coffee mixes best with semen

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>>716561069
>coffee mixes best with semen
Khajiit pls

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>>716561270
scientifically proven, image proves it

ew

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>>716560960
Where's the mistletoe toe~?

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>>716561337

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>>716561437
NO NOMS ON CHRISTMAS

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what did you all get for christmas?

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>>716561525
it's not yiffmas anymore

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>>716561618
socks

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For the last time Katten
Its INSTALLING NOT DOWNLOADING!!YOU DOWNLOAD THEN INSTALL! (Nerd rage)

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>>716561618
>>716561656
i got socks too wowee

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>>716561656
got a new guitar

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>>716561618
Nothing. I got nothing.

>>716561059
I am not really a fan of technology.

>>716561366
That were blessed by God even.

>>716561712
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

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>>716561621
NO NOMS FOR 2017

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>>716561783
and PJs.

>>716561827
waht does the blessing do?

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>>716561712
that goes to nibi levels of autism not nerdiness

>>716561830
Roooarrrr!!!

>>716561618
Tea
stuffed animals
Moar depression

>>716561618
some sweet clothes.

i gifted myself a cb3000, a 5.5x7.5" plug, and a massage wand too. finally can have a reasonable setup for faggery

>>716561915
Wish I could get a femfur to fuck for Christmas.

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>>716561911
Makes it so he can eat that pussy and not be a punk.

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>>716561834
not 2017 yet either

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>>716562010
im trying to get myself a vibrating prostate massager but cant seem to find a good one

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>>716561886
i did not get those.

>>716561969
what kind of tea did you get?

>>716562083
wowee! lucky bucky he is

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>>716562165
and bladed instruments.

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>>716562165
Exactly. He lived fast, died young, and fucked like a god damned retard.

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>>716562165
A mix set thing
The container you put it in is shit
My Tea Vana strainer works best but at home

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>>716562117
I mean, we can strive towards the ideals of 2017

>>716562160
i am hoping that a plug + the massager wand will actually push and buzz enough that it will accomplish that. i have a couple other toys for prostate orgasms that work reliably too, but yeah vibration would be fun.

i'm excited to just shove the wand up against my butthole on max intensity though. more BZZZZZZ than a fuckin vuvuzela

>>716562160
rudeboy

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>>716562423
>being proactive

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>>716562207
liek what?

>>716562250
i should worship him now he sounds kinda rad

>>716562343
nice~
i love tea <3

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>>716562618
>having your butt licked

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>>716563251
throwing knives
it's making me want a sword though and that's annoying cause money.

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>>716563251
He is the raddest.

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>>716563281
i just shaved it so go ahead

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>>716563309
how fun~
i have a throwing knife thats somehow hasnt shattered fromt he abuse we put it through. we even heated and cooled it a lot to try to make it brittle but the lil cock sucker keeps on

>>716563316
plus he serves shit tons of wine!

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Just walked across town and nothing is open for food...

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>>716563576
And fish. And he's like, eat it, niggers. My God! He drank so much wine his blood was actually wine.

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>>716563444
in the case, use my face

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>>716563251
I do too
Its finally at 5%!!
Once done and GTA O is done too will you play with me?

Bananaders might show up and join us too

>>716563710
that crazy nuggah!

>>716563969
truck yeah we will!

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>>716563696
yeah duh goofball lol

except chineses

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>>716564111
I crave breaded ravioli and only have basic shit.

>>716564171
what about them?

>>716564405
they're open on yiffmas

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>>716561618
The most brutal gift of all, Nothing.

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>>716564507
mhm they are!

>>716564935
Damn, gets me every time. Full mast now.

>>716565137
just like my cheeks

Didn't miss much, eh?

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>>716565344
Nope

Someone post mistletoe taint

So guys, I have a little invitation in my email. If you guys wouldn't joining in...

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>>716565450
does this count

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>>716565582
Ill pass

>>716561069
Funny thing is I'm a straight guy but I'd love to be surrounded and gang raped by multiple cocks as they force me to swallow their cum and be a slut for them. I'd pay to be degraded and fucked to tears.

