>go into your sister's room >pat her head >post results

tfw you don't have a cute imouto to headpat.

>>716538542
I feel you, man

>>716538344
Made cute little cooing sounds and started to suck my dick.

Thanks OP

Me and my sister don't have that good of a relationship but I went to her room, patted her and she looked at me like if I was goin' to end my life or something.
I am on alooooot of drugs so I guess that made me seem a lil' bit more mad.

>>716538344
>WWHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?
>giggling
>Seriously why
>No tell me!
>Aaaaahhh

She's 11

called me a nigger and a faggot
thanks op

>>716538814
>niggerfaggot

>i pat her head
>what?
>i leave

she was fucking her boyfriend.
I quickly turned around and shut the door.

I'm not joking.

>sister is 19
>Why is your dick out anon
>Dont fucking touch my head
>ANON YOURE A FUCKING VIRGIN
>go back to room cry

>>716538954
you let another guy fuck your sister? you fucking cuck

>>716538954
how old is everyone in this situation

also why are they fucking when you're in the house

>>716539027
wat

>>716538954
pat her boyfriends head

check em

>>716539027
Exactly.

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>>716538954
you idiot could have given the most epic head patting ever given.

>sister sleeping
>pat her head
>wakes up with a confused look on her face

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>>716539179
zomg ty i cleaned out my folder and accidentally deleted this pic been looking for it again forever. Here, you can have one of my best in the cute anime girls dancing file.

>>716538344
was eating out her girlfriend.
couldnt get the pat in.
i threw up before i could get the chance.
Sorry OP.

>>716539083
I'm 19 and sister is 16, boyfriend is 16(ish...?), apparently they thought I went out and never came back earlier when I went and picked up my keyboard from my friend.

>>716538954
take a photo

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>>716539433

>>716539628
you need the shaking gif

>>716539433
damn it. one post off from trips

>>716539939
No, 11 posts off of trips, dumbass

>>716539594
room too dark, lights off.

>>716539996
or 100 if you look at it from a different angle.

perspectives are fun.

>>716540129
Wow you walked into a dark room with your suster fucking (another) man? How long did it take to realise.

>>716540401
slapping sounds, heavy breathing sounds, creaking bed

>>716538787
Hot

>>716538787
Cute

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>>716538954
>I'm not joking

She said "what do you want,leave me alone"

>>716540717
>>716540876
I think so too

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>>716538344
i can pat my dick if that counts

I don't have a sister. What do /b/?

My little sister is used to getting random hugs and head patting from me. I've been doing that shit for 20 years and I don't intend to stop anytime soon.

>>716542971
Find a girl, call her your little sister and pat her head.

>>716543056
Did you fuck her yet?

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>>716543115
last time i did that police came to my house with a restraint order

>>716543115
On it
Will report back to this reply

She sighed and asked if we were going to fuck again because we have twice already today. So, yea. Probably going to as soon as I get done posting. Thanks /b/!

>>716538344
anime and pot.

>What the heck?
>What are you doing?
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>>716543250
Little sisters are for cuddling, spoiling, teaching things to and being over-protective about, not for lewds.

Mine just smiled and told that she's hungry and when we're gonna eat

>>716543963
If you don't fuck her, some nigger will.

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>>716544117
LOL better keep it within the family i guess

No reaction
Her skeleton was cold tho

>>716544117
Not all sisters are like yours.

>>716544443
off by one
>716544444

>>716539996
And yo were 3 posts from quads

>>716543963
i love you for that :) xD

>>716544573
>>716544444

>>716544881
Are you anon's sister?

>>716544881
Will you be my little sister anon? I don't have one.

>>716538787
it's time to make this wincest
gogogogoog

bump 2

>>716538787
has potential

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>>716544881

>>716538344
She looked at me strangely and went back to her laptop.

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im gonna go fap to some lame as porn video.

if i come back and find some sweet wincest after ive already blown my load im going to be pissed

bumppppp

>>716538542
feels bad man

>>716539010
sounds like a typical brother sister roleplay porn except the last part.

