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I am 5 stories high. Count to 10 and I will push this fan out

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I am 5 stories high. Count to 10 and I will push this fan out the window onto the footpath. Pedestrians are out and about.
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Time stamp
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>>716570975
2
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>>716570876
Time stamp with the fan and I will deliver.
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>>716571301
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>>716571705
I think I know where you live.
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>>716571705
Where?
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>EVERY ONE OF YOU NIGGERS STOP AND LET ME COUNT BY MYSELF.


1
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>>716571893
2
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You stupid fucking nigger what did i say
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10
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>>716570876
ITT: OP already pushed fan out the window and wants 4chan to believe the pics he posts later of from what he says /b/tards made him do.
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Zuck mA dicklet
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>>716571860
You live in Australia, Melbourne. You are near the university I go to. I recognise the church tower
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>>716572136
Lmfao. Where you at??
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1.
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1...
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2,
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>>716572471
you're a dick
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>>716572471
Get the fuck out
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>>716572504
1
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>>716572537
2
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last digit of my post number is the number I count
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3.,.,.
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D
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>>716570876
1
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>>716572245
>>716572136
I know EXACTLY where you live now. Hahaha.
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>>716570876
3
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1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1

(1)
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2,.,.,.,.
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>>716572713
2-1=?
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>>716570876
frosted butts
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>>716572681
well now op wont do it. good job fag
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I quit, good luck /b/tards. I'll keep the tab open.
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>>716572819
Yeah OP probably fucked off now
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>>716573383
>>716573388
>>716573397
Nice.
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OP you still there??
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>>716573107
>>716573190
>>716573233
>>716573292
>>716573356
DELIVER
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>>716571974
3
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>>716572713
5..8
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>>716570876
7
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> tfw op is probably the one interrupting the count
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1 LET ME COUNT ON MY OSN
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Fucking faggots, refresh before a reply
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>>716574094
1
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>>716574094
2
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>>716574154
3
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>>716574178
2
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>>716574212
fuck you
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>>716574212
2
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Triangle
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>>716574234
Nigger
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I fucked a dog in the ass yesterday
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>>716574292
>>716574298
>>716574302
>>716574305
>>716574349
>>716574454
Nailed it.
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>>716574349
What was it like?
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1, 2 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
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`1
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>>716574523
Are you a wizard
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>>716574523
You sir are a damn genius
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>>716574292
>>716574298
>>716574302
>>716574305
>>716574454
WinRAR
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>>716574518
Pretty shitty actually
I think I'm allergic to it
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>>716574567
>>716574590
Time for OP to deliver
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>>716574506
top kek
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America used to be so great. This thread makes me sad
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>>716574625
OK, well don't forget to reciprocate by playing red rocket.
Keep us updated on any other animals you decide to anal intrude, won't you anon?
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1234568910
I win
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twentyfour
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>>716574818
Why's that? It may be the sleep deprivation but I found it hilarious
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POTATO
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>>716574894
you're new so I forgive you. Nothing that hasn't been done 500 times before. And pushing a fan out the window is the reward? You're all internet cucks. Maybe try and do something productive? Just an idea
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>>716575017
wow you sure blew me away with that hot post there fagbot

>merely pretending


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>>716575017
No its shit like
>>716574506

And
>>716574349
>>716574518

That are hilarious. You're just too serious
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
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>>716575017
Like you?
Nobody in this thread is worthy of been a new recruit, except maybe the dog bumming guy.
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ONE POTATO
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>>716575360
2 potato
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All of you fucking cunts, shut the fuck up.
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>>716575233
Aye!
What the fuck did you just say about me?
I'll have you know I've fucked queen's poodles in the butthole across the globe and am trained in pleading the fifth and insanity.
You're just another fucking target to me. Prepare your arsehole kiddo.
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>>716575555
>quads
Well, okay daddy
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>>716575555
No u
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>>716575559
This makes me sad I broke my computer.
I'd have pwned this reply otherwise.
also off by 4
>>716575555
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>>716575836
>I'd have pwned
Just admit you're at a loss for words you fucking cunt
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>>716575957
...
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TWO POTATO
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THREE POTATO
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FOUR POTATO
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FIVE POTATO
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8 povato
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6 POTATO
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OOPS IVE SHIT MYSELF
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Did we do it?
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>>716574818
It's night in America, bud.
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Shh