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>>716565749
Pretty sure you actually can pay for that.

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>>716565668
how about you just fuck off

>>716565970
im pretty sure that's mistletoe

>>716565970
here wait I'll make it better for you

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Snuffles, do you want any games on Steam?

>>716565970
>>716565970
>>716565970
>>716565970
>>716565970

>>716566047
um well

let me get back to you on that

>>716564086
I'm arguing with Gnomes about Star Wars, sorry.

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>>716566272
Alright.

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I'm going to sleep.
Night.

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>>716565970
is that close enough to the taint

>>716565450
i doughnut have any!

>>716566282
its ok

>>716566408
I love Star Wars. It's one of my favorite things.

>>716566367
Nighty night

>>716566408
Wanna join? We have cookies.

good night kyole

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It's about that time, ain't it.

Sweet dreams~

>>716566401
I hope you get snowed in.

>>716565942
Where and how? Because I'd so do it. I wanna be treated like a slut despite my body not being the absolute best 180lbs at 5'9

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>>716566526
I'll shop your favorite taint image with a mistletoe for christmas

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only once

>>716566482
i didnt know you liked those movies.

>>716566509
what es it?

>>716566747
It's a fun place...of lewdz.

>>716566747
They're awesome.

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>>716566911
Katten
He almost off work
Yay!

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>>716566522
How are you tonight?

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>>716567041
I wouldn't know because I don't know when he works.

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>>716567356
That was not intentional.

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>>716566569
What are you underage? Hire some gigolos.

>>716566858
they pretty neat

>>716566819
but where?

>>716567942
Look into my email field.

>>716568077
das lewd

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>>716567041
>>716567942
OMG he taking forever to get done! Katten poke his sides!!

>>716568366
Yee

>>716568414
ugghhh whats taking him so long?

>>716568451
spicyyyyyyy~
post yourself in there

>>716568569
I don't have anything. :\

>>716568754
oh. its ok. i forgive you this time

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>>716569041
I love Sledge so much. God, he's hot.

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>>716568569
He says its my butt

>>716569071
30 y/o "femboy"
Ehhh... Nah.

>>716569178
He's still pretty hto.

>>716569136
thats no excuse

>>716563444

>>716569204
Seen him?

>>716569262
Nope.

>>716563444
I meant to say, I absolutely love that Phoenix

>>716569275
Was chatting with this 25 y/o femboy a few months back, hair down to his ass, smooth skin, and a gentle face. Real nice looking.
Too bad he was 500 miles away and definitely not a virgin.

>>716569462
Very nice. Where does he live?

>>716569489
Somewhere in east Ohio.

>>716569659
That's pretty far. Oh well.

>>716569701
It was more just talk anyway, I wouldnt date him even if he were two blocks away.

>>716569232
It won't install!!!

>>716570873
what the fuck?!

I just ruined 2001: A Space Odyssey by coming up with a terrible remake.

>>716571370
hm?

Go home, kitty, you're drunk.

>>716571201
Found out
At 18 gb out of 60gb
Snarfs net SUCKS welp his fam's

>>716572031
i M CONFUSE

>>716572071
ohhhhh

>>716571604
I was talking to Gnomes about The Planet of the Apes and how normies ruined it with their reboot. Then he said they'll remake and reboot anything if they think it'll make a buck. I mentioned Kubrick, he said they would, so I ruined 2001 to get him to say Kubrick is untouchable.

>>716572124
PSN says 18gb
Then ingame download that claims installling. And his net is like 12mb/s If we're lucky at night. Comcast literally fucks people over bad here in Ut. That its basically illegal to report company issues here. Why death rates, homeless, drug abuse, child rape is high here. Because corps rule.

I have the 2nd shittiest at my digs. About 100mb/s from centurylink
That is the highest you'll get tell google fiber in this god forsaken state

>>716572124
Should I get ARK?

make a new thread

>>716573548
no

>>716573548
Not unless you're a fucking masochist who likes getting kidnapped and raped and all your possessions destroyed by hooping tabungadoos clad in knight armor

>>716573588
There needs to be more games with dinosaurs.