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>How dare you
>Sniffs my hand
> What did you do to me?!

>>716539083
White trash detected.

>>716543115
Fuck your mom so she can give birth to a female.

>>716544881
> :) xD

Leave.

>>716549485
I see you came to the internet after 2007, my friend. It's not emotes that killed 4chan, it's edgy fags like you who killed 4chan.

>>716543576
Kys

>>716549571
Damage control.

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Ducked to avoid me, chuckled, then asked about my height.

>>716544477
Kek

And also

checked

>>716538344
She just looked at me and said "OK"
I guess it doesn't really matter seeing as I've fucked her before.

>>716549485
btw it was a :) not a >:) if u try to harass someone pls do it right thanks idiot number i dont know :D happy xmas

>>716543963
This.

>>716552274
you fucking imbisill, do you not know what greentext is? jesus

>>716552477
>you fucking imbisill
>imbisill
i dont know what argument you and that other anon are having but you just lost.

>We both back for Christmas
>Go into her room
>She watching Sherlock on Laptop
>Pat her head
>Fuck off cunt!
>Walk out
>Back onto my laptop
>Typing this

>>716552666
what do your hands feel like now?

>>716552756
What? Like normal.

>>716552859
i meant smell retard

>>716552477
schhhh calm down, do you hear that? sounds like the ocean cuz its so salty here :D, maybe thats the reason why you mad? :D or do u look for some people to chat with you <3

>>716552884
Then you should have said smell, idiot.

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she hit me being reminded that I am still a foot and a half taller

>>716553440
do girls really care about how tall they are? im pretty sure most men want their women to look as small, short, and childlike as possible

>>716538787
was she barefoot?

>>716550225
I'm not even the same person dumbass. How can I damage control something like that?

>>716540137
Umm no you dip shit it would be 122 but the closest is 11

>>716538344
I did and she ended up touching my dick on accident, thanks anon. she's sucking me off right now while my santa pounds my ass one last time before he has to leave for `the year

>>716538344
>sister on laptop
>pat her head
>did /b tell you to do this?
>....yes

She'll probably call me a fag when she sees this post.

>>716550225
this

>>716554423
fag

>>716552477
Made me kek, I tip my hat to you fine gentleman

>>716554423
fag

>>716554423
fag

Sent from my iPhone

>>716554636
Liar

>>716554801
sorry sis

>>716554423
this is gold

>>716554423

I FUCK MY SISTER SO WHAT YOU FUCKING NIGGERS FAGGOTS

>>716554423
fag

>>716554423
you're a fag, brandon

>>716555217
You were just supposed to pat her head anon

>>716555574
just pat is for fags

>>716554423
>>716555369
S H O T S F I R E D
H
O
T
S

F
I
R
E
D

>>716538344
I panicked and hit my sister full on in the mouth.

>>716543115
Went to my friend's house and his sister is someone who I had a crush on. I did the following and got a pat in return.

I already pat her head occasionally and all she does is get upset

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>enter the living room
>approach sister
>she's asleep
>pat her head
>wakes up
>barks at me
>"hey don't be a bitch"
>suddenly i remember i don't have a sister
>she's my dog
>end up fucking her

>>716539027
kek

>>716554423
fag

>>716556576
kek

>>716538344
>Go into sisters room
>pat her head
>reflexes are good and ducks away from under my arm
>looks confused
>ask "What do you want?"
>I walk out of room

>dont have sister
shit

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>>716538787
Cum on her

>>716557248
>Watching tv in my room
>suddenly door flies open as my autistic brother stands there breathing heavily, staring at me
>walks over to me and slowly extends his arm
>very slowly
>his hands are shakey and sweaty so i duck away from it, and ask "What do you want?"
>he starts crying and farting and leaves the room
>Merry Christmas

>>716538344
bitch fucking slugged me. My lip is busted because my sister has some phobia of being touched. fan-fucking tastic.

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>What do you want bro?!

