Stupidity!

"Let other fools defend the true,
praise meekness & magnanimity,
but we will stick to him like glue--
The High Lord of Stupidity."

& Round about him danced the gods,
the waltz, mazurka, & Lindy.
& Just like them, all rancid frauds,
The High Lord of Stupidity.

& If one weeps, who knows the truth,
it will not stop the gaiety
that gobbles minds, like Kronos, Youth.
Hail! High Lord of Stupidity.

The worst are full of passions vile,
the best are filled with apathy.
Upon them all's your crooked smile,
O High Lord of Stupidity.
& Without doubt, a rushing star
has brought your sun to apogee,
that all may see you as you are,
Great High Lord of Stupidity.

His sun ascends, our dreams fade out
of fair-play and democracy.
Who is our king? Without a doubt,
The High Lord of Stupidity.

>>716598664
Is that worms?

>>716603137
See "station night club fire"...