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thought this was stoner thread
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>>716576977
FUCKING STONERS
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Munchies are a bitch
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>>716576977
dude weed lmao
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>>716577601
2
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>>716577647
3
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hint: sage goes in all fields
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>>716577671
ytho
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>>716574523
Winrar
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>>716575230
We have a winner
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10
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i can't count i sure as fuck can't read
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10
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ccccccombo breaker
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fuck i forgot 9
i got so far
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>>716578043
but in the end, it doesnt even matter
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>>716578043
You are a true an hero, god bless you anon.
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>>716570876
Dude I'm like high too you know? Hahaha. Gnarly! Whoa
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cccccombo breaker
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10
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>>716578485
I finished it!
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OP deliver faggot
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>>716578485
WIN
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Dliver fuggit
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>>716578520
OP is long dead
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Can't tell if i'm excited or sad.
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im op and I only deliver dick up my asshole
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>>716578567
I thought it'd be funny to steal the glory.
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>>716578567
I know which one I am. Dumb faggot
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OP YOU FAGGOT CUCK DELIVER
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>>716578485
OP where the fucc u at
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OP more like Ogay
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>>716578663
>>716578684

STFU you cunt
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>>716578485
OP fapped then went to sleep. We did this for nothing.
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>>716578904
op won't deliver
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>>716578301
>>716578317
>>716578343
>>716578364
>>716578405
>>716578436
>>716578474

Why won't fireshot work on ubuntu
FYI these are all me!
If you can tell me where Ctrl+printscreen goes i'll deliver.
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>>716579141
OP is contributing to the slow painfuld death of /b
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snapleak .cf to fuck over your ex today
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>>716579205
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>>716579320
bump for OP
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OP deliver you faglord.
Also wanna know where Ctrl+printscreen is saved?
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>>716579562
on the clipboard
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>>716578301
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>>716578436
>>716578464
>>716578474
>>716578485

Faglord deliver!

>>716572136
>>716572681
We already know where you live, so if you don't deliver I'm gonna come smash your face in with a fan!

And I'll post pics.
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>>716579924
OP wont deliver
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>>716579924
You'll post pics after we count to 10. But then you also won't deliver. "He who is OP shall be a faggot." - Commander Shepard
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>>716579751
>There is no image data on the clipboard
Says Gimp
Sorry for been new to ubuntu but I can't find it?
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>>716580277
get a capture tool for your browser
like fireshot for chrome
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>>716580207
I deliver when I can.
I also don't make false promises.
Which one of you fags is gonna pay for my plane tickets?
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>>716580379
Can't you read?
>>716579166
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>>716570876
someone is gonna pay for this OP
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>>716580561
fireshot could also be a desktop tool, you faggot, or a firefox extension (originally)
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>>716570876
maybe you and your family
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>>716580490
Hypothetically, if we all started a GoFundMe to buy you a plane ticket, you would actually go kick OP's ass?
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>>716580640
Look I just wanna deliver a screenshot of my (you)s but I'm still learning linux.
I used to be a windows fag you see.
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>>716576940
That makes 5 op
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>>716580803
With timestamp!
Unfortunately OZ is a long plane ride away from UK.
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>>716581036
If I had a job I would buy you a plane ticket to bash OP's dumb faggot face the fuck in.
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>>716581020
OP requested 10 ya dingus
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OP, just push the damn fan ffs...
Post results and we can all get on with our lives.
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>>716581251
We did 10 about half an hour ago ya dingus.
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niℬℬa
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>>716581285
Imagine if he finally pushes it and it hits nobody.
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>>716580912
don't even tell me about it. I bought a german laptop from a fag to make him a favor and I don't even know where the fucking printkey is. I can't into German
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>>716581414
waiting for the fan to hit the floor
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Delivery!
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who made the 10? was it a single you?
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OP Here, it is dark and nobody is out now. No pedestrians on the street. I forgot about thread
Still will deliver but will be lame as fuck
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Does anyone know the name of that Jabcomix comic with the clowns?
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>>716581933
Just push your damn fan. I'll be happy knowing you have to sweat.
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>>716581933
Forget about the fan, just throw yourself out the window.
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>>716581933
This dubs says you have to
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>>716582092
I have to find a camera with a flash. Don't have one on my phone. I do have a flash camera though...
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>>716581933
Rolling for OP jumps out window.
hashtag #savethefan
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>>716582225
If excuses were money you would be a rich faggot.
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Roll
#savethefan
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#savethefan
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Okay, I'm the real OP here. It not dark and there is still pedestrians. I pushed fan killed a baby. Got no time to take photo need to run

GG
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KYS OP
You faggot!
#savethefan
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fake and gay>>716582650
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>>716582806
Thanks for pointing that out faggot.
Need to keep the newfags informed I guess?
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Op delivers
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>>716583471
Kek
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>>716583471
holy fuck
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