>>716557677
I-is that a dick bulge

>>716558045
don't ask questions you don't want the answers to

>>716554005
Either double damage control, or tryhard newfag.

>>716558593
But i'm not samefagging, so how can I be doing damage control for a sentence I didn't even right? I'm just saying you should lurkmoar if you think faces(not emojis) are bad. Also, everyones a newfag on /b/, even 2003fags.

>>716559490
write* my bad lol

>>716559490
You need me to spell it out for you? It's easy to lie on an anonymous message board if you're not namefagging.

h

>>716542851

If she's not there, no it doesn't.

>>716538344
>walk in
>"what the fuck do you want?"
>walk towards her
>"WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT ANON?"
>I must have an insane look in my eyes
>"stop!"
>reach my hand out
>pat her head and leave as she tells me to fuck off

she's 17 and her boyfriend was in the room just watching with a dumb blank stare

>>716539343
you have to creep this anon, go fucking get a picture or short video

>>716557484
MISAKA IS NOT FOR LEWDS. DELET!@

>open her door and walk into her room
>she looks at me and says "oh hey, i wanted to tell you something"
>she sits on her bed and tells me to come sit down
>i sit
>she slowly reaches under her blanket while staring me dead in the eyes with a completely blank expression
>she pulls out a full water bottle from under her blanket at the speed of fucking light and crushes it in my face
>im soaked
>without saying anything, i get up and walk towards the door
>she mumbles sorry
>i stop and look at her
>she looks disappointed and sad
>i walk to her and pat her head
>she looks confused as fuck
>as i walk out she yells "what?" at me
>dry myself off
>type this
>check captcha
>click four boxes that have street signs
>click post

>>716560077
umm, do you mean tripfagging? Whatever, believe me or don't. I don't know if you're the same way, but I don't really give many airwolfs if someone on an anonymous message board doesn't believe me about not samefagging. lurkmoar pls

>>716558293
Oh, I do want to know.
>cringingly winks

>>716556326
Lol this. Used to fluffle her hair and she'd get so mad

Good times

>>716554423

you're a fag brandon.
now let's fuck!

>>716556576
Kek

>>716560513

She sounds more autistic than you

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>>716538344

>>716561037
shes 14, im pretty sure she tried to """prank""" me

>>716561227
dammit, you beat me to it

>>716561237
she wanted you to take ur shirt off

>>716560180
Fucking kek

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>>716539146
>that visualization

>friends sister always spies on me when im there
>makes an effort to barge into his room when im there
>made excuses to touch me multiple times
>I can make her laugh super easily

This thread made me want to go pat her head just to see what would happen.

>>716538344
OMG! She totally sucked my weiner! I can't believe I didn't try that sooner! Thanks OP! Today you weren't a faggot

>>716561610
why don't you just dick her
is she ugly

>walk in
>stops playing her new game
>pat her on the head
>stare...
>walk away
>"Ohh Kaaye?"

>>716561707
Shes not ugly in my opinion. Cute, fat ass. Hes my really really good friend of many years and I wouldnt do that, as much as I want to. She had a boyfriend too.

>>716561227
Fuck

>>716538344
>no sister
>decide to pat my neighbor`s head
>we are close so figure it ill be fine
>knock on her door
>patwithawkwardsilence.mp4
>asks me whats up
>leave
>come here post green text
>tfw im getting a lot of fb mesagges from her asking if im fine

>>716538344
Be me. 23. Go into sisters room. Much younger. Post her head. Gets annoyed and kicks me away, kicking me in the balls. I hit the floor in pain. She says OMG I'm so sorry. I feel so bad, days this while running my balls through my pants. If I wasn't in so much pain I would have cum

>>716561949
Does he want to fuck her or something?

>>716562081
tell her you really care deeply about her. post results

>>716543963
That's cute.

I'm not being a dick, that's actually really cute

>Have no sister.
>Open python's vivarium.
>Snake sticks his head out of the hide box, probably expecting food.
>Pat head.
>Head immediately retracts into the box.

I wish I had a sister.

>>716556101
i lost

>>716562338
>find girl
>flirt with girl
>ask her out
>start fucking her mom behind her back
>preggo
>?????
>profit

>>716562338
go date a girl with a younger sister

>>716538542
i feel that feel

>>716562167
was she barefoot when she kicked you?

>>716538344
tfw you have a disgusting big sister

>>716538670
lost

>no imouto
>cute 13 yo cousin super attached to me though
>every family gathering you literally need a wrench to split her off me
>says she wants to spend the night at my place the next few days
>mfw her parents let her
watdo /b/

>>716562924
you know exactly what /b/ wants you to do why are you asking

>>716562924
>dick her

>>716562209
I heard her get fucked by her bf one time, although it might not have been. Apparently some other guy came over and they were playing vidya until like 4am. I crashed on my friends floor and could tell that they were fucking on the ground, sounded like she got pounded pretty good for a little bit. The guy left real quick after her parents woke up and made some dissatisfied sounds (obnoxious coughing, etc).

>>716562982
need to deflect any guilt that might come to me, by using /b/ as an excuse and as a pilot for my actions. duh, psych disorders 101

>>716562924
Hard anal with creampie. Plug her afterwards so it stays in her all night. Then cuddle and fall asleep. Morning blowjob.

>>716562924
>Slip her the peepee while she sleepy

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>>716562924
age is just a number

>>716563166
why didn't you join them you cuck

>>716562924
buy condoms, moron

>>716563167
Don't worry, while you're indulging in her young body, you won't feel a thing. The guilt only comes after the fact. It's worth it. Next time you're horny you'll think "why didn't i dick her then?"

>>716562924
post pics of her feet, obviously

>>716563166
Did she sound hot while moaning?

>>716538344
I'm at my gf's (and it's 3am), otherwise I'd do this, my sister's 12 and she's funny af

>>716563237
One day friendo. One day.

>>716538344
>patted her head
> said "K?"
> shrugged
> told me i was weird and asked if i was still going to drive her to the store tomorrow night

>>716562924
>>716563275
shouldn't i begin by grooming her first? in case she eventually realises what happens? how long is the statute of limitations on these things?

My sister would probably attempt to kill me

>>716563445
tell her "only if you're willing to do a favour for a favour"

>>716563481
do it/her pussy
post results

>>716563167
>guilt
hey, as long as you treat her well and try to make her happy, you have nothing to feel guilty of

she can be your perfect little wife, come on

>>716563462
depends what you mean by grooming, but don't take her for an idiot, chances are she already masturbates as much as you (and to you)

>>716538814
mother was a nigger father was a faggot

>>716563297
Very muffled and subdued but yes, her voice is smoky and distinctive

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>>716538344
Don't have sister. I have a brother. Should I record?

>>716563637
>her voice is smoky
What do you mean by that? Like, she sounds like she smokes cigarettes? If your friend and you weren't such good friends, would you fuck her?

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>>716563574
right. i'll try smth. will get back with a thread after the fact. if you don't see it, i've prolly been v&d

see you on the other side /b/rother

>>716561785
Is your name Kaaye? Was she masturbating?

>>716538344
>10yo
>come in room
>pat head 3 times
>slaps me in the arm
>come back to type this
>my arm still in pain

>>716563816
a smoky voice usually means it is in a whisper-y tone, you know how in some commercials the fem narrators try to do that "sexy" voice? like that

>>716563818
Dont listen to /b/ u fag

>>716563375
OK, patted my gf's head like 7 times and she didn't even move (she's sleeping). I did it harder one more time and shit, she punched me hard on my shoulder. Tried again and got no reaction this time wth, then again and she woke up, asked what the fuck was wrong with me, I told her it was a 4chan thing, then she asked me if I wanted to make out, I said yes but wait till I post this on /b/, I am sure she's a bit annoyed lmfao

>>716563739
yes

Some of you guys have awful sounding sisters. This isn't how you're supposed to train them.

>>716563930
>getting hurt from a 10yo's upper body strength
what are you, made of twigs?

>>716564036
>train

>>716563818
good luck!
remember, in some states/countries cousins are fair game, and some even have "romeo and juliet" laws that could make the relationship legal despite her age

But as her parents seems fine with you two being so close, chances are they'll be fine with the rest.

>>716563964
not listening, >>716563167

>>716562924
Pinor inside vagoo

>>716564037
you underestimate the strength of a 10yo

she hits harder than my older brother

>>716563959
Oh. That makes sense. Do you think you still have a chance?

>me and 14 year old imouto never talk to each other
>go to her room
>she blankly stares at me
>walk to her and pet her head
>she starts sobbing
>I walk out
>type this
>my father just crashed in my room
>he asked wtf I did to her
>I said that I touched her hair
>he looks me like Im dead to him
>he walks out

Well that was awkward

>go in for pats
>"Fuck off"

d-did I do it right?

>>716564178
you raped her

>>716544881
> :)
> xD

get OUT

>>716539083
>not knowing how to fuck quietly

>>716562924
I was in this exact situation earlier, she didn't delete texts and now we're not allowed to see eachother at family events. She liked hentai, I like hentai. Her parents don't like hentai....

>>716563816
Just sexy, sort of raspy, total non smoker.

Yes. Although I have to admit, the thought of fucking her while my friend sleeps in the other room is a total turn on. For example if she made a major advance I dont see myself being able to resist.

>>716564234
You gotta push through it. Just fucking rush her and slam your hand onto her head and pat her even if she is kicking and screaming.

>>716564167
nigga i fight with my 2 younger siblings on the reg, fightclub style. i've yet to lose and they were put into taking judo classes. all i got was a couple years of abuse from my dad

>>716538344
>What the fuck?
>Okay then...

>>716564301
well you're going to have to share more details now, anon

>>716564234
If you did pat her head, yes. In any other case you failed and need to retry.

>>716564178
your sister sounds autistic
and I mean that genuinely, that type of behaviour heavily depicts autism

>walk in room
>pat her head
>she balls up in terror and starts screeching
I'm overall proud of the results

>>716564322
OP, please get her number and send sexy texts to her. Make her do those major advances

>>716564301
so, do you two sneak out to see each other? tell us more

>>716564358
Not a lot came of it. We were joking about ahegao doujins and she didn't delete texts, her parents found them and confronted me over the phone. One of the last doujins she shared had incest in it too. I'm kinda salty about her getting caught.

>don't worry I never get caught with this stuff

gg kiddo.

>>716564556
Nah we live very far apart

>>716564178
>I touched her hair
instead of
>I pat her head

It's like you're purposefully trying to be autistically misunderstood.

>>716564533
You molest her before?

Also am I the only one on /b/ that doesn't live with mommy and daddy?

>>716564567
Restore this relationship. You can do it anon, my penis wills it.

>>716564362
Maybe she is. She doesnt have many friends and shes really smart. I hear these things from my mother

>>716564656
A lot of 4chan users are between the ages of 16-25 if I'm not mistaken so it's more likely a majority live at home.

>>716562924

Introduce her to classic games/cartoons/movies you liked when you were her age, or the ones you are into now. Ask her what her favorite things to eat are and promise you're going to make/order out all of them. Find something fun to go do with her on the town, even if it's just going to see a movie or buying her an ice cream.

You have an imouto, you faggot, it's a beautiful thing and you need to do it right.

>>716552891
For the love of all that is holy, fuck off and leave, niggerfag.

>>716564656
>implying people aren't home for the holidays
>you are not cool or special for living alone

>>716564567
what were your ages?

>>716564640
if you can drive to her place and bring her some booze, you'll probably score mad points

>>716564656
family gatherings are really common around christmas/new year

>>716564728
being 20 and all and her being in 8th grade, there aren't a lot of ways to come out of that unscathed

>>716564651
>I touched her hair
sounds way more normal on my language.

>I pat her head
has very sexual tone so I didnt say that.

>>716564656
Personally, I am only staying over due to family gathering. My results:

>11yo
>pat head
>confused "what?"
>walk out
>"hey what did you want?"
>typing results
>"you're weird"

>>716564763
I'm 26 and I've been on my own since 18
>unless you count the army, then 22

>>716564178

what do your hands smell like now?

>>716549571
newfags shitting up another thread

>Be me, 20 years old
>Walk to 16 year old sisters room
>Door closed, unusual
>Put my ear to the door
>Soft whimpering, sharp breathing
>She broke up with her boyfriend 2 weeks ago, been quite upset
>Assume she's crying still
>Open door a crack
>Face down in pillow, covers pulled over her
>About to clear my throat to let her know I'm here
>Notice that she's grinding back and forth under the covers
>Feint smell in the room I haven't smelled before
>Pull the door back closed a little and step outside and peek in through the crack
>Not crying at all, moans are short and sharp
>Can't look away
>Suddenly pulls one of her arms up from under the covers and rolls onto her back
>Shitbusted.jpg
>Pull back from the crack in the door, flatten against wall outside
>Silence.exe
>Gently tiptoe back to crack, see anonette sucking on her fingers
>Pyjama top unbuttoned, one soft pink nipple poking out between the fabric
>Dead if I get caught
>Run back to room
>Type story
>inb4 "Go fuck your sister" never gonna happen, I don't live in a porno world

>>716552884
That makes you the retard anon

>16 year old emo sister
>walk into her room
>WTF GET OUT
>Her: REEEEEEEEE
>i cant stop laughing to myself, she's adorable when she's angery
>pat her pompadour pink hair down
>bites my hand
>really hard
>walk back to room
>dont close her door
>she's reeing and crying, trying to redo her hair
>fill out captcha
>4 store signs
>post

>>716564970
is she cute?

>>716564965
Language differences are weird.

>>716564829
>>716564860
I know fuckers, my old lady's family came down for dinner
>need to start being with bitches my age that don't care about fam
>bitch is -10 years older than me

>>716565089
Yeah

>>716565075
>bites hand
cute

>>716564992
Not everyone has the luxury of living alone that early in life, anon.

>>716556101
>>716555574

>>716565033
>inb4 "Go fuck your sister" never gonna happen, I don't live in a porno world
you've at least fapped to the thought, right?

>>716565186
not really, i'm still bleeding.

>>716565228
not for you
but it's cute

>>716565033
Get pics nigga

>>716564992
I'm 26 and still with parents. Just finished up my masters. I'll be moving out when I land something I consider career worthy. Until then no/low rent helps me save up.

>>716565033
Go back in and pat her head as if it never happened.

>>716565193
>luxury
oh you sweet, naive child.

>>716559490
>Also, everyones a newfag on /b/, even 2003fags
>just b8ing retardly at this point

>>716565193
That wasn't a luxury at all

this thread is golden
I'd pat sleeping imoutos head if i had the courage to

>>716538344
I have no sister. Patted scorpion instead. It stung me. Now I need to go to the hospital.

>>716565033
walk in, post results

>>716564550
Ill just keep showing up and teasing her, thats fine by me. When I talk to her I cant help but smile and make her laugh, its effortless really. When her friends are over she seems genuinely horny too. One time fairly recently she got back from a beach trip with her friends and they all showed up in their bikinis. They started having a drawn out conversation with my friend and I, which seemed to irritate him. The fatty she was with was totally into my friend too. But while she said talked to me, she seemed to purposely adjust her skimpy ass bikini and I saw the top of her shaved pussy. She noticed that I saw and just stared at me afterward, smirking.

The tensions built up over the years and Im loving it. If she wants it she can come get it, and im pretty sure shes started trying. I like teasing her, and her teasing me is hot to me too. Next time I see her Ill just lay on the charm more I guess.

>>716548330
KEK

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>>716565274
>update:
>ANON WHY DID YOU DO THAT, GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU
>me: merry christmas pinky
>hates it when I make fun of her hair
>mom and dad are in the garage playing cards so she cant tell
>she blasts meal music on loudest setting
>MFW I like Ghost, and she's still losing

>>716565033
Nice dubs, and no you go get us a fucking picture anon. or a clip if you can.

>>716565353
I don't blame you dude, I'd go back if I could. A guy I work with is in his 40s and is getting a divorce and he moved back in with his parents. His old room, free food and laundry service, rent free

>>716565475
fucking do it you cuck it's christmas

>>716555369
Have sex with your brother

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>>716565625
>meal music
i'm dying

>>716565625
metal*

>>716538344
>Why are you touching me you jellybean?

>>716565227
She runs from the shower to her bedroom with just a towel around her all the time (right across the hall), she has such a petite body, it pops into my head when fapping from time to time, but she's my sister, and we don't get along that well.
>>716565341
Yeah coz I'm gonna expose my baby sister to a bunch of faggots on 4chan, going for bro of the year award.

>tfw you will never have an imouto figure in your life ever because your parents weren't willing to procreate a second time

>>716565193
That's the problem with you millennials, your parents coddle you. They should of been life normal American parents and thrown your ass out at 18 after high school. Yoiu should have no choice in the matter.

>>716565736
age?

>>716565722
>she does stuff her face to loud music so no one can hear her, then she paints the toilet bowl with red hot cheetos and pepsi

>>716565741
That is bro of the year shit

>Walk to door
>try to open
>locked
>"What do you want?"
Never mind ;_;

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>>716565780
Should have* not should of.
You should have finished highschool before being thrown out.

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Tried to throw a punch, fell off the couch.

>>716565809
Yeah you'll be OUR bro of the year, comes with a certificate and everything.

>>716565793
9

Do a lot of you have downy sisters or are you exaggerating their responses?

>>716565193
>Being broke as fuck
>Having to completely support yourself
>When you're sick as fuck you still need to go to the store and cook

>Luxury

>>716565033
Dude you're literally living IN porno world. When the fuck does that ever happen.

>>716565947
>>716565736
C U T E
U
T
E

>>716565736
Is that her pet name for your dick?

>>716544081
tell her you want to eat her, and then pretend it was a joke.

>>716552666
Nice trips satan

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>got along great with imouto when we were young
>pulling her around on a sled in the back yard and other cute shit
>Around the time she enters middle school she gets really into Tumblr
>Becomes autistic hipster
>Becomes distant and hardly talks to me because depression is fashionable
>Avoids me even
>She's now in highschool
>Still hardly talks to me
>Be tonight
>Playing Clue with family because Christmas
>Tell jokes and she laughs so much she starts crying
>feelsgoodman
>Game ends
>Becomes distant again

I just don't get it, /b/.

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>>716552477

>>716565983
This is /b/
autism is genetic

>>716565396
>>716565585
>>716565809
>>716565944
I will go walk in and see what happens, but there's no chance you're getting pictures, I'm not a fucking idiot. Will type results soon.

>>716565944
He won't do it for his bros, he's a fuckin scrub

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>>716538344
which sis

>>716566075
same for me man...

>>716566178
Both

>>716564992
Kek you weren't out on your own faggot, you were on welfare in a fraternity. Our taxes gave you you food, shelter, clothing, and an allowance well into adulthood you dumb nigger

>>716566075
My sister tried to pull the same tumblr shit a few years back but I put her ass on check and she's still alright today

>>716566075
imagine how bad it would feel having the same experience with your children some day
I feel bad for my parents tbh, why am I such a robot

>>716566249
I didnt notice at first and then it was too late.

>>716566111
RIP

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I seriously doubt this many of you have sisters living with you so I'm just gonna assume that this thread is just a bunch of creepy old men roleplaying.

>>716566011
>been working since 16
>don't take sick days even when sick
>strong work ethic
>don't rely on mommy and daddy
>bust my ass for everything I have to just break even

0 luxury

>>716565625
>Ghost
>Metal

be a good big brother and get her into some Lamb of God and Bongripper

>>716566178
s-sauce??